"To Whiny, Bitchy Stewardesses"

(Written 11/12/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers Blog)

I recently received an email about "13 Things Your Flight Attendant Won't Tell You."  It and my responses to the princesses are below.  Enjoy...

<< 1. Want to start off on the wrong foot with me? Put your carry-on in a full overhead bin, leave it sticking out six inches, then take your seat at the window and wait for someone else (me!) to come along and solve the physics problem you just created. >>

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me. I thought the new $100 check-in bag fee your MegaProfit Airlines just added would cover that. Is it okay now if I go back to my $10 drink and $8 snack while leaning my head on my $7 pillow and watching the $10 movie? >>

<< 2. You disarm an unruly passenger by introducing yourself, asking his name, and saying something like ‘I’ve been incredibly nice to you for three hours. Why are you treating me like this?’ Generally that gets the other passengers on your side—and sometimes they’ll even applaud. >>

They're applauding only because they've been wedged into YOUR itsy-bitsy seats for three hours. ANY motion help keeps their muscles from totally locking up.

<< 3. We don't have a boyfriend in every city. And our median age these days is 44. >>

Can I have my $12 "sleep package" now, or aren't you done whining yet?

<< 4. An all-too-common scenario? I hand you a cup of coffee and say, ‘Cream and sugar?’ You say, ‘What?’ I say, ‘Cream and sugar?’ You say, ‘What?’ Come on, people. What do you think we’re going to ask after we’ve handed you coffee? Your favorite color? >>

I'm still DEAF from that connecting flight from Pittsburg to Miami with a stopover in your "hub" in Los Angeles, so please write down anything you want me to "hear." 

<< 5. If you’re traveling with a small child and you keep hearing bells, bells, and more bells, please look to see if it’s your child playing with the flight attendant call bell. >>

Oh good, I thought the ringing in my ears was from the connecting flight. 

<< 6. The lavatory door is not rocket science. Just push. >>

Oh?  But minorly rearranging luggage in an overhead bin IS rocket science?

<< 7. If you have a baby, bring diapers. If you’re diabetic, bring syringes. If you have high blood pressure, don’t forget your medication. That way, I’m not trying to make a diaper out of a sanitary pad and a pillowcase or asking over the intercom if someone has a spare inhaler. >>

In my mad rush to get here FOUR hours before takeoff so that your buddies could strip search me looking for deadly deodorant containers, I must've forgotten something.  

<< 8. Just in case you hadn’t noticed, there are other people on the airplane besides you. So don’t clip your toenails, snore with wild abandon, or do any type of personal business under a blanket! >>

I'll *try* to coordinate my snoring with the SCREAMS of the FIVE babies on this flight whenever there's a slight change in cabin pressure, okay?

<< 9. If you’re traveling overseas, do yourself a favor and bring a pen... you need one to fill out the immigration forms. >>

A pen? You're whining like a 3-year-old girl over a frickin' PEN?!?!?! Why don't y'all just charge an extra $50 as a "Cheapass Pen" fee???

<< 10. Passengers are always coming up to me and tattling on each other. Can you tell him to put his seat up?’ ‘She won’t share the armrest.’ What am I, a preschool teacher? >>

Fine, *I* will deal with the 400 lb. Sumo wrestler sitting next to me who's jacked up on bennies and struggling to get out of his $59 "extra wide" seat so he can come after YOU because you STILL haven't brought him his *twelve* $9 "snackboxes." Please let me know YOUR full name so I can include it in the law suit I'm going to file when he picks ME up and throws ME across the center row seats into the next aisle.

<< 11. I hate working flights to destinations like Vail and West Palm Beach. The passengers all think they’re in first class even if they’re not. They don’t do what we ask. And the overhead bins are full of their mink coats. >>

I'll keep that in mind when I return to the shithole where *I* live with my wife, who wears a secondhand "good Republican cloth coat."

<< 12. Do you really have to go to the bathroom right now, while we’re wrestling a 250-pound food cart down the aisle? You can’t wait 90 seconds for us to pass? >>

No, I *can't* wait. I've had explosive diarrhea for 40 years.  If you don't get out of my way right NOW, I'll turn around, pull my pants down, bend over, and BAWHOOOSH all over your stupid cart. Then YOU get to clean up the mess. Sooooo... YOU have 10 seconds to move your butt out of my way. Tick tock!

<< 13. Is it that difficult to say hello and goodbye? We say it 300 times on every flight, and only about 40 people respond. >> 

I'm soooooo sorry, I was busy screaming in pain after the Idiot in front of me suddenly slammed his seat all the way back, into the knees on my 35" legs.

The Swami is Now Officially his Grandfather!"

(Written 11/7/11 by PrancerTheSwami for the Uglier MDers Blog)

The Swami is NOT pleased to be mistaken for his maternal grandfather!  His granddad was OLD when he died at age 66 with a full head of WHITE hair.  The Swami is just 64 and YOUNG!

The Swami blames it ALL on the chickypoo at the Burger King today!

But The Swami was already fearful.  For reasons The Swami has never understood, he looks grayer right after a haircut.  Something about the longer hair on top not being as gray blahblahblah.  And The Swami's hair has been slowly getting grayer since his mid-40s.

But until now, The Swami's hair has still looked "dark."  NOT anymore!  When The Swami looked in the mirror after the barber was finished, he was SHOCKED.  Suddenly The Swami's hair looked "light."  When The Swami got home and looked closer, he could find barely ANY dark hairs.  WTF happened?

The Swami figures there's a "tipping point" with hair when it suddenly *appears* to go from dark to light with just a small percentage change. 

When he whined to the Lovely Pamela, she somewhat soothed him by saying how much more "distinguished" he looked.

The Swami was thus somewhat recovered when he went to the Burger King today.  But not for long!

There was the usual squawking back and forth over the stupid drive-in microphone and speaker.  Then out of nowhere the chickypoo offered The Swami a special item from the "Senior Citizen's Menu."  Say WHAT!!!  The Swami was both outraged AND embarrassed!

But before The Swami cut loose and vented his spleen at the poor chickypoo, she mentioned that he would also get 10% off his entire order.

The Swami is all about the $$$, so he let it slide.

The other BAD news was that The Swami COULD HAVE been getting the 10% off for the last 4.5 years, but never thought to ask.  Now The Swami is pissed at himself for being such a butthead. 

