(Written 2/7/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders blog)
(Disclaimer: I pretty much hate cats.) Years ago, my mom had a cat named Pretty Boy. (Yep, a fat, outdoorish tomcat named Pretty Boy.) Mom asked me take a pic of it one day as it lounged on the radiator cap and gazed out at the school playground about 50' away.
It was a good pic opportunity, but Mom read far more into than I did. She went on and on about how he was watching over the neighborhood kids, admiring the beauty of the surroundings, blah blah blah. I said, "Mom, he's a cat. A cat has an IQ of 3. It's easily amused."
So it apparently is with Zeeke and Vomit as evidenced by this statement today on Zeeke's blog about their mutual fascination with pasting my head onto pics (about 50 times so far), as follows:
"Ronnie and I have been laughing about this for months.. Stick Faggy's head on any picture and it becomes instantly funny."
For months??? Wow... yep, *very* easily amused. But I'm sure they both have IQs WAY higher than 3. Any guesses??? I'm thinking 85-90...
That cat has more freinds then K2
ReplyDeleteBet he's thought about doing that cat
ReplyDeleteChristopher there are nothing wrong with cats. Some people just dont like them and me I dont care for dogs as a pet. Cats are a lot of company but everyone has their own opinions.
ReplyDelete<< That cat has more freinds then K2 >>
ReplyDeleteThe cat's dead...
<< Christopher there are nothing wrong with cats... everyone has their own opinions >>
ReplyDeleteA cat will desert you the moment there's a problem. A dog will stay with you forever, regardless of circumstances.
When you arrive home after work, a cat will look at you like, "About time! Where's MY dinner?!?!?!?" A dog will wag its tail and whole body because it's just soooooooooooooo happy to see you again.
A dog will take a bullet to protect you. A cat will duck.
well,cats make an interesting accesory for dungeon play. If the feline is older fatter and wiser to what goes on in the playroom, all the better. Most helpful if the slave is bound firm and tight so she cant wiggle about and scare the pussy away.The standard ball gag will keep her moans to a minimum and allow the cat to concentrate on the task at hand. Couldnt be simpler,with the bitch spread eagled, using the spreader bar, just place the furry thing between her furry thing,one or two shakes of the whipped cream can, a shot or two on the tender cunt lips,and the cat uses its scratchy tounge to lick the cream from the frothy twat.Its an experience that the bitch wont soon forget. The cat wont remember it though
ReplyDeleteI DONT LIKE PUSSY I LIKE IT UP MY ASS. MY NAME IS UP MY ASS QUEER BOB BOLEK JR
ReplyDeleteDO YOU KNOW I HAVE NOT BEEN ASSFUCKED IN 48 HOURS AND IM READY. I AM READY TO BEND OVER ON MY BARF-O-LOUNGER AND GET IT UP THE ASS
ReplyDeleteLast 3 comments were all made by the same person and it sounds like something that Zeeke or, Vomit would post.
ReplyDeleteAnyone notice K2 gets no attention on his articles unless he writes about the whore Rose or Billy ?
ReplyDeleteseems like everytime people post an article here comes good old skanky ass rose and her gay comments ..i think shes hot on queers and the only way to stop it is to delete them ...when they see the comments are deleted then the childish will stop ...thats the only thing rose has is wanting shit up her ass and trying to trash others ...chris writes about cats and here comes rose with the queer shit ...rose is infactuated with queers the way zeeke is with k2s head ...when will they say enough is enough and stop the bullshit or do i need to report the blog for gay bashing and hate language
ReplyDeletenice photo Chris, you should frame it and enter it in a photo contest
ReplyDelete<< K2 gets no attention on his articles unless he writes about the whore Rose or Billy ? >> Zeeke
ReplyDeleteYou and Vomit get no attention regardless of what y'all write about.
<< nice photo Chris, you should frame it and enter it in a photo contest >>
ReplyDeleteThanks! Perhaps I will...
Hey 5:53 go shove a cock up your ass. It seems you are obsessed with me. I mean you can't keep me out of your mouth.
