Jeezy Peezy, how many rolls do these butterballs have? Why do women let themself turn into such emotional and unhealthy train-wrecks?Monika's New Year's Rez is I'm going to steal this blog from Rocco in 2012. He's already picking out my new Beamer since he can't stay off his yes *13* blogs. Since I'm physical fit and take very damn good good care of myself, I'm going to help out the less fortunate. There are people out there causing serious eyesores to others!
Let's
promote health in 2012. Maybe some of these Zombie women would get fucking lives if they dropped some weight and learned how to dress, talk, look, talk to men, and act correct in public. I'm of course majorally OVER-qualified for this position, here's a picture Rocco took a little while ago while we were out shopping for a Sapphire ring to go with my outfit tonight. No fat on me baby (except my ass of course).So what topic should we start off with in 2012 ladies?
Nice ass.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you need to take some of your own advice. Look at those cow legs and that wide ass.
ReplyDeleteLooks like someone is JEALOUS
ReplyDeleteThat is one fine ass
ReplyDeleteRose is hotter
ReplyDeleteCorrection 3:59.....Rose THINKS she's hotter
ReplyDeleteI GAVE MY FAT WIFE A 13 INCH DILDO A BLACK ONE AND I CLEANED THE BARF-O-LOUNGER. MY WIFE WILL SIT IN THE BARF-O-LOUNGER. SHE WILL HAVE HER DILDO ON AND I WILL SIT IN THE BARF-O-LOUNGER ON TOP OF MY WIFE. I HOPE THAT DILDO IS A PERFECT FIT UP MY ASS. THEN I WILL DRINK A FEW BEERS JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN MY BARF-0-LOUNGER. LETTING THAT DILDO GO ALL THE WAY UP MY ASS. THAT IS HOW I AM BRINGING IN THE NEW YEAR.
ReplyDeleteRose has a completely flat fanny
ReplyDeleteRose's ass can't compete with that ass. FINE FINE FINE
ReplyDeleteOne word diet
ReplyDeleteLordy... Zeeke just posted his *6th* article on his blog about me in barely a week's time. And this was a major one by Zeeke standards. It would've been at least *three full paragraphs* if written by someone with more than an 11th grade education.
ReplyDeleteAt what point does Zeeke's fixation with me change classification from Obsessed Idiot to Crazed Stalker? Should I start looking for mysterious white vans parked nearby? Will he soon be sending wave after wave of the Zombies into my room to post drive-by snarks? Do any of Zeeks's puerile pastes of my face to various pics indicate an unhealthy sexual interest in me???
Does the obviously coordinated campaign with Vomit (*5* articles) indicate anything more than total boredom with their dying chat room? Does Vomit also own a white van???
Inquiring minds, yada yada...
Billy does driveways all the time k
ReplyDeleteYes 5:15am Billy does.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else notice the gully fag didn't comment on the ass? Now if that were a guy' s...
ReplyDeleteHairdos!
ReplyDeleteYou wonder why the entire planet hates americans
ReplyDeleteAnd Patti thinks Billy wants to bang her?
ReplyDeleteChristopher, if you wish I can easily shift Billy's attention back at me. Billy is just too easy like that.
ReplyDeleteI don't read his blog so he can peck away at his keyboard like the tard he is. It would give him something to do with his useless life.
By the way, Happy New Years everyone!
Wowsa those are some heifers.
ReplyDeletelmao this is too fucking funny...this is the way i love to start off my new year laughing my ass off ....1st to hear rose is hot was funny but seeing the stupid shit with ask zeeke made my day ...i have never seen a more brain dead idiot like zeeke in all my years on this earth ..where does stupidity end ...and i also think the queer bob shit is getting really old and well boring ....its the same shit every day ...some dumbass doesn t have a life or is on the verge of suicide cause they don t have one ,then thinking of childish bullshit like that gives them hope and a reason to live ...we did do a herpe rose toast here in sunny cali for rose and we hope and pray she finds a life soon since the zombies have rejected her and all her bullshit ...I HOPE AND PRAY THE REST OF US HAVE A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR AND ITS GREATER THEN LAST YEAR ....GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND HAVE A GREAT YEAR
ReplyDeleteI still have to laugh about a statement Billy made in his room some time ago that someone sent me.
ReplyDeleteCoolHandZeek: chicks dig me
Now we all know what kind of chicks dig him. ::chuckle::
Both those women are over 300 lbs I bet
ReplyDeleteRose is about as hot as Maddie
ReplyDelete<< Anyone else notice the gully fag didn't comment on the ass? Now if that were a guy' s... >>
ReplyDeleteOh lookie... homoerotic imagery of what HE would like to do to little boys. Eminence is back!
<< Christopher, if you wish I can easily shift Billy's attention back at me. >> RedSky
ReplyDeleteThanks, darling, but I'm okay... at least until I see the white van parked nearby.
But do feel free to entice Zeeke into obsessing over you. It would at least break up the monotonous rants coming from his blog.
Id hit it. Bottom pic
ReplyDeleteI hope you also toasted to your herpes too in Cali....cough. Rejected by zombies....please, if you only knew. Thanks for the laugh. My ass isn't fat nor my thighs, and yes I do have a small cute tush.....not flat, but definately not that massive with those thunder thighs lol
ReplyDeleteK22 don't like pussy
ReplyDeleteLook at Rosie showing her jealousy
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine Billy in between those two?
ReplyDeleteWELL ME AND BONNIE HAVE CAME TO AN UNDERSTANDING IF I FUCK BRANDON SHE CAN STAY AND WATCH. THATS OUR NEW YEAR AGREEMENT WHICH I SHALL HONOR THAT AGREEMENT BY BOTH PARTIES. NOW BONNIE HAS ADDED IN THE SUCH AGREEMENT THAT IF BRANDON'S ASS STARTS TO LOOK SORE AND INFECTED EITHER PARTY CAN GIVE A 10 DAY NOTICE TO TERMINATE THIS AGREEMENT WHICH INCLUDEDS ASS FUCKING AND COCK SUCKING BY EITHER PARTY. AGREEED QUEER BOB BOLEK JR (HARVARD GRADUATE)
ReplyDeleteRose says.......(I had no muffin top due to the fact I was 108 lbs at the time...a tad bit too thin.)
ReplyDeleteYou are too thin at 108 but, you still have a muffin. That os because you do not do the proper exercise, you just don't eat because, you want to be skinny. By doing that, yeah you stay thin but, you also lose muscle mass and, your ass and, other things but, you are still have a lot of fat on you. Proof of that is in that red bikini you claim that Rob bought you. You have a gut there and, when you relax........its a MUFFUN.
Rose also says......(I have great taste in jewelry because my ex husband lavished me in gold....which is my favorite)
Was that the husband you cheated on, skipped town with another man behind his back? The one who you were married to and all the while, fucking another man in the same bed you shared with he husband? And, if he did lavish you with jewlry, where is it? I mean even when one is divorced, they can keep pocession of gifts that were given to them during their union........unless of course, he hit you with adultry charges. Not sure he is that bright though. I mean afterall, he married you in the first place!
meow ladies meow
ReplyDeleteRose really thinks she looks better than that ass? hahahahaha that is one FINE ass.
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