(Written 11/1/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
This is what happens when Zeeke gets sooooooooo obsessed that he orders the Zombies to desperately cling to EVERY room I've ever used.
So he winds up with just Wilson and FOUR Zombies spread out over THREE rooms. (Zeeke was in one of the rooms a bit earlier, but I didn't happen to catch them between when Zeeke left and Wilson arrived, or it would've been just the four Zombies.)
I should be very flattered that little ol' me can cause that kind of obsession. But given that they are now posting my personal information (AGAIN!) here, I remain concerned.
I do, however, sometimes wonder how far I could get them to go. If I keep dumping and starting rooms, how long will they keep this up? Four rooms? Five? Six?
The Zombies never cease to amaze me with their childish antics and acts of stupidity.
ReplyDeleteThanks Christopher for giving us a good laugh.
Seeing how some people act makes me feel SO normal.
6:03 I agree, K2 is always a good laugh. The sad part is, we are laughing AT him, and not WITH him and he doesn't even realize it.
ReplyDeleteAll you non zombie, K2 supporters should go in his room and spend some time chatting with him. I see he's sitting in his ever so popular room, alone, once again. Poor, Poor K2.
K2 is a bore and I think even HE knows that.
ReplyDeletepoor vomit. city slug no life. butt ass ugly . And sucks zeeks dick tsk tsk tsk . What a life he has
ReplyDelete<< I see he's sitting in his ever so popular room, alone, once again. >> Typically dumb Zombie
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised you didn't claim yet another Great Victory because y'all had TWO in your room (Beth and DelaBabe) to my ONE.
Y'all are really THAT clueless. Sad...
AOL stock has fallen 50% in the last year..not that a single moron in anyone's chat room would think to short the stock and make a few bucks. But it didn't take any insider information to know that a company that provides a playground for such lame ass idiots as those who 'stake out' this chatroom or that chatroom couldn't be serious about making a profit.
ReplyDeleteIf K2 spent 1/4 of the time making love to his "fiance Pamela" as he does blogging dumb shit, she may not be seeking attention elsewhere.
ReplyDeletePamela is his cousin from what Beth said
ReplyDeleteYour obsessed cock sucker.
ReplyDeleteAOL stock..short the stock..give us a break. I guess the author of that comment has a beautiful apartment in the heart of Glen Burnie.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should stop staking out chat rooms and get down to business.
Wilson playing the childish games. tsk tsk tsk
ReplyDelete<< If K2 spent 1/4 of the time making love to his "fiance Pamela" as he does blogging dumb shit, she may not be seeking attention elsewhere. >> Chicken-shit Zombie
ReplyDeleteIf Zeeke had devoted 1/4th of the time he spent ranting in a chat room over the past 10 years to instead pursuing a worthwhile education, maybe he wouldn't write like a semi-literate Fredneckian.
<< Your obsessed cock sucker. >> Homophobic Zombie
ReplyDeletePeople with such obvious hatred towards others are usually also guilty of other ugly forms of bigotry. Sooooooo, are you also a racist? Misogynist? Anti-Semite? Ableist? Ageist? Sizeist?
All of those have been on full display in the chat room for many years by various Zombies.
Personally, I only discriminate against Idiots, like say, you.
If K2 had spent 1/4 of the time he spends keeping databases on chatroom antics, making love to his ex wife, maybe he wouldn't be an ex. Poor Poor K2.
ReplyDeleteHe has no one to converse with, so he spends his days writing blogs and sitting in a chatroom with Mike and Auto (BAHAHAHAHAHA)
<< If K2 had spent 1/4 of the time he spends keeping databases on chatroom antics, making love to his ex wife, maybe he wouldn't be an ex. >>
ReplyDeleteI know that Zombies are virtually allergic to facts, but you might want to remember this one lest you look stupider and more desperate than usual the next time. My ex and I split nearly a DECADE before I joined AOL.
<< he spends his days... sitting in a chatroom with Mike and Auto... >>
As opposed to sitting in a chat room with Zeeke, Vomit, Trikin, Eminence, et al? I win!
