(Written 4/12/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, the inhumanity... the Poor Poor Zombies reduced to being OWNED by little old me!
Alas, I quickly realized that the place was still wall-to-wall with Zombie Cooties, so I left it behind after a few minutes.
But now there's Swami Taint all over their room, so perhaps THEY will have to start a new one soon!
Oh, and I'll announce later my "Greatest Victory" celebration party. Should I invite the Zombies??? << chuckle, chuckle >>
Im embarrassed for you
ReplyDeleteBe embarrassed for yourself, hanging around with the biggest bunch of cyber bullies on the internet. Does it give you pleasure to watch Billy, Beth, Vomit and the others trying to afflict pain on others?
DeleteBilly and Beth calling someone's daughter to try to cause problems between family members.
Jackie threatening to call someone's son's employer so he would lose his job.
Vomit and his childish, cruel pictures.
Mafia spewing names and making threats.
Billy and a few others telling someone to kill their self.
Frankly, I'm glad you didn't sign your name, because I would be quite embarrassed and sympathetic for you.
You're all as fucked up today as you all were 10 years ago !!!
DeleteThen I guess your efforts were wasted and, they seemed to have backfired cause, you are just as, if not more so, fucked up as you say we are!
DeleteHaha I hoped you took a leak while you were in there.
ReplyDeleteChristopher that coolest room was dead the first day it was created and the most I have seen in there is maybe 4 to 5 at the most. If someone goes in there no one is talking usually and it is dead as a door nail lol. I dont know what they think they're so cool about I see a horses ass cooler than they are. Zombies is a good name for the whole lot of them. Im glad I dont sit in a chat room 24/7 and have to camp to keep a room open at all. I got better things to do. I read this blog for amusement and I always enjoy your articles Christopher.
ReplyDeleteChristopher needs to let us know why he has to lower his standards to those of Billy(little man), beth, ronnie and nancie marie.
DeleteK2 you are always alone in your room. Grow up, you and the Swami. I could give you the names of a couple doctors.
ReplyDelete"I could give you the names of a couple doctors."
DeleteThis Doctor surely must be a quack since..............it hasn't helped YOU!
<< Im embarrassed for you >>
ReplyDeleteIf you have so little belief and pride in your words that you won't even add your name to them, why should anyone else give a single shit about them?
<< I hoped you took a leak while you were in there. >>
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally, I'm almost finished an article tentatively titled "What I Did While Alone in the Zombie Room."
<< I have seen in there is maybe 4 to 5 at the most. >>
ReplyDeleteThat's about their average these days. It's dying.
<< I always enjoy your articles Christopher. >>
Thanks, I appreciate that!
<< Grow up, you and the Swami. I could give you the names of a couple doctors. >>
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that you have several shrinks on speed dial. You seem about due for an appointment.
Christopher, you and I Co-own Zeeke and Vomit. You can bunk in the slum lords minds on Monday, Wednesday and, Friday and I will take Tuesday, Thursday and, Saturday/ We can alternate Sundays.
ReplyDeleteLOL Bonnie good one!!!!
DeleteK2, I was not being mean, I reallly do feel you need help. Before you make assumption, no I am not a "zombie" as you label people who go into certain chatrooms. I don't go into chatrooms at all. I do however, read blogs. Anyone who spends this much time obsessing over people in a chatroom needs help. Turn off your computer and see real people.
ReplyDeleteBonnie you are nothing more than a sport to the Zombies. They laugh at you all day long. Not admire you.
ReplyDeleteChristopher obsesses, Bonnie's a sport............So what is your take on Zeeke's actions? What is your term for him? Come on, let's here it? Oh, and do it under your REAL name so, you can also become their OBSESSION and/or, SPORT!
DeleteOh wait! I got it! I think that what you are saying is that Zeeke and Vomit are merely BULLIES with no other actual life. They have no friends that they get out and mingle with because, no one actually likes to be around them, RIGHT?
Those they do come in contact with, they can't play their type of SPORT with because.......well, they may just get clobbered by another type of SPORT!
