from the Uglies

We have finally settled in from the move. Now it's time to update us on the Zombies. Curious minds must ask:

Has Rose died of Aids yet?
Is Billy in jail?
Is Vomit living on Skid Row?
Has Cindy been able to take a bowel movement, and actually wipe?
Is Nancy in the asylum yet?

Has it been 5-1/2 years already?

http://www.itemlive.com/news/angry-portrait-of-gunman-emerges/article_7577ccf8-7745-5d3d-a430-9767816f865f.html

What kind of woman would date this man? Oh that's right Rose Hirst. (Heather W is so much prettier than Rose.) 

Least we know where Rose got the name of her fake boyfriend Jim, "he took a job at Big Jim's Towing"

Design ideas?

Someone has been letting the dogs out and I'm fed up. Frick and I have decided to ante this up. We have saved all reminders of this and are trying to come up with a nice design to put back in their yard.

I'm thinking of spelling out "Thanks but no thanks" with it. Monika wants to write "It wasn't gone with the wind." Frick wants to write, "Who let the dogs out? woof, woof, woof, woof
 YOU LET THE DOGS OUT woof, woof, woof, woof
Who's partying it now? woof, woof, woof"

Just nasty

Bet these folks don't wash their hands after shitting either. 

The Biggest Mermaid

Someone stop feeding Ariel! She's as big as Cindy. 

Happy Easter

From the Uglies

Ugly's been busy

Do let him know what's new in your world.