Thursday, October 4, 2012

"The Top 10 Reasons Vomit's Blog was Nuked"

(Written 10/4/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
 
10. Blogger decided that it was "Maryland's Most Boring Blog."
 
9. Vomit's last article disclosed personal data of Blogger's president. Dumb, dumber, dumbest...
8. Zeeke *ordered* Vomit to nuke it because it was FAR more popular than Zeeke's blog.
 
7. Vomit decided to totally reform his vile, disgusting life and is now studying to be a Tibetan Buddhist monk. His new blog is titled, "For the Sake of All Beings."
6. He posted a video of what he *really* does with those dead fish.
 
5. Vomit's wife said, "Delete that stupid, @#?&$ blog, or you ain't getting no more nooky."
4. In a drunken stupor, Vomit thought Blogger's tool to "delete blog" meant he could delete Ugly's blog.
 
3. In a fit of political correctness, Blogger yielded to PETA's frequent complaint that Vomit repeatedly posted pics of "dead and obviously abused and tortured" fish.
 
2. Vomit ran out of ideas for vile and disgusting rants. Unlike Zeeke, he couldn't bring himself to endlessly repeat the same old crap.
And the Number 1 Reason Vomit's Blog was Nuked is...
1. Vomit accepted MY offer to delete his blog in exchange for a case of Olde Frothingslosh ("the pale stale ale with the foam on the bottom").

61 comments:

  1. << He deleted it temporarily to get attention and to declare victory on the [people] who believed it was really gone... >>

    As was predicted here by several people, Vomit is now claiming that he temporarily deleted his blog so he could declare a "total victory" for fooling us.

    Coincidentally << cough >> he had written an article a few days earlier declaring ME an "attention whore" and "drama queen."

    Rubber... glue...

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  2. Rehab Ronnie has wet brain and forgets easily.

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  3. Ronnies about retarded.

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  4. Don't you feel stupid writing this crap only to find out he deleted it himself?

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    1. Doubt k2 cares that much

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    2. << Don't you feel stupid writing this crap only to find out he deleted it himself? >>

      Why on earth would I believe anything Vomit says? Like Zeeke, he lies frequently, badly, and without remorse.

      So, did Vomit delete it himself (as he apparently did this past May) in some lame and desperate bid for attention, or did Blogger delete it for, say, "hate speech"? Don't know... don't care.

      But I do enjoy writing about the stupidities of the Zombies, like say, Vomit doing that shortly after calling ME an "attention whore" and "drama queen."

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    3. You can tell Ronnie's not very bright or mature. I imagine he probably puts his ands over his eyes and says peek-a-boo then releases them and really thinks his friends thought he disappeared for awhile.

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  5. I guess Ronnie is so bored now that he doesn't know what to do with himself. I guess he accidentally deleted the blog in one of his drunken stupors. But Im sure Zeek told him to do it because he is their fearless leader.

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    1. thier? It's Billy and Ronnie period. No one else anymore.

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    2. If k2 didn't post there it would have no readers

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  6. Everyone knows ROnnie is about as dumb as it gets

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    1. Billy is completely taking advantage of him. I suspect if he were to commit a death-penalty worthy crime he would not be executed because of his IQ.

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    2. << I suspect if he were to commit a death-penalty worthy crime he would not be executed because of his IQ. >>

      Didn't Texas recently execute some poor soul with an IQ of 55? Zeeke should NOT move to Texas.

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    3. Hahaha good one Christopher.

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  7. No. that would be Ugly, whoever that is> he is the one that posted old pics and said he was on vacation. LOL

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    1. Didn't Zeeke post that this blog was 100 percent Mensa only to be busted in that lie?

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    2. I think it's Redsky this week.

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    3. << Didn't Zeeke post that this blog was 100 percent Mensa only to be busted in that lie? >>

      I can't keep track. I think once a week, he just rolls a die (with our names in place of dots) and uses whatever name pops up.

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  8. The Ugly blog Rules the Zombies.

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    1. This blog is much more intelligent than the other one.

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    2. << This blog is much more intelligent than the other one. >>

      Thanks! Although, really, that's not all that much of a compliment considering how low the bar is. LOL

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  9. << this is the original blog and had it been deleted by blogspot he would have had to make a new one up just like um ugly had to when his blog was shut down >> One of the stupider Zombies, on Vomit's blog

    Actually, Ugly's original "Helpless in Maryland" blog is *still* online, exactly as it was. Check it out at http://uglymarylandersover35.blogspot.com/ .

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    1. It's so easy to make fools of them. Do they ever think before they write?

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    2. << It's so easy to make fools of them. Do they ever think before they write? >>

      Sadly, yes. But I know it's hard to tell the difference.

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    3. the first one was helpless dumbfuck then he had uglymarylanders and that is the one that was termed
      so now he has the uglier marylanders

      stupid fucks dont even know your wanna be popular bitches blogs lol

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    4. You Sir, are a double-fold liar and a failure at that. Helpless in Maryland was the blog name, but the URL was just what Christopher said. Your lie is up just by going to the URL. Wanna be popular? Let me point you to those that fit that criteria: askzeeke or marylandsbestdamnblog. Compare the counters that they are embarrassed to show to ours. If those were money they'd be on welfare.

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    5. They are your indentured servants ugly

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    6. The transition from Helpless in MD to Uglier MDers was rather seemless, too. The last article on Helpless was dated 7/28/10 and the last comment was 7/29/10. The first article on Uglier was a few days later, on 8/2/10.

