There's a party going on right here a celebration to last throughout the years. So bring your good times and your laughter too we're gonna celebrate your party with you !
Come on now celebration let's all celebrate and have a good time
celebration we go celebrate and have a good time.
It's time to come together it's up to you watch your pleasure
everyone around the world come on Yahoo! Yahoo!
celebrate good times come on
Everyone around the 'net celebrate the Ugly's blog having 100,000 views. YAHOO
And we'll be a fair sport and celebrate the others too.
Vomit:
Zeeke's isn't the belle of the ball, but at least he gets to be an Uncle again. The criminal has spawned!
(Written 1/6/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
Zeeke seems to have totally shed whatever pretense of sanity he had by turning his blog into, "All About K2, All the Time."
Zeeke's *TWELVE* recent articles about ME make even Vomit's FIVE look nearly sane. Zeeke has posted one EVERY DAY so far this year, including on NEW YEAR'S DAY. While normal Guys were glued to the tube for football games, Zeeke was writing yet another article about me!
I asked the folks in my chat room about Zeeke's obsession this morning. Comments included:
"gots to be a man crush" "He wants to taste your penis" "He must think you're really cute" "he loves you" "he wants to have sex with you"
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Non-disgusting ideas included:
"he sure is getting paranoid isn't he?" "assisted living is getting to him" "he has so much free time on his hands now" "he is getting worse... and it is more and more childish with him ... he can't come up with any new ideas now"
I'm not sure of the real explanation for Zeeke's behavior, but it's hard to NOT notice that most of them accuse ME of being GAY, yet repeatedly picture me in costumes and poses that could easily be construed as gay fantasies. Perhaps the simplest explanation is that it's finally time for Zeeke to "come out of the closet." <>
And just for the record in case Zeeke or any of the Zombies EVER AGAIN accuse ME of obsession, following is a listing of his recent articles (all of them at: http://askzeeke.blogspot.com/).
12/19 - Throwdown 2011 12/23 - Frooty The Limp Wristed Elf 12/27 - Yeah.. It's Just Like that.. 12/28 - His Head Fits Everywhere 12/29 - Capturing The Moment 12/31 - Toothless Bob's New Years Eve Date 1/1 - Happy New Year 2012 1/2 - Magic 8 Ball Prediction For 2012 1/3 - My Friend Paco.. 1/4 - DOOMEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 1/5 - Nutcracker Coming To Town 1/6 - ROONT !
(Written 1/3/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
Now that Zeeke's obsession has led to ME now being the ONLY topic he rants about on his blog (an incredible EIGHT articles about me in barely a week), I thought it would be worthwhile to figure out WHY that has happened so suddenly.
It took me almost exactly THREE minutes to figure it out. His latest rant earlier today was speculation about the future of the Marylanders Over 35 room. He opined that "IT'S DOOMED." On a intuitive whim, I checked HIS room shortly thereafter, and the results are below.
Well, la-te-da, I think we have a winner!!! Zeeke is soooooooooooooooo utterly bored with HIS nearly-empty room (the Princess isn't really there at that hour) that he's filling his time with bashing me and the Over 35 room! << chuckle, chuckle >>
Let's start with "I'm so hot" Rose. You are by far the worst dresser of all the zombie women. Let's open your very disturbing wardrobe door.
