Friday, December 23, 2011

Truth coming soon

Stayed tuned it's juicy.

103 comments:

  1. Did Cindy loose weight?

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  2. Beth left Neil and is shacking up with Zeeke in the large garden shed Zeeke's mom left him?

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  3. Jesus read Vomit's blog and turned Vomit into a pile of scrap metal?

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  4. Zeeke "invested" his Zeeke Dollars in lotto tickets, hit the Big One, and has left AOL for a worldwide tour of getting "piss drunk and tearing up pussy"?

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  5. Ugly is really Mensa and has been faking it all along just to impress me?

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  6. Bonnie is going to have Eminence's love child?

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  7. Zeeke and Vomit are going to come out of the closet on Christmas day?

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  8. Patti confessed that giving Zeeke the room back when was a really terrible idea?

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  9. Rose and Bob decided to bury the hatchet after 22 years... in each other's heads?

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  10. A secret poll of the Zombies showed that they think The Swami is MUCH funnier than either Zeeke or Vomit?

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  11. Zeeke's been on a Butterball Turkey and Gravy diet since Thanksgiving and now has to be weighed on a Bariatric Scale?

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  12. Vomit secretly publishes stunningly good, mushy, romantic poetry under the nom de plume Sweet Maurice?

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  13. Rose and Bob really like each other and are close friends. Their act here is just a test for a new type tv reality series?

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  14. The Swami and Mensa have recently been submitting comments from the same Smart Phone traced to Aruba?

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  15. Beth has a part-time job as a cleaning lady?

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  16. Zeeke has a part-time job as a cleaning lady?

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  17. Zeeke had a genealogy report completed on his family and found out that he's descended mostly from slaves and Jews?

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  18. Ugly secretly taped the rehearsals of Zeeke's siblings for their Christmas day Come to Jesus meeting with Zeeke?

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  19. Bonnie and Pam both think Vomit's "kinda cute" and asked him for a 3-way?

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  20. Zeeke triple-dosed on Viagra and found out what it *really* means when you get a 4-hour plus stiffie? [Think "large bore needles"...]

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  21. Zeeke has his nails done every Thursday by a "nail artist" at the Frederick mall?

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  22. Vomit has knobby knees, one leg's longer than the other, his shoulders slope at different angles, and he has a monstrous mole on his butt. Oh wait... hmmm... that's ME. Nevermind...

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  23. Very, very funny and entertaining Christopher. A couple of times I started laughing out loud.
    I'm not sure which is my favorite

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  24. Pantry's feet make slapping sounds when she walks barefoot on a flat surface because her feet are nearly dead flat; she uncontrollably farts loudly at random times; and she snores loudly, grinds her teeth AND talks in her sleep? Oh wait... me again... nevermind.

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  25. Zeeke recently admitted that he has "explosive diarrhea"? Oh... geesh... ME again.

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  26. To impress Beth, Zeeke has been secretly taking ballroom dancing lessons and is quite good at the Viennese Waltz?

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  27. Zeek swallowed the tooth that is missing and I dont think he was left any money to get another one.

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  28. Vomit has organized the kids in his neighborhood into high-stakes games of Shoots and Ladders?

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  29. QUEER BOB BOLEK (HARVARD GRADUATE)December 23, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    WELL FUCKING CHRISTMAS DINNER AND MY FAT WIFE SAID WE WAS HAVING TURKEY AND HAM. I TOLD MY FAT WIFE LOOK STUPID I HAVE NO TEETH HOW AM I GOING TO EAT THAT TURKEY AND HAM. SO SHE IS COOKING TURKEY NOODLE SOUP WITH CAN YAMS WITH BABYFOOD FOR ME. NOW THATS MY CHRISTMAS DINNER

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  30. Jezzzz no wonder k2 has no friends expolsive runs

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  31. K2 has been reduced tot alking to marginal retards all day like Mike and Guy so what do you expect?

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  32. ITS CHRISTMAS EVE I HAVE A CONFESSION Only thing is, is that there is proof of Bob doing such a thing to his daughter, AS WE SEE QUEER BOB BOLEK JR IS ALMOST MAKING A CONFESSION.

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  33. And you are not a retard your self? Think again , but you are a pussy.

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  34. OMG will you people grow the fuck up.

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  35. I agree with you 6:47

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  36. I figured as much that K2 and Mensa were behind this blog.

