If only your dogs could speak

Pstt BillRonn,

Stop being rebellious and go take a walk, visit the elderly, play some streetcorner craps, make a cake, go to a baseball game, visit family, or go to the local bar even. 

"Assorted Interesting Stuff"

(Written 7/23/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

Here are several fascinating items I've found recently during my travels around the internet.

 

How to Substantially Improve The Olympics

 

The Olympics should have much more sex appeal than it does.  Many of the best hardbodies in the world are there, yet all they do for warm-ups is some boring stretching and tension release crap.

 

19-year-old Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke has a MUCH better idea, as you can see at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0 (11 million views so far).  She didn't qualify for the Olympics this year, but here's hoping that she'll keep working on her form until the next one!

 

 

Rats LAUGH When Tickled!

 

Who knew?  But here's proof: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/26/rats-study-animals-laugh-tickled-video_n_1627632.html?utm_hp_ref=science&icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl12%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D174803.

 

 

The First Photo Posted on the WWW was NOT Porn!

 

Wow... you would've thought so.  But it was a kinda humdrum band promotion.  See it at http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/10/first-photo-ever-on-the-internet-les-horribles-cernettes_n_1662823.html.

 

 

Train CRUSHES Car!

 

I love all the destruction stuff on the Net!  Blowing up buildings... 47-Car Pileups... But this one is new: a train absolutely crushes a car!  Some Idiot (Zombie?) was pulled over for a DWI.  Once processed he was permitted to call someone to take him home.  Alas, he called a friend who was also DEAD Drunk (yet another Zombie?).  The results are at http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/us/2012/07/19/dnt-train-wreck-caught-on-dashcam.wjw.   

 

 

A Test to Tell How Drunk a Zombie Is

 

Go ahead, Drunk Zombie, see if you can get your cursor to touch this Guy's Nose.  Helpful Tip: If you turn the volume WAY up and rapidly move your cursor from side-to-side, you've got a chance!  It's at http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html.

"A Zombie Accidentally Exposes Vomit"

(Written 7/18/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

One of the ugliest traits of Zeeke, Vomit and the other Zombies has long been their disgusting, nasty bigotry.  They seem to hate everyone who's in a different socio-economic class.

 

They also clearly don't mind blatantly contradicting themselves.  So it's just fine with them intellectually to say to a guy, for example, "You're gay, and your fiancée is ugly."  I've never been sure whether they say absurdities like that intentionally or just because they're so stupid.

 

They've long accused me of being gay (about 75% of the time) but also feel free to: attack my fiancée, Pamela (known by many roomies back in the day, including Beth), or trash-talk about my obvious former lust for Beth.  They've said little about my ex-wife, perhaps because that's in black-and-white on the judiciary site.

 

The Zombies are normally fairly good at keeping disciplined about separating those contradictory attacks by a day or two.  I guess they think no one will notice. 

 

But Vomit's recent article in which he mixed those contradictions several times--a couple even within the same sentence--was apparently too much for one of the Zombies.  Perhaps it was Vomit saying, "when you look like a fag, your girl..."  Or maybe it was one of the comments referencing "Ole Faggy's woman..." or perhaps that a supposedly gay guy "likes crack whores." [emphasis added]

 

So, the obviously confused Zombie asked, "wait I thought he was gay?"  As I write this, Vomit has yet to respond.  I'm guessing that Zeeke, Vomit, and the Zombie High Council are trying to figure out how to respond while preserving a tiny bit of the sliver of intellectual dignity they still have.

 

Sorry, guys, but that ship sailed a LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG time ago...

"The Sky is Blue"

(Written 7/17/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

If I mentioned in passing in an article that "the sky is blue," Zeeke would respond that he's a world-class expert on sky color, that it changed from blue to orange last year, and that I must be a shut-in who's never outside << cough >> to notice the sky color.  Vomit would post 27 pics of an orange sky, with my head pasted onto pics of young girls and boys.  Both would claim that I'm gay because I even mentioned the color blue.

 

 

That's in essence what they did when I mentioned Justin Bieber in passing in a 5/31 article about the Internet sensation song by his protégé, Carly Rae Jepsen.