Its soooooo easy to make a fool out if k2
ReplyDelete<< The Zombies never cease to amaze me with their childish antics and acts of stupidity. Thanks Christopher for giving us a good laugh. >>
ReplyDeleteThanks! BTW, I've *heard* that The Swami will soon return.
<< Its soooooo easy to make a fool out if k2 >>
ReplyDeleteI'd probably say something almost that moronic if the refs had just called the game against me because of the slaughter rule. 'course, I'd use bigger words, proper punctuation, and excellent typing.
K2 why do you think everyone thinks ur gay?
ReplyDeleteWhy does K2 stay around? No one likes him. THat's for sure.
ReplyDelete<< K2 why do you think everyone thinks ur gay? >>
ReplyDeleteAs ShadowFace said so splendidly, "Don't know. Don't care."
Why are you dragging people in here who stopped talking to your stupid ass a decade ago?
ReplyDeleteIs there a date for the wedding of the century? Has the "lovely" Pamela (AKA K2s neice) found a wedding dress?
ReplyDeleteWhere will the happy "couple" be honeymooning?
Does she actually have sex with a man who has chronic diareha?
5:29 ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Does she actually have sex with a man who has chronic diareha?
ReplyDeletePam comes the day his SS check hits the bank, hangs out for an hour or two till he forks over some money, then disappears till next month. I'm sure ALL guys want that kind of love.
<< Is there a date for the wedding of the century? >> Idiot
ReplyDeleteThe Swami will shortly be responding via his first article in quite awhile. Keep your Zombie noses glued to the screen til then!
<< Where will the happy "couple" be honeymooning? >>
ReplyDeleteSooooooo, what's the Official Zombie Position on all those disgusting judiciary records of Zeeke's? Have you also ever received a temporary protective order against you for "domestic violence"? Do you also store loaded guns where a kid can easily access them?
<< ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >> Zombie laughing at himself because no one else will
ReplyDeleteSooooooooooo, how's YOUR judiciary record? Any major felonies, like in Zeeke's family? Do you regulary get "piss drunk" and zoom along an interstate at *111* mph?
I see a pattern. Women can't stand to be around K2. Although he was "married" for many many years, he and his "wife" lived apart. (She was probably hoping he'd croak and she'd get the cash). Now he's continuing the pattern with staying engaged to the "lovely" Pamela for decades. What kind of "relationships" are those?
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with K2? Why is he a lonely old man who his wife couldn't stand to be around, and his fiance can't either? All he has is Mike, Auto and this blog. Oh, and his thousands of bulbs.
Poor Poor K2.
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ReplyDeleteMaddy is correcting spelling? Oh funny.
For one thing I don't see any comment's with my name for some time now which as ugly can tell ya... I sign my name and don't hide under anonymous like a coward.Another is only one person obsess with me that need's to keep bringing my name into things! I have kept my word with blogs gone and name stopped I would go away and I have. So why you want me back? Miss me or something? Please don't let be the something because I have never ran into so many loser's in my life as in the MD chat room.
So many judgeing other's on thier uglyiness why they themselves have started and been some of the ugliest as they complain other's are. If you are going throw stones at another make sure you don't deserve that stone thrown at yourself.
Also why feelings so hurt by commments many of you complaining have made yourself to other's for years!
As far as Zeekypo being upset with the passing of his mother and brought into this maybe you should thought about that when you brought up the death of a very young boy! There's that stone being thrown that you threw first! OMG...can't believe your family so cheap to not have a service for your own mother too!!
Many of the people that had somewhat of class now have gone as nasty as so called zombies make's the chat room's a undesirable place to go now and people with better lives and things to do find another better chat or other things on computer to do more fun as you can tell by chat rooms dying effest.
I pretty much have lost interest in chat's and only came here again because I was asked for and wanted make whoever (can guess by who)thank you for thinking about me and missing me so much. Still here as you can see and doing very well for myself. Life is more important to me than a word not spelled right!
"diareha"?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA
Look when you learn how to spell words correctly when trying to insult someone, then you might be taken a little more seriously. Until then, your keyboard warrior ass will be laughed at and made fun of until we fall out of our chairs. Good frickin Gawd, is this what society has devolved into?
<< I see a pattern. >>
ReplyDeleteI see either "stoopity," ignorance, or desperation, partnered with poor logic and incoherent thought. I also see nasty slams of your buddies, Zeeke and Ham.
