Sorry fan club. My father-in-law died. Just got in from Vancouver.
"The Next 'Big Story' "
(Written 2/11/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)
Over the past couple of months, the 'Big Story' has come to dominate the chat room. This is because everyone is finally getting bored stupid saying the same old crap to everyone else 10 times a day. So when a NEW item floats up from the sewers, all the Drama Queens go after it like Eddie Murray in his heyday going have a high fast ball.
The latest ones are about Bob and Wendy blah blah blah, and Guy dancing with Nancy blah blah blah. I pay scant attention to all of these because they're invariably lies, half-truths, or just he said-she said stuff I don't care about anyway.
The half-life on a Big Story is about three days, so the room NEEDS new ones at least weekly. I'm thus offering the following not just as educated guesses, but to fill in the gaps when we're jonesin' for a new Big Story.
"Bonnie and Zeeke admit to secretly having a love child together."
"Guy requires just ONE example of something he did wrong."
"Pikle gets a really cute perm."
"Auto has the runs."
"Felony pays a whole $1.00 for something on AOL."
"Perky and Alan have 3 cross words, then make up."
"Sunnie gets caught peeing on a tree."
"Zeeke leaves the room for 7 minutes."
"Mike meets Vomit in person, turns around, and cuts an enormous fart in his general direction."
"Ham actually pays for one of her drinks."
"Pretty begins dating her third Ken in a row."
"Bob admits he's not really a trucker, but just loves to hitchhike all over the place."
"Mensa returns... sees what an ugly room looks like from the other side... leaves."
"After ignoring the last 25,000 insults from Zeeke, Prancer finally responds... with a yo' momma joke."
<< My father-in-law died. >> Ugly
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about that. My condolences to you and your wife.
PRETTTYONE319: Billy shut up
ReplyDeleteTheZeekEffect: smarten u p
PRETTTYONE319: you have nothing to say and you keep the bs going cause you think it is funny - i think you are sick fk
Hallelujah Pretty, well said.
Sorry to hear about this, Ugly. Great article Christopher.
ReplyDeleteDeb here. Ugly Im so sorry to hear of your loss. My condolences to you and your family. I will keep all of you in my prayers. Loved the article Christopher especially about the Yo Momma joke thing. Keep up the good work dear.
ReplyDelete<< Great article Christopher. >>
ReplyDeleteThanks!
<< Loved the article Christopher especially about the Yo Momma joke thing. Keep up the good work dear. >> Deb
ReplyDeleteThanks Deb, glad you enjoyed it!
<< PRETTTYONE319: Billy shut up
ReplyDeleteTheZeekEffect: smarten u p
PRETTTYONE319: you have nothing to say and you keep the bs going cause you think it is funny - i think you are sick fk >>
I happened to be in the room for that. The room had been nice, and about as interesting as it can be with 25+ Campers and Bots. Then Zeeke de-camped and began ranting about the Bob-Wendy story. He initially attacked generally ("shameful supporters of Bob") and then Bob (who wasn't there). Then he ruthlessly attacked anyone who was foolish enough to respond, including Eyore, Jnr, Pretty, Guy, and even Wendy.
Eventually, it was an all-out war between Zeeke and five or so others. It had been going on for at least 30 minutes when I left for bed. All of the nice chat had, of course, immediately ceased when Zeeke started the ugliness.
That is who Zeeke is and that is what he does several times a day. And he will continue to do so as long as people respond, or until he gets bored and leaves. Pretty is right, but she's really just fanning the flames.
I am sorry to hear about your loss, Ugly. Let your wife know we are thinking of her and the family.
ReplyDeletei think biggums is dreamy
ReplyDeleteI thought Felony was somewhat decent at first when he came into the room. But it turns out he is so hung up on Zeek drama it isn't funny. Sad actually he is just as ugly as the rest of the zombies.
ReplyDeleteK2 should write about cumming out of the closet.
ReplyDeleteHow much cum dose k2 suck out of bob?
