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"The Swami Returns..."
(Written 11/4/11 by PrancerTheSwami for the Uglier MDers Blog)
The Swami bows to his many, patient, adoring fans...
The Swami is pleased to return after several months in an alternate time-space continuum attending a symposium on astrophysics and vacationing with the Lovely Pamela. A few notes about the symposium...
1. Although The Swami hasn't aged AT ALL, some of you have truly gone to hell in a hand basket during the intervening "time." The Swami now accepts that Stephen Hawking was right about that stuff.
2. There was one guy there with a monstrously fat ass who spent nearly the entire symposium stuffed into an extra-wide chair, getting "piss drunk," and yammering in *THREE* online chat rooms at the same time. He was, of course, shunned by everyone else. Hawking said the guy was there only because of a typo on one of the invitations.
3. The best astrophysics joke passed around was this:
"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.
The Swami loves a good speed-of-light joke!
The man is fucking delusional
ReplyDeleteI like the article Swami and welcome back!!!!
ReplyDeleteeveryone knows this man is delusional swami now? Fucking reterd.
ReplyDelete<< I like the article Swami and welcome back!!!! >>
ReplyDeleteThanks, and The Swami is glad you enjoyed it!
<< The man is fucking delusional >>
ReplyDeleteSoooooo, have you ever had a criminal charge for a firearms violation related to a minor put on the stet docket?
<< everyone knows this man is delusional swami now? >> cowardly Zombie
ReplyDeleteIt's a technique I took from Zeeke. Don't you just feel really stupid now?
Shhhh be nice. The man needs to feel in control of his pathetic life.
ReplyDeleteK2s responses are getting lame.
ReplyDeleteHes braindead from sucking shit from his ass
ReplyDeletewould someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE start chatting with him in "his" chatroom. He's got WAY too much time on his hands.
ReplyDeleteA senior citizen with nothing better to do than to chat with bots and marginal retards and post his bitterness on this blog. Yeah, I really want that life. I'll continue to be a Zombie.
ReplyDeleteSvaPam the only one pathetic on AOL. You can't stay sober long enough.
ReplyDeleteSwami? WTF are you like 10?
ReplyDeleteI wonder when K2 will begin taking responsibility for his actions.
ReplyDeleteChris, can you believe that there isnt one idiot within light years fromthis article that even gets the point of your joke? Sorry to say my friend that you seem to be playing to an empty house.
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ReplyDelete<< Shhhh be nice. The man needs to feel in control of his pathetic life. >> Pam
ReplyDeleteThe Swami fears that's a harbinger of yet *another* 28 obsessive rants on Bonnie's blog. Hopefully, they'll ALL be in Klingon this time because The Swami thinks Klingon is a hoot. Warf is Da Man!
<< Hes braindead from sucking shit from his ass >> Vomit
ReplyDeleteThe Swami thinks Vomit's STILL way too obsessed with The Swami's poop and butt. The Swami is contemplating putting the Curse of The Runs on Vomit. HA!
<< K2s responses are getting lame. >>
ReplyDeleteThe Swami is quite willing to spice things up. Let's start with YOUR criminal record. Keep in mind that this blog can't handle more than 500 characters per comment, so you'll have to make MANY comments. The Swami is quite orderly, so he suggests that you break them down by felonies vs. misdemeanors, then in chronological order.
<< A senior citizen with nothing better to do than to chat with bots and marginal retards... >>
ReplyDeleteThe Swami doesn't think that's a very nice thing for a Zombie to say about Zeeke.
<< Swami? WTF are you like 10? >>
ReplyDelete<< Chris, can you believe that there isnt one idiot within light years from this article that even gets the point of your joke? >>
The Swami bows to his adoring fan.
The Swami long ago vowed to the Lovely Zimagal to never EVER dumb down his writing for the likes of Zombies.
The Swami knows that his dry, sophisticated wit is lost on the Zombies. He might just as well type in Klingon as far as they are concerned. The Swami suspects that they would post exactly the same moronic comments.
<< I'll continue to be a Zombie. >>
ReplyDeleteThe Swami notes that you don't really have a choice. Once a Zombie, always a Zombie...
<< I wonder when K2 will begin taking responsibility for his actions. >> Perky
ReplyDeleteThe Swami used to adore Perky. Then she succumbed to Zombiehood. The resultant massive drop in Perky's IQ has always saddened The Swami.
