(Written 3/28/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)
I just can't do it anymore.
It's too hard.
I'm sorry...
I just can't do it anymore.
I never thought I'd say that.
It hurts too much.
I've tried everything...
I just can't do it anymore.
I thought it would last forever.
I think it's almost over.
I was wrong...
I just can't do it anymore.
You will have to take charge.
I'm in too much pain.
I can only help...
I just can't do it anymore.
I don't think that will work.
I'm nearly exhausted.
We can try it...
But I just can't do it anymore.
Aw K2 finally realized Pam just came on payday.
ReplyDeleteThe fag needs to get out of the closet
ReplyDelete<< Aw K2 finally realized Pam just came on payday. >>
ReplyDelete<< The fag needs to get out of the closet >>
It's always reassuring, albeit a bit disquieting, to know that Dumb and Dumber remain totally obsessed with me.
Deb here. I happen to like the poem Christopher.
ReplyDeleteThat could fit a lot of situations in life for people. Hope to see more poems from you.
K2 ur a loser dude
ReplyDeleteYawwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
ReplyDeleteIs anyone supposed to care ?
hey flower growing gay dude, you spend too much time on your blog can i suggest donate this time to charity, grow some shit for the homeless or http://www.sha.maryland.gov/index.aspx?PageId=11 <<<< along the highway(make some shit pretty bro)
ReplyDeletebiggums is dreamy
Get a life you pathetic looser
ReplyDeleteLet's consider Pam's feelings in this. How would you feel knowing your man is getting a stiffy watching the cable guy bend over?
ReplyDelete<< I happen to like the poem Christopher.
ReplyDeleteThat could fit a lot of situations in life for people. Hope to see more poems from you. >> Deb
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. And yes, it came from a variety of situations, mostly prior romantic relationships.
<< Yawwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn >>
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry, I forgot to include something appropriate to your literacy level. Here you go: "See Spot run." Happy now?
<< you spend too much time on your blog >> Big Idiot
ReplyDeleteAnd you spend much more time sitting in a chat room tossing semi-literate, ugly insults at people, and pretending anyone other than your crew gives a crap what you say. So, I win!
<< K2 ur a loser dude >>
ReplyDelete<< Get a life you pathetic looser >>
I've never quite understood why I'm so popular among those who use "ur" or "looser."
<< Get a life you pathetic looser >>
ReplyDeleteBy all means, I shall forthwith begin checking *your* blog every 15 minutes praying for a new post by you so I can respond with an elementary school playground insult. I cannot, however, spell as atrociously as you do.
<< How would you feel knowing your man is getting a stiffy watching the cable guy bend over? >>
ReplyDeleteI'll yield to your evident expertise on watching the butts of service guys.
<< Is anyone supposed to care ? >>
ReplyDeleteI know that poetry is way beyond your oft-professed "three minute" writing level, much less your IQ, education, etc.
But oddly enough, no, I don't care whether anyone else cares about it. Nor does any other poet or any other creative writer about their works.
We write it simply because we must...
Why does k2 even come in the room? No one likes him, oh he needs stuff to run his seekrevenge blog he owns.
ReplyDelete<< Why does k2 even come in the room? No one likes him >> Zeeke
ReplyDeleteSelf-reflective again, eh?
But it makes sense. After a decade of spewing insults in a chat room for 5+ hours a day, all you've managed to do is attract a small collection of Zombies who tolerate you mainly because--like Al Bundy--you're eager to bash their enemies for them. The rest of the roomies either despise you or couldn't give a rat's ass what you say.
Look at Beth, for example. You've spent a couple of years paying for her drinks, insulting anyone she tells you to, and cleaning up her dog's crap for a week or so at a time. And how does she repay you? When Guy asked in the room by WHY on earth she likes you, she thought long and hard and came up with "HamOnWryX2: a good cook." Well, isn't that just soooooooo special!
And even that modest compliment was severely tarnished by her later laugher of "HamOnWryX2: i've never known him to lie." Lordy...
Don't worry K2 there's plenty of pussy for you in the room. Easy as hell to get some.
ReplyDeleteCindy if you can stand BBW all you need to do is ask for her address.
Rose if you can stand liers all you need to do is tell her she can move in perhaps.
Patty if you can stand two-faced types all you need to do is pretend to like her.
Lolita if you can stand theifs just pretend your going to give her money.
