(Written 11/4/11 by PrancerTheSwami for the Uglier MDers Blog)
The Swami is pleased to note the continuing obsession here with his upcoming marriage to the Lovely Pamela, as with:
<< Is there a date for the wedding of the century? Has the "lovely" Pamela... found a wedding dress? Where will the happy "couple" be honeymooning? >>
Although a firm date has not yet been set, The Swami is pleased to make the following announcements, after weeks of delicate negotiations with all parties.
1. Zeeke and Beth will be the Best Man and Maid of Honor, although The Swami isn't sure which will be which. He only knows they will surely make a cute couple.
2. The remaining Zombies will serve as Bridesmaids and Groomsmen, up to a maximum of three each with Zeeke (of course) deciding which ones will serve. Zeeke will also decide on which side of the aisle each will serve. Zeeke said that "Vomit looks fab in a Dusty Mauve mini-gown." So, Pamela immediately changed the color scheme. HA!
3. The Swami voted for Pamela to wear a low-cut white mini-gown with white thigh-highs, and white stripper heels. The Swami's vote, of course, does NOT count, so the Lovely Pamela will wear something... well... lovely.
4. The wedding will be held in Bethlehem, PA. That's not for any religious reason, but simply because The Swami's fraternity at Lehigh University specializes in getting "piss drunk." It also has a "mattress room" in the basement of its house. So, the male Zombies can immediately after the wedding start "tearing up pussy" in a comfy room with various female Zombies, any random co-eds who are sufficiently blitzed, and each other. The Swami is sooooooooo nice to his Zombie buds!
5. Because "everyone knows" that The Swami is "totally obsessed" with Beth, he gingerly approached Lovely Pamela about the possibility of a three-way (purely to please the pervs among his many adoring fans... and, well, because the videos would go for Major $$$). She said, "I wouldn't let that skankasaurus with obvious hygiene issues within 100 yards of us." Zing! But Pamela mischievously added that, "But Michelle Pfeiffer is pretty HOT." So The Swami will be emailing Michelle as soon as a firm wedding date is set.
6. To reserve copies of the videos NOW, send your email to itypeonehanded@aol.com. The special for-you-today-only pre-introductory prices are $99.99 for the one DVD of The Swami, Pamela, and Michelle, and just $9.95 for the entire boxed set of 14 videos of the Zombies.
Stay tuned for further developments!
This man is slipping deeper and deeper into delusions.
ReplyDeleteThe lovely Pamela had a nigger dick in her mouth
ReplyDeleteI loved the comment about you wouldn't be able to tell who was the best man or the maid of honor lol. Isn't that the whole truth?
ReplyDelete<< The lovely Pamela had a n***** dick in her mouth >>
ReplyDeleteIt's unfortunate that I can't say with any certainty which Zombie that is. They're pretty much all raving bigots, which is one of many reasons so many think they're disgusting wastes of flesh.
<< I loved the comment about you wouldn't be able to tell who was the best man or the maid of honor lol. >>
ReplyDeleteThanks!