<< Although he was "married" for many many years, he and his "wife" lived apart. >>
Not to d'oh you or anything, but that period is normally called a legal separation. And BTW, Beth came very close to matching the length of mine.
<< She was probably hoping he'd croak and she'd get the cash. >>
That's rarely the case in a legal separation in Maryland, and certainly wasn't in mine. You'd have to ask Beth and Zeeke about theirs.
<< ... staying engaged to the "lovely" Pamela for decades. >>
Well, a couple of years so far, which is a small fraction of how long Beth and Neil have been engaged. And it's also generally known (except, apparently, by you) why Pamela and I aren't yet married.
<< Women can't stand to be around K2. >>
Do you mean like with Zeeke, who has twice as many failed marriages as I do? Or Beth, whose record of failed marriage/engagements dwarfs mine?
<< he's continuing the pattern with staying engaged to the "lovely" Pamela... >>
If you mean to include a period of engagement without living together as an example of "can't stand to be around (one or the other)," well, then you're probably slamming the vast majority of normal, happy engagements and subsequent marriages. And if Beth and Neil are content with merely living together for nearly a decade without being married, hooray for them. Just not our choice, for now...
<< What kind of "relationships" are those? >>
One marriage that was very good for a number of years, but then ended; and one engagement that so far is very good.
All of those facts have been widely known in the chat room for many years, so I can't mark your comment off to ignorance. And your comment is too long to be just another desperate quest to "get" me. So, I'll go with "stoopity" on your part, of which you're also frequently guilty.
Seriously, for your feeble attempts at fact-based attacks, you ought to first pass them by someone like Beth, so you'd at least have a chance at avoiding looking like a total dunderhead.
<< "diareha"?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? >>
ReplyDeleteI normally have to look up the spelling of diarrhea myself... strangely spelled, IMHO. And technically, I don't have the frequency to qualify. Not that that deters the Idiots...
<< your keyboard warrior ass >>
Nicely done! Can I borrow that one occasionally? I sometimes tire of calling them cowards, chicken-shit, or both
..actually it is 'evolved', that you most likely are asking about ...Devole is the passing of estates royalty rights etc ...you most likely meant"has the composition of said chat room and its members'evolved' into a pile of shit,as it seems to be?"
ReplyDeletechris big deal what the ass holes say. what can they do say bad words about you wohoo wow. Ollie < vomit < zeek who ever words words words .. wow . Sticks and stones. Not like they are going to knock on your door. lmao Pussy ass holes
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 1:35pm nothing that you posted made sense in your comment to me. Yawn...
ReplyDelete1:35 Must be Mikey.He`s the only one on aol that can post 50 one syllable words and call it a sentence. IDIOT
ReplyDeleteVomit I totally agree. Which leads me to believe K2 is in "his" room with Mikey and Auto whining about how people on he blog are talking about him.
ReplyDelete(Mikey and Auto are K2 zombies and don't even know it BAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
vomit you are still a city slug lmao ,, and butt ass ugly lmao
ReplyDeleteDont offend k2 with talk about pussy. The only puss he ever got was right before the wedding ring got popped. Then he jacked off for ten years whe sleeping on the couch and paying for his wifes demands and college tuition for two kids he didnt sperm. Wife dumped him the day the youngest one graduated and threw him out of the home he paid for. She git everything when her lawyer told his about the neighbor boy being peeked at. So now hes back to bending over and doinfg a full swAllow eating shit cause its been up his ass
ReplyDeleteWhat k2 doesnt tell you is why he has chronic diaerhea its a well knoen fact that if you ass muscles tear it cant produce shits so it has to turn to an easier softer method. Prolapsex rectums are always the result of anal sex
ReplyDeleteK2 probably jacks off to his bulbs.
ReplyDelete<< Wife dumped him the day the youngest one graduated... >> Vomit
ReplyDeleteGranted, Ronnie, that you were dead drunk for the entire period during which I used to discuss my former stepsons, their ages, our activities, etc., in the room. Now that you're sober, you might want to pass your hazy memories about those years by your buds who were fully alert. Maybe then you wouldn't spew crap that conflicts with widely-known facts, thereby making you look like you're just another ignorant Zombie who's totally obsessed with bashing me.
