Sunday, September 30, 2012

Come-a Come-a out of the Closet-O!

It's more than safe to say Billy wants to try some cock. Absolutely, 100 percent certain here. There is no doubt in my mind his penis rises when he thinks about another dude's package.

I'm a dude who likes vagina and have no desire look up gay pictures all day long and paste heads on them. Think about it. Billy's actually searching for these pictures, and he's searching gay sites for them. What straight man does that? And what kind of pictures are these? Almost all with a man with his mouth opened. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this out he would like to start with some head from another guy.

What are latent homosexual feelings?
is an erotic inclination toward members of the same sex that is not consciously experienced or expressed in overt action. This may mean a hidden inclination or potential for interest in homosexual relationships, which is either suppressed or not recognised, and which has not yet been explored or may never be explored in fact.

A theory that homophobia is a result of latent homosexuality was put forth in the late 20th century. A 1996 study conducted at the University of Georgia by Henry Adams, Lester Wright Jr., and Bethany Lohr[1] indicates that a number of homophobic males exhibit latent homosexuality. The research was done on 64 heterosexual men, 35 of whom exhibited homophobic traits and 29 who did not. They were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The groups did not differ in aggression.[1]

Three tests were conducted using penile plethysmography. While there was no difference in response when the men were exposed to heterosexual and lesbian pornography, there was a major difference in response when the men were exposed to male homosexual pornography.

The researchers reported that 24% of the non-homophobic men showed some degree of tumescence in response to the male homosexual video, compared to 54% of the subjects who scored high on the homophobia scale. In addition, 66% of the non-homophobic group showed no significant increases in tumescence after this video, but only 20% of the homophobic men failed to display any arousal. Additionally, when the participants rated their degree of sexual arousal later, the homophobic men significantly underestimated their degree of arousal by the male homosexual video.

The results of this study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range and admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.

A possible explanation is found in various psychoanalytic theories, which have generally explained homophobia as a threat to an individual's own homosexual impulses causing repression, denial, or reaction formation (or all three; West, 1977). Generally, these varied explanations conceive of homophobia as one type of latent homosexuality where persons either are unaware of or deny their homosexual urges.[1]

Another explanation of these data is found in Barlow, Sakheim, and Beck's (1983) theory of the role of anxiety and attention in sexual responding. It is possible that viewing homosexual stimuli causes negative emotions such as anxiety in homophobic men but not in nonhomophobic men. Because anxiety has been shown to enhance arousal and erection, this theory would predict increases in erection in homophobic men.[1]

Reparative therapy advocates disagree that the homophobic males were stimulated by genuine latent homosexuality, claiming that the stimulation arose from negative emotions such as anxiety.

What's stopping him?
Fear of family rejection.

How can we help him come out to his family?
  • Maybe have him put a small recorder in a stuffed animal which will say I'm gay and give it to relatives for Christmas?
  • Take up a collection so he can get a rainbox tattoo on his forearm.
  • Buy him some sparkly t-shirts to replace the wife beater shirts.
  • Replace Christopher's pictures on his blog with himself and send his family the link to it.
Let's hear some more suggestions and help this struggling fellow become a happy one. Maybe in a few years we'll all get some special wedding invites!

 

Monday, September 24, 2012

"What Would You Do If You Knew You Were Dying?"

(Written 9/23/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
 
That is a fairly common discussion in Geezer World, so I thought I summarize it here (with some adjustments for the Zombies, of course).  I'll be very interested in the thoughts of you youngin's.
 
Let's say that you have been told by a group of world-class doctors that you have exactly one year to live, that you'll be fine until the last month, and at that point you'll become pretty much useless.
 
The obvious emotional devastation aside, just exactly how would you spend those 11 good months?  It's not a Top 10 List, but following are some possibilities:
 
1. Create and carry out a "bucket list" of stuff you've thought about doing but never got around to because you've been too poor, too lazy, or just not all that interested.
 
2. Ignore the whole problem and just carry on normally, hoping it'll all just go away.
 
3. Spend as much time as possible "getting piss drunk and tearing up pussy."
 
4. Make sure all of your affairs are in order, pick out your casket, etc.
 
5. Spend as much time as possible with your family, best friends, etc.
 
6. Prepare letters to be sent *after* you die to everyone you've hated detailing your reasons.
 
7. Join a radical religious order (say, Catholicism) and pray 24/7/365 for a miracle.
 
8. Spend the bulk of your time working on the 14 "To Do" lists that you've been ignoring so that you can feel that you've "completed" your life, or something.
 