I'm more than sure you were in a cheap, dumpy dive here, so the greasy hair look is fine for that along with the cheap Walmart tank (Hey, maybe she was trying to match Billy). Might try getting your hair died professionally so it doesn't leave scalp stains and make you look like you're in the throes of teenage vampirerism. This look went out in the 90s toots. No one wears khaki shorts like this, and certainly they shouldn't be worn by a knock-kneed type. No one should wear a shirt the same color as their facial tone, you give a ghostly glow here hon. And you have a little bit of a muffin top that can be seen here, definitely not figure flattering, and my stars lady, get a cuchina for that camel toe. Haven't seen these shirts since the 90s. All I want to know is what Senior Citizen you stole this from. That shirt is so elderly 90s.Middle-aged women shouldn't be trying to wear their daughter's clothes. And those split end, sheez. How about a little makeup so you don't like a meth-addicted 55-year-old? And how do we know Rose wears her daughter's clothing? Proof is in the pudding.Again, middle-aged women should accept their glory days are gone and thus humiliate themself less. Was this a calendar shot for some fisherman's club? They do make support bras in bathing suits for sag cupcake. And wait, I thought you had skinny thighs or is that excess labia?You don't have to announce you're a grandmother so boldy. Keyboard: Go to Victoria Secrets and get fitted for a proper bra. The senior wing at the state pen look. Bland, Bland, Bland. More Grandma attire along with a very obvious, and very bad, self-haircut. I'm sure if you offer to blow someone at the Hair Cuttery you can get a decent chop job. Yikes.More proof Rose doesn't have a clue how to dress or buy clothes that fit properly. Wearing her daughter's shirt and what looks like some homeless woman's pants.What Rose SHOULD wear:
Get some jodhpur pants and since I'm sure that's not affordable for you, corduroys will do. They do wonders by adding bulk to bodies with no asses, curves, and will make your legs look longer thus hiding those scary chicken ankles. Go for the higher rise ones since you're middle-aged with a muffin top and you don't have one womanly hip curve to your boyish figure. As for tops, stay away from white, you're already pale, as well as stripes and light colors. You want to stick with charcoals to offset your paleness, splatter patterns and studs (don't go overboard, you are nearly 50) in knot-fronts (this will help with the sag), cowl necks, drapey tunics, waist sashes, etc. If you insist on going retro, make sure it's fashion retro and that doesn't mean wearing a shirt that's 20 years old. Add a sweater jacket if it's cold out. Round it out with some 2-3 inch stilleto booties or some fashionable suede boots. Oh, and jewelry hon. You need some to offset that pale look. Hoop earrings would take a lot of weight off that paleness, as well as some necklaces to drawl away from it. Make sure the jewelry does the thing called matching though, since that doesn't seem to be one of your finer skills.
Hairstyle - you need a whole new look. I'd recommend you go with a flared shoulder length bob with a deep side part, as it will add more volume to your hair. Perhaps a body wave to get away from that greasy flat look. Consult with a hair specialist about your color, the carrot has you looking like the albino idiot of the year. Darker with a darker color with highlights in it might be better.
Makeup I'd highly recommend spending some time with a makeup artist. Paleness is hard enough in itself to mask, but you have very oily and pimply skin and that requires special makeups that I'm not familiar with because I simply don't have that issue!
Just think Rose - some color on that face, some fashionable clothes, and you might become less of an eyesore.
Jeezy Peezy, how many rolls do these butterballs have? Why do women let themself turn into such emotional and unhealthy train-wrecks?
Monika's New Year's Rez is I'm going to steal this blog from Rocco in 2012. He's already picking out my new Beamer since he can't stay off his yes *13* blogs. Since I'm physical fit and take very damn good good care of myself, I'm going to help out the less fortunate. There are people out there causing serious eyesores to others!
Let's promote health in 2012. Maybe some of these Zombie women would get fucking lives if they dropped some weight and learned how to dress, talk, look, talk to men, and act correct in public. I'm of course majorally OVER-qualified for this position, here's a picture Rocco took a little while ago while we were out shopping for a Sapphire ring to go with my outfit tonight. No fat on me baby (except my ass of course).
So what topic should we start off with in 2012 ladies?
Swami forgot a couple and I definitely wanted to make sure we had them checked with NY Rezesss.
Nanci how about humiliating yourself less in public in 2012 hon?
Patti you think you could separate yourself from at least one of your twelve rolls this year?
The rest of you Zombies PLEASE STAY on AOL and leave our roads safe from piss-ass drunks, whoops I was talking about Zombies so let me rephrase, "pissed pants and shit drawers drunks".