 

 

There have since been a few developments re Zeeke's "expert" claim that "Bieber fever came and went...at least a year ago."

 

 

1. Bieber's single ("Boyfriend") earlier this year from his new album ("Believe") was his fastest-selling by far with 2 million digital sales in just nine weeks, and debuted as #1 on iTunes in *32* countries.

 

2. The "Believe" album sold 374,000 copies in its first week (in June), making it 2012's biggest debut album (beating out Madonna), and was 32% more than his previous best-seller.

 

3. His concert tour starting in September (48 shows in 45 cities) sold out in ONE HOUR.

 

4. Since last November, Bieber songs have had 700,000,000 views on YouTube.  (Yes, that's 700 MILLION).  That brings his total to well over 2 *billion*.

 

 

BTW, he just hit 25 million followers on Twitter, and 45 million "likes" on Facebook.

 

 

Since my earlier article, Bieber's fan video of Jepsen's song has increased from 40 million views on YouTube to 45 million, while Zeeke's blog has had... hmmm... let me double-check this... yep, *4* comments.

 

 

Soooo, basically, Bieber's popularity is still going way, WAY UP, which is the exact opposite direction of Zeeke's (AKA Mr. "I have a finger on the pulse of pop culture.")

 

 

Oh... and Beiber's net worth has been estimated at $125 million, while Zeeke's is approximately... well... NOT $125 million.

 

 

"Top 10 Suggested Articles for Vomit's Blog"

(Written 7/15/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers Blog)

 

Vomit recently BEGGED his fellow Zombies to submit articles for his vile and disgusting blog, which is near death.  Given that the Zombies have about zero creativity and writing skills, and just aren't too bright, I thought I'd give them some fine ideas to jump-start the process.  And all at NO CHARGE!

 

10. "How We Killed the MD Group, then Our Chat Room, then Our Clique, and now Our Blogs."

 

 9. "We're Bigots and We're Proud of It!"

 

 8. "Why No One Comments on Our Blogs"

 

 7. "Our Favorite Lies and Vicious Rumors About Others"

 

 6. "How We Go About Just Making Up Shit"

 

 5. "How to Attract *Other* Vile and Disgusting Losers to Your Cause"

 

 4. "How to Spin Your Criminal/Educational Record Into Something Positive"

 

 3. "How to Rationalize Your Leader Playing a 'Mindfuck' Game in a Chat Room for Eight Hours a Day for Ten Years"

 

 2. "Mastering Calling Someone Else 'Fat' With a Straight Face When You're Morbidly Obese Yourself"

 

And the Number 1 Suggested Article for Vomit's Blog is...

 

 1. "The Absolute Best EVER Recipe for Carp Burgers!"

"Life is Good! Let's Dance!"

(Written 7/10/12 by ChristopherK2)

 

Just imagine getting paid to spend your life traveling around the world dancing with the local people (and one oddly-coordinated seal), especially if you're an absolutely terrible dancer who usually looks like you're doing the Funky Chicken dead drunk.

 

I stumbled into the story of Matt Harding on, strangely enough, my fav astrophysics site.  Matt describes himself as a "35-year-old deadbeat."  He's been lucky enough to pull this off for almost 10 years now, by finding sponsors who use the video footage in tv commercials and such.  He's also a YouTube sensation with one of his videos reaching more than 40 million views.

 

His latest video is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwe-pA6TaZk.  He also has his own YouTube channel at http://www.youtube.com/user/mattharding2718?feature=results_main.  There you can find many other similar videos.

 

His story is at http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/about, and his FAQ are at http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/about/faq. 

 

A fair warning about that first video.  You're going to SMILE a lot, you WILL clap your hands, and you'll inevitably WANT to get up out of your chair and DANCE the Funky Chicken and other dances along with Matt and his crowds...

 

So, let go of your inhibitions!  Smile!  Clap!  And DANCE!  Life is Good!

Just gets better and better

We've been asked to pose this question to our audience.

Would you have unprotected sex with a prostitute?

To learn who is a walking talking std, please visit
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"Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!"