We enjoy watching Beth going into the lovefest room trolling for dick.
DeleteAnonymous Apr 14, 2012 02:24 AM who is NOT a ZOMBIE, You want to see OBSESSION or, people who OBSESS? Have I got two OBSESSORS for YOU!
ReplyDeleteYou are being a ZOMBIE and you are also OSESSING! As you said, you like to read blogs so, I imagine that you also read Zeeke and Vomits blogs?? Yet, you accuse Christopher of obsessing?
Christopher's OBSESSION (as you call it) is merely a response to those who are OBSESSED with him and, at this point, YOU seem to have joined the PEA-BRAINS ie;(1. Someone who doesn't think before speaking. ie- unintelligent 2. A closed minded- ignorant, bigoted,prejudist, anti-cultural,intolerant or homophobic.) in ZOMBIELAND!
10 minutes to reply. Can we say Bonnie GLUED TO THIS BLOG?
ReplyDelete4:22AM, can you actually read?? My post marked at the time of 4:15AM was on response to your post of 2:24AM and, if you add 3 hours to both, Eastern standard times would be 7:22AM, 7:15AM and, 5:24AM! So, the post of 7:15AM was in response to your post of 5:24AM which, was almost 2 hours later!
DeleteReading comprehension is the KEY! ......FOOL! (Giggles)
BTW, are YOU tiffed that I do not visit YOUR blog? I mean from what I have heard, you seem to post about me quite a lot. I imagine you feel that all YOUR efforts to piss me off are for naught. And, knowing your personality, I imagine it is eating you INSIDE OUT! GOOD!
Delete<< You can bunk in the slum lords minds on Monday, Wednesday and, Friday and I will take Tuesday, Thursday and, Saturday/ We can alternate Sundays >> Bonnie
ReplyDeleteI prefer the traditional "day of rest" on Sundays. I am sure, however, that they will continue to obsess over us then.
Christopher,as a seasoned attorney you darn well that this is a simple case of breaking and entering. Which brings to mind some entering I have had the pleasure of doing to more than one of these
ReplyDeleteMarylander gals..
If I can get their permission to recall the events I certainly shall.
Not a fuck and tell kindda guy but it was interesting none the less.
Exactly what did Christopher break? The zombies ego's?
DeleteThere goes that lack of reading comprehension again!
DeleteA free translation service for our readers:
ReplyDelete<< I was not being mean... >>
= "*I* was being mean."
<< I reallly do feel you need help. >>
= "I really do feel that *I* need help."
<< no I am not a "zombie" >>
= "*I* am a Zombie."
<< I don't go into chatrooms at all. >>
= "*I* spend FIVE hours a day in a chat room verbally assaulting people."
<< I do however, read blogs. >>
= "*I* spend ALL of the other hours that I'm awake reading blogs and posting utterly stupid comments."
<< Anyone who spends this much time obsessing over people in a chatroom needs help. >>
= "*I* desperately need help, but the majority of the voices in my head voted against it."
<< Turn off your computer and see real people >>
= "The ONLY real person in MY life is the pizza delivery guy."
Sorry you feel that way.For the record I do not spend all my time reading blogs, I just think it's a shame a man of your education stoops to this level. No I am not a zombie, but I can see you not only lowered yourself to the gutter with this obsession but, you are becoming exceedingly paranoid. I won't trouble you again, the gutter is all yours.
DeleteChristopher is not in anyway paranoid! He is just pointing out the obvious hypocrisy that runs rampant among the Zombies. They remind me of religious fanatics who can quote the bible chapter and verse and preach the morals and ethics of the lord. But, seem to fail to live by those morals and ethics themselves.
Deletelittle typo, my secratary is off on Sat mornings
ReplyDeletemeant to say that you know darn well...and you do
His "secratary is off on Sat mornings." Hahahaha
DeleteThe fool must think everyone is as stupid as him.