Lois if you can stand someone who needs a bag on thier face just tell her you understand her loneliness.
Bonnie if you can stand mental illness just buy her a pack of cigaretts.
Pam if you can stand drunk women just need to bring a cheap bottle of wine.
If all else fails Butter will give you some pussy for some pills.
Wow Chris, seems like the idiots couldn't wait for you to post something emotional and beautiful. You see they don't DARE come to my blog....funny isn't it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, looks like your hormones will be well taken care of, just pick the lesser of the evils. My vote is Rose cos that stupid bitch will give it up for anything and you can treat her like shit and still screw her over and she will love every minute of it.
But rose has herpies would you want chris to get that?
ReplyDeleteButter, tsk tsk tsk, you don't look good wearing Zombie clothing.
ReplyDeleteAre you just trying to fit in, or is this the way you really are?
Christopher, that was a nice poem! What I took from this was that you could not be the only one posting articles to this blog anymore. Which is sad because you are the wittiest person around and you always make me laugh.....with your (spitballs)!
ReplyDeleteAll this bullshit about honesty and you couldn't even tell Pam you wanted a dick up your ass?
ReplyDelete3:05 he likes dick. He should hook up with Guy.
ReplyDeleteI think Pikle is a drag Queen. He kind of looks fem.
ReplyDeleteAre you idiots cut off from the other blogs? Is that why you're here spouting stupid shit like you always do? You really think he gets pissed at crap like that? Of course he doesn't, when he reads infantile schoolyard bullshit like you clowns post he laughs and "chuckles" every minute. You just don't realize how stupid you look when you leave childish comments like that. Maybe you should go start your own blog and start leaving your ridiculous posts and comments on it.
ReplyDeleteWait, you already do have other blogs but no one pays attention.... thats no fun for you is it. Poor things... so thats why you don't go to that other blog, they probably track you.
And you call everyone else pussies...
K2has been reduced to pretending he likes bonnie.
ReplyDeleteChristopher all you have to do is read some of the comments to see why they can't handle your poem or your writing...Was real nice Christoper I liked it :-)
ReplyDeleteI always so enjoy coming here to read something worth reading and you are never a disappointment. I do enjoy ugly stuff to though!
When it comes to putting your trust into others, listening to promises and wanting to believe; not everyone is as honest or upfront. Some may even try to interfere or come between. Those who burn others intentionally are mainly insecure with themselves and... who they are. You should never have to wonder or walk on eggshells. Just mov...e on, as it isn't worth the battle of deception. Always remain true to who you are and keep all cards on the table. Hearing the truth is better then being led by lies. They are the ones that have to live with the guilt of unfairness, not you. Remember that those who truly know you, know better, so don't even bother with the game. It only adds to the other person's selfish gratification. ~ Renee M. Stilwell-Tennant ~
ReplyDeleteBilly could never appreciate this poem, or get anything out of it. He is still a boy that never learned to be a man.
ReplyDeleteGreat work Christopher! I enjoy everything you write.
<< Don't worry K2 there's plenty of pussy for you in the room. Easy as hell to get some. >>
ReplyDeleteThanks, but I'm quite happy with my relationship with Pamela.
<< Wow Chris, seems like the idiots couldn't wait for you to post something emotional and beautiful. >> OldRoomie
ReplyDeleteThanks! And yeah, their obsession with me is a bit mind-boggling at times.
<< Christopher, that was a nice poem!... you are the wittiest person around and you always make me laugh.....with your (spitballs)! >>
ReplyDeleteThanks, I really appreciate that!
<< You really think he gets pissed at crap like that? Of course he doesn't, when he reads infantile schoolyard bullshit like you clowns post he laughs and "chuckles" every minute. >>
ReplyDeleteYep, that's certainly true.
I do, however, sometimes worry that they won't work hard enough to continue to support my Social Security benefits and (in just a year) Medicare.
<< K2has been reduced to pretending he likes bonnie. >>
ReplyDeleteActually, I do like Bonnie. You, on the other hand, are Pond Scum.
<< Christopher all you have to do is read some of the comments to see why they can't handle your poem or your writing...Was real nice Christoper I liked it :-) I always so enjoy coming here to read something worth reading and you are never a disappointment. >> Sassy
ReplyDeleteThanks, dear, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
As to "them," they aren't exactly my target audience for poetry. Poetry was probably covered in that English class "they" skipped.