Happy New Year's to Igor and the Swami and our HUGE and awesome fan club out there from Monika the hottie and my blog obsessed hub (who vowels to only blog once a week in 2012 and by next week he'll be buying me a new Beamer when he loses this bet). Some girls have all the luck, others have none, and if you need living proof stare at the pictures!
(Written 12/29/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
A mysterious "someone" sent these to me, I swear! Not MY words at all! They were *supposedly* drafted at a recent "get piss drunk" meeting of Zeeke and the Zombies.
Zeeke 1. Reduce beer intake to 10 Buds a day. 2. Find a hovel to live in before Sis kicks me out of Mom's house. 3. Use some of those Zeeke Dollars to buy dental insurance. 4. Write a mushy, romantic poem to compete with The Swami. 5. Raise the average time to write a blog article to *4* minutes. 6. Tear up 33% more pussy.
Beth 1. Perfect my Royal Wave. 2. Avoid dumpsters. 3. Cook *1* meal a month. 4. Learn how to type "cocksuckingjewfagbitch" without gagging. 5. Rearrange the dust bunnies in the living room once a week.
Vomit 1. Suck Zeeke's ass 50% less. 2. Teach Zeeke's nephew how to sleep thru AA meetings with his eyes open. 3. Do a better job of hiding my ugly racism. 4. Take The Swami's suggestion about blowing up my "office" and starting over. 5. Finish reading "Blogs for Dummies" *and* "Little Jokes for Little Folks."
Eminence 1. Find a stalk-worthy replacement for Eyore.
PRETTTYONE 1. Test that whole Swami Love thing over and over and over...
Brunette/SMPinkrose/etc. 1. Continue to stay OUT of Zeeke's room of total losers!
Perky/Alan 1. Give up the ruse and get on with our lives!
Baktoogood 1. Substantially reduce that 15 Twinkies a day habit.
Trikin 1. Look for a different dating web site that actually guarantees privacy. 2. Try out dreadlocks!
How come neither of our bed-pan carriers are really in the medical field like they profess? https://dpronline.delaware.gov/mylicense%20weblookup/Search.
How nothing comes up under any of their names? Nor is there any licenses under Bradshaw, who the BBW claims to be married to but really isn't.
Truth is bloated Nancy just graduated about seven months ago from a medical assistant program. See her talking about it here. (Lots of good shots of the BBW in her medical scrubs on that page, btw, but we won't post them here)...
And what has happened to dear Lynnzy? Someone posted earlier she was in a battered woman's shelter. Her face does look quite broke up here.
Old McHerp had a farm, ouchie ouchie ow And on this farm he had a blister Ouchie Ouchie Ow With a Herp outbreak here, a herp outbreak there Everywhere Rose has been there's a herp outbreak Old McRose has a blister, ouchie, ouchie ow
Now that Mom's gone, Billy will have to finally "Move Out" at nearly 50. Where will he go? Check your choice and feel free to add more to this list. Here's my guesses.
A. He'll move back to the dumpy trailer in WV. B. He'll live in his dumpy pickup truck. C. He'll show up on Bonnie's doorstep.
The Ugly blog is folding. We will leave this blog open for the weekend and that's it Monika put her foot down this blog has to go.
To end all curiousity: We're going to reveal who we really are. Think few here would remember us anyways. I was Diego back in the day if you knew me, and my wife was LunaTuna if you remember her. Think Cindy remembers my wife and my wife didn't like her anyways.
Like the Swami, I've also wondered what has made loving mothers, by many accounts, associate with a man who has a record for domestic violence, a judiciary court mar for giving their own child a gun and who harassed the parents of a dead child.
Is it lack of attention, the inability to make friends, low self-esteem, or perhaps sociopathic behavior themself? I can understand Cindy and Rose associating with him, they both had parental issues themself and aren't known for decent character. But what has made Lois, a loving mother by many person's account, Beth, Barbara, etc associate with such trash? I certainly do not see them bringing home such a person and introducing them to their children. I'd love to hear your answer, and unlike my counterpart, Swami, I do not mind anonymous posts. Do they just assume since this is online they aren't guilty by association with such a person?