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  37. QUEER BOB BOLEK JR (HARVARD GRADUATE)December 24, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    THE EVE BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT HIS COOKIES AND COCK MY GOAL FOR NEXT YEAR IS TO BE A BIGGER QUEER AND THATS BY WEIGHT ONLY. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND IM A HAPPY QUEER. QUEER BOB BOLEK JR (HARVARD GRADUATE)

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  38. Bob murdered Towan?

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  39. I wonder if Billy Cindy or Rose ever think about thier kids and grandkids with thier antics? If google other parent's name all the time before I allow my kid over at thier house and most people I know do this. Imagine what is going to happen one day when someone googles william l or cindy u or rose with a million names.

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  40. That's why we know damn well Rose ain't go no job cause HR googles all the time now.

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  41. I WILL GET COAL IN MY STOCKING WITH A BLACK PAINTED DILDO SO I CAN SHOVE IT UP MY ASS. WHILE I SHOVE THIS UP MY ASS I WILL BE SINGING JOY TO THE WORLD AND OH CHRISTMAS TREE. QUEER BOB BOLEK JR. (HARVARD GRADUATE)

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  42. I JUST GOOGLE QUEER BOB BOLEK LMAO

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  43. K2 is dreaming of a white Christmas just like the one he had with Bob. Pearl Necklace Christmas.

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  44. I OPEN ONE PRESENT ON CHRISTMAS EVE. MY FAT WIFE GAVE ME A GENIE BRA FOR CHRISTMAS. QUEER BOB BOLEK (HARVARD GRADUATE)

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  45. ROSE I WILL ADMIT IM QUEER CAN YOU NOT TYPE ANYTHING ABOUT ME ON CHRISTMAS DAY PLEASE. I AM TRYING TO ESTABLISH A LINK WITH CEECEE BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE HER BOYFRIEND AND NOW SHE IS MAD AT ME.THANKS QUEER BOB BOLEK JR

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  46. Merry Christmas Ugly, Monica and Children.

    RedSky

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  47. Merry Christmas Everyone

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  48. MERRY CHRISTAMS TO EVERYONE AND INCLUDING YOU QUEER BOB BOLEK JR.(HARVARD GRADUATE)AKA RUFFSTUFF@AOL.COM.

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  49. ZEEKE,RONNIE,ROSE,ASHLEY,MADDIE,SVAPAM,BONNIE,BRANDON,CINDY,LUKE,DAVE,JOHN,CHRISTOPHER,AND MANY NAMES I HAVE FORGOT BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES

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  50. IF THE TRUTH IS COMING......WAS EVERYTHING ELSE A LIE?

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  51. When ronnie was born the doctor slapped his mom.When ronnie was 10 years old he would chase the family dog around with his dick out and had a bonner.When ronnie was 14 years old he would stick his finger up his ass then stiff his finger.Why his nick name is vomit,on ronnies wedding night he had sex with his wife for 1st time, seen her naked then punk.

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  52. QUEER BOB BOLEK JR (HARVARD GRADUATE)December 25, 2011 at 11:15 PM

    I'M SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF I CHASED A BLOWN UP SNOWMAN IN A YARD AND FORCED IT ON ITS TUMMY AND HAD MY WAY WITH HIM. THEN I NOTICED THE AIR WAS COMING OUT AND PEOPLE STARTED TO LAUGH AT ME AND I FEEL ASHAMED PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

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  53. THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS,I FEEL ALL QUEER,AND READY FOR SOME MCDONALD'S FOOD.I LIKE THE WORD RONALD ITS A GUY NAME,MAKES ME FEEL GOOD. SO I ALWAYS CALL IT RONALD MCDONALDS TO GO EAT.IT'S A QUEER THING.QUEER BOB BOLEK JR.(HARVARD GRADUATE)

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  54. I guess Ugly got the email about Ronnie's full name and address.

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  55. Ronnie lives a block from Bonnie.

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  56. dad can you try not to be queer for a week and not ask my b/f to take his clothes off

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  57. vomits dad says........December 27, 2011 at 4:49 AM

    My son`s < ronnie> wife has a 10 inch dick between her legs.

