(Written 7/15/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers Blog)
Vomit recently BEGGED his fellow Zombies to submit articles for his vile and disgusting blog, which is near death. Given that the Zombies have about zero creativity and writing skills, and just aren't too bright, I thought I'd give them some fine ideas to jump-start the process. And all at NO CHARGE!
10. "How We Killed the MD Group, then Our Chat Room, then Our Clique, and now Our Blogs."
9. "We're Bigots and We're Proud of It!"
8. "Why No One Comments on Our Blogs"
7. "Our Favorite Lies and Vicious Rumors About Others"
6. "How We Go About Just Making Up Shit"
5. "How to Attract *Other* Vile and Disgusting Losers to Your Cause"
4. "How to Spin Your Criminal/Educational Record Into Something Positive"
3. "How to Rationalize Your Leader Playing a 'Mindfuck' Game in a Chat Room for Eight Hours a Day for Ten Years"
2. "Mastering Calling Someone Else 'Fat' With a Straight Face When You're Morbidly Obese Yourself"
And the Number 1 Suggested Article for Vomit's Blog is...
1. "The Absolute Best EVER Recipe for Carp Burgers!"
Every one of those comments can be atributed to this blog too. You have no room to talk a bout anyone.
ReplyDeleteSorry typo, let me make my own correction...ATTRIBUTED.
Deletenaa this blog is classy.
DeleteSo true K2. They are losers of the finest degree ain't they ?
ReplyDeleteI see losers - here !!!!
ReplyDeleteI saw Billy once at TJs and expected some built bronze God. What I saw was a hillbilly who spent half the night taking pictures on his cheap cell phone. He smelled too.
ReplyDelete<< Every one of those comments can be atributed to this blog too. >>
ReplyDeleteActually, they don't. But please do continue to prattle on.
<< So true K2. They are losers of the finest degree ain't they ? >>
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I'd call anyone a "fine loser," but I agree with your point.
<< I see losers - here !!!! >>
ReplyDeleteYep, Ugly permits you and the other Zombies to comment here.
<< What I saw was a hillbilly who spent half the night taking pictures on his cheap cell phone. He smelled too. >>
ReplyDeleteI like that "He smelled too" addition... nice touch!
<< spent half the night taking pictures on his cheap cell phone >>
ReplyDeleteI can't berate anyone for a cheap cell phone. I have a 3-year old TracFone that only cost about $15. There's a yellow blob of messed up pixels where much of the typing shows up. It does nothing but telephone calls and text messages. On the other hand, it only runs about $7/mo.
Cell phones are obviously NOT an important part of my life.
Mental faggot lmao
ReplyDeleteChristopher great article!!! All they can do is cut and paste either your or Bonnie's head on something ridiculous. That shows me what their mentality level. My 4 year old grandson is more intelligent than they are!!!
ReplyDeleteChris you just continue to make fools of them.
ReplyDelete<< [K2] has never made it a secret that when he... didn't need uglys [blog] anymore he would expose Uglys identity and dish the dirt. >> One idiotic Zombie or another on Vomit's blog
ReplyDeleteUgly outed himself and the Mrs. last year. Don't blame me if you're so stupid that you can't turn his admissions into whatever personal information you seek.
They can't be expected to think.
Delete<< Christopher great article! >>
ReplyDeleteThanks, I greatly appreciate that.
<< My 4 year old grandson is more intelligent than they are!!! >>
Well, that's not really bragging about your grandson. After all, most potatoes are also brighter than a Zombie.
<< Chris you just continue to make fools of them. >>
ReplyDeleteThanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
But sometimes it's as easy as shooting carp in a barrel.
Vomit masturbates to fish he catches.
Delete<< Vomit masturbates to fish he catches. >>
DeleteROTFLMAO... and I've heard he only has to use "small mouth" bass. << chuckle, chuckle >>
...you seem to know a lot about it, how much practice have YOU had?
Delete<< ...you seem to know a lot about it, how much practice have YOU had? >>
DeleteNotice: Very few brain cells were used in creating that illogical mess.
Vomit is stupid as it gets.
ReplyDeleteVomit has down syndrome.
Deleteand you're a Thalidomide baby
DeleteChris, you sure dont act your age nor like a man with the education of a lawyer. Are you that bored? Is this the best you can do with your free time? Why not volunteer somehwere and help out your fellow man.
ReplyDeleteand what do you do anonymous?
DeleteNot the same thing as you "anonymous"
Delete<< Chris, you sure dont act your age... >>
ReplyDeleteThanks! I hope that I never do.
<< Is this the best you can do with your free time? >>
My main activities during retirement have been gardening, photography, working on my house, and time with Pamela and my friends. This is a minor part of my life.
<< Why not volunteer somehwere and help out your fellow man. >>
You assume that I don't, probably because you don't. And anyone who does so and describes it here is asking for stalker responses. Have you forgotten how Zeeke, for example, bragged about harassing the place where Mensa volunteered and Takoma's daughter at work?
How do you know what Chris does or doesn't do? Stalk much? Billy has done all that and more. I've seen him repeatedly post Mike's address in the room and tell people to go by and pop him in the mouth. I've seen him post Chris address in the room and say he's been by his house. The worse I've ever seen was when he posted a kid's death on his blog and told people to tell the parents what pos they are. Billy seriously has issues.
Deletek2 needs to write an article on what the zombies would be like if they got pussy. Pikle has to beg for dates on a website, Ronnie gets blows from the local whores shooting up in his house, Billy's got to get them real drunk and mvm pays whores.
ReplyDelete<< k2 needs to write an article on what the zombies would be like if they got pussy. >>
DeleteSex can't fix stupid.
You people are a mess. I'm sure with such a deranged mind "anonymous" humps dogs, blows horses or screws her father.
ReplyDeleteSmart doesn't fix being an asshoile either.
ReplyDelete