Wednesday, May 25, 2011

"Caution: Children at Play"

(Written 5/24/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)

[For those who didn't know, about a week ago AOL was having serious technical problems and closed all of the chat rooms four times within a day. I wound up the room owner of the Marylanders Over 35 room the last two times, and I still am. Zeeke and the Zombies fled and created their own room, despite my position that I wouldn't ban any room regulars.]

Both groups seem happy with the new arrangement, so I'm not sure why some from the other room persist in childish crap.

It's taken two forms so far. They come in to the Over 35 room under Sham screen names, like "Bonnies Liver." I have no idea who they are, so I ban them. The other childish form is the drive-by. They come in under their normal SN, fire a copy/paste of some ugly stupidity, and then hastily flee. The quickness used to be necessary to avoid getting banned, but I don't do that. So I have no idea why they flee so rapidly.

Below are some examples of the drive-bys. Keep in mind that these people are supposedly mature adults, most in their 40s or older. Perky, for example, has been around AOL many years, and says she's a corporate executive who's happily married. And yet, she now spends her precious spare time as Chief Spammer for the Zeeke Cult.

Perkyonex2: Lonely? Tired of the same old self righteous, boring rants? Visit the Love Fest Room and actually Chat with real fonts on subjects that make sense!

Perkyonex2: OnlineHost: *** You have ejected GuyLikesDark from this room ***
Perkyonex2: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[The latter remark of Perky's apparently reflects one of those mature topics they discuss there regularly.]

Dee Md 9257: wow...you all sure did kill this room...way to go .....


Dee Md 9257: new room...you're not invited...life is great..ta ta

HeddRoxx1: :::sounds Brain Fog Horn:::

EminenceFrontal: wow...it's hopping in here

EminenceFrontal: just kill it
EminenceFrontal: let it go
EminenceFrontal: end the misery

Well, let me just say this in the vernacular of such 12-year-old girls: Namby-pamby boo fuckin' hoo. :)~~

116 comments:

  1. RUFFSTUFFROB69: ygm mike
    RUFFSTUFFROB69: and thats no tranny as zeeke says
    Xxyesmemike: thats cool .
    Xxyesmemike: no shit dudee
    Xxyesmemike: screw what zeek says
    Xxyesmemike: he is nothing but a pussy
    Xxyesmemike: all mouth
    RUFFSTUFFROB69: and i have no life lmao
    Xxyesmemike: think he is the one with no life
    Xxyesmemike: well if you call aol life then he has one
    RUFFSTUFFROB69: and whats funny is its on the joes crab shack website
    RUFFSTUFFROB69: i fkn love my job
    Xxyesmemike: i love my job which has started to kick ass
    Xxyesmemike: moo money
    RUFFSTUFFROB69: i got promoted and i get percentage now not milage
    Xxyesmemike: i got sup job back in feb .
    Xxyesmemike: i run my dept
    RUFFSTUFFROB69: i went up in weight class
    RUFFSTUFFROB69: i can go 14 ft wide and 200,000 lbs
    GJ and me: Good evening all

    Come on now can we beat our chests anymore?

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  2. K2 buy a friend already

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  3. Cindy's IP address: 68.49.252.21

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  4. Ruff is full of bluff.

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  5. 68.49.252.21 c-68-49-252-21.hsd1.md.comcast.net City Region/State Postal Code WASHINGTON DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA 20001 Country Name Country Code Time Zone UNITED STATES US -05:00 ISP Latitude Longitude COMCAST CABLE COMMUNICATIONS INC 38.89511 -77.03637

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  6. Thought Cindy moved out of that dumpy area?
    IP Address: 68.49.252.21
    Browser: IE 8.0
    Operating System: Win7
    Resolution: 1366x768
    Location: Middle River, Maryland, United States

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  7. Bob is a fat disgusting pig.

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  8. Cindy gives bad head (Overspace)

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  9. Chris you have Zeeke really really mad. After his latest self-denial post of how much he loves his new room and how he went there on his own (gee I can't help but wonder why he never did this when you didn't have the bolt) he further asserts how many others love the new room by saying he is going to open up the comments on his blog.
    Five minutes after he posts the blog there's 25 comments and 25 are dead give-aways that it is him typing the comment!!!

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  10. Love how Zeeke calls people losers. What exactly is someone who spends all his life on AOL bashing others?