ReplyDeleteRose this Rose that, shit, what is wrong? Can't you find someone to fuck you? What are you upset that some dude from Texas bashes Bob? It's ok to bash others just not your Boobers.
I own you bitch. Maybe if dumbnuts would stop responding to Texas Deputy and you would keep me out of your toothless hole, there would be no responses. You are just so paranoid over me and give me way too much credit....Cunt, I work from 12-8pm..........and I am too busy to live on here looking and commenting on a blog. Look at the times or are you uneducated?
Nice Pic Chris, Jim and I have a cat that looks like that named meow meow, go figure lol
ReplyDeleterose i like to play with your cat hee hee ........
Delete<< Nice Pic Chris >> Rose
ReplyDeleteThanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
<< Jim and I have a cat that looks like that named meow meow >>
LOL! Mom called our fav dog when I was a kid Prancer because that's how she seemed to walk as a puppy. Cutesy crap. My bro' and I wanted to call her Mortimer, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
your mother was a cock whore
DeleteI HATE CATS I LOVE WEINERS BIG WEINERS THAT CAN GO UP MY ASS IM BOB BOLEK AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE
ReplyDeleteIM HANGING AT THIS TRUCKSTOP IN DELEWARE AND THESE 2 TRUCKERS ARE GIVING ME THE EYE. I THINK THEY WANT A 3SOME. I MAY OFFER TO BE THE OREO AND LET THEM PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE WHILE I TAKE IT UP THE ASS AND GIVE HEAD. THIS IS NEW TO ME BUT IM BLUSHING WITHOUT TEETH. IM A QUEER TRUCKDRIVER AND MY NAME IS BOB BOLEK JR
ReplyDeleteHEY OL FAGGY YOU WANT TO JOIN ME
ReplyDeleteDoes Meow Meow have herpes too?
ReplyDeleteFigures Mikey would be stupid enough to like complete trailer trash with herpies.
ReplyDelete<< Anyone notice K2 gets no attention on his articles unless he writes about the whore Rose or Billy ? >> Zeeke
ReplyDeleteYou must have me confused with Ugly. I don't think I've ever written an article about Rose. And even my "nice" articles get a LOT more comments than any of yours.
that is good to hear Chris. No reason to participate in bashing a woman,who, for whatever reasons, remains someone who seems to be identified with a certain social stigma. Just wish this blog could have the bar raised a bit so as to discuss more sex, money, and politics among mature adults. Wishful thinking to be sure.
ReplyDeleteSMH, Isn't it sad that K2 sits all alone in his chatroom day after day. Even his articles aren't getting the attention they used to. Maybe you should have pay attention to people who told you to GROW UP. A man of your advanced years should be planting your flowers or sitting in your rocking chair remembering when you had friends, oh wait was that ever the case?
ReplyDelete<< Isn't it sad that K2 sits all alone in his chatroom day after day. Even his articles aren't getting the attention they used to. Maybe you should have pay attention to people who told you to GROW UP. >>
ReplyDeleteOh, looky, another semi-literate, chicken-shit Zombie trying to take shots at me.
As to my articles, my last one so far has *223* comments. That's, what, an entire year's worth for Zeeke's blog? Several month's worth for Vomit's?
And I'm surely *not* going to take growing up cues from the likes of the people in your room. Consider:
1. They verbally assault anyone they don't like, or anyone new, with nastiness like, "Cocksuckingjewfagbitch." Threats of physical violence have been common.
2. Your leader regularly gets "piss drunk and tears up pussy." He also has an extensive judiciary record for domestic violence, drunk driving, and a problem with firearms around a child. He also used to regularly bolt "50+" room regulars just for shits and giggles. Really mature stuff there...
3. Your princess dumped very personal and confidential information about a former "close personal friend" to Zeeke and who knows how many others. That's "grown up" in your view?
As to my friends, I have many. But few of them are active on AOL. The few that I did have here have mostly been driven away by the disgusting behavior of you and your ilk in your chat room.
