Tuesday, February 21, 2012

AOLEXIA

Is a growing problem in our society. Millions of people seem to have it. I’m not sure why there has been so little attention given to this problem, but it has been around for a very long time.

This disease is extremely dangerous and highly contagious. Scientists are beginning to believe that it may be the result of a problem within the brain of the patient. With aolexia the patient’s brain appears to misinterpret everything that they hear.

 If you or someone you love suffers from this disease it is imperative that you seek treatment. Current treatment involves:
  1. Learning to get the wax out of your ears and listen to the real message that is being spoken. 
  2.  Getting over your own self importance. 
  3.  Learning to correctly interpret information without filtering it through one’s ego.
  4.  Overcoming your own pure stupididty. 
  5.  Logging off AOL and getting a life.

46 comments:

  1. sounds like this was wrote for the gurly fag.

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  2. No I think it was wrote for Vonit and Zeek. That is all they have is AOL.

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  4. << Learning to get the wax out of your ears... >>

    I had an earwax problem from 20 to 10 years ago, then it mysteriously disappeared. I have some weird genes in my pool

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  5. It is a problem that just needs some heavy duty disinfectant to eradicate the fungi known to the internet world as ZEEKE

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  6. Someone should check out Kayrus Solutions LLC in Fort Washington MD

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  7. if anyone could can you post this vomits last name i d really like to see 1st hand what kind of loser this garbage really is

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    1. 650.... that was so well written and so softly said. keep up the great work

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    2. His full name is Vomit Torium

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  8. they saying his last name is swanson

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  9. maybe someone should tell K2 about logging off, oh wait maybe I should express myself in a way that the people who respond to this blog will understand, "them oughta tell that der K2 bout login outa here"

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    1. You mean like the way you are responding?

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  10. << maybe someone should tell K2 about logging off >>

    I'm sure you'll also mention that to your Zombie buddies Zeeke, Vomit, Perky, SxyMAFIA, et al.

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  13. Billy is a dead fuck.

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    1. thats because he is a ZOMBIE lol

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  14. Censorship on comments out of here boring

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  15. << Censorship on comments... >>

    Well, ummmm... no. Blogger sometimes triples a comment of mine just for giggles and I delete the extra two.

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  16. I thought Ham would take anyones cock. Once a slut always slut.

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  17. delete delete boring blog

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  18. I now know why zeek has control over his cult. Zeek gives out{ drum roll} ZEEK Dollars.You earn so many zeek dollars you get a piss ass drunk night. wow.. Now thats a deal. You get to spend the night getting drunk witha 260lb fat man. That will not have your back. wow.....

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    1. He has your back he will mount you like he does bob bolek jr harvard graduate

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  19. << I now know why zeek has control over his cult. Zeek gives out{ drum roll} ZEEK Dollars.You earn so many zeek dollars you get... >>

    Fascinating! I sense another Top 10 List coming...

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  20. He has your back he will mount you like he does bob bolek jr harvard graduate....ZEEKE IS FUCKING SCARED TO COME OUT THE BASEMENT THATS WHY HE SENT HAMBONE TO THE TRUCKSTOP....LAYOFF THE RERUNS OF FANTASY ISLAND ..YOUR THINKING QUEER LIKE ZEEKE AND VOMIT

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    1. im sure ham is very familiar with truck stops having serviced many a trucker behind dumpsters over the years

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    2. now you see why zeeke and vomit are buttfuck buddies . vomits wife is tired of the drunk and shes out with beth sucking off truckers for kools .when your a loser and unemployed and hot even your hands will have sex with you its the only recourse you have to fuck eachother and fantasize about bob and chris .

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  21. i like when mikey splooges in my coffee

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  22. Some of these comments just make me laugh. This blog makes my day!!!

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  23. One would have thought that after Bonnie went away so would the fighting

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  24. i think its called vomit got his head up zeekesassaphixia and zeeke has his head up vomitsassaphixia . has noting to do with science but alot to do with the love of eating shit and having your head buried in someone elses ass that acts the way you do . think they call it the loser with no life aphixia

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    1. Vomit is a weakling, an ass kisser, whatever you want to call it. He does whatever Billy tells him to do. That is why mvm got bolted.

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    2. Vomit is a misguided soul

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  25. Now that gay marriage is legal in md zeek and vomit can tide the knot. Congrads you two love birds lmao.

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  26. << Now that gay marriage is legal in md zeek and vomit can tide the knot. Congrads you two love birds. >>

    I'm glad there are people here who are willing to say what I'm thinking but I'm too nice to type.

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  27. I love illegal alien cock

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  28. << Congrads= a criminal with a g.e.d. >>

    I'd bet that anyone who has earned one of those knows that it's "GED."

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    1. hahaha Zombies aren't the brightest bunch.

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  29. I love troglodyte dick

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