Shutup you fucking pedofeel. You sit here accusing people of everything. Look at yourself your sitting in a room talking to retards. So much for that intelligent person you think you are.
ReplyDeleteYou have psychological issues, K2.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the average IQ of a zombie, 80?
ReplyDelete80 is pushing it btw.
ReplyDelete80 is about K2s IQ.
ReplyDeleteNOT SO MUCH LOVE IN THE LOVE FEST ROOM
ReplyDeleteBadestl3itch73: hey...where has lynnzy and mark been..do you know??
SxyDelaBabeRed: hvent spoken to them since april have no clue
Badestl3itch73: since april??? whaaaaa
Badestl3itch73: what about JB? i havent seen her in here in a min either
SxyDelaBabeRed: jb and lolita had words and now neither one comes in
SxyDelaBabeRed: well jb pops in every now and then
SxyDelaBabeRed: and pops out
How does K2 have a fiancee when he posts on here 24/7?
ReplyDeleteWHAT IS IN THE WATER IN DELAWARE?
ReplyDeleteSxyDelaBabeRed: she took a picture of his cock too
NotWith0utAFight: i love that picture ...
NotWith0utAFight: ronnie you can post it on the blog.. dianes cock
SxyDelaBabeRed: lol
YOUMAKEMEVOMlT6: headline.......Diane loves cock
SxyDelaBabeRed: we all know that
SxyDelaBabeRed: lol
NotWith0utAFight: ok ... its date night .. i am gonna go give my man a chubby
NotWith0utAFight: Love You NANC!
YOUMAKEMEVOMlT6: dont forget
SxyDelaBabeRed: love you DIANE!!! Hiya Huck!!! have fun!!!
YOUMAKEMEVOMlT6: if you must spit.....do it in can
NotWith0utAFight: you want that pic?
THE DELAWARE GIRLS IN FULL ACTION
ReplyDeleteSxyDelaBabeRed: OMG the best was
SxyDelaBabeRed: there was a dole banan truck
SxyDelaBabeRed: so diane took one of her bananas
SxyDelaBabeRed: and deep throated it out the window
SxyDelaBabeRed: I thought he was going to have a stroke
SxyDelaBabeRed: its was hysterical
Badestl3itch73: hahahahahaha i can see her doing that!
SxyDelaBabeRed: the guys face was priceless
Diane is a stupid slut.
ReplyDelete<< Shutup you fucking pedofeel. >>
ReplyDeleteThe Swami's pedos feel fine, and thanks for caring.
<< You sit here accusing people of everything. >>
The Swami has never EVER accused YOU of being a serial axe murderer; an empty-headed animal food trough wiper, sure, but that's kinda obvious.
The Swami is a major Monty Python fan, in case you hadn't noticed.
<< NotWith0utAFight: ronnie you can post it on the blog.. dianes cock
ReplyDeleteSxyDelaBabeRed: so diane took one of her bananas
SxyDelaBabeRed: and deep throated it out the window >>
And The Swami supposedly has "psychological issues"??? << eyeroll >>
<< How does K2 have a fiancee when he posts on here 24/7? >>
ReplyDeleteDon't be holding it against The Swami that he's simply awesome, while you're just chump change.
Chris,
ReplyDeleteAll these postings aren't going to rationalize your behavior or help you fit in. Please stop making such an idiot of yourself.
Swami needs to come to terms of his preference for dick. Honestly is the best way K2!
ReplyDeleteThose zombies have no class that is for sure.
ReplyDeleteChris,
ReplyDeleteDo you really have a desire to fit in with that group of pond scum, also known as zombies?
<< Do you really have a desire to fit in with that group of pond scum, also known as zombies? >>
ReplyDeleteNone at all. Because their room has deteriorated so far, I see few left who are at all interesting and nice. Wilson and Felony are about the only decent regulars who remain. A few others--Rooster, ResLend, Feefers, Butterfly--drop in there occasionally.
I'm sure I've forgotten one or two others. But basically they've driven off nearly everyone who's worthwhile. Sad... but as predicted.
<< help you fit in >>
ReplyDeleteBWHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHHAHAHA
K2 has stains on his briefs
ReplyDeleteIS BRANDON WILSON STILL GETTING POKE IN THE ASS BY QUEER BOB BOLEK???
ReplyDeletePerky said (this is the real Perky)... K2 can talk about zombies all he wants because he has two zombies himself. Mikey and Auto.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Auto but Mikey is a good, kind man.
ReplyDeleteWhy haven't all the "good" regulars who left, gone to K2's room?