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  11. Cindy's trying to promote some blog she got into. She has pictures of Bonnie and Pam there so what is she jealous that they are friends and she has none? Bob picture is kind of funny I must admit. Don't understand the Mensa tie-in is she jealous of her looks? Mensa is very pretty if that's her, but haven't seen Mensa around in forever so don't get the connection.

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  12. 5020 oliver streetMay 26, 2011 at 5:34 AM

    Zeeke posting his own comments? Never

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  13. K2 you really need a hobby dude

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  14. Perky is a nothing fucked up mother and a horrible person if you meet her.

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  15. Zeeke is suffiring from anal fizzures

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  16. Children at play... another fine example...from those who frequen the DUDDY MD chatroom:

    OnlineHost: GEORGENTRACY has entered the room.
    YOUMAKEMEVOMlT6: ahhhh
    OnlineHost: GEORGENTRACY's participation in this chat room has been suspended by the room owner.
    OnlineHost: GEORGENTRACY has left the room.

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  17. Zeek has never been successful before Chris. We do need experts at immaturiyy

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  18. Why is Alan talking to other women in ims ?

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  19. How's that blue car Cindy ?

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  20. Why is Rose liveing back in MD suddenly ?

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  21. Why dose K2 nose ?

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  22. flower growing gay dude needs a life or a hobby

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  23. You forgot Eyore. Cindy is jealous as shit of Eyore. Same age but one looks hot the other looks like a dumping station

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  24. Mensa looks even better than Eyore.

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  25. Mensa creams Cindy and Rose with looks, and Zeeke with creativity. What else is there to understand ?

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  26. YOUMAKEMEVOMlT6: i know for a fact ive overdosed on alcohol many many times

    Rooster36MX: and he takes handfuls of excedrin PM cause he has insomnia tell me his liver aint shot

    YOUMAKEMEVOMlT6: sounds like a future candidate for ssi to me

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  27. K2 when was the last time you were blowned?

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  28. Too funny! Calling other people children, yet Bonnie is doing the exact same thing. Check out her blog K2. Hypocrites

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  29. Mensa is a deep threat to Zeeke. She has the body of a stripper and a mind of a genius and rips Zeeke apart.

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  30. Mensa sucked my dick.

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  31. Flower growing gay dude has many hobbies. How about expanding that effort to Rose, Cindy, and Zeeke as they have no hobbies other than AOL 19 hours a day?

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  32. K2 sucks a mean dick. He kept it in his mouth never spit sucked the whole time and dosen't gag.

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  33. Christopher is very intelligent/

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  34. Suck it deep K2. I like it a little to the left side.

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  35. from the new pic of mensa she has a body alright and it isnt of a strippers unless you like chunky women

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  36. sick fuck.
    probably the same ones against bonnie and pam. Both look far beter than Rose and Pam.

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  37. Bonnie and Pam trying to get in the love fest room but why?

    OnlineHost: SisterTheIma1's participation in this chat room has been suspended by the room owner.
    OnlineHost: SisterTheIma1 has left the room.
    JBigred57x: Thelma and Louise
    OnlineHost: SisterLouise1's participation in this chat room has been suspended by the room owner.
    OnlineHost: SisterLouise1 has left the room.

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  38. Rose is very jealous of eyore

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  39. Team toothless women vs team zombies
    Scale 1 to 10
    Bonnie 3 pam 6 eyore 8 mensa 9
    Rose 5 cindy 2 perky 4 mafia 2 brunette 2 lynnzy 3 pantry 2 ham 6
    Clearly zombies are uglier !!!!!!!

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  40. Team toothless guys vz zombie
    Xxxymike 3 bob 1 k2 Takoma 2 guy 3
    Zeeke 5 pikle 6 alan 3 vomit 3 felony 4
    Zombies have better looking men but all the fat and ugly chics!!!!

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  41. I found this blog searching for people of walmArt. greatly enjoy it but please put up pictures of these freaks.

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  42. The two latezt blog posts of chris and billys show how pathetic each are and thier envy Chris is sitting in a room chatting with bots And blogging in a thousand words IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE COME BACK TO MDERS OVER 35. Billy o the other hand has a packed room but blogs in a thousand words of how many people love his new room and writes 26 comments himself avout it

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  43. Has Sunnie dropped dead yet?

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  44. LOL @ 3:29 Zeek can pack a room, but has to make his own blog posts. K2 has a rocking blog, but talks to bots.