9. Post a confession on your blog that your "Mindfuck Game" was really created by your 5-year-old niece.
 
10. Start doing all of those things you didn't do before because they were bad for your health, like the Lemon Meringue Pie Diet, Chocolate Malted Milkshake Tuesdays, Unprotected Sex, and Cuban Cigars.
 
11. Make sure that you write at least FIVE blog articles a DAY about ME with my face pasted onto various pics you've STOLEN off the internet.
 
12. Leave instructions that you want to be frozen at the last minute and wrapped up in aluminum foil like Woody Allen in "Sleeper," and then waken up and fixed whenever the Orgasmatron has been invented.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Ugly wants another vacation

Monika has been crying non-stop. I offered to get her another kitty and she offered to throw me out the door. This was purely an accident. This is my public explanation and apology to her.

Where we live has a lot of land. Barney is a special breed, a bengal cat, so we allowed Bengal to roam free. I did not know Barn was in the car. Until I was at the end of my road. I stopped to admire the sunset, right at the end of my driveway facing the adjacent farm with the little red wagon near the mailbox.

I should have known better than to stop but beauty can be distracting.  Next thing I know my car was raining with cat hair and loud shrieks as Barney flew up to the front and went to town scratch at the slightly rolled down window. Which just happened to be my window. So I have not only cat ass in my face, nine approaching killer dobermans, but now my coffee is in my lap and my leather is raining. I had no choice but to roll down the window.

He jumped out. The dogs jumped on. I revved the engine up and the dogs were everywhere. I threw it in gear n the dogs scattered a bit then circled back around the back of the car. I threw my Benz in reverse and the dogs scattered again. I ran over a log. Or so I thought.

Honey I am sorry please forgive me.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

"Four LONG Days Without My Computer"


"Four LONG Days Without My Computer"
(Written 9/15/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
 
Well, thank goodness THAT ordeal is over!
 
I recently had some serious computer problems due to a bunch of malware and crap.  (A certain SOMEONE will never EVER again be allowed on my computer!)  I tried everything I knew to fix it, and after a couple of days I gave up and called in my geek friend, Colleen.  We eventually just reformatted the hard drive and started from scratch.  I also upgraded to Windows 7 along the way, and most of my last two days has been spent adding back all of my old software and some new stuff.  I'll have to spend one more full day finishing that, and then tweaking stuff.
 
I was frankly surprised how little I missed AOL, but then I primarily use it only for some news, IMs, email, and to access the thousands of web sites I've saved over the years.  (BTW, AOL has a max of 2,500 fav places in case you didn't know.  LOL)
 
But I was also surprised at how reliant I've become on access to my computer in general.  Following are some of the things I missed most.
 
Word Processing
 
I was working on several important legal documents when the computer crashed.  Too bad!
 
Banking
 
I don't pay bills that way, but I do use the internet to check my accounts regularly, make transfers, etc.  That saves me many trips to the bank.
 
Excel
 
I maintain a LOT of Excel workbooks related to gardening, medical stuff, and much else.  Just one example... I planted about 30 perennials a few weeks ago, and track them thru a workbook.  I also need access to a local weather site as well as national ones to help me decide when and how much to water them.  So, I had to do it on the fly, which is NOT my style.
 
News
 
I read a lot of news sites every day, including CNN, The Washington Post, and the Huffington Post.  I didn't make up for that by watching CNN on the tv because they talk a LOT slower than I can read.  But I kept wondering such things as, did North Korea invade South Korea yesterday???
 
TMZ
 
Yes, I'm totally hooked on TMZ.  Again, I don't watch the tv version because it's just way too slow.  So I had to suffer thru Snooki withdrawal pains.  Ugghh...
 
But my computer is now much better, faster, smoother, and more reliable.
 
Oh... when I did finally get back onto AOL, I caught up on the blogs.  Zeeke's took about 30 seconds because it was just more of his obsession with pasting my face onto various homoerotic and homophobic images.  And Vomit's was, regardless of the article, nothing but homoerotic and homophobic rants about me.  So that took maybe two minutes to update. Same old, same old for both of them... Ugly had posted several new, interesting articles on his blog that I very much enjoyed reading.
 
I also couldn't help but notice that Zeeke is now claiming with "100% certainty" from recent "undeniable proof" that Mensa owns Ugly's blog.  Vomit's blog has also been swamped with add-on comments by various idiots.  I'm "100% certain" that Zeeke will make exactly the same claims in the near future about ME, or RedSky, or yada yada owning Ugly's blog.
 
