(Written 9/30/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers Blog)
10. Zeeke brought Beth's large dogs to work and let them run free. One of them took a huge dump on the president's new, expensive, leather desk chair.
9. Zeeke accidentally sent one of his homophobic rants to the Director of Human Resources, who happened to be gay.
8. Zeeke generally started getting "piss drunk" for the weekend on Friday afternoons at 2 p.m.
7. His incessant whining about my articles was driving everyone nuts.
6. One company found out that Zeeke's claim on his résumé that he had a PhD in English Literature was << gasp >> a lie.
5. The 27 long distance calls to Vomit every day to coordinate their responses to Ugly's blog was just stunningly stupid.
4. One company's health insurer threatened to cancel the policy if Zeeke put on five more pounds, thereby becoming morbidly obese.
3. He spent most of the day scouring the internet for pics he could copy/paste my face on to.
2. Mensa sent copies of the Maryland Judiciary Case Search site results for Zeeke's entire family to one company, along with a link to his blog.
And the Number 1 Reason Zeeke Was Fired from a Job was...
1. He got caught "tearing up pussy" on the top of his desk with the receptionist.
Lmao. Good one Christopher. Best article yet. I especially liked Number 4. lol.
ReplyDelete<< Good one Christopher. Best article yet. >>
ReplyDeleteThanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Someone really should let his family know what he does.
ReplyDeleteNotice you only received two responses. Know why? No one gives a flying crap about your fight with Zeeke anymore. It has gotten old. Let it go, move on, show some maturity. Of course your response will be, did you tell Zeeke to move on? Look, someone has to be the bigger person and you claim to be better educated soooo
Delete<< No one gives a flying crap about your fight with Zeeke anymore. >>
DeleteThen why did Zeeke himself write *22* articles about ME on his blog in September? HE certainly seems to give a "flying crap."
Meanwhile, I seldom write anything about him or Vomit. But you're obviously NOT concerned about facts, just mindless bashing.
The difference between k2 n Billy is when one first meets k2 they don't like him. When one meets Billy they like him. But once they get to know K2 they really like and respect him. When people get to know Billy's real side they run. That's why Billy has no friends and K2 does.
Delete<< The difference between k2 n Billy is when one first meets k2 they don't like him... But once they get to know K2 they really like and respect him. >>
DeleteAnd here I thought I was aces at first impressions.
I recently pasted this article to Vomit's blog, which drove him into a fit of angst. He responded with an article accusing ME of needing to be "the center of attention."
ReplyDeleteI responded as follows:
"My article was about Zeeke, who wrote *22* articles about me on his blog in September alone. I wrote exactly *1* about him (and you).
"Facts are our friends...
"Why he remains totally obsessed about me is one of the great mysteries of AOL.
"And you being a total coward, I'm sure you'll delete this comment in the hope that none of your Zombie buds sees it."
As predicted, Vomit the Total Coward deleted my comment in less than an hour.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that article will now go on to be one of his most popular.
I own that blog! Winning!
Don't you have Vomits comments deleted? whaaaaaaaa
DeleteBilly must have gotten fired again
ReplyDeleteOr Rose. S he can't keep a job either.
Delete<< Don't you have Vomits comments deleted? >>
ReplyDeleteYou'd have to ask Ugly, but I've seen little evidence of that and no recent whining about "censorship" from the Zombies.
But what IS known is that Zeeke has recently changed his blog to block ALL comments, even including Vomit's. And Vomit has continued to delete ALL of my comments because they "taint" his blog. << snicker >>
Both are too cowardly to permit ANY dissent from their party lines.
I love how K2 poses as "anonymous" and responds to his own posts...lmao
ReplyDelete<< I love how K2 poses as "anonymous" and responds to his own posts. >>
DeleteI love how you're a chicken-shit cowardd too scared to post under your real ID.
Do you want to know why people use Ampmu,pis when responding to you? Because it pisses you off. You just can't handle that someone has something negative to say to you and you just can'y be sure who it is. ROFL
Delete<< Do you want to know why people use Ampmu,pis when responding to you? >>
DeleteWhy would anyone give a rat's ass about the opinions of someone who's too much of a coward to even attach their name to them?
And I've had negative opinions directed my way here for 15+ years in the chat room (25,000+ comments by Zeeke alone without a single response by me), on the message boards, and now on the blogs.
I think the evidence is abundantly clear that I simply don't care about what Idiots have to say about me. I do, however, enjoy poking fun at them.
But I do understand why you would rationalize your vile and disgusting behavior that way. If you admitted that your negative comments have no effect on me, you'd have to also admit that you're essentially worthless. Which you are...
Sucks to be you...
Billy is so delusional he thinks everyone thinks of him 24/7. Guess that's what happens when you have no life
DeleteRon likes bars called fish. Fishhead cantina where the women say he's creepy and fishbowl where he's been kicked out of too many drunk and disorderlies. Everyone says he's a real drunk at Coolahans so bad the bartender had his sober sister come 12 step him into going to detox after he passed and shit himself he lasted awhile sober but he fucked up and now has a blow and go. Oh yeah it's funny he talks about Bonnie's liver all that booze has tore a hole in his
ReplyDeleteNo he hangs around Center Court and Borderline
DeleteHe probably started harassing his coworkers with AOL screen names.
ReplyDelete<< Ron likes bars called fish. >>
ReplyDeleteThere are TWO bars with "fish" names? Wow, I've led such a sheltered life.
Ronnie is a pompous ass. He lives for the booze.