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  45. Bullshit zombie women are much beter looking
    Team toothless women vs team zombies
    Scale 1 to 10

    Bonnie 3 - more like a 1 she's ugly and fat
    pam 6 - a six? This must be Pam writing this. She ain't no six, bad teeth, stumpy body, dry hair and leather skin 2.
    eyore 8 - more like a 4. She's old
    mensa 9 - Mensa isn't even around and she would never be on that team anyways and she's fat

    Let's add in who you conveniently left off.
    Redsky (2) she's fat and hairy
    Diabru - she's bigger than Cindy a 2
    Maddie - she's a seacow (1)
    Becky - ugly as sin (0)
    K2 - he wants to be a woman anyways and he's ugly (1)

    Now for the hotties
    Rose 5 - more like a 10 rose is hot hot hot
    cindy 2 - she's fat but gets the men 6
    perky 4 - she's gorgeous 8
    mafia 2 - she doesn't have sexy in her name for no reason 6
    brunette 2 - lois is sweet and that counts for much 5
    lynnzy 3 she's very pretty 7
    pantry 2 more like a 5
    ham 6 - she's gorgeous a 9
    and you conveniently left out Pretty who is a 10

    Clearly zombies are uglier !!!!!!!

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  46. Saw Mensa kayacking. Shes not chunky

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  47. she was kayaking with those big legs and saggy arms and using her gut as a raft

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  48. we beg the differ ham is no 9 the bitch is not liked very well recently and she has no ass and not tits gorgeous smile yes but the rest is like fucking a board

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  49. Rose hot?????? Lmao she is pale and plain in the face. Saggy boobs a gut and no ass. You forgot three on your list. And mafia is not even slighty pretty. Lynnzy looks like white trash and beth looks like a guy

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  50. Also perky is not no seven pretty is far from a ten she looks like a crack head and Cindy gets men? Gets them running from her

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  51. Zeeke is missing half his teeth and pikle is a burnout

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  52. Rose a 9?? You are out of your mind. That skank has semen of a thousand men in her. And shes sick to probably hrp her skin is yellow these days

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  53. Lol @ 5:07 so miss moo is a moo?

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  54. Takoma and Mensa aren't even around anymore. They got lives which Zeeke, Cindy, Rose, Flower growing gay dude, Pantry, Perky, Pam, Bonnie, and many others need to get

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  55. Rose is NOT HOT AT all unless you think white trash is hot.

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  56. I'm no fan of Mensas but not fat. She's on my freinds fb so when she comments on her pics I see them. She was chunky in some pics I saw back ago but defenetly not fat at all right now.

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  57. OMG 2:23 you need to get a serious life. Who the fuck cares who is hot or not. Are you fucking them? All the women you named are middle age women not spring chickens. Many are grandmothers even. Grandmothers aren't meant to be hot dumbass.

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  58. The only thing the gurly fag has in his life is this blog.

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  59. I wonder if mensa knows feefers shas been selling her out!

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  60. Rose looks like howdy doody

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  61. I saw mensa years ago at cancuns she has quite the rack on her

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  62. WHAT BLOG? BONNIE HASN'T UPDATED HER BLOG IN A YEAR.

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  63. Where does Rose even get she's hot? The only connection to hot she has is her daughter who is HOT!!!!! Where Ashley gets her looks from isn't Rose! I've seen pictures of Rose when she was young and she wasn't pretty then. Bony as hell. I guess her men tell her she's hot. But none of them are good looking. Rob was dog face ugly so are both her ex-husbands, Larry, and Ashley's daddy. No good looking man would touch her.

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  64. Good Lord people get lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  65. Cindy retired making 28,922 a year. Her retirement is even less than that. Poor Cindy!!!!

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  66. Look at the number of comments here compared to loser Zeeks blog. Two times more (well 60x more if we recognize the fact that Zeek made every comment ont here

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  67. << K2 buy a friend already >>

    Namby-pamby boo fuckin' hoo. :)~~

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  68. << Come on now can we beat our chests anymore? >>

    Sure, how about this?

    "TheZeekEffect: if I ever see him i'm gonna be arrested for a hate crime... pick one fag or jew"

    Or maybe this?

    "TheZeekEffect: k2's got a serious ass kicking coming"

    This was a classic threat:

    "CoolHandZeek: you know..i think if i ever met ole faggy i would punch him in the face just because"

    And this was so nice:

    "CoolHandZeek: I dont like ole faggy at all..if i ever met him i would likely bitchslap him.. but i dont hate him"

    And just because I can:

    "TheZeekEffect: i see a bitch slapping in prancers future"

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  69. << Chris you have Zeeke really really mad... he further asserts how many others love the new room by saying he is going to open up the comments on his blog. Five minutes after he posts the blog there's 25 comments and 25 are dead give-aways that it is him typing the comment!!! >>

    << chuckle, chuckle >>

    Yeah, whenever he gets especially pissy over me, he starts ranting and whining on his blog.