Swami's post reminded me I received a letter awhile back that I've been meaning to post regarding that matter. Below is a letter that I've been told Zeeke sent to the parent of a deceased child shortly after this death. I fully believe he did this since at the same time this letter arrived we were receiving similar blog posts with the exact same verbage and suggestions that my name is Paul.
This does go with the course of his behavior. He right now has a post up mocking the death of Natalie Wood, and we've seen endless threats of violence (we've received some here at Ugly)
(Written 11/22/11 by PrancerTheSwami for the Uglier MDers Blog. A tip of the hat to Xxyesmemike, who contributed to this article.)
The Swami can't be sure how many "Zeeke Dollars" Zeeke has amassed from his lucrative career as a junk dealer, or even WTF a Zeeke Dollar is. So, without any cost restraints, here are The Swami's best suggestions for his most adoring fan.
10. Buy 10 *more* muscle T-shirts in XXXL for those big social occasions.
9. Pay an attorney to get that disgusting entry for "Firearms-Access by Minor" expunged from Zeeke's extensive judiciary site record.
8. Two words: Personal Trainer.
7. Two more words: Hair Stylist. (Dump the hedge clippers!)
6. Upgrade from Olde Frothingslosh to Samuel Adams. (Just because Zeeke is getting "piss drunk" is NOT a good enough reason for actually drinking piss.)
5. Pay a couple of the Lesser Zombies to hold and monitor all of those extra chat rooms 24/7.
4. Get a dental implant for that gaping hole so Zeeke won't seem quite so "stoopit" when he criticizes OTHER people about their teeth.
3. Put a good criminal attorney on retainer, to handle the family's MANY problems.
2. Hire a publicist to promote his new book, "How to be a Successful AOL Bully."
And the Number 1 Suggestion for Spending the "Empire of Zeeke Dollars" is...
1. Buy a sleazy bar for those many nights Zeeke and the Zombies get "piss drunk" together!
(Written 11/16/11 by PrancerTheSwami for the Uglier MDers Blog)
<< I'm well on my way to building an EMPIRE of Zeeke dollars .. I'm not sure how Faggy will spin this on Ugly's blog but I might suggest posting that I'm nearly destitute or that I need the money for rehab. >> Zeeke, in his latest blog rant about The Swami
The Swami notes that those who aren't all that bright regularly open their mouth primarily to change their feet. Here, Zeeke did it THREE times in the space of just TWO sentences. The Swami guesses that's probably a Personal Best for Zeeke, but the Swami often underestimates those afflicted with "stoopity."
The major screw up there was, of course, admitting that he'll be closely monitoring this blog for The Swami's response. The Swami is naturally grateful for his many adoring fans, and hopes that his MANY responses will please Zeeke.
And he invented "Zeeke Dollars"? Lordy, I guess he didn't realize that The Swami would rank that right up there with Zeeke's prior admissions of getting "piss drunk" and "tearing up pussy" every weekend. The Swami can envision tossing Zeeke Dollars back at Zeeke MANY times.
Almost as priceless is Zeeke's suggestion that The Swami "post... that I'm nearly destitute or that I need the money for rehab." The Swami normally doesn't accept ideas for articles from semi-literate bigots. But then there's that whole "infinite number of monkeys using an infinite number of typewriters" concept. Here, Zeeke has essentially typed Shakespeare for The Swami! The Swami can see MANY articles detailing exactly what Zeeke can do with various sums of money. The Swami is such a nice guy for his buds!
The Swami is sure, however, that he will be much more creative than mundane suggestions like using those precious Zeeke Dollars for "rehab." Stay tuned!
(Written 11/4/11 by PrancerTheSwami for the Uglier MDers Blog)
The Swami is pleased to note the continuing obsession here with his upcoming marriage to the Lovely Pamela, as with:
<< Is there a date for the wedding of the century? Has the "lovely" Pamela... found a wedding dress? Where will the happy "couple" be honeymooning? >>
Although a firm date has not yet been set, The Swami is pleased to make the following announcements, after weeks of delicate negotiations with all parties.
