(Written 10/4/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
I'm always proud as a peacock when people obsess over little ol' ME. So I just had to announce that Bonnie and Pam have soared well past all prior levels of obsession over me with their... ta da... *30th* rant about me on Bonnie's blog. Well, that's as I write this. By the time Ugly posts this, I'm sure they'll be up to at least 35.
And that only goes back to September 20th, so they're clocking along at TWO per day!
A few observations:
1. Sources within Zombie World tell me that Zeeke is deeply miffed because Pam and Bonnie have virtually stopped obsessing over about him, noting that barely 10% of their rants lately have featured HIM.
2. Their fav topic is how obsessed *I* am with *them*. << cough, cough >> FYI, this is just my fourth article about them. So I could write *25* more articles about them and *still* not be caught up.
3. Whenever I read one of Bonnie's novellas about me, I'm reminded of what columnist George Will once said about George Bush, Sr.: "Tracing a Bush thought back from its manifestation in speech to its origin in his thinking is like seeking the source of the Blue Nile... Bush skitters like a waterbug on the surface of things, strewing fragments of thoughts..."
4. Pam's rants could serve as a poster child for the genesis of that old saying from James Schlesinger, "Everyone is entitled to his own views. No one is entitled to his own facts." She just makes up "facts" on the fly, and then ignores citations to authoritative sources. Strangely, she thinks that then changing her characterization of a "fact" to "just her opinion" somehow makes it more valid. It doesn't.
5. While Bonnie's rants generally at least have *some* structure to them, Pam's rarely do. They mostly remind me of my brother's incoherent ramblings after his 12th beer.
6. Oh... and, of course, each of them has sworn multiple times that they will never EVER rant about me AGAIN. I just consider those to be fair warning that their inevitable next rant will be, as the Greaseman used to say, a "massive gassive."
K2, Bonnie and Pam have made you popular and you love it. Negative attention is better than no attention. You can't wait to log on and see what they've ranted about. It makes your lonely life worth living, for now.
ReplyDelete<< Christopher, you are a pathetic old sole >> Bonnie
ReplyDeleteI'm a flatfish? The bottom of a shoe? A part of a golf club? Alrighty...
<< I am wondering if you are proud of the last IM you sent me in which you just about begged me to rejoin your room? >>
coughbullshitcough
<< My "rantings" to you, as you call them, are just responses to your rantings and accusations againts myself and Pam. >> Bonnie
More bullshit, Bonnie. You and Pam started the blog rants, and you're both just pissy because you dislike my responses.
<< I may respond and then again, I may not! >> Bonnie
That ship's already sailed several times. You and Pam keep promising to stop, but then you don't. You simply can't.
Bonnie has finally flipped her wig and is now posting on her blog in Klingon.
ReplyDeleteTo which I say, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!" To you non-Worf fans out there, that means: "Your mother has a smooth forehead!" Sorry to be soooooooo rude, but it's all Bonnie's fault!
I am Pam
ReplyDeleteI am Pam
Pam I amThat Pam-I-am!
Than Pam-I-am!
I do not like
that Pam-I-am!Do you like
Hep c and Spam?I do not like them,
Pam-I-am.
I do not like
Hep c and Spam.
Would you like them
here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
Hep c and Spam.
I do not like them,
Pam-I-am.
Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not likeHep c and Spam.
I do not like them, Pam-I-am.
Would you meet them
in a box?
Would you meet them
with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not meet them here or there.
I would not meet them anywhere.
I would not meet Hep c and Spam.
I do not like them Pam-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Meet them! Meet them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
in a car.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Hep c and Spam.
I do not like them, Pam-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Pam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not meet them with a mouse.
I will not meet them in a house.
I will not meet them here or there.
I will not meet them anywhere.
I do not meet Hep c and Spam.
I do not like them, Pam-I-am.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not,
in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Pam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not meet them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!You do not like
Hep c and Spam?I do not
like them,
Pam-I-am.Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not,
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not meet them in the rain.
I will not meet them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not meet them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
Hep c
and Spam!I do not like them,
Pam-I-am.You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.Pam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.Say!
I dont like Hep c and Spam!
I do not like them, Pam-I-am!
And I wouldnt meet them in a boat.
And I wouldnt meet them with a goat…
And I will not meet them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They will kill you , you will see!
So I will not meet them in a box.
And I will not meet them with a fox.
And I will not meet them in a house.
And I will not meet them with a mouse.
And I will not meet them here and there.
Say! I will not meet them ANYWHERE!
I so dont like
Hep c and Spam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Pam-I-am!
<< Negative attention is better than no attention. >> chicken-shit Zombie
ReplyDeleteThat's Zeeke's well-known motto, not mine.
<< I do not like
ReplyDeletethat Pam-I-am!Do you like
Hep c and Spam?I do not like them >> Vomit
I should save that long, LONG rant by Vomit for the next time a Zombie accuses ME of spending too much time blogging.
BTW, pretty funny stuff... well done.
I used to be quite a marvel at reading Dr. Seuss out loud to my stepsons. It's fairly difficult to do that at the high speed required without gasping for breath or breaking up because of how funny his stuff was.