ReplyDeleteThe Drunk blog is gone. Either one or two things. He deleted it temporarily to get attention and to declare victory on the 'tards who believed it was really gone or he hauled ass cause someone posted his real information.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knew he did it for attention. Sad. Really is.
DeleteNotable announcement from Blogger:
ReplyDelete"Blog has been removed. Sorry, the blog at marylandsbestdamnblog.blogspot.com has been removed."
So, Vomit screwed up soooooooo royally that "free speech" titan Blogger nuked his worthless ass.
I guess that qualifies as a "Total Loss"!
Too funny!
Hmmm... I sense a Top 10 article coming soon...
If Blogger nuked Vomit's blog for being vile and disgusting, can the demise of Zeeke's be far behind?
ReplyDelete<< chuckle, chuckle >>
This would be the second blog he's lost if it's true. I wouldn't be surpised if you hear of a suicide attempt if this is true but I suspect he just deleted it and will claim a big victory cause people were talking about it. This is the type of thing a lonely, immature person does for attention. These blogs mean everything to Ronnie and Billy. They both have no life at all sitting in chatrooms all day and night, only have each other to keep company. Anyone can read between the lines and understand what bothers them. Zeeke constantly wants to point out how unpopular people are well because he's quite familiar with being on the outside of things. Their lives are in ruins drugs alcohol divorce unemployment criminal charges and they need this to get attention they don't get in the real world and to validate their self-worth. I suppose it's better to be King of the Zombies than to admit you're a loser who spends all his time in a chatroom obsessing about people cause you have no friends career or love life.
Delete<< they need this to get attention they don't get in the real world and to validate their self-worth. I suppose it's better to be King of the Zombies than to admit you're a loser who spends all his time in a chatroom obsessing about people cause you have no friends career or love life. >>
DeleteSo very sad...
You know they click on this blog 200 times a day right?
Delete<< He deleted it temporarily to get attention and to declare victory on the [people] who believed it was really gone... >>
ReplyDeleteVery true... They have a long history of doing something genuinely moronic, making up a weak story to cover it up, then proclaiming "total victory."
That is what passes for life among the Stupid...
<< Notice you only received two responses. >>
ReplyDeleteThat has to be embarrassing. But I guess Stupid people get used to it.
I heard Bonnie has a picture of Ronnie and his house and Billy's son now.
ReplyDeleteBilly really had a job?
ReplyDeleteThe only fish Vomit catches, is the one between his wife's legs.
ReplyDeleteHe's married?
DeleteVomit was married. Maybe his wife wised up like Billy's ex's did and flew the coop.
DeleteWho knows, and who really cares. Another example of white trash like Billy.
Makes one wonder why Beth was so attracted to white trash. Birds of a feather?
DeleteIs Patti still after Billy's man tool?
DeleteIs Perty and Alan still together or did Perky wise up to all the fun Alan has in Delaware while Perky is in Maryland?
DeleteIs Pantrygal still on the financial decline, and drinking herself into the grave worrying about it?
DeleteDoes Nanci still think she is part of the Italian Mafia, and claiming to be a registered nurse?
DeleteDoes Rose still think she is hot? Now that is a good laugh.
DeleteWhatever happened to the little Munchkin from Florida that was on all the online dating sites?
DeleteHas MVM learned to double wrap his penis?
DeleteHas Billy realized that the cousin that he claims he really didn't know, who was at his Mom's house all the time, is really his sister's son?
DeleteDid Baktogood finally get that ankle bracelet off?
DeleteHas Cindy lost at least one f#&%ing pound yet?
DeleteHas Beth found any friends outside of AOL?
DeleteDoes Felony think peole believe he is good with stocks when he moved from a tiny row home in Baltimore City to a rat infested apartment in Glen Burnie?
DeleteIs Redskybay still bitter that no man wants her and therefore she is without child and will die an old maid?
DeleteIs MVM still bitter about not using a condom when he had sex with the hooker?
DeleteUse your name MVM and stop hiding, I didn't know you were a coward too.
So Mvm is a coward and an idiot.
DeleteYour name isn't REDSKYBAY anymore than mine is MVM, Anonymous. PHONY
DeleteIs mvm admitting that he is an idiot?
DeletePrediction: billy will announce a fake job and declare victory on those who believes he didn't have one
ReplyDeleteI like sucking Bulgarian cock
ReplyDelete<< Has Billy realized that the cousin that he claims he really didn't know, who was at his Mom's house all the time, is really his sister's son? >>
ReplyDeleteAn interesting list, overall. As to that one, I think it's too complicated for someone with Zeeke's limits to fully understand.
Seems Billy's whole family lived off the Grandmother. Wonder what they are doing now? Oh, welfare.
ReplyDelete<< Whatever happened to the little Munchkin from Florida that was on all the online dating sites? >>
ReplyDeleteHe hooked up with a "little person" who is, shall we say, unusually flexible, and he hasn't been heard from since.
<< Is Perty and Alan still together or did Perky wise up to all the fun Alan has in Delaware while Perky is in Maryland? >>
ReplyDeleteI dunno, but Perky has recently been regularly parking her ass in the MDers Over 35 chat room, along with MVM and a couple of apparent Zombies.
You're a stalker, K2. Creepy how you monitor people's comings and goings.
Delete<< You're a stalker, K2. Creepy how you monitor people's comings and goings. >>
ReplyDeleteDo you mean like how Zeeke, Vomit and the other Zombies constantly noted that I was alone in the very same room???