1. Zeeke and Beth will be the Best Man and Maid of Honor, although The Swami isn't sure which will be which. He only knows they will surely make a cute couple.
2. The remaining Zombies will serve as Bridesmaids and Groomsmen, up to a maximum of three each with Zeeke (of course) deciding which ones will serve. Zeeke will also decide on which side of the aisle each will serve. Zeeke said that "Vomit looks fab in a Dusty Mauve mini-gown." So, Pamela immediately changed the color scheme. HA!
3. The Swami voted for Pamela to wear a low-cut white mini-gown with white thigh-highs, and white stripper heels. The Swami's vote, of course, does NOT count, so the Lovely Pamela will wear something... well... lovely.
4. The wedding will be held in Bethlehem, PA. That's not for any religious reason, but simply because The Swami's fraternity at Lehigh University specializes in getting "piss drunk." It also has a "mattress room" in the basement of its house. So, the male Zombies can immediately after the wedding start "tearing up pussy" in a comfy room with various female Zombies, any random co-eds who are sufficiently blitzed, and each other. The Swami is sooooooooo nice to his Zombie buds!
5. Because "everyone knows" that The Swami is "totally obsessed" with Beth, he gingerly approached Lovely Pamela about the possibility of a three-way (purely to please the pervs among his many adoring fans... and, well, because the videos would go for Major $$$). She said, "I wouldn't let that skankasaurus with obvious hygiene issues within 100 yards of us." Zing! But Pamela mischievously added that, "But Michelle Pfeiffer is pretty HOT." So The Swami will be emailing Michelle as soon as a firm wedding date is set.
6. To reserve copies of the videos NOW, send your email to itypeonehanded@aol.com. The special for-you-today-only pre-introductory prices are $99.99 for the one DVD of The Swami, Pamela, and Michelle, and just $9.95 for the entire boxed set of 14 videos of the Zombies.
(Written 11/12/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers Blog)
I recently received an email about "13 Things Your Flight Attendant Won't Tell You." It and my responses to the princesses are below. Enjoy...
<< 1. Want to start off on the wrong foot with me? Put your carry-on in a full overhead bin, leave it sticking out six inches, then take your seat at the window and wait for someone else (me!) to come along and solve the physics problem you just created. >>
Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me. I thought the new $100 check-in bag fee your MegaProfit Airlines just added would cover that. Is it okay now if I go back to my $10 drink and $8 snack while leaning my head on my $7 pillow and watching the $10 movie? >>
<< 2. You disarm an unruly passenger by introducing yourself, asking his name, and saying something like ‘I’ve been incredibly nice to you for three hours. Why are you treating me like this?’ Generally that gets the other passengers on your side—and sometimes they’ll even applaud. >>
They're applauding only because they've been wedged into YOUR itsy-bitsy seats for three hours. ANY motion help keeps their muscles from totally locking up.
<< 3. We don't have a boyfriend in every city. And our median age these days is 44. >>
Can I have my $12 "sleep package" now, or aren't you done whining yet?
<< 4. An all-too-common scenario? I hand you a cup of coffee and say, ‘Cream and sugar?’ You say, ‘What?’ I say, ‘Cream and sugar?’ You say, ‘What?’ Come on, people. What do you think we’re going to ask after we’ve handed you coffee? Your favorite color? >>
I'm still DEAF from that connecting flight from Pittsburg to Miami with a stopover in your "hub" in Los Angeles, so please write down anything you want me to "hear."
<< 5. If you’re traveling with a small child and you keep hearing bells, bells, and more bells, please look to see if it’s your child playing with the flight attendant call bell. >>
Oh good, I thought the ringing in my ears was from the connecting flight.
<< 6. The lavatory door is not rocket science. Just push. >>
Oh? But minorly rearranging luggage in an overhead bin IS rocket science?