Ugly to be gone for awhile

I am at BWI right now seconds from my first flight home. My Aunt who I always considered my mother has passed away.  This is a sad time for the Ugly going there for her pokhorony. Life will never be the same without Anika.

Some of us are fortunate enough to have parents. I was not. In Russia, people drink and drink hard. Many of my relatives died before 30 due to alcohol related causes.

My Aunt lived a ripe age cause she did not. She was a Staraya Deva. My Aunt was also gorgeous.

In Russia, women are pleasant to the eye. It is rare you see one who is not. Anika, even in her late 50s was still an eye catcher. She looked exactly like Katherine Jones married to Michael Douglas only with blonde hair. Russian women at 50 are way more beautiful than most 20 year old American women. I mean no offense but one just needs to take a trip to Russia to know what I mean.

More than that, Anika was a spirited one. Even in cold days, my parent figure drunk and a louse not taking care of her children (we often did not eat for days), Anika would come over 5 miles in sub temperatures with hot soup and refresher. She would take me to house and one day after my brother marred me terribly over the last cracker, and I never returned there. Last summer I took Frac to there and left him for one week due to unruly behavior and he has been a changed child since. Anika did not fail to take a spoon to your cheek or a broomstick to your side which she did to Frac. Frac now obeys.

I give Anika all credit for my success today. I would be a mere landsman if not for Anika, but she insisted on nightly readings and quizzes and fantasy writings. She ruled with an iron fist making me get up at crack dawn and recite mathematics and in the evenings I rarely had a free moment. Once I got out of primary school I was allowed no freedom. Anika was a teacher before she became blinded in one eye, and pushed me non-stop. She would not let me fail and I did not disappoint her. I thank Anika for all I am.

After I become successful, I tried for many years to get Anika to move to the states. She refused but I honored with quarterly trips home. I am saddened very much with her passing.

Please keep us Uglies in your thoughts and prayers as the Ugly family sojourns to the USSR to honour Anika.



Namaste

"The Swami Returns..."

(Written 11/4/11 by PrancerTheSwami for the Uglier MDers Blog)

The Swami bows to his many, patient, adoring fans...

The Swami is pleased to return after several months in an alternate time-space continuum attending a symposium on astrophysics and vacationing with the Lovely Pamela.  A few notes about the symposium...

1. Although The Swami hasn't aged AT ALL, some of you have truly gone to hell in a hand basket during the intervening "time."  The Swami now accepts that Stephen Hawking was right about that stuff.

2. There was one guy there with a monstrously fat ass who spent nearly the entire symposium stuffed into an extra-wide chair, getting "piss drunk," and yammering in *THREE* online chat rooms at the same time.  He was, of course, shunned by everyone else.  Hawking said the guy was there only because of a typo on one of the invitations. 

3. The best astrophysics joke passed around was this:

"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.

A neutrino walks into a bar.

The Swami loves a good speed-of-light joke!



"Rearranging Deck Chairs on the Titanic"

(Written 11/1/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

This is what happens when Zeeke gets sooooooooo obsessed that he orders the Zombies to desperately cling to EVERY room I've ever used.

So he winds up with just Wilson and FOUR Zombies spread out over THREE rooms.  (Zeeke was in one of the rooms a bit earlier, but I didn't happen to catch them between when Zeeke left and Wilson arrived, or it would've been just the four Zombies.)

I should be very flattered that little ol' me can cause that kind of obsession.  But given that they are now posting my personal information (AGAIN!) here, I remain concerned.

I do, however, sometimes wonder how far I could get them to go.  If I keep dumping and starting rooms, how long will they keep this up?  Four rooms?  Five?  Six? 

"Zeeke's 'Wildly Popular' Room (chuckle, chuckle)"

Written 10/31/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

"To Patti, With Sincerity (But No Cussing)"

(Written 10/30/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers Blog)

<< Shut the fuck up. You are nothing but a shit starter... Cut you garbage out and grow the fuck up. >> Patti, and "sincerely," too
Wow, look at Patti cussing up a storm and acting all self-righteous.

The cold, hard reality, dear, is that I haven't been in your room since it was created FIVE months ago, yet it is STILL deteriorating rapidly. That's NOT because of anything I write here; after all, nearly every one of you has loudly proclaimed that, "I never read the blogs!" It is, simply, because so many people have hated the way y'all behave in your room and so have left it in droves. Y'all have continued to bolt nice people you don't happen to like (e.g., Eyore and Jazzy), verbally assault anyone new who enters, and otherwise continue to do the same old nasty things.

Although I blame Zeeke and the other bullies for most of the damage to the overall group in the last couple of years, surely YOU and the others in there who USED to be nice have to also accept a fair amount of the blame. After all, y'all stood idly by while your buddies Zeeke, Vomit, Ollie, Eminence, etc., ruthlessly assaulted people, Zeeke regularly bolted 50+ people for giggles, and much else.

And eventually many of you formerly-nice people actually joined in with the ugliness in the room. For example, last I saw, Beth was being almost as nasty as Zeeke, and always nice Brunette was assaulting ME.

Basically, y'all gave Zeeke critical credibility and support, neither of which someone with his disgusting judiciary record and awful history in the room deserved. Had y'all NOT done so, Zeeke, Vomit, Ollie, Eminence, etc., would've just faded away like all the other verbal bullies who preceded him, or continued to be marginalized.

So, when your room does finally die, Patti, if you want to know why, just look into a mirror.

And yes, of course, my room is also in its death throes. I believe both rooms are now doomed because they are well below critical mass.

"Free Poor, Poor Perky!"

(Written 10/28/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)



I have no idea what poor, poor Perky did to incur Zeeke's wrath and get sentenced to solitary confinement (with just random bots for company) in a room I dumped several days ago.

Perhaps she told him the (gasp) *truth* about something? Or asked him about all the crimes in his family? Hard to say, really...

Perky may now be just another Zombie Drama Queen, but she was once very nice and interesting. So, I think three days of confinement is ENOUGH, and Zeeke should set her FREE!!!
I've never understood Zeeke's obsession with rooms his "enemies" have left behind. It seems to resemble paps looking in Lindsay Lohan's trash cans for used tampons or something else newsworthy. Strange...