(Written 7/6/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

I thought it would be more of a challenge to get Zeeke to admit that he's a LIAR and a THIEF.  But then again, he's not too bright.

 

 

<< lol.. hilarious.. my god.. I said in the swanky private room I'm gonna post some fish pics and see how long it takes the tards to flip out over it.. whats the crime ? fucking with insane stalker retards with pictures of fish ? >> Zeeke, on Vomit's blog

 

 

Sooooooooooooooo, Zeeke admits to being a LIAR and a THIEF?  Fascinating...

 

 

If he'll LIE so readily about a small thing like fish pics, it makes you wonder about more important matters.  It kinda puts, for example, his recent denials and other statements about his education record in perspective, doesn't it?

 

 

And gee, is there anything he hasn't LIED about?  Why should ANYONE believe ANYTHING he says, either here or in real life? 

 

 

Oh, the downsides of LYING frequently, badly, and without remorse...

 

 

Imagine being a buddy or friend of Zeeke and wondering what he has LIED to YOU about!

 

Unfortunately for you MVM, there is an OZ

So easy to prove the mentally LOOSE wrong. Blog viewers and posters since yesterday morning

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"Statistical Factors for Being a Homophobe"

(Written 6/28/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

According to a lengthy and technical article in Wikipedia, there are many factors that predict whether a guy is more likely to be a homophobe.  Included are:

 1.  He represses or denies his own "homosexual desires."

 2.  He comes from a "rigid anti-gay home."

 3.  He's insecure about his own masculinity (which makes a guy more likely to be an athlete or avid fan, particularly of the more "masculine" sports such as football).

 4.  He's a Republican.

 5.  He's a Southerner.

 6.  He has other forms of bigotry, especially anti-Semitism and racism.

 7.  He has little education.

 8.  He has had almost no personal interaction with gay people, EVER.

 9.  He's white. 

10.  He's a member of certain conservative religions.

Soooooooooo... MVM is most likely a white Tea Party bible-thumper from Georgia who loves football and MMA, barely graduated from high school, also hates Jews and Blacks, has never personally known a gay person, and emphatically accuses random guys of being gay so that no one suspects he's still hiding in the closet. And his parents were also serious homophobes. 

And much the same would obviously apply to Zeeke and Vomit.

Fascinating stuff... 

This blog is dead

Ugly was scanning over the comments and think he's now giving more donations to the NAMI.

Christopher, will you be so kind as to write an article of the top ten lame and delusional reasons the Zombies are giving this blog is dead? The rationalizations are beyond demented and easily cracked.

I equate all this fuss about the blog being dead to an insecure middle-schooler who, so desperate to appear popular, will create fake facebook accounts (friends) and spend hours posting under these accounts to her own facebook wall trying to make it look like she's wildly popular. Meanwhile, she goes to school and no one pays any attention to her. She thinks she's fooling everyone, but the other students are laughing with the obvious knowledge that someone with little friends at school suddenly has 15 from other schools (without names of the schools on the profile of course) who just love to spend time with her. When they challenge her on what schools they go to, the girl gathers her army of fake friends and starts launching vicious wall post attacks against them.

Which is the obvious case case with Billybob and Ronnie. There's little you can do to convince me otherwise on the following. Ronnie, at best, has a very menial job, probably just a tad over an entry level position, and BillyBob can't keep a job long. Neither have any education. Strongly believe Ronnie didn't make it to high school and Billy was working on a farm by 15 and dropped out. Very little social life. Ronnie has never posted about outings with friends, only relatives. Billy's posts about social events all surround chatroom gatherings. No one who spends all day in chat has a social life. I imagine both have spent many hours at the local bar believing the bartender is their best friend. Once in awhile someone might let them join in on a pool game, but mainly it's just them alone on the stool while others pile in with their friends and coworkers, laughing over cocktails, while they fume over cheap beer. Love life? Repressed is one of the key components that drive them toward all of this. It's one thing to have little or no friends, but to not have some sweet tenderness is another. That would drive any man to be like a rapid dog like Billy and Vomit.

No friends, menial jobs, no lovelife, and only disturbing family gatherings.