<< 7. If you have a baby, bring diapers. If you’re diabetic, bring syringes. If you have high blood pressure, don’t forget your medication. That way, I’m not trying to make a diaper out of a sanitary pad and a pillowcase or asking over the intercom if someone has a spare inhaler. >>
In my mad rush to get here FOUR hours before takeoff so that your buddies could strip search me looking for deadly deodorant containers, I must've forgotten something.
<< 8. Just in case you hadn’t noticed, there are other people on the airplane besides you. So don’t clip your toenails, snore with wild abandon, or do any type of personal business under a blanket! >>
I'll *try* to coordinate my snoring with the SCREAMS of the FIVE babies on this flight whenever there's a slight change in cabin pressure, okay?
<< 9. If you’re traveling overseas, do yourself a favor and bring a pen... you need one to fill out the immigration forms. >>
A pen? You're whining like a 3-year-old girl over a frickin' PEN?!?!?! Why don't y'all just charge an extra $50 as a "Cheapass Pen" fee???
<< 10. Passengers are always coming up to me and tattling on each other. Can you tell him to put his seat up?’ ‘She won’t share the armrest.’ What am I, a preschool teacher? >>
Fine, *I* will deal with the 400 lb. Sumo wrestler sitting next to me who's jacked up on bennies and struggling to get out of his $59 "extra wide" seat so he can come after YOU because you STILL haven't brought him his *twelve* $9 "snackboxes." Please let me know YOUR full name so I can include it in the law suit I'm going to file when he picks ME up and throws ME across the center row seats into the next aisle.
<< 11. I hate working flights to destinations like Vail and West Palm Beach. The passengers all think they’re in first class even if they’re not. They don’t do what we ask. And the overhead bins are full of their mink coats. >>
I'll keep that in mind when I return to the shithole where *I* live with my wife, who wears a secondhand "good Republican cloth coat."
<< 12. Do you really have to go to the bathroom right now, while we’re wrestling a 250-pound food cart down the aisle? You can’t wait 90 seconds for us to pass? >>
No, I *can't* wait. I've had explosive diarrhea for 40 years. If you don't get out of my way right NOW, I'll turn around, pull my pants down, bend over, and BAWHOOOSH all over your stupid cart. Then YOU get to clean up the mess. Sooooo... YOU have 10 seconds to move your butt out of my way. Tick tock!
<< 13. Is it that difficult to say hello and goodbye?We say it 300 times on every flight, and only about 40 people respond. >>
I'm soooooo sorry, I was busy screaming in pain after the Idiot in front of me suddenly slammed his seat all the way back, into the knees on my 35" legs.
(Written 11/7/11 by PrancerTheSwami for the Uglier MDers Blog)
The Swami is NOT pleased to be mistaken for his maternal grandfather! His granddad was OLD when he died at age 66 with a full head of WHITE hair. The Swami is just 64 and YOUNG!
The Swami blames it ALL on the chickypoo at the Burger King today!
But The Swami was already fearful. For reasons The Swami has never understood, he looks grayer right after a haircut. Something about the longer hair on top not being as gray blahblahblah. And The Swami's hair has been slowly getting grayer since his mid-40s.
But until now, The Swami's hair has still looked "dark." NOT anymore! When The Swami looked in the mirror after the barber was finished, he was SHOCKED. Suddenly The Swami's hair looked "light." When The Swami got home and looked closer, he could find barely ANY dark hairs. WTF happened?
The Swami figures there's a "tipping point" with hair when it suddenly *appears* to go from dark to light with just a small percentage change.
When he whined to the Lovely Pamela, she somewhat soothed him by saying how much more "distinguished" he looked.
The Swami was thus somewhat recovered when he went to the Burger King today. But not for long!
There was the usual squawking back and forth over the stupid drive-in microphone and speaker. Then out of nowhere the chickypoo offered The Swami a special item from the "Senior Citizen's Menu." Say WHAT!!! The Swami was both outraged AND embarrassed!