Gee, I somehow managed to forget the profound bigotry y'all have spewed all over the place. Racism (remember Vomit's repeated use of the N-Word leading to new accounts?), homophobia, misogyny, and making fun of people for their weight (odd, considering Zeeke's almost "morbidly obese"), physical appearance (again, odd...), handicap, etc.
ReplyDeleteAnd *I* need to "grow up"? << chuckle, chuckle >>
K2 has spent a lifetime being in denial of his sexuality and his popularity.
ReplyDelete<< K2 has spent a lifetime being in denial of his sexuality and his popularity. >>
ReplyDeleteYou've spent a lifetime with various psychological problems owing to your jealousy of those who have accomplished so much more than you can ever hope to given your limited skill set.
Which drugs does your shrink have you on? Just curious 'cause they sure don't seem to be helping you much.
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ReplyDelete3 REPLIES K2 is about to loose it.
ReplyDeleteYou've spent a lifetime with various psychological problems owing to your jealousy of those who have accomplished so much more than you can ever hope to given your limited skill set.
Here he goes trying to be so much better then everyone else yet he has no freinds at all. ha ha ha ha you fucking old fucking loser your accomplishments didn't do much for you? Sued by the nieghbors no freinds everyone turned on you in MDover35 and no fucking pussy. Or dick like you like.
What accomplishments do you have 540??? Obviously you are one of the zombies. Also Christopher has some very high morals and very good communication skills which you do not have.......
Delete<< Also Christopher has some very high morals and very good communication skills which you do not have. >>
DeleteThanks!!!
FAG
ReplyDelete<< Here he goes trying to be so much better then everyone else... >>
ReplyDeleteLet's see here... you're at the very least a total coward. You're a disgusting bigot. You have rather obvious psychological-emotional issues. And you're part of an ugly clique that engages in the "mindfuck" activities I mentioned earlier. Without knowing anything more about you, it's clear that, in essence, you're pond scum.
So, it's really not a question of whether *only* I am much better than you. I'd estimate that 99.99% of the people on Earth are far better human beings than you are.
Let's face reality old man.
Delete1. You spend all your time on a smear blog writing trash about people you supposedly detest.
2. Every single article you write you include words to intentionally provoke.
3. Every single article you write stuff like look what Vomit wrote to my article? Quite obviously revealing you post all this to get a reaction out of them.
4. You are supposedly some distinguished scholar doing this who held a position of trust and required keeping a good character going. I can hardly see any attorneys engaging in this practice and thinking they could hold a license. The fact that you think you're doing this being "retired" just shows you are not one of character.
5. Your "Good Online friends" include such wonderful characters as a freaky guy name Guy who lies pathologically Isn't that something you constant say about the Zombies you lie frequently badly without remorse?
6. Another one of your good friends is a nearly illiterate man who has been charged with domestic abuse charges. Isn't that what you constantly condemn about Zeeke and yet you are friends with Mikey?
7. Another one of your friends has been caught in endless lies even lying about pregnancies and she's run a smear blog for years. Isn't that what you say again about you lie frequently badly without remorse?
8. Oh your other good friend Bob who lies all the time doesn't support his kids and is nearly illiterate.
What wonderful friends you have. The truth is you are a lonely freak who has no clue how to make friends. No one liked you in the old Marylanders room and I doubt anyone likes you in person. In fact I've heard nearly everyone who has met you has found you boring, nosy, condescending, rude, and that you often are found sitting alone. I've also heard stories of you just taking people's pictures and posting them online without ever asking the person.
zeek is a cornhole
ReplyDeleteK2 is a stalker
ReplyDelete<< Just wish this blog could have the bar raised a bit so as to discuss more sex, money, and politics among mature adults. >>
ReplyDeleteLike that grandma who's now selling her story about her long-term affair with JFK for Major $$$? Or did I miss another new one about Newt? Clinton's at it AGAIN???
