Saturday, April 21, 2012

On being married to a hottie

It's not easy being married to a hottie. Since I've met Monika I've never been able to take my eyes off her. She is the best damn woman I've ever seen. I hate to brag, but I just gotta. This is what 500 crunches a day does for you.


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  1. I'm sure the jealous Zombies will find something wrong with her, even though Monica is in excellent shape.

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  2. DONT FORGET THAT OLD DISRESPECTED AA PUSSY BETWEEN HER LEGS

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    1. Obviously Billy who has never touch ed anything this nice in his life. No wonder Ugly is in love

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    2. What beautiful woman would want Zeeke to begin with? He has absolutely nothing to offer a woman.

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    3. Now that I think about it, Zeeke will offer to bash and humiliate any person that isn't liked by a woman. Look at Beth for instance. But then, again Beth isn't built anywhere near what this woman in the picture is. Not even close.

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    4. << Now that I think about it, Zeeke will offer to bash and humiliate any person that isn't liked by a woman. Look at Beth for instance. >>

      It's called The Al Bundy Attraction.

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  3. I'd fuck that in a second

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  4. If that's really Monika she's hot

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  5. now zeeke and vomit will jerk off every day. get a towel to wipe off the screen lmao

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  6. If Ugly is who he says he is, he's a wealthy man and can afford pussy like this.

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  7. hee hee hee i pissed off poor vomit on his blog, < da man

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  8. NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  9. Five hundred crunches, awesome. Most of the women on AOL crunch 500 potato chips a day.

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  10. What was Rose saying about being hot ?

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  11. Since I myself am a tittie lover I wish we could see a full picture of this gal next to the picture of the red bikini clad hottie,the one with huge tits who has been the object of so much derision. While both women have pasts that are somewhat questionable we have only seen one in full view. just sayin

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  12. You mean the one with the pale skin, fake red hair, muffin top bigger than snooki's, sagging boobs worse than a 50 year old, and a cunt full of blisters?

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    1. You mean the one with white skin instead of a tanned sun dried raisen....I was born a redhead and can prove it.....my tits still look good at age 45.....I have never had a boyfriend complain....oh and you mean my tight hot box that went around and I got many compliments of the stolen picture.....looking down at my kitty and it still purrs just fine with no complaints.
      Blisters....oh you mean the rumor of Rob giving herpes......to all of his ex's. See when you claim this you have to include all of his ex's, you know the ones you claim are your friends....again, if I have herpes, which I don't....so do they lol

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    2. OH...no muffin top here cupcakes..thin is in, but again, those abs are nice....again, you knock women who can wear a bikini.....when the last time I looked half of those ex's couldn't and even strolled a beach in capris lol

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    3. Translation = I have a muffin top and everyone's seen the pictures. And I'm pale and jealous of tanned woman. I send around pictures of my tits and cunt on the internet cause I don't get attention in real life.

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  13. You post pics like that of your wife? Maybe it isn't his wife. No face, it could be anyone.

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    1. Any man that had that would be showing her off like shit.

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  14. if those pics are all of the same woman how come she doesnt have the same belly button in each of the pics

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    1. i thought the same thing...one belly butter curves into the stomach at the top...the other has what looks like an over lapping flap at the top

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    2. You people are stupid. One is laying down the other up so of course the belly buttons will look different. Theres light on the belly button on the second one and not on the first makes the second one look bigger then it is The third one is too blurry to compare . There are some other differences but it doesn't mean it's not the same person. The first picture the hair is brown. The second two the hair is blonde and about the same length. The one thing that made me think this isn't the same person is the chest size. The chest size is the same in the last two but the first picture doesn't look chesty at all (there's no rise in the shirt). But it could be from laying down to. The second biggest difference I see is the waists. The first one is a boyish figure. Straight down. The second one has the same ab muscles in the same place but the body looks curvier. The third one is much curvier than the other two and the waist is smaller. But even this is hard to say one picture is from the side, one laying down, and one a front view. Skin color is consistent in all three. There's a mark on the right side of the body that all three have. The hair length is the same. The fingers are the same in the first two pictures.

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    3. Those pictures are not all of the same woman. Nice try K2/Swami/Ughly/ and anyone else who lives in your head.

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    4. I think they are. Sucks to be jealous you.

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    5. WTH is jealous? lolol

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  15. Looks the same to me

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  16. Zeeke could never get this

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  17. Zeek only would get all the fat cows since he likes to get pissy ass drunk and tear up pussies. And besides who would want that Tub of Lard in the first place. He wouldn't know how to treat a lady if he tried.

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  18. If Billy actually got laid once in awhile he'd be alright.

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    1. I don't know what Ham/Beth, saw in Zeeke, she, was out of his league.

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  19. Zeeke is a hurt little bitch.

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  20. They sure are scrutinizing your pictures Monica. lol

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  21. wow its a rain day and the retards have 10 in there room . did zeeke send out the email once again lol,,

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  22. chris i must say vomit has a thing for you. bet he jerks off to your pic`s

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  23. 500 hits of crack a day is more like it.

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  24. Some women like Beth will fuck anything. Their self-esteem is so low that even a turd like Billy looks appealing.

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  25. I miss blowing Billy

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  26. I was in the area of Walkersville today so I did a driveby 7958 McKaig and report that the hillbilly small ford pickup truck was all nice and calm there. No doubt, Billy has lived with Mommy for many years.

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  27. sorry but beth is not all that. PLEASE

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  28. first pic the girl is a brunette and if you look at the top left you can see her brown hair the other two are blondes and unless she decided to go blonde after taking the first picture can we all say busted

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  29. Do you morons really believe any of this crap posted on here? About 90% is complete bullshit. 100% of it is "who gives a fuck" It's for amusement pure and simple. Even if that is "monika" who cares. I'm not fucking her so what's it matter to me. While I'm pontificating what's up with the spelling of Monika. Is she some Nazi baby? I feel like I should give the Hitler salute. Reminds me of blacks that make up crazy names

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    1. Mvm that's because Monika is a smart woman. She wouldn't have anything to do with the likes of you!!!!!

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    2. LOL....ok, REDS...whatever...I'm not living my life based on anything that goes on here

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    3. I hope the "Reds" wasn't directed at me MVM. If it was, you guessed wrong. I never use multiple exclamation marks. You should check with one of the "tards" that keep track of the writing techniques of everyone on here, they know everything.

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  30. << chris i must say vomit has a thing for you. bet he jerks off to your pic`s >>

    I could've gone the rest of my life without reading that.

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  31. << While I'm pontificating what's up with the spelling of Monika. Is she some Nazi baby? >> MVM

    When I coached baseball, one of the (white) boys was named Patrik. That's no typo; there was no "c." He was a gifted athlete, and received many trophies. I'm sure most of them had it spelled WITH the "c."

    I'm guessing that he changed it the day he turned 18. Otherwise, he'd spend the rest of his life telling people, "Hi, I'm Patrikwithnoc."

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  32. I think Monika is Russian. Maybe spelling there?

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  33. Sweet dreams are made of these.......... Enjoy the dream kiddo!

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  34. Bullshit phoney pics....

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Don't be jealous of the Ugly's.