(Written 6/5/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)
<< Mensa versus Ham thats an article for Chris to write >>
Although I'm not exactly thrilled with either, what the heck...
Mensa has much larger bazooms, and has that attractive sweaty look about her that men lust after but won't admit to. Mensa is either much funnier or (to borrow an appropriate Zeeke term) batshit crazy. And she's a world class typist.
Beth is prettier in a classic sense, but comparatively frail-looking. She also has stunning gams. And Beth is somewhat more educated, although both are very smart and well-educated.
Both are also apparently good mothers, although I have no great basis for saying that. Mensa's a non-linear, creative thinker, while Beth is a rather straight-forward one.
I'd take Beth to a White House State Dinner-Dance. I'd take Mensa to a honky-tonk on Shooter Night. And I'd enjoy both equally.
I'd bet the ranch on Mensa in a mud-wrestling match.
I'd also guess Mensa's much better in the sack, if you like that headboard-banging, leather & whips, primal scream scene. I think of Beth more as a quiet moaner.
But I wouldn't tell either a single personal detail of my life, unless I wanted the entire world to know it. And that's the sad rub with both... .
And K2 looks more fem than both
ReplyDeleteK2 you ever going to get over beth saying no to you?
ReplyDeleteI know think of an iron boatd with ham
ReplyDelete<< K2 you ever going to get over beth saying no to you? >>
ReplyDeleteAre you ever going to stop being a coward hiding behind an Anonymous label?
You should write k2 versus Zeeke and humbly accept you are alpo compared to him
ReplyDeleteThe Gurly Fag shows himself a hipocrate again.He's up Mensas ass if that means he can make Zeek look bad but otherwise he pretends he dont like her.
ReplyDelete<< The Gurly Fag shows himself a hipocrate again. >>
ReplyDeleteI'm unsure whether you have less of an idea of how to spell that word or of what it means. I normally go with "stoopit" when it comes to y'all, but here that's not a deciding factor.
Hey idiot....its HYPOCRITE!!............lamo
ReplyDeleteMensa looks far better then Ham
ReplyDeleteZeeke needs to tihten the reins on his Zombies
ReplyDeleteI think its really...........POOR POOR ALAN !
I wasnt at the computer but, when I did get back to it, this is what I see.............
OnlineHost: Xalan39o3x has entered the room.
Xalan39o3x: poor bonnie
OnlineHost: Geolein has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Geolein has left the room.
Xalan39o3x: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Xalan39o3x: poor poor bonnie
OnlineHost: DiaBru3 has entered the room.
Xalan39o3x: bahahahah haha hahahahaha
DiaBru3: That's real nice Alan feel better?
Xalan39o3x: BAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Xalan39o3x: i do :-)
Xalan39o3x: i feel Great!!!!
DiaBru3: Practice does help
Xalan39o3x: im sorry u dont like happy people
DiaBru3: I love happy people
Xalan39o3x: well, BAHA HAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
DiaBru3: You'll get it right sooner or later
Xalan39o3x: BAHHAHBBAHahahahhAHAHhahahAHAhhaHa
Xalan39o3x: poor bonnie
Xalan39o3x: never gets to laugh anymore.............BAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
OnlineHost: Xalan39o3x has left the room.
Now I have seen him before pop in here and say the same crap......but I never have said anything to him...I let him get it out of his system and be the asinine idiot that Perky married....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
Figures k2 would find a he-she classicly pretty
ReplyDeleteK2 can't answer this<< The Gurly Fag shows himself a hipocrate again. >>
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ReplyDelete<< K2 can't answer this<< The Gurly Fag shows himself a hipocrate again. >> >>
ReplyDeleteOh, grow up. You're lucky I acknowledge your presence, if not your stupid, dull, repetitious, semi-braindead, grammatically-challenged, childish questions.
I can't believe how nasty some people are that post comments.
ReplyDeletePoor Alan misses me so much hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteOnlineHost: Xalan39o3x has entered the room.
Xalan39o3x: poor bonnie
Xalan39o3x: BAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Papv12: i got alotta pics just im me
Xalan39o3x: leaping livers its hot
Xalan39o3x: BAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Xalan39o3x: are the mice complaining bonnie?
Xalan39o3x: BAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Xalan39o3x: poor bonnie
OnlineHost: Xalan39o3x has left the room.
ham im sorry , i havent slept right since i showed you how anal i really am .P1 dont forget our prostate exan date we scheduled.i want something big and fat in my ass
ReplyDeleteHam and Mensa are both pretty women. But date ugly ass men. Neil looks like he could be Hams grandfather and Mensas last boyfreind looked pretty old.
ReplyDeleteI think Mensa has more going for her and is more intelligent than Ham. Ham has the personality of a damp dish rag. Mensa can be very funny at times.
ReplyDeleteMensa has a much better body than Ham. Ham has no breasts, and a stomach on her and no shape to talk about it. Mensa does good things, she helps to find missing people. Ham sits in a chat room seven days a week encouraging people like Billy to attack people.
Mensa wins hands down in my book.
Billys claiming the sosses are behind this website. If they are kudos. Much better blog than the Zombie one
ReplyDeleteI've always thought this was the work of the Soss. Or the first blog was. Theres different writers. One is Chris. One person writes funny articles but hasn't in a long time. And another person writes short sloppy stuff.
ReplyDeleteMensa would never align herself with Chris, Bonnie, Bob, etc. She was different than the Zombies to never needed backup.
ReplyDeleteThe only persons who have a vested interest in knowing who the blogger is is Cindy Rose and Zeeke. They have nothing better to do.
ReplyDeleteI'm willing to bet Zeek will make up an account with that password and claim it's Bonnie or someone.
ReplyDeleteIt ain't Mensa unless she's running this blog on a phone. Know for a fact she went on a motorcycle trip to Ohio with her boyfreind this weekend.
ReplyDeleteIts felony
ReplyDeleteI love k2
ReplyDeleteBilly is always saying screen names are MEnsa.
ReplyDeleteBut we know K2 was in town since the Gay Pride festival was in town.
ReplyDelete<< Mensa does good things, she helps to find missing people. Ham sits in a chat room seven days a week encouraging people like Billy to attack people. >>
ReplyDeleteMensa wasn't always that way, and once was far worse than Ham. So, maybe someday Beth will follow in Mensa's footsteps.
Oh joy... more speculation on who *really* owns the blog. ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDelete<< Billys claiming the sosses are behind this website. >>
ReplyDeleteI thought that was scheduled for next week's ranting. Last week's ranting was how it's infected with gawdonlyknowswhat.
<< Ham has no breasts, and a stomach on her and no shape to talk about it. >>
ReplyDeleteWell, my ex was about 10 lbs. lighter than Beth while an inch taller, and one full bra cup size smaller. So, I thought Beth was kinda stacked. Different perspectives...
If you saw Mensa in person you'd quickly see why Billy despises her so much. Mensa is a sexy bitch. Tits and ass long ass hair, pretty face no makeup She told me she was going on 42 but she dont look it at all.
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