Swami forgot a couple and I definitely wanted to make sure we had them checked with NY Rezesss.Nanci how about humiliating yourself less in public in 2012 hon?
Patti you think you could separate yourself from at least one of your twelve rolls this year?The rest of you Zombies PLEASE STAY on AOL and leave our roads safe from piss-ass drunks, whoops I was talking about Zombies so let me rephrase, "pissed pants and shit drawers drunks".
Happy New Year's to Igor and the Swami and our HUGE and awesome fan club out there from Monika the hottie and my blog obsessed hub (who vowels to only blog once a week in 2012 and by next week he'll be buying me a new Beamer when he loses this bet). Some girls have all the luck, others have none, and if you need living proof stare at the pictures!
ITS NEW YEAR EVE AND IM TYPING WITH MY NOSE AND HOLDING MY COCK WITH BOTH HANDS AND IM A HAPPY QUEER TRUCKER
ReplyDeleteMY GOAL THIS YEAR IS TO LOOK LIKE MARK HARMON ON NCIS AND GET ALL THE GUYS TO LET ME SUCK THEM OFF. I DO LOOK LIKE MARK HARMON ON NCIS
ReplyDeleteLMAO Ugly, too funny!
ReplyDeleteAnd to think that these are Billy's women that he spends all of his waking hours with online. LMAO
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO big Victory Billy? What babes.
ReplyDeleteReally Patty you think Zeeke is going to tap your fat ass?
ReplyDeleteThe Harem of Billy Lewis. LMAO
ReplyDeleteOMG she's as huge as Cindy. Guess she suffers from blood clots too (cough, cough)
ReplyDeleteNancy wore that in public omfg
ReplyDeleteBetween Billy's family, and the women folk in his chat room, I now understand why Billy speaks so much about fat gurls.
ReplyDeleteGooooooooooooo Billy! LMAO
Billy must have tons of fun with his group of women.
ReplyDelete<< Swami forgot a couple... >>
ReplyDeleteThe Swami was laughing so hard at what he had written that he had a Brain Fart and couldn't continue.
<< my blog obsessed hub (who vowels to only blog once a week in 2012 and by next week he'll be buying me a new Beamer when he loses this bet >>
ReplyDeleteThe Swami recognizes that Ugly only said that to get one more week of Hot, Sweaty Monkey Sex from the fair Monica before life as he knows it crumbles.
<< Happy New Year's to... the Swami >>
ReplyDeleteAnd likewise to you, Monica. Just think, only *ONE* more week until you get BOTH the new Beamer and some Swami loving...
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ReplyDeleteThe Swami isn't all that well versed on real names of the various Zombies. Who's that about?
<< Nancy wore that in public omfg >>
ReplyDeleteThe Swami has long been amazed at what otherwise normal people will wear to sporting events to support their teams.
The Swami has long been a fan of the University of Delaware football team, whose mascot is the Fighting Blue Hen. About the only difference between The Swami and Mafia is that The Swami has been much more diligent at repressing pics of him dressed as a stupid blue chicken.
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ReplyDeleteThe Swami has recently sent a letter to the Maryland Judiciary Case Search site DEMANDING that they include AOL screen names as a searchable item in their reports.
The Swami hopes to free up some of his adoring fans from spending so much time trying to track down others so that they can better pay homage to The Swami.
Those pics were great!!!!! They all act like they are greek goddesses and they're not. Zeek sure has a lot of hotties doesn't he??? Bwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
ReplyDeletelmao I'm still laughing over those pictures.
ReplyDeletehahahaha now how does Patti fit in the bobcats and man you'd think that fat ass would lose some weight stocking shelves all night.
ReplyDeleteZeeke sure has some beauty queens doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY HOW DOES SOMEONE GET THAT FUCKING BIG?
ReplyDeleteIs that the same Patti who is always judging other women's looks man like she has any room at all to talk about anyone.
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing so hard I can't stop. Is this really someone who calls herself Sexy? She needs her head checked.
ReplyDeleteLook at Patti's butt. It looks like it has a life of it's own.
ReplyDeleteThese pictures even chased Eminence out of the zombie room.
ReplyDeleteFUGLY
ReplyDeleteI GAVE MY FAT WIFE A 13 INCH DILDO A BLACK ONE AND I CLEANED THE BARF-O-LOUNGER. MY WIFE WILL SIT IN THE BARF-O-LOUNGER. SHE WILL HAVE HER DILDO ON AND I WILL SIT IN THE BARF-O-LOUNGER ON TOP OF MY WIFE. I HOPE THAT DILDO IS A PERFECT FIT UP MY ASS. THEN I WILL DRINK A FEW BEERS JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN MY BARF-0-LOUNGER. LETTING THAT DILDO GO ALL THE WAY UP MY ASS. THAT IS HOW I AM BRINGING IN THE NEW YEAR.
ReplyDeleteI just want to know something. If you should happen to lose all of that weight, where does the blubber go?
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