<< Those who burn others intentionally are mainly insecure with themselves and... who they are... They are the ones that have to live with the guilt of unfairness, not you. Remember that those who truly know you, know better, so don't even bother with the game. It only adds to the other person's selfish gratification. >> Sassy
ReplyDeleteAlso very true! And thanks for regularly posting those interesting quotes. I always enjoy reading them.
<< I do enjoy ugly stuff to though! >> Sassy
ReplyDeleteI prefer to think of mine as dry, sophisticated wit. And I'm sure we can count on that continuing.
I do think, however, that I'll do so less frequently over time. Zeeke and the Zombies are nothing if not mind-numbingly repetitious. So I don't expect to see much in the way of new, interesting (i.e., bashable) stuff from them.
<< Billy could never appreciate this poem, or get anything out of it. He is still a boy that never learned to be a man. >> RedSky
ReplyDeleteAll very true, and very sad...
<< Great work Christopher! I enjoy everything you write. >>
Awwwww, thanks darling!
Awww Chrissy Pooh doesn't fit in. Like a typical middle-schooler, he starts a blog to "get back" at those who won't accept him. GROW UP
ReplyDelete<< Awww Chrissy Pooh doesn't fit in. Like a typical middle-schooler, he starts a blog to "get back" at those who won't accept him. GROW UP >>
ReplyDeleteI will be forever grateful that I don't "fit in" with people like Zeeke and the Zombies.
Oh... and what say you about Zeeke starting a blog to do precisely what you decry? Nevermind, I wouldn't want you to strain your brain doing the mental gymnastics necessary to trying to explain that.
Zeek is funny you are bitter.
ReplyDeleteLet's see who Zeeke has talking to him in the room? Oh just about everyone. Let's see who K2 has talking to him. Bonnie.
ReplyDeleteK2s behavior and jealousy are easily seen through. Why on earth would he frequent a room where every detests him and he quote doesn't want to fit in with such people?
ReplyDeleteHis life revolves around going in a chatroom where he knows no one likes him, gets rejected, writes a revenge article, then sits around all day waiting for people to post so he can reply back. Very immature.
<< Zeek is funny... >>
ReplyDeleteYes, you impress me as the type who goes into spasms of laughter every time he uses "cocksuckingfagjewbitch."
Again, sorry, but you're just not my target audience. Alas, you're just too "stoopit."
Like you say anything funny. You have bonnie on your team how reject is that?
ReplyDeleteWho is your target audience? Bonnie lmao such classy pals k2
ReplyDelete<< Let's see who Zeeke has talking to him in the room? Oh just about everyone. Let's see who K2 has talking to him. Bonnie. >>
ReplyDeleteLet's see how many times in a row you can be totally wrong. So far it's about 500 and counting. As for #501, let's look at this morning as a good example.
I was, of course, chatting with those you deem to be on "my side"... Bonnie, Mike, and a few of others. I also had pleasant, interesting chats with some you think are *only* on your side, such as Brunette, XAlan, Perky, and Pikle. I talked with an old-timer you probably don't even know, Scuba (I've known him at least 10 years and talked to him in person maybe 25-50 times).
I also regularly chat with others on "your" side, including Rose, Vomit, Bitch, and Mafia. I don't know what side you think others I chat with regularly are on, but they include VickiSue (ditto re 10 years, 25-50 times), Ceeg (ditto), Feefers (10? times), Auto, Azacmon, Semi, BOO, BrokBonz, Sunnie, Dana, Felony... well, you get the idea and I'm only a fraction of the way thru a list of literally dozens.
On the other hand, when Zeeke entered the room this morning, it almost immediately ground to a halt, as usual. He talked with Ham and a couple of others and no one else said a peep.
So, make that 501 times you're 100% wrong and I'm 100% right. Sucks to be you, huh?
And why are the results so opposite of what you'd like to believe? It's because I'll talk with *anyone* who's capable of having a nice, interesting chat. This is what mature adults do. You, on the other hand, are so obsessed with me, have offended so many people, and are so into "sides" that you've forced yourself into a very insular little circle populated with only other minor nobodies.
But hey, not all is lost. Heck, *I* will even talk with you if you ever decide you want a pleasant, interesting chat. Gardening perhaps? How about the recent special on theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking? The sorry state of the Nats?
<< Like you say anything funny. >>
ReplyDeleteOh, great comeback! I'm crushed...
