Well, not so much...
When Zeeke first noticed that AOL had closed all the chat rooms Tuesday morning, he cursed a bit that his ISP had booted him while he was out for a few hours getting "piss drunk" and "tearing up pussy." But, according to my sources deep within Zombie World, much worse was coming...
He quickly found out that Bonnie had beaten Pantry to the Over 35 room bolt by a few seconds. But far worse, Bonnie had later turned the bolt back over to ME.
Facing another couple of months without the bolt he desperately craves, Zeeke began screaming, "The Hepwhore stole MY bolt and gave MY bolt to Gurlyfag!!!"
His mother, alas, was in the other room and tried to calm Zeeke down. But by then he was on the floor pounding his fists, screaming, turning unpleasant shades of red and blue, and gasping for air. His mom got so concerned she called 911.
Because I'm not the type to reveal confidential medical information, let's just say that after 24 hours of emergency treatment Zeeke is now a VERY mellow guy. And you didn't hear it here, BUT... his 12-step meetings for AOL Addiction are every Tuesday and Thursday at the Frederick Community Center at 9 p.m.
As you can see from this print screen, Zeeke returned to his room earlier today. Ham had put out a LOT of publicity about it, but the results are clear.
MAFIA and Muddy were, of course, nowhere near their computers. Pantry was scared to say anything after Bonnie beat her to the bolt for the Over 35 room. And Ham gave Zeeke a nice Air Hug and went back to an IM with her boss.
But Zeeke shouldn't have been surprised. His rapidly-emptying room has only averaged *9* SNs in it since the rooms reset. Perhaps it'll increase later in the week when several of the Permanent Campers <
OR... maybe some people are beginning to realize that hatred of others isn't a good enough common factor for a chat room, that Zeeke and the Zombies are really rather disgusting people, and so they moved on when Zeeke wasn't around to whip them into yet another frenzy.
Poor, poor Zeeke...
All I can say is it is getting ridiculous you all fighting over bolts in chatrooms. You need to find something else to do.
ReplyDeleteOh good lord get over your obsession already. Everyone with an ounce of sense knows Zeeke has no life other than worried about how popular he is. Rose has a big fat loose pussy and no job. Cindy lies through her teeth and is 300 lbs. And you are a neurotic gay man with no life.
ReplyDeleteanonymous above must weigh over 300 lbs and is jealous of cindy and has a pussy you can drive a flat bed truck in or is it the asshole
ReplyDeleteThank goodness for Bonnie.
ReplyDeleteBTW funny article Christopher. I could picture Billy pounding his fists on the floor while he turned all shades of red and cried. ::chuckle::
ReplyDeleteyour room is full at about 5 and or 6 screen names
ReplyDeletethe other room has about 20 in it a night
some people do work and have a life
and or have cook outs to go to
family to see
do we have to say more
"WOW" 9 screen names compared to your 3....
ReplyDeleteYOU DA MAN YO...THIS BLOG SUCKS.....LET ME GO BACK TO VOMITS BLOG WHERE ITS LIGHT SPIRITED AND FUNNY. RETARDS!
Cindy in your post at 5:57 PM you forgot to mention being jealous of Zeeke, Rose and Christopher.
ReplyDelete<< You need to find something else to do. >> Anonymous Coward #1
ReplyDelete<< Oh good lord get over your obsession already. >> Anonymous Coward #2
I should of course do as YOU do... check this blog every 15 minutes praying for a new article so that I can then post some hypocritical, self-righteous bullshit about how obsessed everyone ELSE is.
Meanwhile, I'd have to also post at least two major articles a week on my own blog launching unprovoked, ugly, humorless attacks on... well... ME.
Anyone else catch Mensa on 11? That's one fine woman.
ReplyDeleteObsessing over the chatrooms is so gay
ReplyDeleteIs the fat busybody in the hospital?
ReplyDelete<< the other room has about 20 in it a night... do we have to say more >> Anonymous Coward
ReplyDeleteSure, you could try, for example, dealing with reality. Like, 20 SNs (excluding bots, etc.) in the Love Fest room is now a fading memory and current wet dream for Zeeke.
<< "WOW" 9 screen names compared to your 3... >> another Anonymous Coward
ReplyDeleteYou would claim a Great Victory about having 9 SNs in your room? Ooooooooooooookay...
But what I see in a rapidly-dwindling TOTAL between the two rooms.
<< Obsessing over the chatrooms is so gay >> None Y Mouse
ReplyDeleteI gather you hadn't yet read Zeeke's massive gassive on his blog desperately trying to defend the shitty recent performance of his room. Or are you saying that Zeeke IS gay? Hmmmm...
Od faggy is a social failure
ReplyDeleteJust the fact that Zeek is concerned about popularity in a chatroom says all you need to know about that mentally disturbed individual.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention he's just got a following of fat ugly women and alcoholic men. Wahoo what a winner you are with social achievement Zeek
zeekes room is hopping
ReplyDeleteyour room has the usual in it
bonnie
pam
chris
guy
sometimes mikey
and that AF sn
well if you look at the time of the room above it is when people are working, unlike others who dont work
ReplyDeletezeeke also has the same old losers in there ,,does it really upset you that your food supply { zeekes what you call that worthless shit }might go away if you don t defend your man .....maybe its your jealous ronnie sucks off zeeke more then you do ...either way they do have mental help for you if you need it...face it zeeke wanted a new room and he got one now you bitches are crying ....can t you grow up .....chris does a great job on the room and zeeke keeps the same shit that has nowhere else to go cause people are tired of the drama ....now waiting on your next whining response
ReplyDeleteya all jealous zeeke dont like or want you
ReplyDelete<< chris does a great job on the room and zeeke keeps the same shit that has nowhere else to go cause people are tired of the drama >>
ReplyDeleteThanks, I appreciate that!
<< now waiting on your next whining response >>
ReplyDelete<< ya all jealous zeeke dont like or want you >>
<< chuckle, chuckle >>
<< THIS BLOG SUCKS.....LET ME GO BACK TO VOMITS BLOG... >> Anonymous Idiot
ReplyDeleteYeah, AS IF you won't return here 37 times a day...
<< do we have to say more >>
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you will...
<< VOMITS BLOG WHERE ITS LIGHT SPIRITED AND FUNNY. >> Idiot
ReplyDeleteIs his blog still almost entirely ugly crap about ME???
I only mention that, of course, so he will see this comment and feel minorly rewarded for his dozens and dozens of major articles about me.
<< face it zeeke wanted a new room and he got one now you bitches are crying >>
ReplyDeleteI've "heard" that the other room devotes much of its time to whining about me, Bonnie, et al. Pretty sad...
2 PLUS YEARS LATER, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ReplyDelete