FREE PERKY!!!

"The Zeeke Family Crime Spree"

(Written 10/24/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders blog)

Zeeke and several of his family members have been endangering the lives and property of Maryland people for many years. It's a remarkable gene pool, it seems.

A List of the Crimes

Following is a list of the ones (excluding minor traffic violations) that I could readily find, for which he/she pled, or was found, guilty:

1. Burglary, 2nd degree (a felony; of *5* businesses; bail of $50,000... YES, $50K), which led to a *15*-year jail sentence, 5 years of probation, and much else.
2. Three... count them... THREE DUI's. (Two went to probation before judgment, and the other cost two nights in jail.)
3. Credit card theft (sentenced to time served of 45 days).
4. "Negligently driving a vehicle in a careless and imprudent manner endangering property, life, and person."
5. Recipient of a temporary protective order for "domestic violence."
6. Possession of marijuana. (probation before judgment)
7. "Minor in possession of alcohol."

Two other cases were placed on the Stet docket:
1. Firearms-Access by Minor.
2. Possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

Charges that were dropped by the State

Sometimes a good indication of the nature and extent of a crime is by the charges the State dropped in exchange for a guilty plea. Here, those included:

1. Theft, over $500
2. Theft, under $500
3. Malicious destruction of property, under $500
4. "Unlawful taking of a motor vehicle"
5. 4th degree burglary/tools (i.e., he was a pro)
6. Negligent driving
7. Three other possession of marijuana/paraphernalia charges

Bench Warrants and Hearings for Violation of Probation

Two indicators of either gross stupidity or just not giving a shit are bench warrants and hearings for violation of probation. Here, there were three or four of each. Thumbing your nose at the judge or the system in NEVER a good idea. That may also explain the three separate tickets for not even bothering to carry a license or registration with them. Lordy... that's dumb.

The Costs to the Zeeke Family

How much has all of this cost Zeeke and his family, dollar-wise? I have no idea how much they've paid out in attorney's fees, although I'm sure they've been very substantial. But the fines and court costs have run almost $3,000 with about $1,200 of it suspended. Then there's the $9,000+ restitution ordered for the burglaries. Add in doctor, etc., fees for court-ordered counseling. And lastly, whatever the costs were to Zeeke's mom for handling that $50,000 bail.

Jail Time and Probation

How much jail time has been involved? Hard to say... a few days here and there for the DUIs, 45 days for the credit card theft, and supposedly at least 18 months for the burglary.

There was hard probation time of FIVE years for the burglary. And the three cases put on probation before judgment were probably for the normal one year. The conditions for those are unknown.

A Potential Catastrophe Avoided

Although the burglary conviction was clearly the most serious one, the most dangerous incident was potentially one of the DUI's. Picture this: a young woman is drunk, at night, blasting along I-70 and Rt. 32 near Columbia at... hold your breath... 111 mph. Yes... read that again... ONE HUNDRED and ELEVEN mph. Holy shit, Batman!

A Lindsay Lohan Type Quote

The best quote I saw was by the burglar guy, from his MySpace blog. He was facing a revocation of probation hearing that could lead to a LONG time in the slammer. Why? Because he hadn't completed his Anger Management Classes in a timely manner. How did he react? Well, OF COURSE, he got ANGRY and ranted about how it's everyone ELSE's fault. "(My probation officer) could have told me hey you need to fix this."

He had only taken 14 of the necessary 22 classes. I think the real problem was he had skipped a LOT of math classes (following Uncle Billy's lead), and simply couldn't count higher than 14. << chuckle, chuckle >>

A Few Observations

1. What's it like asking your grandmother to arrange a $50,000 bail bond?
2. Let's have a Fill in the Blank Contest: "The family that gets piss drunk together then drives at 111 mph _________."
3. What DO they put in their water glasses at the family dinners?
4. WTF is with half of them getting caught without their driver's license and/or registration cards??? Seriously, folks... you just put your car keys on top of your wallet and...
5. Probation before judgment and a small fine for flying drunk at *111* mph?!?!?! That's IT???
6. People STILL smoke weed??? That's sooooooooo 1970's.
7. What kind of car does Zeeke's brother drive? I want to totally avoid being around him and it on the mean streets of Hagerspatch.

Our Condolences

The Ugly's would like to extend our sympathy for the recent passing of Zeek's mother. Death is never an easy thing, especially maternal/paternal deaths.

Sincerely, Rocco and Monie.

Ugly in Paradise

We apologize to our many fans for closing the blog down without notice. As you can see, we are in Paradise. Monica wanted a week with no interruptions.

"A New Milestone in Obsession"

(Written 10/4/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

I'm always proud as a peacock when people obsess over little ol' ME. So I just had to announce that Bonnie and Pam have soared well past all prior levels of obsession over me with their... ta da... *30th* rant about me on Bonnie's blog. Well, that's as I write this. By the time Ugly posts this, I'm sure they'll be up to at least 35.

And that only goes back to September 20th, so they're clocking along at TWO per day!

A few observations:

1. Sources within Zombie World tell me that Zeeke is deeply miffed because Pam and Bonnie have virtually stopped obsessing over about him, noting that barely 10% of their rants lately have featured HIM.

2. Their fav topic is how obsessed *I* am with *them*. << cough, cough >> FYI, this is just my fourth article about them. So I could write *25* more articles about them and *still* not be caught up.

3. Whenever I read one of Bonnie's novellas about me, I'm reminded of what columnist George Will once said about George Bush, Sr.: "Tracing a Bush thought back from its manifestation in speech to its origin in his thinking is like seeking the source of the Blue Nile... Bush skitters like a waterbug on the surface of things, strewing fragments of thoughts..."

4. Pam's rants could serve as a poster child for the genesis of that old saying from James Schlesinger, "Everyone is entitled to his own views. No one is entitled to his own facts." She just makes up "facts" on the fly, and then ignores citations to authoritative sources. Strangely, she thinks that then changing her characterization of a "fact" to "just her opinion" somehow makes it more valid. It doesn't.

5. While Bonnie's rants generally at least have *some* structure to them, Pam's rarely do. They mostly remind me of my brother's incoherent ramblings after his 12th beer.