ReplyDeleteHA HA SUCH WIT !
ReplyDeleteLoved the article Christopher, lovely humour.
ReplyDeleteMy condolences to you and your family on your loss.
Maybe you should insult Rose the Hose and ask her if she wants to sue for "Deformation of Character". Hey Rose I still have that comment somewhere....
But one question: why is it when the zombie morons come on here, the only thing they can come up with are homosexual comments and derogatory sexual innuendos?
Just wondering...
biggums is a cancer and should stopped
ReplyDeleteBOB'S IN JAIL! BOB'S IN JAIL! THERE IS KARMA AFTER ALL !
ReplyDeleteSure he is.
ReplyDeleteAll we need now is for Zeek, Rose and Cindy to go to jail and the World will be a better place.
ReplyDeleteBob got what he deserved. I wonder if he got a shower while he was in there???? lmao
ReplyDeletePAM TELLS ALL
ReplyDeleteSvapam: just called bob's cell
NotWith0utAFight: lol
ButterflyBeMe54: hi Pam xoxo
Svapam: the guy who answered the phone said he is in hagerstown jail'
Svapam: for solicitation of prostitution
ButterflyBeMe54: see I told you Guy I wasn't lying.
NotWith0utAFight: Bobs cell mate answered lol
Pantrygal J: lol
Pantrygal J: bubba
ButterflyBeMe54: omg lol
NotWith0utAFight: yeah bubba
Pantrygal J: iam snorting and my dog thinks i am crazie
Svapam: picked a under cover cop and offer 50.00
I smell a rat
ReplyDeletemore like I smell an ass.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what side was worse with the Bob story. Butter betraying her friends to let the Zombies know about it, Pam making it up, or Rose and Cindy adding on that it involved a kid.
ReplyDeleteThe Zombies were all over that BIG story about Bob. lmao....next!
ReplyDeleteBob is a very nasty creature and prays on frail women. He wouldn't know what it is to be a civil human being at all
ReplyDeleteBilly has room to talk. From what i read last week he sent a mocking email to someone mocking them about thier kids death.
ReplyDeleteZeek thinks he is popular because he has several lonely fat women who hang out with him every weekend.
ReplyDelete<< But one question: why is it when the zombie morons come on here, the only thing they can come up with are homosexual comments and derogatory sexual innuendos? >> Old Roomie
ReplyDeleteThe male zombies say it because they think it's the worst thing they can say about another guy. They think that because they're a bunch of profound bigots with homophobia as their most prominent expression of it. They've clearly demonstrated that they are also racists, anti-Semites, misogynists, etc.
Looks like Pikle was ran away. ha ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteDid Pikle run away or was he put away?
ReplyDeletepeople like nancy really shouldn't open their fingers to type.
ReplyDeleteSxyMAFlAHlTWoman: I am laughing at you fools who even bring up campers i thinks its funny that you get pissed at ity
ChristopherK2: of course you do, Mafia...
Perkyonex2: only one I ever seen really "whine" about it is..K2 and occassionally mikey
SxyMAFlAHlTWoman: nah 2 k is a standard price if it is the 3 diamond one
SxyMAFlAHlTWoman: yes I do :)
BonniesbackUazz: well the campers have no need to whine about it since,,,,,they are always here
ChristopherK2: LOL Bonnie, they don't "get" that logic, I'm sure.
There are two words to describe SxyMafiahitwoman, Rose, Zeek, Pikle, Bob, Cindy and a few others - White trash
ReplyDeleteBeing grouped with this bunch would be the ultimate insult.
Just FYI, that sandybutt Plenty of Fish profile was, um, suddenly "vanished". Someone checked it out and told me. I find that rather funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes Rose and that crew are clearly labeled "social services white trash".
<< Just FYI, that sandybutt Plenty of Fish profile was, um, suddenly "vanished". Someone checked it out and told me. I find that rather funny. >> Old Roomie
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm sure that someone saved it all, just in case...