Back to the Top Ten list, Christopher. (BTW, when are you joining the Mrs and I for dinner?)  Some of the delusions I've seen:

"um its the same people commenting so yes it is dead,"

"The only reason you post here is because we pretty much ruinned you retarded shit rag blog weeks ago... we win bitch,"

"so ugly had to resort to his obsession again due to k2's epic failure to get comments due to flowers,"

"unless ugly has the zombies on his blog which go over 200 comments,"

"This blog died after we spammed it,"

"it was an epic failure so ugly had to cover his ass and give bonnie a voice lol and look at the haters go lol,"

Facts are our friends and we don't need the "comments" to prove the obvious.

Billy's blog is deadBilly recently took off his counter. No doubt out of embarrassment. His blog has been around since 2008 and barely had 50,000 views on it
That means 12500 views a year
That means 1041 views a month
That means 34 views a day
1.41 views an hour

Vomit's is a tad less dead
Vomit's is currently at 27,390 and his has been around about 1-1/2 years
That means 18260 views a year
That means 1521 views a month
50 views a day
That means 2 views an hour
So Vomit is getting at least one more viewer an hour than Billy

Now let's compare that hot mess to our super popular blog:
Our blog has nearly 150,000 views and is going on 2 years now
That means about 75,000 views a year
That means 6250 views a month
That means 208 views a day
That means 8 views an hour
The non-demented can clearly see what blogs are dead.

Now for the important question: Should Ugly summons Igor to pull a new report on just how often the Zombies are on this blog? Last time he showed me Vomit was clicking on here almost *70 times a day. Billy about half that. Which means they are making up for 1/2 the site visitors!

"Mindful Muscle"

Bonnieisback2
June 23, 2012

"Most people think of social communication solely in terms of overt signals expressed through language, voice qualities, gestures, facial expressions, and body movements. However, there is now evidence that a subtle yet influential electromagnetic or 'energetic' communication system operates just below our conscious awareness. Energetic interactions likely contribute to the 'magnetic' attractions or repulsions that occur between individuals, and also affect social exchanges and relationships. Moreover, it appears that the heart’s field plays an important role in communicating physiological, psychological, and social information between individuals."

I ran across this on "Mindful Muscle" on Google. Pretty informative and also, gives me justification as to how I dealt with Zeeke for all those years. It also gives merit to my claims of him being heartless!
If Zeeke had a heart, his conscience would’ve bothered him saying all those things to and about me after I did inform him as to how it was hurting me. But, Zeeke wasn’t bothered at all! He took pleasure in knowing he was hurting me. He said many times that he didn’t care. Went as far one time as saying he was "trying to kill me word by word"! Now what type of person would derive pleasure in harming another without justification? A heartless one!

A NORMAL FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING would have known better and, would have stopped when they knew they were causing another distress. But, we are talking about someone who spends most of his time alone and has never really been shown or, felt love from a NORMAL FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING. Therefore, he is unable to display NORMAL human decency!

"A Change of Pace Top 10"

(Written 6/19/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

As many of you know, I'm both an avid gardener and a photography nut.  The hobbies feed off each other because flower photography is my favorite genre of that art. 

So, below are 10 of my favorite pics from my gardens so far this year.  Enjoy...

Iris, Bearded ('Mother Earth')

  

Azalea, Encore ('Autumn Twist') 

 

Clematis ('Patricia Ann Fretwell') 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bleeding Heart, Dwarf

Coral Bells ('Caramel')

Lily, Dwarf ('Sugar Baby')

Coral Bells ('Key Lime Pie')

 

Lily ('Kentucky')

Salvia ('May Night')

Tulip ('Spring is Here Mix')

"The REAL Story About Zeeke's Education"

Written 6/13/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

For those of you who suspected that Zeeke's oft-repeated story about his high school years was utter bullshit... BINGO!
His most comprehensive statement was on his blog, 3/19/10: "I was given the option to take 12th grade english in the 11th grade and graduate early..Lots of people chose that option, it wasn't unusual... I graduated high school and went onto FCC at age 17."Given his oft-stated date of birth of 8/15/62, then he should've finished high school in May-June, 1980 (or 1979, depending on how you construe the last sentence of his statement) at the end of what would've normally been his junior year.