6. Oh... and, of course, each of them has sworn multiple times that they will never EVER rant about me AGAIN. I just consider those to be fair warning that their inevitable next rant will be, as the Greaseman used to say, a "massive gassive."

"Help Me, I've Been Fishnapped!"

Written 9/30/11 by ChristopherK2 on behalf of Fred the Bass)


I desperately need your help! Pam has fishnapped me and is holding me in sexual bondage at this farm somewhere in Virginia. She makes me do disgusting things to her a couple of times a day. She says that unless I cooperate she'll panfry me in butter.

Pam paid the guy in the pic $5 to pose with me, and he's my only hope of survival. Pam has been making up SNs and sending out this pic to AOL women hoping to get information about some guy she hates (K2 or something... I dunno).

If you know who the guy in the pic really is, please notify Ugly (the owner of this blog). He has agreed to secretly pass the information to the Fish Abuse Society of Virginia without identifying you. The FASofVA will then contact the guy, and hopefully be able to find me and release me back into the pretty stream from which Pam snatched me.

P.S. If you know the name of a good shrink who can help me recover from the vile, despicable things Pam did, I'd appreciate a referral.

Thanks in advance!

Fred the Bass

"No Wonder Everyone (except Bonnie) Hates Pam"

(Written 9/29/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers Blog)

After her thoroughly disgusting actions towards her former Fuck Buddy Wannabe Colmac in the chat room that one night, a normal, decent adult would've profusely apologized, explained, promised to never do it again, and asked for forgiveness from the many who were deeply offended. That would've ended the drama, and we all could've moved on to more pleasant chats.

But not Pam! After I bolted her, she immediately took to blogging me, mainly making up easily-refutable "facts," and ranting about noonecareswhat. She also enlisted Bonnie for unquestioning support.

Sad to say, though, Pam has also since expanded her looniness to other activities:

1. She's made up Sham SNs in order to sneak back into the room, for reasons I still don't understand. (Logging? Gathering intel? Don't know, don't care, doesn't matter.)

2. She actually telephoned Colmac about a chat log that was posted here. (STALKER ALERT!!!)

2. In a desperate quest to be allowed back into the room (not gonna happen), Pam has also harassed several other roomies who weren't even aware of her ugly attacks on Colmac. They are now! LOL

3. Pam has also repeatedly attacked AF205CNE by IM under her Svapam SN, and tried to pry information out of AF under her Sham SNs. AF's major "sin" in Pam's view apparently is being a personal friend of Colmac, and defending him in the room. A recent near-midnight IM to AF shows the pathetic depths to which Pam has sunk:

Svapam [11:45 P.M.]: hey asshole
Svapam [11:46 P.M.]: got anything you want to say about me
Svapam [11:46 P.M.]: now run along to wimpy chrissy and tell him i called you an asshole
Svapam [11:53 P.M.]: and tell you wimpy chrissy that he should put all his spare time to better use then blogging about me
Svapam [11:53 P.M.]: like maybe fucking you

Yeah, I'm going to let her back into the room. << cough, cough >>

Pam--Just give up and find another room to hassle. In just a few weeks, you can have yet another large group of people who hate you!

"It's My 15th (Chat Room) Anniversay!"

(Written 9/27/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders blog)

Although I can't be certain of the exact date, it was this time of the year in 1996 that I first entered the Marylanders (its name back then) chat room. So, I'm counting today as my official 15th anniversary with this chat room group. Yeah me!!!

I had joined AOL in the summer of 1996 mainly to read various magazines and newspapers online. A few months later I read about the chat rooms and thought they sounded interesting. I was living alone in Scottsdale, AZ, far from my Maryland home. So I thought it might be interesting to try chatting with folks from my old stomping grounds.

That small decision has led to 15 years of ups and downs, but mostly some great memories and outcomes. A few of them follow...

Great Women: Not only did I meet my wonderful fiancée thru AOL, but a lot of others who were "just friends." Ladyhawg (Nancy), for example, was not just gorgeous, but also intelligent, educated, tall, funny, and she lived life large. There were many others, like Lady Exec, ZimaGal, VickiSue, and (pre-Zombie) HamOnWry. Some I've remained in touch with, much to my delight.

Social Functions: These were very popular back then for several years. The second one I attended, for example, was a semi-formal Valentine's Day dinner dance with about 200 people. I went to many of the nightclub events, but that wasn't really my thing. I mostly enjoyed the family picnic atmosphere at Clark's Restaurant... good food, sports, swimming, music, etc.

I Rediscovered Photography: That interest had been dormant since my marriage ended eight years earlier. But self-pics were rare on AOL at the time. So I bought a flatbed scanner after I returned to Maryland, and began taking pics at social functions. I photographed hundreds of AOLers, and my interest in photography in general took off.

I Rediscovered my Interest in Creative Writing: I hadn't written anything creative for many years. But in the early years of AOL, message boards were quite popular. So, I joined several and began again to write poetry, fiction, editorials, and much else. And I obviously still do a lot of writing.

The Chat Rooms: They've always reflected the overall group, so they've gone from several large rooms to two small ones, from nice adult chat to predominantly ugliness, and from crowded and dynamic to near-empty and often moribund. I don't hold out much hope for the future of our chat rooms; they are both below critical mass at this point and I see no hope of the factions combining. I see them fading away, sooner rather than later.

But no matter what happens in the near future, I'll still have left from my AOL experiences a few friends, and all those wonderful memories... oh... and a LOT of pics!

Swami

Where is Swami? I want a prediction which Zombie(s) will be brave enough to post under their real name. Until then folks!

I'm Speechless

"I Just Set a Blogging Record!!!"

(Written 9/13/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders blog)

I'm feeling all proud and shit of myself this morning for setting what I'm sure is some kind of all-time Marylanders blog record. I've now "been blogged" on four, yes, count them... FOUR different blogs.

In addition to the expected trashings on here, and on Zeeke's and Vomit's blogs, I was just blogged on Bonnie's!

In my upcoming acceptance speech at the First Annual Marylanders Blog Awards, I will detail my many wonderful personal traits that led to this, and thank all of the many "little people" who were instrumental in my remarkable achievement. Without giving away too much, let's just say that I'm "universally loved" and some of the "little people" are, well, not so little.