<< You have bonnie on your team how reject is that? >>
And exactly which wonderful human beings are you claiming are on your "team"? Be careful because if you start off by listing Zeeke and Ham, you'll have me totally in stitches.
<< Who is your target audience? >>
ReplyDeleteWell, my first two criteria are triple-digit IQ and high school diploma. That leaves YOU out.
Took you fourteen minutes to instantly answer my post. Ten to write your long insane defense. Must suck to spend all day tending to your reject blog. You considered slicing your wrists instead?
ReplyDeleteYour post at 11:49 a.m. sir cocksucker
ReplyDeleteA. Bonnie does not count. She is pond scum and if anyone that wasn't half-baked talked to you you'd distance yourself from her and we all know it.
B. You mean Mike who called you names for years? Loneliness does all sorts of things to people I guess.
C. When the room isn't moving, people will talk to anyone. Just because someone talks to you, doesn't mean you are liked or wanted in the room. You've never been a choice person to talk to. No one ever says K2 isn't here, let's get him in the room. They say this about Billy all the time. No one ever misses you in the room. EVER.
So a few write a sentence or two to you when no one else is around. They are bored, but hardly stimulated by you. It's hardly a friendship. You're not invited out, for instance, or included in Kip's emails of outings or the other ones that goes on. Like tonight, are you going to Golden's? Doubt you got that invite.
<< You have bonnie on your team how reject is that? >>
ReplyDeleteAnd exactly which wonderful human beings are you claiming are on your "team"? Be careful because if you start off by listing Zeeke and Ham, you'll have me totally in stitches.
You mean Ham that you're always saying holds great conversations and you miss her friendship (THAT YOU RUINED)and how intelligent she is? Really k2, be honest.
<< Who is your target audience? >>
ReplyDeleteWell, my first two criteria are triple-digit IQ and high school diploma. That leaves YOU out.
So you mean you're leaving out Bonnie and Bob? What hypocrisy,cocksucker. Seriously dude why you lie so much? everyone knows you're into dick and you pretend this fiance shit. everyone knows no one likes you but you want to pretend people do. why bother ?
<< Took you fourteen minutes to instantly answer my post. >>
ReplyDeleteStalker Alert!!! Stalker Alert!!!
<< Ten to write your long insane defense. Must suck to spend all day tending to your reject blog. >>
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to the 24 minutes that it took YOU to babble out the *4* of yours? I win!!! That's #503.
PRANCER WROTE ME MOMS AT BINGO HAVE RED PUMPS MATCHING LIP STICK ON WANTING TO PICK ME UP IN MOMS CHEVIE WITH DOG WOULD I MIND TAKEING PICTURES WALKING HIS DOG
ReplyDeleteALL MALE HERE KEPT RIGHTEING ME HE IN LOVE AND SWALOOWS HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<< everyone knows you're into dick and you pretend this fiance shit. >>
ReplyDeleteIt's Sunday. The gay/fake fiancee stuff is for Mondays and Thursdays. On Sundays you're supposed to talk about what a skank you think Pamela is, or post a pic of us together you stole off of my profile. Please try to keep your various rants on the correct days.
That's #504...
<< When the room isn't moving, people will talk to anyone. >>
ReplyDeleteGeesh, keep your criteria consistent. I was merely responding to your "Let's see who K2 has talking to him. Bonnie." comment. And apparently you weren't there this morning. The room was moving quite fast. Well, until Zeeke arrived, of course. Then it died. Of course.
#505
<< Bonnie does not count. She is pond scum and if anyone that wasn't half-baked talked to you you'd distance yourself from her and we all know it. >>
ReplyDeleteCould you please keep your stories straight for at least a day or two? One moment you're betting I won't even acknowledge that I like Bonnie. Now you're adding some conditions to that, and leaving yourself the old "half-baked" out.
BTW, stating that "everyone knows it" is a sure sign of intellectual weakness. It means you think you need reinforcements because what you just said is lame.
<< You've never been a choice person to talk to. >>
ReplyDeleteI live and breathe for the possibility of popularity from the Zeeke Cult. << cough >>
<< Like tonight, are you going to Golden's? Doubt you got that invite. >>
ReplyDeleteI'm going to miss out on yet another chance to get "piss drunk"? Darn... I'm devastated.
I think that's #508. Why don't you just give up?
See you aren't even honest and everyone can see. Your post is at: 11:49.
