Friday, September 30, 2011

"Help Me, I've Been Fishnapped!"

Written 9/30/11 by ChristopherK2 on behalf of Fred the Bass)


I desperately need your help! Pam has fishnapped me and is holding me in sexual bondage at this farm somewhere in Virginia. She makes me do disgusting things to her a couple of times a day. She says that unless I cooperate she'll panfry me in butter.

Pam paid the guy in the pic $5 to pose with me, and he's my only hope of survival. Pam has been making up SNs and sending out this pic to AOL women hoping to get information about some guy she hates (K2 or something... I dunno).

If you know who the guy in the pic really is, please notify Ugly (the owner of this blog). He has agreed to secretly pass the information to the Fish Abuse Society of Virginia without identifying you. The FASofVA will then contact the guy, and hopefully be able to find me and release me back into the pretty stream from which Pam snatched me.

P.S. If you know the name of a good shrink who can help me recover from the vile, despicable things Pam did, I'd appreciate a referral.

Thanks in advance!

Fred the Bass

18 comments:

  1. probably a name Cindy made up. K2 really has lost his marbles.

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  2. K2 sure is proving more and more what a demented nutcase he is!

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  3. Pam reminds me of Rose.
    Rose reminds me of Pam.

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  4. Has anyone looked into the Lovefest room lately and noticed what is left of the zombies? Not much prime picking there..lol

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  5. I'm sure that dude really wants his picture all over the internet. Great K2, Great.

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  6. << Has anyone looked into the Lovefest room lately and noticed what is left of the zombies? Not much prime picking there..lol >>

    Oh? I thought it was "one of the most popular rooms on AOL." Not true?

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  7. I was in the lovefest room several times for an hour or so and not one person was chatting. They only put their names in the room and camp to make the room appear to be popular.
    That is pretty sad stuff there whether the zombies want to admit it or not.
    Poor Ham and Zeeke, King and Queen of a dying chat room. All those hours they have vested in sitting in a chat room bashing people. What a legacy to leave behind.

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  8. thats pams dead bf who died of hepc and she is infected by him

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  9. << I was in the lovefest room several times for an hour or so and not one person was chatting. They only put their names in the room and camp to make the room appear to be popular. >>
    << That is pretty sad stuff there whether the zombies want to admit it or not.
    Poor Ham and Zeeke, King and Queen of a dying chat room. All those hours they have vested in sitting in a chat room bashing people. What a legacy to leave behind. >>

    Worth repeating!!! << chuckle, chuckle >>

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  10. << That is pretty sad stuff there whether the zombies want to admit it or not. >>
    << Poor Ham and Zeeke, King and Queen of a dying chat room. >>

    Oh, one more time just for giggles...

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  11. K2 is obsessed. It makes sense. He's an old ugly fart with no personality. Trying to mask what little dignity he has left so jealous others have tapped Beth and he never stood a chance.

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  12. Lets break this down


    Pam did not quit the room, you bolted her or, did you forget?? I saw just about everything that Pam has said to Colmac and, it was no more discustingly ugly than anything else that has been said by again, Zeeke, Cindy, Ham and, Rose.........in fact, I dont think she could ever be as ugly as Cindy or Rose!

    Yes, she is way uglier then Cindy,Rose,Ham, should we go on? That is why th two of you hate because you are beneath them all.


    As far as me, yeah I did quit the room and, more important for you to know is, I quit YOU but, dont feel too shunned because, I quit all of the rest of the assholes on aol also! Seems to me that noone on here really knows how to just BE NICE. They want entertainment and the entertainment they want is seeing people beat each other down or, at the other end of the spectrum, they want to control people!

    I am sure there is no sweat off Chris's asshole if you dislike him. I mean if you aren't allowed to bash people, you and your hep sista,
    then you throw tantrums. You live for the drama and you bonded over zombie hate and now look at all of you turning on each other.
    You got your asses booted by the very people who loved the hate on the same people you do. Must suck to be you. Now where will you go with your zombie hate? Pam now has to troll rooms for cock and to spread the hep love.

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  13. Bonnie is a nutcase.

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  14. << I am sure there is no sweat off Chris's asshole if you dislike him. >> Anonymous

    LOL Sometimes, the direct and profane route is better than the nice, circuitous one.

    << if you aren't allowed to bash people, you and your hep sista, then you throw tantrums. >>

    Yep...

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  15. << K2 is obsessed... so jealous others have tapped Beth >> Anonymous cretin

    Even if I believed that about Beth, I'm too much of a gentleman to say it in public. You obviously aren't a gentleman, just another chicken-shit coward hiding behind an Anonymous profile...

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  16. << K2 is obsessed... so jealous others have tapped Beth >>

    Lets examine this; I say Beth looks like a boy...Zeeke says K2 is a fag, Fags like the same sex. So, if K2 did want to "tap beth" then I guess my claim that beth looks male would be accurate and, it would seem as though.....I am not the only one who thinks so!

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Don't be jealous of the Ugly's.