Thursday, December 27, 2012

Cast your vote for your favorite Zombie exposure of 2012

  1. MVM being busted for knocking up a hooker.
  2. Ronnie hiding his blog to make it look deleted then reinstating it the second someone notices and writing a preschool "Gotcha" post.
  3. Zeeke's non-stop homosexual blog posts about Christopher, which backfired on him - now everyone thinks he's the gay one.
  4. Billy's high school picture revealed.
  5. Rose posting you can only get herpes during an outbreak only to be proven otherwise by a CDC website link.
  6. Christopher revealing that Billy was two grades behind by the time he started high school.
  7. Rose posting she gets hot men with money only for it to be revealed Jeff, Eugene, Thomas, John, and Rob are no lookers, and took her home to their trailers and mom's basements in low-income areas.
  8. Beth dumping Zeeke. 
  9. Billy posting about the horrendous nature of the hateful shitrag blogging children - meanwhile - he blogs Bonnie's son, and has a child's picture as his profile picture.
  10. Rose declaring she has a medical field job but her name is mysteriously absent from any required medical licensee databases in Maryland or Delaware.
  11. Fat Cindy being tossed out of the Zeeke clan.
  12. Ugly running over Bengal.
  13. Rose declaring in one breath she doesn't have herpes, but in the other breath posting about how she had unprotected sex with a man infected with herpes.
  14. Zombies declaring Ugly didn't go on vacation.  
  15. Rose spell checking someone else.
  16. Pantry and her million dollar lawsuit.
  17. Zeeke declaring with 100 percent certainty that Mensa runs this blog only to not be able to produce any evidence of it.
  18. Zeeke's nephew's myspace page revealed, where Phillip discusses his prison time, drug addiction, and pictures revealing quite the hillbilly.
  19. Rose posting anonymously and in the 3rd person about how hot she is but not one person agreeing.
  20. Ronnie and Billy posting pictures of the times they went out of their house. Which equalled to about 8 blog posts total, one which was proven to be a fraud.
  21. Ronnie and Billy's declarations of Christopher being homosexual, followed by mentions of his fiancee within the same paragraph.
Zeeke's many lies exposed. These are my favorites, feel free to add yours.
1. He declared Phillip Underwood a distant relative only for it to be revealed he's Phillip's Uncle.
2. He blogged about his awesome fishing trip only for Bonnie to provide the URL to where he took the pictures off of.
3. Billy's many posts about how he never ever reads this shitrag only for his IP address to be shown as the most frequent visitor to the site.
4. Billy's assertions that this blog is dead, meanwhile Ronnie and his has almost no comments on it, and this one has hundreds of comments per article.
5. ""NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE IN OUR ROOM EVER SITS ALL ALONE ." Only for K2 to prove that Vomit does exactly that.