　

But alas for Zeeke, that pic of him that Ugly recently posted (note the infamous styled-by-egg-beater hair, albeit with much more AND black hair LOL) was from the *1979* Frederick High School yearbook recently made available on the Classmates.com site as "Billy Lewis." And guess what class he was in then... FRESHMAN... 9th grade (Class of 1982).
Hmmm... soooooooooooooooooooooo... a FRESHMAN at age 16??? Lordy... I was *14* when I began my freshman year (AKA 9th grade) and 15 when I finished it (March 23 birthday), which was the norm back then.
Given that Zeeke lies frequently, badly, and without remorse, it's sometimes hard to tell exactly WHAT is the lie when he begins mixing lies with truth. But my best take on it is that he was HELD BACK earlier in his school career for at least one year, probably two. Then in his "junior" year (age 18) he either took 12th grade English, etc., to graduate or he simply dropped out.
And if that were true, he would've been 19 (NOT 17) when he started classes at FCC that fall or 18 if he started them that summer before his birthday.
It's also possible that he simply graduated with his class at his age 19 (just two months shy of turning 20!).
Frederick County also has VERY specific requirements for "alternatives to four-year high school enrollment." You can review them at http://apps.fcps.org/dept/legal/400-34.pdf.
There are basically two alternatives: (1) waiver of the 4th year for early admission to college where the normal requirements will be met (and the high school diploma is awarded *after* completion; and, (2) early graduation thru special, pre-approved courses of study (such as a G.E.D., and ALL course credit requirements, etc., must be satisfied. I think home study fits here, too.).
I can't imagine his school would've approved the plan he sketched out, unless they figured, "Hey, he's going to be flipping burgers for the rest of his life anyway, so let's get rid of him NOW." His statement that, "I had a full time job and saw no reason to piss away 8 hours at school for 1 class" was clearly NOT discussed as an alternative.
I'm sure that Zeeke will attempt to explain this all away. ("My DOB is *really* 8/15/64." "I went to a different high school." "I forgot *some* details of my alternative plan." blah blah blah) The one thing we can be sure about whatever he says is that it will be a LIE.
I somewhat, shockingly, believe his story as to taking 12th grade English in 11th grade to get out a year early. One of the main reasons for doing that is because you're one of the OLDEST kids in your class. LOL (He started out as one of the youngest.)
On the other hand, one article noted that, "Those who express both emotional and mental maturity are the ideal candidates for early graduation." Imagine... I typed that with a perfectly straight face!

"May, the Final 25 Pathetic Days of the 'Coolest' Room"

Written 6/6/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

Although many predicted the near-term demise of the Coolest room (and the entire Zeeke Cult), I don't think anyone saw it coming quite so soon or so dramatically.

 

But in hindsight, the causes of its failure were readily apparent throughout May.  It was really just a question of WHEN Zeeke and Vomit would finally give up and kill it.

 

Undoubtedly, Zeeke and Vomit tried hard to save it.  They somehow convinced Wilson in early May to become one of them (the permanent Campers... Zeeke, Vomit, and MAFIA). They managed to get Keifer to squat for a few days to pump up their stats. (Perhaps they promised him Beth would pat him on the head a couple of times? << snicker >>)  And in total desperation, they allowed Pantry back in shortly after bolting her and bragging about it on Vomit's blog.

 

But there were soooooooo many awful developments during the month, including:

 

1. Felony, long a stalwart of the room, fled in disgust May 3rd never to be seen again. 

2. Other than the Big 4, only Jmbjm showed up nearly every day.

3. Beth was virtually gone, making an average of just two token appearances per WEEK.

4. Even rarer were visits by Rooster and Aint.

5. Six "regulars" cut back their visits by nearly 50%, or more, from April to May following a devastating trend of the last few months.

 

In the end, the Big 4 accounted for 80% of the people in their room.  That meant that there was slightly less than ONE other SN in there, on average. Just FOUR Campers plus ONE other person... no wonder Zeeke and Vomit killed their room.  And no wonder their private room died within a matter of days...