The nature of the award hasn't yet been announced, but I'm hoping for Major $$$. Well, at least a huge trophy. Hmmm... a ribbon? A stinkin' ribbon??? C'mon, you give ribbons to your frickin' cat for pooping in the litter box!

Anywho, it doesn't much matter because my Big Book Deal with a Major Publishing Company is contingent only on me being the *sole* winner of the award. And I already have that locked up UNLESS a couple of NEW blogs are started before the deadline and some now Second Place Slacker gets slammed and I don't. And that's not likely given that EVERY blogger now wants to take shots at me. I'm sooooooooooooo loved.

Whose blog is this?

Please make sure you take the time to do our poll. Or just put your accusations here.

"How the Mighty Have Fallen..."

(Written 9/10/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders blog)

The once semi-proud Love Fest room has been slowly but surely reducing itself to its essential trash. And that process has been recently accelerating. Its days of Zeeke's loud proclamations of it being "one of the most popular chatrooms on AOL" are but a distant memory, now replaced by not-all-that much.

Early Friday morning, AOL pulled another of its "dump non-essential SNs" tricks. Although *I* was offended to be included, it did reduce both rooms to just two SNs. As you can see by this print screen, none of their other regular 24/7 Campers had returned by even 7:00 a.m. (At that point, my room was its usual rocking self, with seven nice people engaging in pleasant chat.)

It would take several more hours for Love Fest to recover somewhat. As you can see below, by 11 a.m, it was up to 10 SNs. Oddly, Zeeke wasn't there nor was Beth. Beth had been MIA for several days. That's not exactly a chatty group, but that's been generally true of Love Fest all along. The early morning group had left my room by then, and so it was back to its usual five SNs not saying much.

Alas for Zeeke, 10 SNs was about as good as it would get that day. It would peak at 11 at about 4 p.m. and again at 9 p.m. More typical, though, was this group at 5 p.m.
Merely *seven* SNs in a room that used to brag about MANY MORE than that... And nearly all of them are 24/7 Campers, so we can safely assume almost nothing was being said. My room had six SNs at that point, and not much chat was occuring.

The last snapshot I'll show you is below, from almost 8 p.m. It again almost reached its peak of 11 SNs, but would quickly start losing them after 9 p.m. as people headed off to bed. My room was having one of its usual mid-evening mini-surges, with eight SNs chatting away.
For the day, Love Fest averaged just a shocking 7.6 SNs... amazing. My room averaged 5.6, but *I* have never said it was "one of the most popular chatrooms on AOL." <> My simple goal has always been for my room to be a safe place for nice people to have pleasant chats with each other.

A few quick thoughts...

1. It kinda puts the kibosh on Zeeke's claim of having the "overwhelming majority of Maryland chatters."

2. When Ham's not around, Love Fest quickly begins evaporating. Apparently many of the Love Fest regulars agree with me... she's about the only interesting person still in there.

3. When Zeeke's not around, well, things aren't much affected for better or for worse.

"Apparently It CAN Get Worse..."

(Written 8/31/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)

I was totally wrong (for a change). Zeeke has managed to outdo himself. I hereby give him the "Totally Obsessed With AOL Drama" Award...

"You couldn't be a whore"

Quite the tell tale second sentence.

Just shoot me if

"Just Shoot Me If..."
(Written 8/29/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)

Just shoot me if I ever get THIS addicted to AOL:

"Early Spring is Gone, But Hooray for What Came Next"

(Written 8-19-11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)

I wrote earlier about the difficulties of finding flowering plants for early spring, and ballyhooed bulbs for that. Today I'll discuss some of the glorious plants of late spring and early summer, which is most everyone's favorite gardening season.

Annuals

Annuals are one of our favorite plants, judging by the numbers sold at the nurseries I frequent. Their flowers generally last until fall, and come in a huge variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.

I continue a tradition Mom and I did for 20+ years by buying and planting a whole lot (81 this year) of annuals on Mother's Day. But you can buy them any time after May 1st or so. I buy a dozen types, and a few of them are highlighted below. But all kinds are easy to plant and grow quickly IF you water and feed them regularly. Just match them with your levels of sunlight and buy what you like!

The Flossflower below develops into a 12" ball of gorgeous, small, blue, aster-like puffy flowers. Here you see it sited in one of my main uses of annuals, to fill in around a shrub that still has a few years to grow.


Next is a colorful Sun Coleus. Coleuses are normally a shade plant, but this one has been bred to tolerate a lot of sun. It's a bit finicky (thirsty), but its amazing foliage more than compensates. Here, I have it partially-hidden behind a bird bath. It'll grow almost 2' tall, and a foot wide.


The Marigold is a garden staple, mainly because it's very hearty and grows REALLY fast. Mine guickly outgrew their projected 18" by 18" size, and thus merged into pretty globs of yellow, orange, and red. I have about 15 of them surrounding what will beco

me a large Kerria shrub.


Perennials

There's a large selection of delightful perennials that start flowering in early June and keep on blooming to about Labor Day. They're a bit trickier to plant than most types, but the instructions that come with them are usually fine IF followed exactly. I add manure and compost to most, and then water them religiously for a full year. Most will peak in their third year, and can then be divided and passed around to your friends or planted elsewhere.

I love my Blanket Flowers! The one below is smaller than most at 18" by 18". Given its wonderful "warm" colors, compact size, and long flowering season, it's ideal for the front of beds, along sidewalks, and anywhere people can kneel down and admire it. The one below is an 'Arizona Sun' cultivar and is nestled in front of a large, dark purple Barberry shrub along the front of my parking lot.


Many gardeners have several of the Coreopsis (a 'Moonbeam' below) to provide a bright yellow accent. The flowers are rather small and boring up close, though. They're generally about 18" high and 24" wide. I've sandwiched one here near beside my shed between two deep blue Plumbagos and in front of a large, plain green shrub. I like contrast! LOL


The Kalimeris ('Blue Star') below is what I call a "spot" plant. You can stick it anywhere you have a small opening because it only gets about 12-15" high and wide. Here it's plopped between two tall, thin grasses. You could also plant a bunch of them together in groups, rows, or other arrangements. It's a cousin to the much bigger Aster, with pretty baby blue flowers with bright yellow centers.


