Monika has been crying non-stop. I offered to get her another kitty and she offered to throw me out the door. This was purely an accident. This is my public explanation and apology to her.
Where we live has a lot of land. Barney is a special breed, a bengal cat, so we allowed Bengal to roam free. I did not know Barn was in the car. Until I was at the end of my road. I stopped to admire the sunset, right at the end of my driveway facing the adjacent farm with the little red wagon near the mailbox.
I should have known better than to stop but beauty can be distracting. Next thing I know my car was raining with cat hair and loud shrieks as Barney flew up to the front and went to town scratch at the slightly rolled down window. Which just happened to be my window. So I have not only cat ass in my face, nine approaching killer dobermans, but now my coffee is in my lap and my leather is raining. I had no choice but to roll down the window.
He jumped out. The dogs jumped on. I revved the engine up and the dogs were everywhere. I threw it in gear n the dogs scattered a bit then circled back around the back of the car. I threw my Benz in reverse and the dogs scattered again. I ran over a log. Or so I thought.
Honey I am sorry please forgive me.
Fraud
ReplyDeleteNo one drives a Benz anymore. Everyone knows their quality has gone downhill.
ReplyDelete<< No one drives a Benz anymore. Everyone knows their quality has gone downhill. >>
DeleteI sense Mercedes-envy.
<< No one drives a Benz anymore. Everyone knows their quality has gone downhill. >>
DeleteI sense Mercedes-envy.
The zombies are envy filled
DeleteBet the Gurly Fag has done some swallowing in a benz.
DeleteUgly since their redesign
DeleteWho would apologize to their significant other on a rag of a blog?
ReplyDeleteSomeone with class
Deleteno, someone with Narcissistic personality disorder and the need for public attention.
DeleteU mean Billy?
DeleteHow come millions were sold last year? Zonbies dont think.
ReplyDeleteNo matter what kind of car Ugly drives, the zombies would have a problem with it.
ReplyDeleteThey are searching for benz dealers in md
DeleteDenial at its finest.
ReplyDeleteMay Barney RIP
ReplyDeleteMonika forgive
ReplyDeleteHip Hip Hurray for Frosty. The chatroom is awesome. Especially since he's not only not allowing the trash of Bonnie and zeeke but also all the zombie associates like Beth, Cindy, Rose, Perky, and so on.
ReplyDeleteK2 your rag is boreing
ReplyDelete<< K2 your rag is boreing >>
ReplyDeleteSo, leave. d'oh
... Someone else would be Zeeke. Wow, I think everyone danced around it and Jim just came out and said it lol.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the cult of zeeke would be the death of this group.
Berni Rickels YEAH,,, YOU GET ZEEKE,,, THEN YOU GET ALL THE FIGHTING THAT KILLED THE ROOM,,,
Can someone decipher that mess of a comment above?
DeleteWhat does Berni have to do with anything?
DeleteObviously a zombie. Anyobe else knows what that means
DeleteThey are going nits
DeletePoor billy bob Everyones happy n he isnt
DeleteI still haven't figured out the comment made at 7:10 AM. Can someone please explain the meaning of it to me?
DeleteK2 hasn't wrote a zeeke obsession in a week ?
ReplyDelete<< K2 hasn't wrote a zeeke obsession in a week ? >> Zeeke, obviously
ReplyDeleteYou've written, what, *20* about me in the last couple of weeks? Obsessed much?
And you write ten a week of him
Delete<< And you write ten a week of him >>
DeleteUnder the "Facts are our friends" category, please note that the most recent one I wrote one about him was Sept. 7 and before that, Aug. 3. So, one a month would be more accurate.
BTW, Zeeke has written *16* about ME so far in September.
DeleteWhy do you think he's soooooooooooo obsessed with ME???
Billy needs to get a job and a life.
DeleteBilly's been fired from three jobs in the last year. That he doesn't want anyone to know but it's true.
DeleteBilly, MVM, and Ronnie need some pussy.
ReplyDeleteK2 needs some dick then.
DeleteAnd you need a new brain. You vile piece of flesh.
DeleteEveryone can see billy us struggling with wanting cock
DeleteIs ronnie capable of thinking on his own?
ReplyDeleteRonnie can't think beyond his nose because of all the booze he had drank in the past. His brain is pickled.
ReplyDelete<< Billy's been fired from three jobs in the last year. That he doesn't want anyone to know but it's true. >>
ReplyDeleteI sense a Top 10 article coming soon...
Mvm works at tek systems and ronnie works in a flooring company
ReplyDeletewhich flooring company
DeleteHow much is mvm paying the hooker each month?
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