 

I guess we'll never know whether Zeeke intended with his Mindfuck game to: (1) kill the entire Marylanders group, and succeeded admirably; or (2) just get rid of everyone outside of his little clique, and seriously fucked up.

 

Either way, the Marylanders group is essentially dead, as is the Zeeke Cult.

 

This was inevitable, IMHO, from the moment Beth decided to join with Zeeke.  Until then, Zeeke was just an easily-ignored nuisance with a few minor followers, and they were causing some damage.  Beth gave Zeeke the credibility and popular following he had lacked.  In the end, Beth deserted Zeeke, and thus his clique collapsed.  And then he had no choice but to kill it.

 

A sad day for all, really...

 

Fortunately, I have tons of good memories about the Marylanders group.  And life goes on, in all its beauty and splendor...

Blogging babes

As we all know, the wicked west has made such inane diatribes about blogging wee ones, only to turn around and do the exact same thing! Not that being hypocritical or liars would surprise you about that clan. Just sayin'.


Anyways, Ugly has decided that we HAVE TO BE FAIR AS WELL, so Monika is frantically searching our albums for some memorable days of the Fracs to share. One in particular, where Frac shatted so much that the entire toilet was almost full. Both boys are staring intensely in the toilet, and Fric is pointed and giggling at it. 


Once we find this, we'll be sure to post this memorable time for your enjoyment. Stay tuned!

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

(Written 6/4/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

NEWSFLASH from Vomit's blog:

 

"SINCE ABANDONING AOL AND THE FEW REMAINING TARDS, THIS CHANGE OVER TO FACEBOOK WAS PROBABLY THE BEST DECISION EVER. COME JOIN IN ON THE FACEBOOK FUN."

 

Zeeke, Vomit, and the other Zombies "abandoned" AOL?!?!?!?!?

 

I may just laugh for 24 hours continuously!

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Top 12 Names for Zeeke's New Private Room"

(Written 6/2/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

Sometimes there are way too many good ideas...

 

12. "High School Dropouts"

 

11. "EPIC FAIL"

 

10.  "Sick, Childish, Perverse, and Stupid as Hell"

 

 9. "We HATE Drive-bys and Pop-ins"

 

 8. "We Got Tired of Beth Whining About It"

 

 7. "Zombie Apocalypse"

 

 6. "Total Loosers"

 

 5. "No Más!  No Más!  K2 Wins!"

 

 4. "Zeeke, Vomit, and Occasionally Another Zombie"

 

 3. "Stick a Fork in Us"

 

 2. "Carp Burgers"

 

And the Number 1 Name for Zeeke's New Private Room is...

 

 1. "We Were Sooooooooo Scared that K2 Would Keep Counting Us Thus Proving What Liars, Hypocrites, and Total Failures We Are"

"An Idea for Monika: 'Call Me Maybe' (Zombie Version)"

Written 5/31/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

A song and video that has been sweeping YouTube for a couple of months is "Call Me Maybe" by a young Canadian, Carly Rae Jepsen.  It has a very catchy, danceable beat and was designed to enhance sing-along efforts.  After Justin Bieber tweeted about it, then did a fan version video, her video skyrocketed to nearly 85,000,000 hits.  Bieber's video is now up to over 40,000,000.

And it's the numerous fan videos that I found so fascinating.  From the Harvard baseball team, to Justin Bieber, to Katy Perry, to it seems like darn near everyone with a video cam, the fan video versions of her song are listed for pages and pages on You Tube.  Many are very amateurish, but they all have their appeal.  And that appeal seems to be that ANYONE can make one.  Just do wild & crazy stuff for three minutes to that delightful beat, and you're a You Tube hit!

I'm not sure whether the many fan versions demonstrate the endless creativity and energy of today's youth, or are Exhibit #1 in why God should do another Sodom & Gomorrha thing on us NOW.  But heck, that darn beat is sooooooooooooooooo catchy, who cares!!!

In fact, I think even a Zombie could dance to it!  And that's my idea for Monika.  Check out some of those endless fan versions and figure out how to get Zeeke, Vomit, Beth, and the other Zombies dancing!  Heck, Michael Jackson did it, so I'm sure Monika can!