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  58. THIS IS A FINE TUESDAY AFTER CHRISTMAS,THINKING OF COOKIES,CAKE,AND COCK. I WILL BE HOME THIS WEEK TRYING TO CATCH THAT RACOON IN MY SECTION 8 FRONT YARD. WHEN I DO I WILL TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE. (SEXUALLY SPEAKING)....< QUEER BOB BOLEK JR. (HARVARD GRADUATE)>

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  59. Betty here laughing at above post

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  60. Wonder what Zeek will get his mom for Christmas, maybe a life saver. Tooooo Funnyyyyy

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  61. Cindy's daughter didn't get her anything for Christmas hahahahahaha

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  62. Zeeke didn't get anyone anything for christmas.....he didn't even leave his house! His Christmas and, those who he calls "friends", all spent the day on the computer in the lost fest room and, blogging!

    It really sheds light on their accusations to others that "You don't have a life" or, "AOL is your life"! I think they see their own reflection in the computer monitor and are talking to and about themselves!

    Me? Well I left here on Christmas eve afternoon and did not return until this afternoon. Like those who have family that, they actually love and care about, I spent the hoidays with mine.
    Kast night, we all took a ride to Sandy point and, drove through the display of Christmas Lights on the Bay, it was awesome!

    Today I come home and read this blog and skim through the others and, see my name......again!

    Why?, I have no idea, I havent posted anything on here in over a month. Yet, here you all are pining for my attention!.....You must miss me....Too bad, I really do not miss any obne of you at all!

    Oh by the way, I would wish you all a Merry Christmas but, what's the use?? Can't be very Merry sitting at home and poking typewriter keys...no personal interactions. Just staring at a monitor all day long!!

    So sad................GOOD.........each one of you deserve it...........miserable bunch of low life blobfish

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  63. << I would wish you all a Merry Christmas but, what's the use?? Can't be very Merry sitting at home and poking typewriter keys. >> Bonnie

    That seems a bit harsh towards agnostics, athiests, and those of faiths other than Christianity.

    When I got stuck spending a Christmas in Arizona, I had finished doing Christmas "by phone" with my family by early morning, AZ time. Being bored and lonely, I went into the chat room. I was surprised that it was somewhat full. It turned out to be mostly the Jewish roommates. I chatted with them for several hours, and had a very nice day.

    Later, I went shopping. I think it was 80 degrees, dry, and sunny outside. uggghhh...

    BTW, Christmas tree lights look kinda strange strung up on a large cactus...

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  64. (Zeeke didn't get anyone anything for christmas.....he didn't even leave his house! His Christmas and, those who he calls "friends", all spent the day on the computer in the lost fest room) ---- Drrrrville

    How would you know who was where if were not around? Maybe the little birdy who told you has a life much like you are bashing. Poor Poor Birdy :(

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  65. Roflmao big surprise there about Billy, Cindy, Rose or Perky. Billy is a reject whose son is starting to hate him and his family doesn't care for him. Cindy her own daughter doesn't want her over even. Rose is just plain trash and Perky's married to a guy who doesn't even want to live with her!

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  66. (How would you know who was where if were not around? Maybe the little birdy who told you has a life much like you are bashing. Poor Poor Birdy :()

    I would know from experience! Zeeke doesn't leave the room until he has no choice. He doesn't spend much time at all with his family. I know this from the way he has talked about them in the past.....Claiming that it was a nice get together because.....no cops were called......when he met with his family before....on thanksgiving of last year I believe it was...I am imagining though with the criminal behavior and influence that has been said to run rampant in his family and, with the threats that Zeeke has made to me and to others, that his family reunions are not too unlike those of the Charles Manson family.

    Ever hear the saying that goes something like this "It's always funny till someone loses an eye" ? Well I think Zeeke family would still think it was funny even after someone lost an eye and, I am damn sure Zeeke would still be laughing.

    (That seems a bit harsh towards agnostics, athiests, and those of faiths other than Christianity).......Zombie 1,413

    Who gives a shit?????

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  67. Anyone remember the Zeeke nephew who he denied knowing who had a long rap sheet for breaking and entering.

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  68. 5:19 sounds alot like the HepWhore.

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  69. HEPWHORE (BONNIE WILSON) DONT COME ON HERE THIS TAKES AWAY MY ATTENTION AND MY ATTENTION IS ON COCK. QUEER BOB BOLEK JR (HARVARD GRADUATE)

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  70. HEPWHORE LMAO BONNIE WILSON LMAO

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  71. Stratman Road anyone?

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  72. Who lives on Stratman road?

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  73. Ronnie stopped drinking?

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  74. Ronnie's WIFE LEFT HIM for real. hahahahahahaha you big fat stupid idiot.