Tsk tsk K2, Ugly just posted somethingin his blog and it has almost as many replies as your last entry which has been up for days.What does that say hmmmm? Let me help you. It says people are tired of the little old man who sits in a chatroom all alone all day every day CAMPING. LOL you have become something YOU detest lol. You really should take advantage of all those friends you say you have off line and join them.
ReplyDelete<< 1. You spend all your time on a smear blog writing trash about people you supposedly detest. 2. Every single article you write you include words to intentionally provoke. >>
ReplyDeleteZeeke and Vomit write 10 articles a WEEK about me and you're giving me shit on the occasional one I write about them? And this is a "smear blog" and I write "trash," as compared to Zeeke's and Vomit's? Ooooooooookay... typical Zombie Thinking.
<< You are supposedly some distinguished scholar... >>
I've never claimed that. I just have a LOT of education.
<< I can hardly see any attorneys engaging in this practice and thinking they could hold a license. The fact that you think you're doing this being "retired" just shows you are not one of character. >>
Negative comments about my "character" from a chicken-shit Zombie hiding behind an Anonymous profile? Priceless! BTW, I also did "this" long before I retired.
<< "Good Online friends" >>
If you mean my occasional reference to "close personal friend," please note for future reference that's a phrase Beth called me, NOT vice versa.
I do have a few good friends who also happen to be on AOL, but you don't know of any of them. No one in the chat room group does, either, and I intend to keep it that way.
As to Guy, Mike, Rose, and Bob, they are people I occasionally chat with either in the room or by IM. That's also true of a dozen or so other AOLers. I consider them chat buddies or something like that, but clearly not "close personal friends." The only one of them I've even met is Mike, for a few minutes.
<< I've also heard stories of you just taking people's pictures and posting them online without ever asking the person. >>
Heard stories? Ahhhh, good old-fashioned rumor mongering, eh? That brings you to about 0-for-10 today. Check with your good bud, Beth, for example. I have at least 20 pics I've taken of her that've never seen the light of day because she asked me to keep them private. And I've done so despite her disgusting behavior towards me since.
<< The truth is you are a lonely freak who has no clue how to make friends... and I doubt anyone likes you in person. >>
ReplyDeleteThe truth is I have dozens of friends I've known for decades and a few others, who you know nothing about, and never will.
<< No one liked you in the old Marylanders room. In fact I've heard nearly everyone who has met you has found you boring, nosy, condescending, rude, and that you often are found sitting alone. >>
Ahhhh, again with the "I've heard" crap. The truth is that usually the best-looking women (Beth, Ladyhawg, Pamela, Barbi, Check, Rhonda, LadyExec, Zima, Annie C, Gina, Sally, etc.) sat with me because they liked me, as did many other men and women. The truth is that I took several AOL women ballroom dancing, to dinner-theatres, etc., and we thoroughly enjoyed it. And a few of them even met my mom. LOL
The truth is I've met over 500 AOLers and I doubt if you've talked to more than the few who are Zombies. And I'm sure they strongly dislike me. Big whoop. The feeling is mutual.
The truth is that you lie frequently, badly, and without remorse.
The truth is that your only friends seem to be the Zombies with whom you regularly get "piss drunk." And "nearly everyone" thinks the Zombies are vile, disgusting cretins.
<< Ugly just posted somethingin his blog and it has almost as many replies as your last entry which has been up for days.What does that say hmmmm? >>
ReplyDeleteWell, let's see... why don't we compare the number of comments my current article has received so far compared to Zeeke's. This one is currently at 45. His last six have received 0-0-0-0-0-0. Gee... let's keep going back with Zeeke's blog until we reach 45 comments. So, continuing, that's 1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-0-0... oh, nevermind, I don't want to wear out my ZERO key.
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ReplyDeleteDid I mention that all *3* of those comments were made by either Vomit or Tx Deputy? That it took almost a WHOLE month to get just 3???
ReplyDeleteNear as I can tell, Vomit, TX and I are the ONLY people who read Zeeke's blog. << snicker >>
Poor, poor Zeeke...