(Written 10/17/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
Zeeke and the Zombies seem to believe that the absolute *worst* thing they can say about another guy is that he's gay. That's generally true of most homophobes, and most bigots think the same of whatever their focus is. Personally, I think the worst thing you can say about another guy is that he's a stupid, uneducated, obese bigot who spends his weekends "getting piss drunk" and "tearing up pussy."
But Ugly's recent article ("Come-a Come-a out of the Closet-O!") raises a more troubling possibility about Zeeke: that he has constant homoerotic fantasies about ME. Ugly noted that Zeeke "look(s) up gay pictures all day long and paste(s) heads on them. Think about it. Billy's actually searching for these pictures, and he's searching gay sites for them."
So, that naturally leads to the disturbing question, what are Zeeke's main sexual fantasies about ME? Well, here they are, based on HIS recent articles about ME:
10. I have a vagina. (WTF is that all about???)
9. He wants to "jerk off" while spanking me.
8. Zeeke wants to do a porn film, dressed as Hulk Hogan, with me.
7. He dreams regularly about my "butt nuggets."
6. He has dom fantasies about me dressed in leather, high heel boots, etc., with a whip.
5. He wants to "deposit" his sperm into my mouth at an ATM-like fixture in his bedroom.
4. Zeeke wants to dress me up as an old farmer woman, then do something disgusting with a pitchfork.
3. He loves the idea of me being bound up like a crazy person.
2. He fantasizes about me in a long, ugly wig, with a tampon stuffed up my butt.
And Zeeke's Number 1 Homoerotic Fantasy About ME is...
1. He has a case of "turd polish" he wants to use on me in--I'm sure--very creative ways.
every person who reads ,comments, or writes on this blog is ASSHOLES LMAO
ReplyDeleteDid 1:37 PM just call himself an asshole?
ReplyDeletek2 prove yourself like ugly does
ReplyDeletepost an updated pic of you and your um future wife lol
I would love to see an updated picture of you 9:41 lol
DeleteThere is no wife. Pamela is his niece.
Delete<< There is no wife. >>
DeleteUmmm, yeah, we're engaged. D'oh
<< every person who reads ,comments, or writes on this blog is ASSHOLES LMAO >>
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you're stupid... you accidentally include yourself in a group you're ruthlessly attacking.
K2 is just an attention whore.
ReplyDelete<< post an updated pic of you and your um future wife >>
ReplyDeleteNo.
He has no picture to produce. There is no wife.
DeleteK2 BUSTED !!!!
Delete<< There is no wife. >>
Delete<< K2 BUSTED !!!! >>]
Y'all are taking stupid to a new level.
Prove it Fag.
Delete<< K2 is just an attention whore. >> Vomit, obviously
ReplyDeleteYou accused me of that recently on your blog. Then your blog DIED. Karma sucks, huh?
It's more like Vomit and Zeeke are the attention whores.
ReplyDeleteGay men tend to be drama queens
ReplyDeleteWell K2 isn't totally gay. Like his dick has never been in another man's ass, nor in an other man's mouth. He's only been used by tons of men who fill his throat up with jizz and leave him or butt burglar him and leave him to clean his ass with douche spray.
ReplyDelete<< Well K2 isn't totally gay. >> Zeeke on a gay rant...
DeleteFollowed by a bunch of gay porn... and he accuses ME of being gay. << mega eyeroll >>
All I have to say if people are commenting that K2 is gay than I guess you need to add Zeeky and Vomit in there too! For if you look at who they have a crush on it's all about K2! Whats the matter guy's? You all mad K2 turn you down. Zeek can't even keep K2 off his blog ...it's all about K2. He must hate rejection!
ReplyDelete<< Zeek can't even keep K2 off his blog ...it's all about K2. >>
DeleteIndeed... Zeeke is clearly VERY obsessed with me.
MVM's hooker he knocked up.
ReplyDeleteCourt System: DISTRICT COURT FOR BALTIMORE COUNTY - CRIMINAL SYSTEM
Case Number: 1C00283886Tracking No:020004881503
Case Type: CRIMINAL
District Code: 08Location Code:04
Document Type: STATEMENT OF CHARGESIssued Date:03/29/2008
Case Status: CLOSEDCase Disposition:TRIAL
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Defendant Information
Defendant Name: HORROCKS, JESSICA LYNN
Race: WHITE, CAUCASIAN, ASIATIC INDIAN, ARAB
Sex: FHeight:505Weight:116DOB:09/19/1989
Address: 40 CLIPPER ROAD
City: ESSEXState:MDZip Code:21221 - 0000
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Charge and Disposition Information
(Each Charge is listed separately. The disposition is listed below the Charge)
Charge No: 001Description:PROSTITUTION-GENERAL
Statute: CR.11.306Description:PROSTITUTION-GENERAL
Amended Date: CJIS Code:1 1093MO/PLL:Probable Cause:X
Incident Date From: 03/28/2008 To: 03/28/2008 Victim Age:
Disposition Plea: OTHER PLEA
Disposition: NOLLE PROSEQUIDisposition Date:01/05/2009
Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
Amt Suspended: Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
PBJ EndDate: Probation End Date:Restitution Amount:$0.00
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Charge No: 002Description:PROSTITUTION-GENERAL
Statute: CR.11.306Description:PROSTITUTION-GENERAL
Amended Date: CJIS Code:1 1093MO/PLL:Probable Cause:X
Incident Date From: 03/28/2008 To: 03/28/2008 Victim Age:
Disposition Plea: NOT GUILTY
Disposition: PBJ SUPERVISEDDisposition Date:01/05/2009
Fine:$100.00Court Costs:$22.50CICF:$35.00
Amt Suspended: Fine:$100.00Court Costs:$22.50CICF:$35.00
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The zombies must be proud.
Deleteis K2 a gay hooker? a tranny roflmao
ReplyDeleteagain post an updated picture of your woman christopher
ReplyDeleteyou wont because it doesnt exist
<< again post an updated picture of your woman >>
ReplyDeleteBecause the last one was sooooooooooo well received?
<< you wont because it doesnt exist >>
I have a few from earlier this year. Actually, I think Pamela has gotten even prettier over the years. I'm a very fortunate man.
It's a shame that your life sucks so much in that regard...
No one believes you.
Delete<< No one believes you. >>
DeleteTranslation: some idiotic Zombie is just trying to stir up shit.
If you're such a lucky man to have this woman one would expect you'd be acting like it. Instead of spending countless hours online with so-called "Zombies", you ought to be spending time nurturing your relationship with Pamela, the imaginary woman in your mind.
ReplyDelete<< Instead of spending countless hours online with so-called "Zombies"... >> Zeeke
DeleteI'd estimate it at maybe 30 minutes a day, tops. Which is probably about the same amount of time you spend surfing gay porn sites looking for pics you can paste my head onto, while having pornographic thoughts about me.
Pamela is really a man.
Delete<< you ought to be spending time nurturing your relationship with Pamela, the imaginary woman in your mind. >>
DeleteWe're happily engaged, while YOU spend substantial parts of YOUR life surfing gay porn sites, having sexual fantasies about me, and obsessing over ME on your blog. That's quite a life...
Ah, excuse me but I'm neither Zeek nor Vomit.
Delete<< Pamela is really a man. >> Zeeke
ReplyDeleteWhy do you have soooooooooooo many homoerotic fantasies about me?
32 comments and 12 of them belong to K2 lol, outstanding
Delete<< 32 comments and 12 of them belong to K2 >>
ReplyDeleteI think they make a pill for serious cases of green-eyed jealousy, like yours.