ReplyDeleteMikey a "good, kind" man? I have never seen a "good, kind" man say that "he gets a boner from punching someone in the face" before.
ReplyDelete<< Why haven't all the "good" regulars who left, gone to K2's room? >>
ReplyDeleteWell, give me a list of ALL of the room regulars who have been bolted both by Zeeke and by Beth, and I'll be glad to tell you what I know. It'll be especially fascinating to see who formerly-nice Beth has deemed unsuitable, so please list hers separately.
And don't go all "none of your business" on me. Zeeke used to post the list on his blog in order to claim a "Great Victory!" over the "rejects."
That is because Zeeke himself is a reject.
ReplyDeleteThe question wasn't who Zeek and Beth have bolted. The question was, why aren't all of the old regulars coming to your room? Since you feel as though you are liked by so many.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 8:44 they killed the rooms is why. No one wants to put up with their bull crap anymore. People have either found other rooms already or have just quit coming on AOL.
ReplyDeleteK2 wasn't liked by the old timers of AOL. Why would anyone start liking him now?
ReplyDeleteMost of the old timers of AOL knew Beth was a two-face fake and didn't like her. The truth has come out now to prove what they thought back then was true.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Billy goes, he was nothing back in the day, and remains nothing now.
<< The question wasn't who Zeek and Beth have bolted. The question was, why aren't all of the old regulars coming to your room? >>
ReplyDeleteThat's rich... you expect ME to answer YOUR questions when you've refused to answer mine. Maybe that "the best defense is a good offense" non-logic crap works with your dumb-as-a-spud buds, but not with me. If you want me to answer your "why" question, first give me the data I asked for to reply. Otherwise, fuck off.
Oh, and please let me know who exactly YOU mean by "old" and "good" regulars. They weren't terms that I used.
But I don't seriously expect you to substantively respond, lest you have to admit to bolting, etc., lots of very nice people, like Eyore, Jazzy, etc.
Well personally I like Christopher myself and never have had any problems with me. But I know a lot have been bolted from the other room just for giggles. The rooms are dying and it is ashame that we all can't get along.
ReplyDeleteOf course you aren't going to answer the question. The numbers have shown you aren't at all as popular or liked as you thought you were. If so, "your" room would have more than Mike and Auto (and the occassional drive by).
ReplyDeleteRoomies who left the love fest room, or other rooms because of Ham and Zeek (as you say) would've flocked to your room, if they liked you or what you stand for.
Although none of the rooms are what they once were, there are usually 11 or so people sitting in the love fest room, where your no drama room may go up to 5 in the morning.
I guess after having met over 500 roomies, you didn't leave a good enough impression with them to like you enough to sit in "your" room.
Poor Poor K2
Before K2 has to screen shot and post the list of people in a room, let me clarify. What I meant to say, is in the evenings you can usually find approximately 11 or so roomies sitting in the love fest room, where the most you see, at any time, sitting in the "K2" room is approximately 5 (early mornings).
ReplyDeletePoor Poor K2
K2s been owned !
ReplyDeleteReally, it might be a good thing for many if the room dies. Then some can get on with their lives. But some I don't think some ever will like K2, Beth, Billy, Lois, Patti, Perky, Alan, Bonnie, Cindy, Rose. If you look at all of them two things they share in common is they are all drama kings/queens and they are ALL very immature for their ages. I doubt any of them have any offline friends at all people don't like to hang with drama types and especially not immature folks.
ReplyDeleteThose folks are still spending day in and day out in a chatroom after what 15 years now?
<< approximately 11 or so roomies sitting in the love fest room, where the most you see, at any time, sitting in the "K2" room is approximately 5 (early mornings) >> Vomit
ReplyDeleteThose figures agree with mine (as noted in my "Wildly Popular Room" article), although both rooms occasionally have many more than that in the evenings. I also appreciate you making relatively insult-free comments.
<< Roomies who left the love fest room, or other rooms because of Ham and Zeek (as you say) would've flocked to your room, if they liked you or what you stand for. >>
Why do you keep moving the goal posts, so to speak? It's tough to respond when you keep changing your criteria. And adding the little qualifier there was just intellectually bankrupt.
Why would you even posit that people who leave your room would flock to my room? Most people choose a room for their own reasons, such as that their buddies are there. There were very few people (Butterfly, Eyore, Wilson, ResLend) who initially moved back and forth between the two rooms. So, I did not expect, say, SMPinkrose, Bigred, or Pretty to move to mine once they fled yours. Similarly, if Mike left my room, I don't think either of us would expect him to join yours.