<< Christopher,as a seasoned attorney you darn well that this is a simple case of breaking and entering. >>
ReplyDeleteIt's not my fault that they're totally inept at protecting their property. With "a little over 20 chatters," you'd *think* they'd have someone assigned to the early morning shift.
Some of the Things I Did While Alone in the Zombie Room:
ReplyDelete1. Pissed on the large potted plant in the corner.
2. Glued some of their bric-à-brac to the bookshelves.
3. Drew mustaches on all of the pictures of the female Zombies.
4. Took a huge, watery dump in the Zeeke Memorial Head, and did NOT flush.
5. Hid a large chunk of Limburger cheese in one of the air vents, then welded the vent shut.
6. Pulled down my trou, sat in Vomit's Barcalounger, and farted several times.
7. Loosened the tops on the salt & pepper shakers.
8. Poked holes with a small needle in all of the condoms in the machines in the bathrooms.
What would YOU have done???
LOL Christopher that was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
DeleteI would have laced their twinkies with quarternary ammonium salts!
Delete<< Christopher that was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO >>
DeleteThanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
In case it wasn't obvious, I was quite a hellion at weddings in my earlier days. After awhile, the invitations pretty well stopped arriving. LOL
DeleteOne trick I did that wasn't appropriate to the Zombie room related to my summers during college spent assembling cars at Chrysler and GM. During that few minutes before the bride & groom drove away, I'd hide empty cans deep inside of certain body panels and such. I gather they'd start rattling with the first bump and continue doing so for a LONG time.
Good times...
Very comical stuff there, Christopher. I bet the Zombies were scrambling to make up a new chat room name.
DeleteI would tell you what I would have done, but I am too much a lady to say.
I would have left bars of chocolate ex-lax laying around. Everyone knows looking at the zombies they can't resist chocolate.
ReplyDeleteI would have peed in a beer bottle and recapped it. Then I would have gone and sat in a corner and watch Ronnie and Jackie duke it out to see who got to the bottle of beer first.
ReplyDeleteMay the best drunk win!
your life is now complete. now go do yourself a favor and kill yourself. spare yourself anymore humiliation
ReplyDeleteWith all the shit they spew, something tells me they live off of ex-lax! Lace them with LIVER! Liver is a good source of iron and iron is binding! Iron deficiency can also cause people to be weak minded, such as the Zombies! So giving them LIVER will stop them from spewing all that shit!
ReplyDeleteGuess I won, Zeeke is back to telling me "GO KILL YOURSELF"! He is so weak!
ReplyDeleteIs Billy still sitting in a chat room waiting for Beth to adopt him?
ReplyDeleteOne thing we all know for sure, the only "pussy Billy is tearing up" is the one in his dreams.
ReplyDeleteNah, it's the one in his pocket.
ReplyDelete<< Guess I won, Zeeke is back to telling me "GO KILL YOURSELF"! He is so weak! >> Bonnie
ReplyDeleteZeeke ran out of new material about three years ago.
<< I won't trouble you again, the gutter is all yours. >>
ReplyDeleteSo sorry to see you go. See you Tuesday...
Zombie room...dead...dead...dead
ReplyDelete<< Zombie room...dead...dead...dead >>
ReplyDeleteYep, just MAFIA and Vomit in there at the moment. And Sunday evening is usually their peak for the week.
Mafia, Vomit and Zeeke, the lowest scum of the scum is all that is left.
ReplyDeleteo well its going to come down to a few jerks and nothing more big deal. They can have there room to rant and bash. once a asshole always a ass hole. soon its will be just a few lol/
ReplyDeletei bet this comment by6:11 is mikey. i cant tell his illiterate comments from anywhere
DeleteI can't? Oh wow genius. I won't mention your lack of capitalizations. Must be drunk as Vomit.
DeleteObviously, a Baltimore education.
DeleteIt comes down to is the asshole worth the time to even blog about anymore.
ReplyDeleteVomit is a real idiot. Bonnie's going to be at United Iron & Metal LLC within no time with your picture.