But before The Swami cut loose and vented his spleen at the poor chickypoo, she mentioned that he would also get 10% off his entire order.
The Swami is all about the $$$, so he let it slide.
The other BAD news was that The Swami COULD HAVE been getting the 10% off for the last 4.5 years, but never thought to ask. Now The Swami is pissed at himself for being such a butthead.
I am at BWI right now seconds from my first flight home. My Aunt who I always considered my mother has passed away. This is a sad time for the Ugly going there for her pokhorony. Life will never be the same without Anika.
Some of us are fortunate enough to have parents. I was not. In Russia, people drink and drink hard. Many of my relatives died before 30 due to alcohol related causes.
My Aunt lived a ripe age cause she did not. She was a Staraya Deva. My Aunt was also gorgeous.
In Russia, women are pleasant to the eye. It is rare you see one who is not. Anika, even in her late 50s was still an eye catcher. She looked exactly like Katherine Jones married to Michael Douglas only with blonde hair. Russian women at 50 are way more beautiful than most 20 year old American women. I mean no offense but one just needs to take a trip to Russia to know what I mean.
More than that, Anika was a spirited one. Even in cold days, my parent figure drunk and a louse not taking care of her children (we often did not eat for days), Anika would come over 5 miles in sub temperatures with hot soup and refresher. She would take me to house and one day after my brother marred me terribly over the last cracker, and I never returned there. Last summer I took Frac to there and left him for one week due to unruly behavior and he has been a changed child since. Anika did not fail to take a spoon to your cheek or a broomstick to your side which she did to Frac. Frac now obeys.
I give Anika all credit for my success today. I would be a mere landsman if not for Anika, but she insisted on nightly readings and quizzes and fantasy writings. She ruled with an iron fist making me get up at crack dawn and recite mathematics and in the evenings I rarely had a free moment. Once I got out of primary school I was allowed no freedom. Anika was a teacher before she became blinded in one eye, and pushed me non-stop. She would not let me fail and I did not disappoint her. I thank Anika for all I am.
After I become successful, I tried for many years to get Anika to move to the states. She refused but I honored with quarterly trips home. I am saddened very much with her passing.
Please keep us Uglies in your thoughts and prayers as the Ugly family sojourns to the USSR to honour Anika.
Friday, November 4, 2011
Namaste
"The Swami Returns..."
(Written 11/4/11 by PrancerTheSwami for the Uglier MDers Blog)
The Swami bows to his many, patient, adoring fans...
The Swami is pleased to return after several months in an alternate time-space continuum attending a symposium on astrophysics and vacationing with the Lovely Pamela. A few notes about the symposium...
1. Although The Swami hasn't aged AT ALL, some of you have truly gone to hell in a hand basket during the intervening "time." The Swami now accepts that Stephen Hawking was right about that stuff.
2. There was one guy there with a monstrously fat ass who spent nearly the entire symposium stuffed into an extra-wide chair, getting "piss drunk," and yammering in *THREE* online chat rooms at the same time. He was, of course, shunned by everyone else. Hawking said the guy was there only because of a typo on one of the invitations.
3. The best astrophysics joke passed around was this:
"Wedon't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.
(Written 11/1/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
This is what happens when Zeeke gets sooooooooo obsessed that he orders the Zombies to desperately cling to EVERY room I've ever used.
So he winds up with just Wilson and FOUR Zombies spread out over THREE rooms. (Zeeke was in one of the rooms a bit earlier, but I didn't happen to catch them between when Zeeke left and Wilson arrived, or it would've been just the four Zombies.)
I should be very flattered that little ol' me can cause that kind of obsession. But given that they are now posting my personal information (AGAIN!) here, I remain concerned.
I do, however, sometimes wonder how far I could get them to go. If I keep dumping and starting rooms, how long will they keep this up? Four rooms? Five? Six?
Celebrate good times
This does go with the course of his behavior. He right now has a post up mocking the death of Natalie Wood, and we've seen endless threats of violence (we've received some here at Ugly)