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  75. THE ONLY WAY I CAN SEE BONNIE SEXUALLY IS IF BRANDON IS IN FRONT HOLDING BOTH HANDS ON HIS COCK NAKED. QUEER BOB BOLEK JR. (HARVARD GRADUATE)

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  76. ROSE IS A HOTTIE

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  77. I heard, and this is something certainly not to make fun of, that Lynnzy was in a battered woman's shelter.

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  78. The only hotness to Rose is the blisters on her twat.

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  79. Heard from a very relieble source Billy lives at 307 E Main in Frederick

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  80. Oh and the relieble source is one and only Rose

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  81. ROSE LOOKS FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, NOW MADDIE WELL SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OVER LARGE LIGHT BULB ON ITS WAY OUT. LMAO LIKE I SAID ROSE LOOKS FINE AND YES QUEER BOB IS STILL QUEER.

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  82. QUEER BOB RATHER FUCK BRANDON THAN BONNIE WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU ABOUT FAGGOT BOLEK

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  83. QUEER BOB BOLEK CAN YOU SHOVE IT UP MY ASS BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR

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  84. QUEER BOB BOLEK JR....December 28, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    HEPWHORE BONNIE THATS FUCKING FUNNY LIKE QUEER BOB BOLEK JR AKA RUFFSTUFF @ FAGMAIL.COM AKA HARVARD GRADUATE. PLEASE DO YOU OR ANYONE THINK QUEER BOB BOLEK IS A HARVARD GRADUATE HELL NO MAYBE A JR HIGH GRADUATE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  85. << Anyone remember the Zeeke nephew who he denied knowing who had a long rap sheet for breaking and entering. >>

    As I mentioned in "The Zeeke Family Crime Spree", the lad (then barely age 18) pled guilty to burglary in the 2nd degree (a *felony*) involving *FIVE* businesses. Bail was $50,000 (YES, $50K), and was arranged by *Zeeke's mom*. It led to a FIFTEEN-year jail sentence, with FIVE years of hard probation. He was also ordered to drug and alcohol counseling with random testing, and required to pay restitution of nearly $10,000.

    In exchange for the guilty plea, related charges were dropped of "malicious destruction of property," theft, possession of burglary tools, "unlawful taking of a motor vehicle," and drug charges.

    Once out of prison, he had to face several violation of probation hearings, the most recent one barely more than a year ago.

    He has hardly been a model citizen otherwise. In addition to traffic tickets (most recently for doing 60 mph in a 35 zone, less than a year ago... $160), he also pled guilty awhile back to "CRED CARD/STOLEN:RECEIVE." He was sentenced to time served for that one (45 days).

    He subsequently ranted on his Myspace profile about facing the latest violation of probation charge, basically saying much of it was because his probation officer didn't keep track of his missed "anger management" classes for him. << snicker >>

    << Zeeke nephew who he denied knowing >>

    Well, the kid was Zeeke-size at 6'1" and 240 lbs. So, I'm guessing Zeeke couldn't have missed him hanging at Zeeke's mom's house, which was his listed address in the judiciary records.

    << who had a long rap sheet >>

    Incredibly long, I'd think. If it were posted here, Ugly would have to ask Blogger for more space. << chuckle, chuckle >>

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  86. K2 you crack me up.

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  87. That was Phillip Sheridan Underwood wasnt it?

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  88. Yes, Phillip, Billy's sister's kid. The one that Billy doesn't know. chuckle

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  89. Billy talks about other people. He ought to take a look at his own family. Chuckle chuckle.

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  90. How come this blog has hundreds of comments and Billy's has almost none? Whose popular now?

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  91. Don't worry folks, more interesting news is coming. What is the saying? "The best is yet to come."

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  92. This blog is awesome. Unlike Billy who writes all of his own stupid comments on his stupid blog, Ugly doesn't need to write his own.

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  93. << Billy talks about other people. He ought to take a look at his own family. >>

    In addition to his nephew the burglar-felon, let's not forget:

    1. His brother, who was convicted of "Negligently driving a vehicle in a careless and imprudent manner endangering property, life, and person."

    2. His step-nephew (?), with a couple of drug and DUI convictions.

    3. His niece, who was found guilty of driving drunk at *111* mph. That's separate from her FOUR other traffic violations in the last three years.

    Along with Zeeke's well-known and ugly record, that's quite a haul for one family. And BTW, I left out a LOT of minor convictions and charges dropped in exchange for guilty pleas, bench warrants, civil actions, etc.

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  94. One of these days I think we'll see Billy in the news.

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  95. hopefully the obits.

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