ReplyDeletebonnie got a few family members there......the junkyard dogs
DeleteThat would be Zeeke that has family there, the shit Zeeke peddles is junk. Also, it is probably where Vomit is taking all his junk!
Delete612 you're so right... They're all getting to be boring and their room is dying....
ReplyDelete<< Very comical stuff there, Christopher. >> RedSky
ReplyDeleteThanks, I'm glad you appreciated it!
<< I bet the Zombies were scrambling to make up a new chat room name. >>
Nah, none of them were around for quite awhile. I doubt they even knew I owned their room for a bit until this article appeared.
It is 10 AM and there are the same 6 in the so called coolest room.
ReplyDeleteI think it was said best on here earlier, these zombies are the biggest bunch of cyber bullies ever. Do any of them work or just sit on the computer all day? What a bunch of losers!
i think you means looser
DeleteTheir brain is looser that's why they are just losers
DeleteThey are losers
They are losing
They lost
The knot is loose
The knot got looser
They've loosened
You know all about being a loser, don't you Bonnie. Your picture should be in the dictionary next to the word.
DeleteThat is all well and good, Bonnie. Now, if you could just work on your punctuation.
DeleteMy punctuation is just fine.
DeleteThey must not teach language skills in Baltimore.
DeleteFor anonymous chickenshit of 1:53 PM, I imagine your picture is already next to the definition. That would explain why it is you will not sign your name.
Delete7:10 you think people who act like this can hold down a job? Let's ask Hughes Networking System
ReplyDelete8:32 evidentally you can't hold down a job.
ReplyDeletevomit works there at united iron. theyre not his reciepts. he pulled them out of the trash can he gets paid to empty
ReplyDeleteI before E, except after C. Weird.
DeleteVomit can be found at AA meetings all around Landsdowne. His real name is Ron Young.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't take a genius to tell you the Zombies are all severe alcoholics with brain damage. Why else would anyone spend 90 percent of their existence doing what they do? Beth, Rose, Billy, Ronnie, MVM, Pantry, Cindy, Dee, Perky, Alan, and so on are all known alcoholics.
ReplyDeleteUnless you are spending the same 90% of your time following all of them to see what they do all day, how would you know? I love all the ones who think they are mightier than others, but engage in the same behavior they claim to detest. Try going out and enjoying the weather.
Delete<< Christopher needs to let us know... >>
ReplyDeleteBold words from a chicken-shit Coward...
AnonymousApr 17, 2012 12:22 PM begins its post with - "Unless you are spending the same 90% of your time following all of them to see what they do all day, how would you know?" and ends the post with - "Try going out and enjoying the weather." I am wondering if anonymous of 8:21AM follows all involved to know if they do or don't go out to enjoy the weather? They also state - "I love all the ones who think they are mightier than others, but engage in the same behavior they claim to detest." Well, everyone should love THYSELF!
ReplyDeletewhy are those people so important to you? did they get you fired from a job ? kidnap your children? burn your house down? why are they getting so much attention?
DeleteWhy is what anyone says on a blog about anyone else important to you?.........did this blog cause YOU to lose a job? Did someone kidnap YOUR children? burn YOUR house down? Why are YOU giving this blog so much attention?
DeleteThe above post of 3:32 PM where it was asked "Try going out and enjoying the weather." I am wondering if anonymous of 8:21AM follows all involved to know if they do or don't go out to enjoy the weather?", was supposed to read "Try going out and enjoying the weather." I am wondering if anonymous of 12:22 PM follows all involved to know if they do or don't go out to enjoy the weather?
DeleteMultitasking is not good to me............
Bonnie really does say the dumbest things
Delete<< Obviously, a Baltimore education. >>
ReplyDeleteLike, say, at Johns Hopkins?
The ones who are bashing the Baltimore education either did not get an education. An education is what you make of it. I doubt that any of the Zombies got much of an education. I have family that have gotten Baltimore educations at University of Baltimore Law School, University of Maryland School of Dentistry,as well as Johns Hopkins. Before you start bashing Baltimore education or any education, take a look in the mirror.
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