Lastly, the Black-eyed Susan, the State Flower of Maryland. So, every garden MUST have a few BY LAW. LOL They look best planted in large groups. Here, I have four of them in a curved row surrounding what will eventually be a large Osmanthus ('Goshiki') shrub. Be careful because they often DO get larger than advertised. These, in only their second year, are already about 2 1/2' wide and almost 3 1/2' tall.

The ghost in my house

My wife is demanding a new house. You'd think a 5,000 plus square foot house with a four car garage, in-house pool, tennis courts, and so on with a 50 acre spread would please a woman. Especially given she doesn't have to lift a finger in the house. We have two live-in maids.

A few months ago Fric started telling me "Roger" was coming to see him at night. We wasted no time at all taking him to Dr. Whacky. Who jotted out a cocktail of meds for my son and sent us on our merry way. We poured into books on schizophrenia and called up relative after relative asking if that weird Aunt or eccentric Uncle ever talked about Rogers. We joined the National Association of Mental Illness local goon squad and attended a couple seminars at S'Pratt.

It was tough accepting my son may be a whack job more than our good friend Cindy. Very tough. For at least two weeks I walked inner city streets and tried to understand all this. I spent many days talking to odd individuals who were having duologues; one where they may hear me address them but meanshile too busy having othrer conversations, even if no one else was present.

We took him to Kennedy Kreiger who did a full work up on him, including a brain scan. They pronounced him sane and said he had an overactive imagination. So, we took him home and no longer allowed an extra chair for Roger at the dinner table.

A few months later, Monica calls me up at work to tell me Frac had told a teacher that Roger came to school with him. The teacher, assuming there was a lost child, called Monica. A full school search began for this missing child, with Frac constantly pointing at blank targets and saying, "he's right there." My son was Baker Acted that night.

Desperate for answers now, Monica went to Fric and allowed him to talk about Roger. Who was a child of a local Millworker killed at 11 by log falling on him. Monica, clearly spooked now, went to the local library and asked a librarian for assistance looking up a child's death in 1933. Sure enough, there was a death on record of a Roger Rhodes, killed by a heavy branch fallen on him.

Within days, my dear wife was communicating with Roger as well. I began coming home every night and hearing three formerly sane people having full length conversations with this "Roger." I called in Ghostbusters. I called in a psychic. I had a full square psychiatric intervention on my wife. Finally, a pedophilic Catholic priest came. Little did Monica know he took money under the table.

Within days I had my wife and children back, only now we're living a hotel until we find another dig. No real estate agent around will touch our house, so this will be costly. William Blatty would be proud of the tale this priest weaved. How Roger is really "Legion" and he was beginning a friendship with one way to hell.

Boo.

A new blog for nice Marylanders

Yes, the rumors you've heard ARE true. I've started a new blog!

It's Nice Marylanders Over 35. And as its description says, it's "A Blog for the Nice Folks in AOL's Marylanders Over 35 Chat Room."

So, it'll be ugliness and drama free! Which means, among other things, that there will be no Anonymous comments allowed.

Another key feature is that each of you will be an "author" and thus free to post your own articles! Bonnie has already posted an article on the blog with details of how to do so.

I also hope that it'll be a lot more than just long articles by me. (Although I do encourage any and all articles by anyone.) I'd like it to be more like the old message boards: a place for posting announcements (births, marriages, graduations, awards, etc.); asking for help (from our many experts in law, medicine, cooking, mechanical stuff, etc.); exchanging recipes and such; jokes; stories; and the other stuff of normal living.

For now I've set it up so anyone can read it, but my approval of comments is required (mainly to keep out the Idiots). I'll probably eventually close it off to the public. So, Blogger will soon be sending you an email asking you to register with the blog. It requires prior registration with Google or Blogger. Both are a minor hassle... sorry about that. Note that AOL often dumps email from Blogger into your spam folder.

I "white list" for email and each of you has been added to my mail controls. If you change your email address or want to add one, just let me know. Ditto for anyone you wish to refer to the blog. My IMs remain open to anyone (except a few dunderheads).

I hope you both enjoy reading and participating in the new blog...

Christopher

"Zeeke's Triumphant Return!"

(Written 8/3/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders blog)

Well, not so much...

When Zeeke first noticed that AOL had closed all the chat rooms Tuesday morning, he cursed a bit that his ISP had booted him while he was out for a few hours getting "piss drunk" and "tearing up pussy." But, according to my sources deep within Zombie World, much worse was coming...

He quickly found out that Bonnie had beaten Pantry to the Over 35 room bolt by a few seconds. But far worse, Bonnie had later turned the bolt back over to ME.

Facing another couple of months without the bolt he desperately craves, Zeeke began screaming, "The Hepwhore stole MY bolt and gave MY bolt to Gurlyfag!!!"

His mother, alas, was in the other room and tried to calm Zeeke down. But by then he was on the floor pounding his fists, screaming, turning unpleasant shades of red and blue, and gasping for air. His mom got so concerned she called 911.

Because I'm not the type to reveal confidential medical information, let's just say that after 24 hours of emergency treatment Zeeke is now a VERY mellow guy. And you didn't hear it here, BUT... his 12-step meetings for AOL Addiction are every Tuesday and Thursday at the Frederick Community Center at 9 p.m.

As you can see from this print screen, Zeeke returned to his room earlier today. Ham had put out a LOT of publicity about it, but the results are clear.


MAFIA and Muddy were, of course, nowhere near their computers. Pantry was scared to say anything after Bonnie beat her to the bolt for the Over 35 room. And Ham gave Zeeke a nice Air Hug and went back to an IM with her boss.

But Zeeke shouldn't have been surprised. His rapidly-emptying room has only averaged *9* SNs in it since the rooms reset. Perhaps it'll increase later in the week when several of the Permanent Campers <> who only chat once in a blue moon return.

OR... maybe some people are beginning to realize that hatred of others isn't a good enough common factor for a chat room, that Zeeke and the Zombies are really rather disgusting people, and so they moved on when Zeeke wasn't around to whip them into yet another frenzy.

Poor, poor Zeeke...

"Major vs. Minor Stupidity"

(Written by ChristopherK2 8/1/11 for the Uglier Marylanders blog)

An old saying goes something like, "We are all stupid for five minutes a day. Wisdom consists of not exceeding that limit."

I've always thought that a bit simplistic because it doesn't distinguish between levels of stupidity. Shouldn't a major stupidity count, say, five times as much as a minor one?