Poor, poor Zeeke... no one, not even his Zombies, believes anything he says anymore.  That happens when you spend many years lying frequently, badly, and without any remorse.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Old McUgly's

Monika is heartbroken. Barney, our precious Bengal, died this morning after I accidentally backed over him. I'm thinking of cheering her up with a kitty like below. Isn't she adorable? 




Monday, September 10, 2012

Who killed Terry?

Dorothy's beloved son. So many questions one must ask.
Why did he have to die?
Was their sibling rivalry?
Was it out of jealousy?
Is this why Bolly is so full of hate? Could it be guilt over this death?

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Introducing the Great Grand Niece

The way this baby is being held, it's probably a good thing the parents are shoving the parental care off on the 6-year-old brother already. Was this how Bolly was raised?







Please don't procrastinate

Repression is never a good thing. It makes men go crazy in the head and spend all day scouring the internet for pictures and popping heads on them. Repression can lead to crazier things like scouring neighborhoods and "tearing up" pussy of strangers (or bungleholes since we're all suspicious that Rin and Bol prefer cock)Regardless, let's help heal the whackos with a "Sexual Healing" fund. If everyone will pitch in a dollar or two we'll soon have enough money to approach MVM with and get a recommended lady or transsexual of the night.
 
Please post how much you're willing to pitch in.
 
Oh, baby now let's get down tonight
Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven I need some lovin' And baby, I can't hold it much longer It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling I want sexual healing Sexual healing, oh baby Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind Sexual healing baby, is good for me Sexual healing is something that's good for me
Whenever blue teardrops are fallin' And my emotional stability is leaving me There is something I can do I can get on the telephone and call you up baby
And honey I know you'll be there to relieve me The love you give to me will free me If you don't know the thing you're dealing Ohh I can tell you, darling, that it's sexual healing
Get up, get up, get up, get up Let's make love tonight Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up 'Cos you do it right
Baby, I got sick this mornin' A sea was stormin' inside of me Baby, I think I'm capsizin' The waves are risin' and risin'
And when I get that feeling I want sexual healing Sexual healing is good for me Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Sexual healing, baby, it's good for me Sexual healing is something that's good for me Well, it's good for me and it's so good to me my baby, ohh
Come take control, just grab a hold Of my body and mind, soon we'll be making it, honey I'll be feeling fine, the way you heal me The way you thrill me, keep me comin' to you For you to sexually fulfill me
You're my medicine, open up and let me in Darling, you're so great, I can't wait for you to operate I can't wait for you to operate, baby I can't wait for you to operate
And baby, when I should be asleep at night I stay up and read And baby, baby, baby, I can't help but feel uptight For my passion needs
And when I get this feeling I want sexual healing When I get this feeling I want sexual healing
Baby, I can't stand it much longer It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get this feeling I need sexual healing Ohh, when I get this feeling I need sexual healing
I gotta have sexual healing, darling 'Cos I'm all alone And I need sexual healing, darling Till you come back home
Please don't procrastinate It's not good to masturbate

Copied from MetroLyrics.com

Friday, September 7, 2012

"Why Are Zeeke and Vomit Sooooooooo Obsessed With Me?"


(Written 8/26/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
 
As I write this (Sunday morning, 8/26), Zeeke has been on an obsessive rantfest about me for an entire month.  Since July 27th, ALL *18* of his articles on his blog have been about little ol' ME.  EIGHTEEN in a row!!!
 
Vomit, of course, follows in his Zombie Master's footsteps, and thus has written NINE articles about ME in the same time frame.  But Vomit isn't *totally* obsessed with me... he still writes the occasional article about Carp Burger Recipes.
 
That's a total of *27* articles about me in one month.  Wow!!!  On the other hand, I've only posted TWO articles in that time period: a fluff piece about "interesting stuff;" just ONE about Zeeke ("Rolling Stone Magazine Bitch Slaps Zeeke"); and NONE about Vomit (sorry, dude, you're just not all that interesting).
 
Because my doctorate is in law, not emotional/mental/psychological basket cases, I have no real idea why Zeeke and Vomit remain TOTALLY obsessed with their hatred for me.  
 
I wish I could say that I "don't know, don't care" about their vile and disgusting fixations with me.  But when two drunk, fat, violence-prone, stupid guys repeatedly post images of homophobic sexual assault fantasies about me, I get a bit concerned. 
 
So, I've started taking pics of the many unmarked white vans that seem to be in my neighborhood lately.  Any other suggestions?  Thanks...