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    7. Zombies busted in another lie

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  10. << Within minutes of removing his blog from sight crackpot theories and wild speculation consumed the tards blog while he sat back and laughed at them for being gullible dumbasses.. >> One dumb Zombie

    Actually, most of the speculation here was as to why Vomit was playing the same card he played in May. Hmmm... maybe I should start a pool as to when Vomit will *again* yank his blog for a couple of days and then post stupid "gotcha" comments.

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    1. Vomit's the type who will put on a Dracula cape at Halloween and think everyone really believes he's Dracula.

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    2. Actually the only one who wears a Dracula cape on Halloween is Mark Wayne Owens who is married to Fat Ass Natalie "Lynnzy" Alexander Owens who for years bashed Bonnie and others for being on welfare and was on Welfare and unemployment herself.

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    3. Why bother bringing Lynnzy into your stupid ranting? I haven't seen her around for a long time.
      Oh that's right, you just rolled one of Billy's name dices.

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    4. Yeah and she'd talk about what a great mom she was and didn't even have custody of her kids.

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    5. Yeah and she was also close friends with Nanci, Mafia.

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  11. I posted this earlier to Vomit's blog:

    << HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.. POOR FAGGY SILENCED AGAIN ! >> Zeeke, obviously

    Actually, I just post the same comments here that I post to Ugly's blog. I know that you'll eventually read them there because you're totally addicted to his blog. Ugly is sometimes slow to post them, so just consider the ones here as a heads up so you can spend the entire day checking Ugly's blog every few minutes for my comments, then respond with some idiotic babble.

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    1. Eventually? I bet they read them here before there.

      I bet my bottom dollar that Ronnie was in special education. Bet he's add and dyslexic and a slow learner. Billy is completely taking advantage of him.

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  12. Lets not offer McMahon who is too stupid to wrap it with an ugly whore

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  13. Without comments by me, Vomit's blog is almost as DEAD as Zeeke's. And Zeeke's is ENTIRELY about ME. So, I *rule* both of the Zombie blogs!

    Poor, poor Vomit...

    Poor, poor Zeeke...

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    1. K2 do an experiment stop posting on thier blog for one day and see how many comments they get. Big Zero

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    2. << K2 do an experiment stop posting on thier blog for one day and see how many comments they get. Big Zero >>

      Yep. Vomit's prior article got all of *5* comments and his current one has just *3*. I make a few brief comments, and, wham... *46*. LOL

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    3. They detest the fact that they can't be popular like you and Ugly.

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    4. They've finally figured out the only way people read their blogs is when you mention them

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    5. I used to read Billy's a long time ago but it just turned into a personal vendetta against Chris and is very immature. Ronnie's is getting the same way now. So I will just read this one from here out.

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    6. << I used to read Billy's a long time ago but it just turned into a personal vendetta against Chris and is very immature. >>

      Yep, Zeeke seems to be, for the last several months, locked into making essentially the same post about me nearly every day. I guess he's easily amused...

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    7. << They detest the fact that they can't be popular like you and Ugly. >>

      Yep, but I had high hopes for Vomit's when he diversified into fish stories, stories about his family, his adventures with "Vomit Dollars," and such. Oh well... just not enough Zombies left, I guess, to matter.

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  14. I've got the Zombies going nutso on Vomit's blog. My latest comment was:

    Wow, even before my first comment on this article, there were already 20 comments about ME. And my four since have led to a total of *37* by the Zombies. Amazing... almost 10:1!

    This is probably Vomit's most popular article EVER! But that's not saying all that much considering that his average response is about FOUR.

    And of course, Vomit MUST delete ALL of mine out of sheer cowardice and embarrassment.

    So, I'm sure this one comment will lead to another 10 by the Zombies. They MUST, absolutely MUST respond because Zombies have absolutely NO self-control. Let's see if we can get a record-shattering *100* comments by those totally addicted to responding to little ol' ME!

    If things DO slow down, I guess I'll just have to claim Total Victory! That alone should generate at least *20* responses.

    BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  15. Saw Chris make a post and it didn't take but four minutes before they deleted it. Truly do they not have lives.

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    1. They live and die for K2.

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    2. << Saw Chris make a post and it didn't take but four minutes before they deleted it. >>
      << They live and die for K2. >>

      True! LOL

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    3. You sure got them fired up

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    4. << You sure got them fired up >>

      I seem to have that effect on them every time I comment on Vomit's blog. LOL

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  16. Maybe Vomit should go take care of his alcoholic father who's dying. He says he can't forgive him for what he did to him as a kid, but he's making the same mistakes. Plus, he talks to his whore mother (she still turns tricks for heroin)

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    1. Sounds like MVM has fucked his Mom.

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    2. MVM fucked his Mom. hahaha

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  17. Is Billy off work for Columbus day? Oh that's right, Billy doesn't have a job. snort

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    1. Billy DOES to have a job. He babysits Beth's german shepherd when she goes away. Shame on you for saying otherwise.

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  19. I just posted this to Vomit's blog. I hope THIS blog will follow his lead in not tolerating posting of personal information.

    Ronnie--Thank you for deleting that reference to my full name. It was the decent thing to do.

    BTW, I emailed Ugly asking him to delete the recent reference to a phone number of one of Zeeke's relatives.

    As you've said, neither blog should tolerate such things.

    If you notice any further items on Ugly's blog at any time, please let me know and I'll notify him.

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Don't be jealous of the Ugly's.