I'm sure you're asking yourself... Minor? Major? Huh?

Examples of minor stupidities include spilling bleach on a shirt, arriving at work two hours late just for giggles, putting salt in your freshwater fish tank, and lusting after one of Zeeke's Zombies.

Pretty bad, huh? But there's worse, FAR worse, my friends. Here's the sad, sad story of my most recent Major Stupidity.

My fiancee, Pamela, and I were about to head to the local swimming pool for the afternoon. She came out of the bathroom dressed in a lovely new two-piece swimming suit. She twirled to model it and asked me those words every guy dreads hearing, "Does this make my ass look fat?"
I thought back to how well I was prepared for this moment, all the training over my life from various women, the long discussions about it with other men, and...

Then she said "Well???" Apparently I had been fondly recalling my preparations without ever actually saying the word, and was just sitting there with that Dead Trout Look. I quickly blurted out "NO!!!" But it was way too late; I was toast.

Her quick "That's IT??? Just a 'No'?" started me sweating heavily.

At this point I was only in Minor Stupidity territory. But I then forgot another old adage ("When you've dug yourself into a hole, the first rule is 'Stop Digging'"). So I quickly moved into Major Stupidity level.

When under stress, I often go into Hyperbole Mode. So I spewed out, "Sorry dear, I was just mesmerized by your mounting glory of a derriere."

I might as well have kicked her dog. She went into THAT look that says "You ain't getting ANY anytime soon!" and snarled, "You think my ass looks like a Mounting Glory?!?!?!?"

In hindsight, it was really a lot like watching Eddie Murray go after a high fast ball. But at the time, I had other concerns. I had nowhere to go and nothing worthwhile to say. So I apologized profusely and promised to buy her some very expensive chocolate.

We eventually made it to the swimming pool and just to rub my nose in it, every time she headed to the diving board--as she walked away--she wiggled her butt a bit and tugged the bottom of her suit over the non-existent flab.

She's a size 6-8 and so has a delightful butt. And I'm sometimes Majorly Stupid.

I would, however, appreciate any help y'all can provide. It would be great if each of you emailed her at PamelasAssDoesNOTLookFatInThat@aol.com with some kind words. And Guys, please add something disgusting like "I want to do you right HERE, right NOW" so I look like comparatively less of a pig. Thanks...

Oh, and I have the same question for y'all that Pamela had for me on the way home from the pool: What the heck is a "mounting glory"??? I hate it when random neurons fire in the deep recesses of my brain.

"Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics"

(Written 7/27/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders blog)

That's part of an old quote attributed to Disraeli and others, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

Zeeke normally specializes in the first two classic types of lies, but he's recently ventured into manipulating statistics to cover his shrinking chat room. 22 to 2? Ya'right... like that old print screen had any relevance to his room or the Over 35 one.

The stone cold reality is that *both* rooms are doing poorly, and the combined totals show a rapidly-shrinking group.

Zeeke's Love Fest ("ZLF") room barely averaged *10* SNs in it during the first half of July and the Over 35 ("35+") room just over half of that. The ZLF declined precipitously during that time, no doubt due to Zeeke bolting "marginal tards." The ZLF had somewhat more SNs in it at lunchtime, and both rooms were noticeably more popular during the evenings. 35+ was also very active in the early mornings.

So much for Zeeke's unsupported claim that the ZLF is "one of the most popular chatrooms on AOL." It isn't.

As to Zeeke's boast that "I didnt expect 95% of the old room to share my vision and follow to a better place," well, they didn't. That's just a bald-faced lie. Each room now has about 55-60 discrete SNs as recurring roomies (excluding bots, duplicate SNs, etc.). The 35+ room actually comes out ahead on total counts because nearly a dozen of the ZLF regulars also visit the 35+ room.

So if the SN counts are about the same, why does the ZLF average twice as many SNs in it? That's an easy one. 35+ only has a few Campers , while the ZLF has almost 25. They account for the overwhelming majority of ZLF roomies nearly all of the time.

Both rooms are well below the counts needed for a healthy, sustaining room, and the combined totals are remarkably fewer than just a year to 18 months ago. In the short-term, the main reason for that is obviously the splitting up of the rooms. The numbers in each are shrinking probably because people come in, see few or none are typing, and then leave.

In the longer term, IMHO, the drama imposed by Zeeke and the Zombies has decimated the overall totals. You simply cannot routinely bolt "50+" people and not expect a fair percentage of them to just leave forever. Ditto for ruthlessly assaulting people simply because you don't like them. Doing either not only directly reduces the group, but drives away others who simply don't want to watch the drama.

At this point, the group is more dysfunctional than Congress and the President dealing with the debt ceiling problem. If we as a group are unable to reconcile our differences (as the politicians are now doing), my great fear is that the numbers will soon drop below critical mass, and the rooms will then implode on themselves.

Below is a print screen showing both rooms last Thursday evening with a total of just 22 SNs, the majority of which were Campers. This sucks folks...

Cherry Bombed

Ugly was sent this and I just can't understand how these people think their blogs are popular like dis one. One is explainable with wet brain, the other is just a socially malfunctioning winner locked in his Momma's hubbards from what readers tell us.

This is the amount of comments our loser competition had compared to ours. Can we say Cherry Bombed?

Thanks for continuing to make Ugly's and the Swami's blog the most popular around!

Gut-a-rexia?

As requested, here are the bik pics

That gives a whole new meaning to anorexia. I always thought you saw ribs sticking out and no body fat. Here we have an elephant gut, fat sticking out around the bikini lines, and very sagging boobs.

I've often wondered if Rose lives through her daughter. As you can see below, there's one woman with a beautiful face, thin waist, nice boobs. Next to it is a pale unattractive woman, gut on her, and very saggy boobs.

Rose, since you're one of our biggest readers, can you explain a couple things?

A. Why would a middle-aged woman be wearing her daughter's clothes?

B. Why is this man's hand on your daughter's boob? He looks old enough to be her father.

C. Is it normal in your famly to hold toddler's upside down like this? Did this happen to you as a child?

"That Was Then..."

(Written 7/18/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)


That Was Then...