ReplyDelete<< You mean Ham that you're always saying holds great conversations and you miss her friendship... >>
ReplyDeleteShe used to hold great chats, but I haven't seen any from her in the room for quite awhile. I miss the friendship we once had, but certainly not the person she has become since she joined the Zeeke Cult.
I responded at: 1:29.
ReplyDelete<< PRANCER WROTE ME MOMS... >>
ReplyDeleteLordy, with that small brain, how do you even manage to minimally function is society?
I'm going to miss out on yet another chance to get "piss drunk"? Darn... I'm devastated
ReplyDeleteYet, he had no problem going to Clark's where everyone did just that.
Beth still does. You're just so jaded that she likes Billy better than you you can't see through it.
ReplyDeleteSeriously K2, what are you trying to accomplish here? Everyone knows this is your blog though you lie about that. Everyone knows you are a reject hurt like a bitch. Just go find another room already.What is your purpose not doing so? To add more misery on yourlife?
ReplyDelete<< Yet, he had no problem going to Clark's where everyone did just that. >>
ReplyDeleteClark's was a nice family restaurant. Drunk people, especially AOLers, were rare there. Facts are our friend. Well, mine, not yours.
I'm losing track. Is that 510?
<< You're just so jaded that she likes Billy better than you you can't see through it. >>
ReplyDeleteYou don't think Beth's behavior has changed for the worse in the last year or two? Well, okay, but I sure do. I'd cite a list of reasons, but you're not into facts today so I'll skip that.
<< Seriously K2, what are you trying to accomplish here? Everyone knows... blah blah blah >>
ReplyDeleteIt is YOU who is pushing the ugliness here today, not me. If you want a fuller "serious" reply, drop your cowardice and post under your SN. Otherwise, you're just another Zombie Coward futilely trying to score points and getting beaten down for it. I'm too bored with your "stoopity" to respond further until you reveal yourself.
Hey person waisting thier time with K2. You are giveing him the attention he never gets.
ReplyDeleteK2, this is an old freind recently joined the room again. And you are a liar saying Clark's wasn't a drunk place. There was no one sober there ever.
ReplyDelete<< Seriously K2, what are you trying to accomplish here? Everyone knows... blah blah blah >>
ReplyDeleteIt is YOU who is pushing the ugliness here today, not me. If you want a fuller "serious" reply, drop your cowardice and post under your SN. Otherwise, you're just another Zombie Coward futilely trying to score points and getting beaten down for it. I'm too bored with your "stoopity" to respond further until you reveal yourself.
Notice he launches from you're starting ugliness to name-calling "Zombie" "you're being beaten down for it." "Stoopity" etc.
Everyone notices that 3:29.
ReplyDeleteDid Christopher hurt someone's little itty bitty feelings?
ReplyDeleteGoodness, for so many people saying they never read this blog there sure are a lot of comments on it.
ReplyDeleteThis is my blog you fools! Remember? ::chuckle::
Christopher is a true gentleman. Billy a barbaric, uneducated, redneck hillbilly. You dwell on Billy's hateful drama because YOU have no life, or YOU just are't a very decent human being. Billy is only popular because there are people like you that are desperate, lonely, bitter, or just plain unhappy. Regardless...
Big whoop!
Now I am going to help you with just one problem you have in life. This blog bothers you, correct? I don't expect you to figure out what to do about it, so here goes. Stop reading the blog fools! Sign off for a change and find some friends that are decent, considerate, and kind. (If they will have you as a friend).
Billy is a bad boy and has endless women in the room ready to fuck him. Lois, Patti, Beth, Rose, Judy, Tara, Sunnie, you name it. They all want him.
ReplyDeleteName one women that wants to fuck K2. That say sall.
Does anyone remember the old Baltimore chat back around 1998? Quebert was the bad boy during that time range and a lot of mixed up women wanted to *fuck him as well. Ask around, find out what happened to Quebert the badboy and one of the women that wanted to tame him.
ReplyDeleteHistory repeats itself. I am glad I am not on that list posted above.
Christopher shared a very beautiful poem with us. Where in the poem is there even the slightest bash on someone? It wasn't Christopher that started the hate here. But I am sure none of you will admit being the one that did. You people are some mixed up fucks to say the least.
ReplyDeleteClark's was a nice family restaurant. Drunk people, especially AOLers, were rare there. Facts are our friend. Well, mine, not yours.