Thursday, October 6, 2011Here he is!
ReplyDeleteWilliam Lewis - Hagerstown, MD | MyLife™
www.mylife.com/rowdyzeeke
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Um this is old news bonnie. With all your googling, you can't find anything new?
You are becoming repetitive and quite boring, as usual.
Bonnie and Pam. Why don't you stop your ranting and ravings and get on with your lives.
ReplyDeleteYou have nothing better to do than to rant and rave if not at Zeek then ChristopherK. You both are pathetic. One is a pathetic drunkard and the other is omg so obsessed with Zeek and Christopher that it is unbelieveable. I hope you all wise up because you both are losers.
whatever will billy do without mommy_>
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/local/obit_detail2.htm?obitID=31720&published=2011-10-11 00:00:00.0&obitIDList=0,31722,31721,31720
Lay of the dead mother thing..please
ReplyDeleteBilly is going to have to move.
ReplyDeleteSTFU Bonnie you had no problem putting my mothers obit all over the internet.
ReplyDeleteIt wasnt bonnie who posted the obit on here because it would have landed on her blog first
ReplyDeleteright cindy
Cindy has been claiming that I blogged her mothers obit way before this blog came out! I blogged Zeekes fathers obit not too long before her mom died and after that, she was saying I blogged her mother and, then it was that I was supposed to have left some kind of nasty message on her moms memorial page which, I knew nothing about! She does all this to make herself seem stalk worthy, she likes the attention, it must make her feel better about herself thinking that so many people hate her!
ReplyDeleteI do hate her but, she is not worth spending time on or, learning about. Actually, none of them are!
What a cheap ass son. No funeral no burial. Since he lives at home he has the final say in all this. Seems he wants to save the money that would go for that. Mom must be proud.
ReplyDeleteHow could he , billy spent all her money on getting pissed ass drunk and buying hams drinks.
ReplyDeleteWait until the battle over the estate begins. Poor Billy may end up on the outside looking in. What will he do then? Maybe Neil and Beth could take him in. Snort
ReplyDeleteBTW that poem above is about the most ridiculous thing I've read on this blog to date.
ReplyDeleteCan't you post your garbage somewhere else? How about Billy's blog? He doesn't get any comments so I'm sure he would be excited for you to post your ridiculous writings on his blog.
Isn't Terry the brother who overdosed ?
ReplyDeleteSponge off of a Mother his whole life and not even a funeral service. Disgusting!
ReplyDeleteI dont wish anyone's mother dead. But I bet Bonnie is jumping up and down with glee that billy's mother passed away. She is one sick looney tune.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of Bonnie's but I don't think she is jumping up and down about Billy's mother. You are letting your drama run a little wild on that comment. If anyone one is a looney tune, it is you for coming up with such a sick thought.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI dont wish anyone's mother dead. But I bet Bonnie is jumping up and down with glee that billy's mother passed away. She is one sick looney tune.
October 12, 2011 5:42 PM
No, I am not jumping up and down do to Zeeke's mothers death and, whoever is behind that comment.......Doesn't know me at all......Now, Cindy....maybe she would be.............she has made that claim before that if something happend to my son, that she would be elated so.........
Anonymous said...
What a cheap ass son. No funeral no burial. Since he lives at home he has the final say in all this. Seems he wants to save the money that would go for that. Mom must be proud.
October 12, 2011 3:17 PM
Anonymous said...
Sponge off of a Mother his whole life and not even a funeral service. Disgusting!
October 12, 2011 5:36 PM
This is also a stupid sick ass comment......don't misunderstand....I honestly hate Zeeke but, your suggestion here about him, is uncalled for.
Some people do things this way, it has nothing to do with money. Some people would rather remember their family members as they were when they were alive instead of having the last memory seeing their loved one laying in a coffin.
It was a private viewing and service or did you not get that from the obituary?
ReplyDeletecindy did you ever pay back that person who gave your over a grand for porn pictures
ReplyDeleteyou know the one who you sent your cop friend to threaten
now remember back on who you told that to
ITS MUNGING TIME AT ZEEKES
ReplyDelete6:46 yes I did get that from the obituary. You obviously CANNOT READ. There was no viewing and no service. Only a private burial. It says:
ReplyDeleteThere will be no visitation or funeral service. A private interment will take place at Rose Hill Cemetery in Cumberland.
Who the hell would pay Cindy to pose nude?
ReplyDeleteThat's right, a private service. An interment. That does not qualify as being cheap or broke.
ReplyDeleteYou are a true dimwit. An interment is cheap. Say a few words before throwing the dirt on Mom. Save about 8k that wake/funerals cost. Good 500.00 that a reception costs can buy you lots of beer. Leave out a picture in the obit and you have money for a few jpints. Should have consulted with Billy when your Mom died Rose. You wouldnt have been sued over funeral costs.
ReplyDeleteBonnie why dont you get off of your trolley and go home and stay there no one really cares what you think anymore you pathetic loser.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Ham will move in with Billy now.
ReplyDeleteBilly can't hide under his mommy's skirt a nymore
ReplyDeleteBilly will have beer money again soon.
ReplyDeleteK2 is a loon.
ReplyDelete