When the chat room was first split up by Zeeke forming his own room, he was full of bravado. (Gee... who would've guessed that?) So we saw a lot of statements from him like these:

<< ... one of the most popular chatrooms on AOL. >>

<< Since my new chat is doing so well... my new wildly popular room. >>

<< Of course being in the more popular Maryland room has its advantages (like words moving on a screen) >>

<< Quivering Liver: The other room is full at the moment, mind if I park here until a space becomes available? >>


This Is Now...

The Universe has an uncanny way of evening things out, doesn't it? So Zeeke, in the midst of a long-term decline in his room's popularity, was recently reduced to this sad situation:

I feel his pain... Chuckle Chuckle

"Regrettable But Necessary"

(Written 7/15/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)

I had hoped I wouldn't have to write this article.

I announced earlier that I wouldn't ban any Room Regular, and I firmly believed that I would be able to stick to that pledge. But I haven't been able to. I had to ban EminenceFrontal.

By way of analogy, we all have freedom of speech via the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States. But there are many exceptions to that seemingly absolute freedom. Some examples are "fighting words," defamation, sedition, and yelling "fire" in a crowded movie theatre.

I had initially thought that I wouldn't have a problem with the normal crap that I've seen over the years, even by Idiots like Zeeke. We all have the Ignore and Notify AOL icons available, and that should suffice.

But I've decided that sometimes those aren't enough, and Eminence is a fine example. A couple of weeks ago, he entered the room after I had gone to bed and verbally assaulted Pam with thoroughly degrading and disgusting words and imagery. He has since repeated that with Eyore, Bonnie, and other women.

Other than pathetic little drive-bys, that's been Eminence's only reason to come into the Over 35 room. I warned him several times by putting him on a brief time-out. But he didn't take the hint, so he's gone.

It is unacceptable to me for a guy to, for example, enter the room and immediately say very vile, graphic, degrading, and disgusting things to a woman. I now consider that an exception to my normal favoring of free speech.

As to Eminence specifically, if he wants to type one-handed while saying contemptible crap to women in order to deal with his emotional demons, I'm sure AOL has rooms for that. He should check the Perv Channel or find a "My Ex Done Me Wrong" whiner room.

And to the women who've supported Eminence in the chat room as he says such loathsome words... shame on you.

"Random Musings..."

(Written 7/9/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)

I recently got breasts. Not big ones, but they have potential. That's kinda nice considering I've never had any.

I guess it must be all that gardening I've been doing the last few years. People pooh-pooh the physical side of gardening, but the other day I spent two frickin' hours digging rocks out using a crowbar and a 6' digging iron. I also regularly drag around up to 200 lbs. of tools and soil amendments in my garden wagon.

Anywho... spotting my new breasts in the mirror gave me the same rush of manliness I felt when I first noticed my 10th chest hair at age 40.

Next year, maybe... biceps!

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Owing to a lack of rain, I've recently had to water some or most of my plants several times. It takes 2-3 hours. There's a fine line between watering plants and just standing there looking like an idiot.

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I generally liked working, but I like retirement more. Retirement, however, has its downsides, like a lack of structure. Life would be perfect if there were such a thing as a high-paying, interesting job that I could work about five hours a week whenever I damn well felt like it.

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Washington County recently discontinued its recycling program of having large dumpsters all over the place. I used to regularly take several large bags of bottles, cans, etc., to them. That always made my soul feel a bit better.

But it seems that I'm a fair weather recycler. There are still alternatives, but they're a hassle. I feel a bit ashamed and guilty now every time that I just dump the bags on the curb for pickup with the normal trash.

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I'm very tossed up in the air about the NFL mess. I'd really miss watching football in the fall, especially my Redskins. On the other hand, I hope those childish billionaire owners and millionaire players rot in hell.

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We got almost 2" of rain the last couple of days, which really helped with my plants. I love rain! But it also makes the grass grow. I *hate* mowing. So, I hate rain!

I should switch to an Astroturf lawn... or maybe just all sand.

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If God granted me one wish, I'd be sorely tempted to wish for normal color vision. I detest being color blind (actually, just really REALLY pathetic). It's restricted me in so many ways over the years.

1. I can't give or follow directions "in color." You normal folks think nothing of "turn right at the end of the GREEN fence."

2. I have to rely on friends or the kindness of strangers to pick out new clothes. I minimize that by limiting my wardrobe in several ways. Hate that...

3. Some things look one color one day, but a different color another day. That's very frustrating.

4. My fav color is blue, not because I think it's pretty but because I see it very well. Unless it's a Tuesday, in which case I think it's purple. Ugghhh

"When You're Bored Stupid..."

(Written 6/29/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)

When you're bored stupid, this apparently is what you do:

OnlineHost: EminenceFrontal has entered the room.
EminenceFrontal: lol
EminenceFrontal: this is sad
OnlineHost: EminenceFrontal has left the room.

OnlineHost: Dee Md 9257 has entered the room.
Dee Md 9257: new room...you're not invited...life is great..ta ta
OnlineHost: Dee Md 9257 has left the room.


OnlineHost: Xalan39o3x has entered the room.
Xalan39o3x: poor bonnie
Xalan39o3x: poor poor bonnie
Xalan39o3x: tragic
Xalan39o3x: BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH
OnlineHost: Xalan39o3x has left the room.


OnlineHost: YOUMAKEMEVOMlT6 has entered the room.
YOUMAKEMEVOMlT6: wow sure looks different in here
YOUMAKEMEVOMlT6: LOSERSSSSS...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OnlineHost: YOUMAKEMEVOMlT6 has left the room.

OnlineHost: Dee Md 9257 has entered the room.
Dee Md 9257: Bonnie..I came to tell you how much I miss you...smooches...
OnlineHost: Dee Md 9257 has left the room.


OnlineHost: Perkyonex2 has entered the room.
Perkyonex2: with auto back...you campers can really have some interesting bowel movement chat


Quivering Liver: The other room is full at the moment, mind if I park here until a space becomes available?
Quivering Liver: damn campers.
Quivering Liver: VICTORY FOR ZOMBIES!


LoonieBoonieToon: where is that Bonnie at?
LoonieBoonieToon: oh where oh where can she be?

OnlineHost: Dee Md 9257 has entered the room.
Dee Md 9257: wow...you all sure did kill this room...way to go .....
OnlineHost: Dee Md 9257 has left the room.