Thursday, October 11, 2012

"Why Zombies Hide Behind Anonymous Profiles"

(Written 10/10/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
Following is a recent exchange in the comments for one of the articles:
 
<< If I were Chris I'd get a restraining order. It's obvious he wants your body >>
<< Anonymous Zombie September 30, 2012 6:57 PM
are you kidding me? what body? have you looked at his pic? lololololol"
 
That's a fine example of why Zombies are cowards who hide behind Anonymous profiles. They figure we can't respond by pointing out that they, of course, have whatever fault they accuse us of having. They're simply too embarrassed to reveal themselves. Posting anonymously seemingly lets them cover up their flaws.
 
In that example, the Zombie would have the reader believe that HE is built like some sort of Adonis. If the truth be known, responses would probably go like this:
 
"Bak--You're one of the few humans who actually has a ROUND shape. Why are YOU giving anyone gas about their body?"
 
"Zeeke/Vomit--You're 5 pounds shy of being officially 'morbidly obese.' Why are YOU..."
 
"Pikle--You're a munchkin with a late-1960's hippie hairdo. Why are YOU..."
 
So, my basic approach is to respond assuming whichever Zombie I wish wrote the stupidity.

29 comments:

  1. K2 article no comments again

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  2. It is easy for the zombies to toss out names at people while hiding, while they are actually looking in a mirror at their own image.

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  3. The zombies know the things they say and their actions, are immature, foolish and down right stupid. So, they hide.

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  4. Mvm was the only zombie that showed some balls and used his real screen name to post. However, after he was busted he went into hiding too.

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    1. I'm not hiding. There is just nothing to say that hasn't already been said. This blog is pretty much played out. Same old song and dance.

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    2. Yet posting 90 pics in a row of gay head cut outs isn't?

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    3. Maybe he's be happier if you put up pics of drug addicted prostitutes

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    4. Is KVM still a trek systems recruiter?

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    5. "Trek Systems"...you people are morons. Drug-addicted whores are smarter than you idiots and they WORK for their money as opposed to the majority of you welfare cheats and disability scam artists.

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  5. << K2 article no comments again >>

    The last time you said that, I think my article wound up with 61 comments (so far). That's... hmmmm... 61 more than Zeeke gets, and about 15 times as many as Vomit's usually receive (unless *I* respond there, which multiplies it by 10 or so).

    So, thanks! You must be a good luck charm for me!

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  6. << The zombies know the things they say and their actions, are immature, foolish and down right stupid. So, they hide. >>

    Dang, it took me, what, 1,000 words to say the same thing? LOL Well done!

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  7. << This blog is pretty much played out. Same old song and dance. >>

    And yet, here you (still) are, spewing your usual nothingness...

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    1. That's better than spewing what he blew into that hooker he knocked up.

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    2. Mvm really should marry that hooker so his daughter doesn't grow up without a father. It's a dern shame.

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  8. << Mvm was the only zombie that showed some balls and used his real screen name to post. >>

    In all fairness, I recall Zeeke ONCE posting here under his real screen name, and Vomit does occasionally.

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    1. << When? >>

      9/15/11, and he of course bragged about it on his blog.

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  9. << ...they are actually looking in a mirror at their own image. >>

    Geesh, that sounds awful...

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  10. 11 responses and 5 belong to K2, lol you go K2, get those response numbers up there!

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  11. << This blog is pretty much played out. Same old song and dance. >> MVM
    << Yet posting 90 pics in a row of gay head cut outs isn't? >>

    You surely don't expect MVM to admit that his boss is less than perfection, do you?

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    1. http://fr.viadeo.com/fr/profile/richard.jones1454

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  12. << 11 responses and 5 belong to K2, lol you go K2, get those response numbers up there! >>

    Not to d'oh you, but that's how comments accumulate--the back and forth between commenters and author. You might want to pass that tip on to Vomit and Zeeke, who both seem essentially clueless in that regard.

    'course, Zeeke would have to stop being a COWARD and allow comments, and Vomit would have to actually receive a comment occasionally.

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    1. Vomit's blog has been dead since you stopped posting on it. Now they are trying to bait you back by posting gay pictures. How mature.

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    2. LOL yeah, you are responsible for almost half of all the responses made to your articles, self promotion much?

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  13. That has to be him. He posted this once:

    As far as what I do I am a project manager for a company that provides services to the telecom industry serving corporate and government clients.

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  14. << LOL yeah, you are responsible for almost half of all the responses made to your articles, self promotion much? >>

    Counting my responses again? I guess if I ran your pathetic, little, comment-less blog, I'd be bored stupid, too.

    But I think of it more like skeet shooting. A Zombie sticks its head up, says something Idiotic, and I fire a shot.

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  15. << you are responsible for almost half of all the responses made to your articles, self promotion much? >>

    Jealous, much? You're starting to embarrass yourself with it.

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  16. No, you juvenile responses embasrrass you.

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Don't be jealous of the Ugly's.