ReplyDeleteChristopher needs to make up his mind. Last week he claimed Clarks closed because of Aolers getting drunk and fighting. So which one is it?
Why don't we ask Zeek why he told people that Beth's daughter was a lesbian. And why he is always making racist comments to people in the chat room.
ReplyDeleteThis is getting ridiculous. Christopher writes a very nice poem and all that can be said is bashing. You people bitch when your name is mentioned in a blog. And with this is wasn't and my god you people go overboard. Get a life People. There is more out in the world than the chatroom. Christopher will always be a wonderful writer and person as far as I am concerned.
ReplyDeleteWhy does this blog have to accomplish anything?
ReplyDeleteI think Christopher is way bright enough to know that this blog is not going to change anything, It is what it is and it always will be the way it is until someone dies! Even after that, it will still be the saem way......just minus one player! But, I am fairly sure that the one who does die, wont be absent from their haters minds/fonts.
<< Did Christopher hurt someone's little itty bitty feelings? >>
ReplyDeleteNah, it's probably just Poetry Envy.
<< Goodness, for so many people saying they never read this blog there sure are a lot of comments on it. >> RedSky
ReplyDelete(( chuckle, chuckle ))
<< Christopher is a true gentleman. >>
Awwwww, thanks darling.
<< This blog bothers you, correct? I don't expect you to figure out what to do about it, so here goes. Stop reading the blog fools! >>
Under the Mr. Obvious heading... LOL
<< Billy is a bad boy and has endless women in the room ready to fuck him. >>
ReplyDeleteWell, isn't that just soooooooo special.
<< Christopher shared a very beautiful poem with us. >>
ReplyDeleteThanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
<< It wasn't Christopher that started the hate here. But I am sure none of you will admit being the one that did. You people are some mixed up fucks to say the least. >>
True, and later they will say in the room that I'm responsible for ALL of the drama there.
<< Christopher writes a very nice poem... Christopher will always be a wonderful writer and person as far as I am concerned. >>
ReplyDeleteThanks, I really appreciate that.
<< You people bitch when your name is mentioned in a blog... my god you people go overboard. Get a life People. >>
Their lives ARE bashing people in the chat room, spewing personal information, etc. Well, except for getting "piss drunk" and "tearing up pussy."
<< Why does this blog have to accomplish anything? I think Christopher is way bright enough to know that this blog is not going to change anything >>
ReplyDeleteI'm just here to hit on the Hot Babes...
It is Sunday morning. I am sure in a little while all the drunks and bashers that went out Saturday night for their group meeting will be back to post their ugly comments on the blog.
ReplyDeleteIt goes something like this, drink, post nasty comments, drink, a few more nasty comments, drink, you get the drift.
Someone called Bonnie scum? It must had been the fungus that feeds off the scum.
ReplyDeleteI don's see where these people are any better than Bonnie. After all, according to a zombie, there are at last seven women lined up to have sex with Billy. lmao that is some funny stuff.
@at least
ReplyDeleteBeth Eslin Coleman
ReplyDeleteBeth Eslin Hayden Coleman
ReplyDelete#100!!!
ReplyDeleteWho does the girlyfag think hes fooling? Billy is what he always wanted to be. The popular guy who has his pick of pussy.
ReplyDeletezeek has many women that want him . My god thats a real good bunch to pick from. Like some jump dick to dick .. We know what kind of person this is called .
ReplyDeleteA pick of fat old ugly women that cant get a shot of ass even when the Seventh feet comes back to port.
ReplyDeleteOh some priLois, Patti, Beth, Rose, Judy, Tara, Sunnie, you name it. They all want him.
ReplyDeleteOh some prize pickings there.
Lois is a ugly as shit washed up hag who hasn't had a boyfriend in years.
Patti is a fat pig who would suck any dick presented to her.
Beth is a nasty slut who looks like a dude.
Rose is a washed up hag who has fucked hundreds of men.
Judy is an ugly old hag who fucks around on her husband.
Tara is an ugly fat pig who fucks around on her husband.
Sunnie is close to death.
e chics there.
Wonder why the Gurlyfag can't answer his bs about Clark's? One week it's a nice family restaurant next it was shut down because of the drunk AOlers.
ReplyDelete<< Wonder why the Gurlyfag can't answer his bs about Clark's? >>
ReplyDeleteYou're a moron.