There are two cold, hard realities that you still seem to have trouble accepting. First, the overall group has deteriorated *dramatically* over the past couple of years. And second, the proximate cause for that has been the ugly behavior by you and your buddies. I note that in your new blog article, you spend a lot of time coming up with a long list of *other* reasons. People died? Really? You consider that a SERIOUS reason?
Better to BRAG about how y'all have effectively killed the group. At least then y'all would sound believable. Disgusting, but believable...
<< in the evenings you can usually find approximately 11 or so roomies sitting in the love fest room >>
I'm frankly shocked, Ronnie, that you admitted that. Surely you know that that size is a death knell for a chat room, right? And it's obviously a far cry from being as "wildly popular" as Zeeke once claimed. The path is all downhill from here, for both rooms...
<< I guess after having met over 500 roomies, you didn't leave a good enough impression with them to like you enough to sit in "your" room. >>
That might be a decent slam IF more of them were in the group that fled your room. Actually, I'm not sure if ANY were, but unless and until you give me such a list, who knows. But nice try...
Look at K2's long mental breakdown.
ReplyDeleteK2, the long hard fact that you refuse to accept is Billy is well-liked, and you, quite simply put, are not. Get help for your jealousy.
ReplyDeleteBilly is well liked by what? Misfits and rejects?
ReplyDeleteBilly is an idiot. He has Rose Hirst as a friend, what does that say about him?
ReplyDeleteThat Billy is......an I-D-I-O-T.
K2 ur fighting a battle u arent liked enough to win
ReplyDeleteI have popped into the love fest room many times. I would sit there for over an hour and not one single person would type a word. So, if are saying there are 11 desperate people that camp in the room to make it appear popular, more power to you.
ReplyDeleteK2 definately blogs on the right blog. He is one of the ugliest marylanders. He's ugly on the inside and out.
ReplyDelete(I'm sure he'll respond with a comment about zeek or a zombie instead of taking a good long look at himself and how he behaves)
Poor Poor K2
<< I'm sure he'll respond with a comment about zeek or a zombie... >> Vomit
ReplyDeleteThe Swami *always* responds to BEGGING by his adoring fans because he is such a wonderful guy. Well, that, and he always takes pity on Zombies. After all, they not only have ZERO willpower, but were never all that bright anyway! Poor, poor Zombies...
In fact, The Swami is even grateful to Zombie Vomit because The Swami sees MANY fine ideas for articles based on Vomit's stupid comments. And The Swami is soooooooo happy to find these ideas just dropped into his lap that he will give Zombie Vomit a partial author's credit for his forthcoming article, "Welcome to Zombies Anonymous"!
Poor Poor K2. I wonder if his mother is looking down over his shoulder, thinking "If I knew this is what he'd be doing with the education I gave him, I would've sent him to the Barnum and Bailey School for Clowns, or School of Circus Freaks"
ReplyDelete"I can't believe this is what my grown son does with his life".
"My poor poor Christopher (AKA K2, gurlyfag, swami"
How about Billy, Beth, Cindy, Rose, Nanci, Thomas, Ronnie, Judy, Perky, Alan, Patti and a few others. Do you think their Mothers would be proud? I doubt it.
ReplyDelete4:29 probably thier mothers would cheer them on. It's obvious none of them were raised right and dont raise thier own kids right. Let's examine the loosers parenting.
ReplyDeleteBilly sits in rooms and says he's proud that his son carries pictures of naked women around on his cell phone. He's 12!
Beth - she calls her son the demon child.
Cindy - What kind of mother tells a chatroom that her pregnant daughter is going to Bonnie's house to kick her ass?
Rose - Ashley's been in all sorts of legal trouble and sells her cunt for money.
Nanci's son is on the sex offender registry.
Thomas talks about his kids smoking pot with him.
Ronnie and Patti thankfully have no kids.
Judy and Perky both have kids well into thier 30s still living with them (with thier own families that they can't support)
I don't believe Perky or Judy's children are "well into their 30s", but even if they are atleast their families have a room of their own. Could be like Mike....his son had to sleep on the couch for all of the months he lived with Mike.
ReplyDeleteand K2s mom had a kid well into his 50s that still lived with her. Poor Poor K2s Mom.
I think its Hooter's kids who all live at all home.
ReplyDelete