<< eating shit cause its been up his ass >>
Why are you so interested in poop and my butt?
<< Prolapsex rectums are always the result of anal sex >>
I'll yield to your evident expertise in anal sex...
K2, why do you keep posting like people actually give a shit about your life? No one cares. You're a drip bore.
ReplyDeleteof course, what I tried to educate you about,namely, using the completely wrong word to try and make your meaningless point, meant nothing to you. Yawn, that's why its so obvious that you never wasted any money on SAT test taking, since you never even applied to college. And even more obvious, that you are unmistakenly in the 99%
ReplyDeleteSorry K2, Beth told me Pamela is NOT your girlfreind.
ReplyDelete<< actually it is 'evolved' >>
ReplyDeleteI have trouble keeping that one straight in my brain, so I normally go with "regressed."
<< K2, why do you keep posting like people actually give a shit about your life? No one cares. >>
ReplyDeleteAnd yet here you are. D'oh...
<< Sorry K2, Beth told me Pamela is NOT your girlfreind. >>
ReplyDeleteThat's actually correct, since Pamela's my fiancee.
Listen you butthole squirter,the only ignorance going on is your vain lonesome ass assuming im posting shit here im not. You`ve been wrong 10 out of 10 times. RETARD!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, how did Beth ever get hooked up with white trash like Vomit, Zeeke, Bak and a few others?
ReplyDeleteHas her life sank to the level of acquiring anyone or anything as a friend?
I forgot Thomas. Another from Beth's trash collection.
ReplyDeleteOh K2 don't hate cause you don't get any pussy.
ReplyDeleteno mention of law school can we say LIER?
ReplyDeletehttp://articles.herald-mail.com/2004-09-12/news/25013561_1_young-sons-law-school-antietam-street
Oh and see he does have nieces (one is Pamela).
ReplyDeletehttp://articles.herald-mail.com/2004-09-08/news/25026584_1_martinsburg-robert-hunt-brown-funeral-home/4
<< no mention of law school can we say LIER? >>
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting that article about my mom... brings back many great memories. And it shows what wonderful people I had for parents.
I don't recall discussing law school with the reporter, but it certainly wasn't germane to the story. My undergraduate career was mentioned only in the context of the family's finances at that time. That wasn't relevant when I started law school many years later.
Also, I've told you num nuts many times that if you doubt my law school/lawyer credentials, just pop my full name (with middle initial) and "lawyer" into Google, and there I am.
<< Oh and see he does have nieces (one is Pamela). >>
ReplyDeleteI'm tempted to say that's possibly the stupidest comment I've ever seen here. But let's go with you've never read an obituary or know little about sentence structure. It refers to my mom's ("She is survived by...") nieces, not mine. A niece, btw, is the daughter of one's brother or sister. And my mom's nieces are also my first cousins.
So, if I had a niece, that would be my brother's daughter. (Still with me?) And she would be my mom's granddaughter and noted in my mom's obit as such. No such listing is included because no such person has ever existed.
Now, I'm sure y'all will drop your silly crap about Pamela being my niece. << cough >>
<< Oh and see he does have nieces (one is Pamela). >>
ReplyDeleteBTW, are you also one of the Zombies who got all pissy because someone posted a link to Zeeke's mom's obit? << chuckle, chuckle >>
<< Listen you butthole squirter,the only ignorance going on is your vain lonesome ass assuming im posting shit here im not. >> Possibly Vomit
ReplyDeleteGee, it sounds like someone is "taking AOL too seriously."
But as long as you Zombies are too chicken-shit to post using something other than the anonymous profile or one of the fill-in-whateveryouwant ones, I'll feel free to randomly stick a Zombie name wherever I damn well please. If you don't like that, tough shit.
<< Oh K2 don't hate cause you don't get any pussy. >> Zeeke or whogivesashitwho
ReplyDeleteDon't hate because you're morbidly obese and stupid. Now, go out and get "piss drunk" and "tear up pussy." You apparently do both quite well.
If Zeeke was good at "tearing up pussy" he wouldn't be chasing after someone else's woman. He would get his own. chuckle
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