I'm herewith instituting a new policy for replying to "stoopity" from the cowardly anonymous Zombies. This is basically because I've gotten totally bored by their repetitious, inane babble. They just keep saying the same stupid crap over and over and over until I want to poke a sharp stick deep into one of my eyeballs to keep awake.
So I will now reply in kind with totally unoriginal playground insults that I'll randomly toss out with absolutely no direct bearing on their comments. The first one is above. I'll also mix in some of my favs from the past, as well as zingers from Monty Python and other classics.
If one of the cowardly Zombies ever gets the nads to uncloak, I may respond substantively if they have something original to say. Given who they are, I think we can safely predict the odds of that as absolutely zero.
Oh, and I'll feel free to change my mind whenever it suits me. So keep 'em coming because you may just get lucky and get some of my personal attention that you've been desperately craving for soooooooooooooo long.
In other words, you can't explain your lies.
ReplyDeleteDon't expect the Gurlyfag to admit what he does. He's a trapped tiger and he knows it.
ReplyDeleteThis is absurd. All the rantings and ravings that have went on. Because Chrisropher wrote a lovely poem??? No ones name was mentioned in that poem from either side. So pull up your pampers and move on enough is enough. Get a life. Do some volunteer work for God sakes do something constructive.
ReplyDeleteChristopher is a tiger??? Point me in his direction I love men that are tigers!
ReplyDeleteClark's probably was a nice family restaurtant until a few lowlife AOLers started going there and ruined it for everyone.
ReplyDeleteDoes that answer the question of the moron that keeps posting the same question over and over again?
Now go to the back of the line moron, or take a number. You are starting to bore the hell out of me.
To post at 1:12PM.
ReplyDeleteThis is what zombies do. They have no better things to do with their boring life so they sit online seven days a week, rant in a chat room or post ugly things on blogs.
It's funny watching this blog and K2 making a fool of himself.
ReplyDeleteWho is Quebert?
ReplyDelete<< In other words, you can't explain your lies. >>
ReplyDelete<< Don't expect the Gurlyfag to admit what he does. >>
<< It's funny watching this blog and K2 making a fool of himself. >>
You lie frequently, badly, and without remorse.
<< So pull up your pampers and move on enough is enough. Get a life. Do some volunteer work for God sakes do something constructive. >>
ReplyDeleteOh, good one. I forgot about the pampers one. I'll add it to my list for later... thanks.
<< They have no better things to do with their boring life so they sit online seven days a week, rant in a chat room or post ugly things on blogs. >>
ReplyDeleteNot totally true... Zeeke allows them one day off per month.
<< there are at last seven women lined up to have sex with Billy. >>
ReplyDeleteWith the availability of Viagra, I would've thought that he would've taken care of them by now.
<< Christopher is a tiger??? Point me in his direction I love men that are tigers! >>
ReplyDeletePamela says that I'm more like a teddy bear... all cute, cuddly, adorable and shit.
<< Does that answer the question of the moron that keeps posting the same question over and over again? >>
ReplyDeleteThat particular moron was answered long ago. He seems to have some sort of mental tic or something.
Quebert was the bad boy of the Baltimore chat room back in the day. Just as Zeeke is now. Everyone back in the day went to a bar called Friends. Ask some of the older roomies about him. There isn't a lot of difference between Quebert and Zeek, except Quebert's mouth wasn't quite as foul as Zeek's. And I don't recall Quebert threatening everyone that didn't agree with him with physical violence. Both had their followers of women. And both were uneducated. As was said earlier, history has a way of repeating itself. It will be interesting to see whos side people take afterwards.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I picture K2 with a chubby reading this blog ?
ReplyDelete<< Why do I picture K2 with a chubby... >>
ReplyDeleteAnd they accuse ME of being gay...
K2 is bitter as hell. He spent years thinking he might get somewhere with Beth, who just used him for rides and someone to chat with when she was bored. Then Billy comes along and gets the snatch the same day he meets her!
ReplyDeleteAre you saying Beth is a ho and cheats on Neil?
ReplyDeleteYou zombies never cease to amaze me. You would throw your own mother under the bus to try to prove something.
Billy scored with Beth on the first night he met her? He must be a lame fuck because Beth is still with Neil.
ReplyDelete<< K2 is bitter as hell. >>
ReplyDelete"I blow my nose at you."
<< He must be a lame fuck because Beth is still with Neil. >>
ReplyDeleteThe Swami can sense a Top 10 list coming...