    I haven't heard much one way or the other about his room. If they're happy with it, fine. We're happy with the normal one.

    << he went there on his own (gee I can't help but wonder why he never did this when you didn't have the bolt) >>

    I've seen him complain about "censorship" or some such crap by me in the normal room. I've said here and repeatedly in the room that I won't bolt room regulars and have no desire to censor anyone. If he wants to create his own room for whatever reason, cool...

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  70. << Love how Zeeke calls people losers. What exactly is someone who spends all his life on AOL bashing others? >>

    A Zombie?

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  71. << K2 you really need a hobby dude >>

    Namby-pamby boo fuckin' hoo. :)~~

    Oh... BTW... guess what. You're an Idiot!

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  72. << Why is Alan talking to other women in ims ? >>

    Who would want to IM a MALE zombie? << shudder >>

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  73. << Zeeke is suffiring from anal fizzures >>

    Oh, ouch... that hurt even all the way over here.

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  74. << Christopher is very intelligent >>

    Thanks!

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  75. << Chris is sitting in a room chatting with bots And blogging in a thousand words IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE COME BACK TO MDERS OVER 35. >>

    The only reason I hope any of them return is to provide more color. Sometimes I just like to sit, relax my eyes (like when looking at one of those weird posters) and watch the pretty colors roll by.

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  76. << K2 has a rocking blog, but talks to bots. >>

    Why not? I've never had one of them call me a Cocksuckingfagjewbitch like someone we all know has.

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  77. Cindy is white trash just like her good freind Rose. She has NO room to talk about anyone she is poor as shit!

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  78. << K2 - he wants to be a woman anyways and he's ugly (1) >>

    A lousy stinkin' *1*? C'mon, you'd give a butt ugly dog a one. I'm at least a *2*!!!

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  79. << Ham... the rest is like fucking a board >>

    I'll yield to your obvious expertise in board boinking, so... don't those splinters hurt?

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  80. << Takoma and Mensa aren't even around anymore. >>

    Takoma is around, but I've *herd* (insider joke) that she's at a speciality camp to learn how to eat 73 hot dogs in 10 minutes. She'll soon return soon as SwallowChamp.

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  81. << Grandmothers aren't meant to be hot dumbass. >>

    Suzanne Somers is a grandma. For others you can check out HotGrandmaPorn.com.

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  82. << K2 when was the last time you were blowned? >>
    << K2 sucks a mean dick. >>
    << Suck it deep K2. >>

    Someone has an unhealthy obsession with my penis...

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  83. Mensa isn't fat cause her ass isn't sitting 19 hours a day in a chatroom no more

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  84. If Mensa is so dam hot why was she with Dennis? He's an old fucking man

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  85. Redsky is so not fat and hairy??? Bahahaaaaaa when you havent seen a picture of someone you just make lies up? get a life people.

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  86. Redsky is so not fat and hairy??? Bahahaaaaaa when you havent seen a picture of someone you just make lies up? get a life people.
    Exactly or just make a fool of yourself. Cindy's circulating a picture of Mensa trying to say she's fat and there ain't nothing fat about that picture but those huge tits of hers!

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  87. Rose aint nothing but a whore

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  88. Redsky is a cow.

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  89. Mensa is far better looking than Rose or Eyore. Probably would be gorgeous if she made herself up.

    Best two adjectives for Mensa are pensive and streetwise.

    Kayacked with her last month and she quite educated me on the drug drop offs on the potomac river once we warmed up. I highly suspect she is in some illegal activity with her knowledge. Not to mention. Something bads happened in that lady's life. She had a black eye

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  90. rose has a small ass some guys dont like fat asses and she dont have no fat guy her tits are big and obviously has the money to buy expensive support bras
    cindy is pretty
    lolita is smoking hot
    wanda is cute
    the rest of ya suck

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  91. Rose participated in a murder in 83.

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  92. Cindy is the cow
    Rose is the pig
    Billy is the jackass

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  93. wow she sure murders people and never goes to prison wonder when ya'll will disappear

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  94. Rose and Cindy are easy fuck chics. Type you can go see without a shower, get your dick sucked and a little back door action, and not even need to buy them a happy meal.