And if you want to go the Rodney King "can't we all get along?" route, I'd be willing to contribute to a *real* video along with << gasp >> a lady Zombie.  The song is written to a simple 4/4 beat, so I can do any number of ballroom dances to it, including Cha Cha, East Coast Swing, and Dirty Dancing.  I've Dirty Danced with Beth, and she was surprisingly good at it.  

I'm sure I could also do a bit of the sort of wild and crazy stuff on some of those fan versions.  But I sure as heck am NOT going to do it alone! 

For those not familiar with the song and video, it's at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic&ob=av2n. 

The Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez-Ashley Tisdale fan video is at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsBsBU3vn6M.

The most fascinating fan video is PopDust's combo "best of" video, including quick cuts of, among others, Katy Perry, Kathie Lee Gifford, and the Harvard Baseball team:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYWDySIzfFU

Some of the better other fan videos are at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLraLnaXEl8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu-nNpLhpcI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3h_OlifodQ

"The Zeeke Cult, R.I.P. May 26, 2012"

(Written 5/26/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

Well, sooooooooo much for my working article, "Top 10 Plans by Zeeke and Vomit to Save the Zombie Room" ("4.  Free Carp Burgers!"). There SHOULD be a LAW that if you're going to commit roomicide, you have to give THREE days notice!  Harumph!

 

Okay, I'm done whining!  On to the full obituary...

 

The Zeeke Cult finally met its demise earlier today, as shown below:

 

 

 

The leader of the Zeeke Cult began to gain his fame about 10 years ago using the methods employed by earlier room cult leaders.  He spent endless hours in the chat room viciously assaulting people, rumor mongering and lying about anyone he didn't like, and so on.  Some normal people responded in kind in self-defense, and thus drama ensued. 

 

Some people were drawn to Zeeke, although they were generally the lesser lights and least popular.  They were apparently attracted to his Al Bundy-like willingness to assault anyone as requested, in return for loyalty.  Many nice people fled the room in disgust, thereby increasing Zeeke's popularity and weakening his opposition.

 

Over time, he even attracted to his side some otherwise nice, normal people for reasons unknown.  Beth, for example, enjoyed Zeeke's willingness to assault her foes, to cook for her, buy her drinks, and kennel her dogs.  She even became Zombie-like, expressing profound anger, cursing heavily, spewing bigotry, etc.  It wasn't pretty.     

 

But as is always the case for such cults, its successes planted the seeds for it eventual failures and ultimate demise.

 

Emboldened by his growing cult, Zeeke made the monstrous mistake of starting his own room.  He forgot one rule of such cults.  If none of your enemies remain handy, what will hold your cult together?  We saw the answer in the logs of the Super Secret Room.  When not railing against their enemies as they appeared on the widget, the cult members had almost nothing in common to discuss.  There was some rather minimal typical Chick/Guy chat, but nothing all that interesting. 

 

The Zeeke Cult peaked shortly after they started their own room, but it soon started to disintegrate.  With little to talk about, they eventually started fighting with each other.  People were bolted for lack of purity or questioning the leaders.  Many fled in disgust or from boredom.

 

Zeeke also made the obvious mistake of relying on Beth.  He bent to her every whim in order to keep her and her friends around, and give the cult a whiff of class and intelligence.  But Beth is nothing if not mercurial.  As she changed, some of her friends left in disgust.  And as she inevitably withdrew from the group, its popularity plunged.

 

Ends come quickly with chat rooms because of the need for a significant number of "regulars" to assure that a minimum size is kept to keep the chat moving.  Over just a few months, almost 2/3rds of their regulars quit, and the average number of people in their room plummeted to just Zeek, Vomit, Mafia and one or two random others.

 

At that point, they fled to a private room just to avoid any further humiliation.  I'm sure claims of improvement will follow on their blogs.  But given that everyone knows they lie frequently, badly, and without remorse, such claims will fall on deaf ears.

 

The Zeeke Cult is done... stick a fork in it.

 

And good riddance!