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  95. expensive support bras? I'd get a refund every picture I've seen of her those puppies are sagging.

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  96. Rob was a killing we all know that. She thought she was going to get a pile of money but only an idiot would think that from a guy with 19 thousand kids. Rose is truly one of the most stupid people I've ever met.

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  97. Rose 5 - more like a 10 rose is hot hot hot


    LMAO...Rose get over yourself your nothing but a whore ulgy duck!!

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  98. he sure was he blew his brains out due to those 19 kids and their baby mama drama and pulling a bob extorting cash

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  99. It would not surprise if rose or cindy killed someone from aol one they. They have wasted their lives away in chatrooms and invest all their time on hate. Cindy has been known to stalk offline

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  100. For awhile I tried to understand what motivates Cindy and alikes. I once asked Cindy what's up with belitting Bonnie once. She told me in the room that Bonnie stalks her grandson. Asked her what she meant by that and she failed to explain other than to try manipulating me with do you think it's okay to stalk a baby? So I assumed there had been a transgression done to her Grandson at some point, but then kept wondering why was dropping hints about new pictures, the school he's going to, places they visit if she had a child stalker on her hand. Shook my head I mean who would use their own grandchild like that?

    I've come to the conclusion that Cindy, Rose, Billy, Bonnie, and their other cohorts have crumbling lives. Billy and Bonnie are a little different they don't try to coat their lives with fairy tales like Cindy and Rose do. I've heard stories of multiple marriages, poverty, struggle to keep jobs, substance abuse issues, out of wedlock children, weight and health struggles with Cindy and Rose so I guess they need something to release their life insecurities on.

    That's why they dig up information on people constantly, the need to be able to justify what they do by trying to make someone else look worse than them. Unfortunately, it doesn't get much worse than them.

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  101. I have to agree with you post 5:31 AM. Almost everyone knows when you have a person that constantly tries to belittle people as Billy and Ham do to people in the room, it is because they are trying to feel better about themselves.

    It is funny that you should mention fairy tales in your comment. I always got the impression that a lot of the room problems start with Beth, and her delusion of being a princess. The room is her kingdom, and she will protect it and use people like Billy, Ronnie, Bak, Pikle, and a few others to rid her delusional kingdom of people she doesn't like. She evens mentions that her insignificant other calls her princess. A woman that is almost 50 years old, thinking she is a princess is sad in itself. Working at home, sitting behind a monitor for hours and hours with no real social contact, doesn't help with her delusional thoughts, it just makes it worse.

    From what I have seen and heard, Cindy and Rose will stalk people to the end of the earth, and for what? To find a few things about another person that they can use to belittle that person with? Once again, I agree with you, it doesn't get much worse than that. I think by now most everyone knows that Cindy and Rose are the two biggest liars on the Internet. The only people they are fooling, are themselves. It is sad that people go along with them to feel accepted, or to be part of the group.
    Every time we see one of these people bash someone, we know they have some serious issues in their life.

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  102. Cindy disperately needs attention.

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  103. 102 comments. How many does Zeeky Poo have ?

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  104. Beth is at least smart. Rose is dumb as it gets.

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  105. yes beth is smart enough not to get caught cheating like rose did

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  106. Ham is pretty and smart

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  107. Mensa would never been on team toofless or the zombies. She held her own.

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  108. The only way to get Bonnie, Zeeke, Cindy, Rose and others to stop all this is letting thier family and freinds know what they are doing. I guarantee you once Cindy's sisters are contacted she will not be participating anymore!

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  109. wonder if Cindy's daghters know her antics? Hmmm

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  110. wonder how your family will feel also

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  111. << 102 comments. How many does Zeeky Poo have ? >>

    If you exclude the ones he makes himself, the average number of responses during the last year or so on his blog is about 0.5.

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  112. << Ham is pretty and smart >>

    Before Ham (B.H.), I rated those qualities as extremely important. But After Ham (A.H.), I'm thinking of reverting to the traditional Male Evaluation of Females Guidelines.

    That would rate "pretty" as #7, and "smart" as #12. #1 is, of course, "major bazooms." Thus the soaring comparative evaluations in my book re Mensa vs. Ham...

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  113. Mensa looks way better then Ham.

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  114. I agree with post 12:55, Mensa takes it hands down. Ham is shaped like a rectangle. Check out the picture of her and Rose and try to tell me I'm wrong.

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  115. Mensa versus HAm thats an article for Chris to write,

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