"Poor, Poor Vomit"

"Poor, Poor Vomit"

(Written 1/25/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

Poor, Poor Vomit has been having a rough time lately.  He's had to hit the Refresh icon 100 times a day to make his blog appear to be popular.  But the only people who even bother to comment on his inane babble there are TX Deputy (reposting his ugly crap from this blog) and Zeeke (in repayment for Vomit being the *only* one to comment on Zeeke's blog).

 

Then all of a sudden Vomit *thought* he lucked out a couple of weeks ago when he got the bolt for Maryland's Dumbest room.  He was in his glory for, oh, about 45 minutes.  Then it, too, started to slowly unravel.  Beth threw a hissy fit when Vomit wouldn't give her the bolt back, and has since been seen there only a few times a day.  Several of the other Lady Zombies saw little or no reason to stay around without Beth, so Pantry, PonieTail, and Bitch have also cut way back.  With few women in sight, hangers-on like Aint, Trikin, Bak, and Eminence have been slowly melting away.

 

So, despite the initial begging-induced spurt in attendance, their room has deteriorated under Vomit's stewardship to an average of barely *8* SNs.  And with smaller size comes higher volatility.  My room, for example, runs from one to the high single digits.  The Stupidest Room has reached as high as 15 under Vomit.  But today it also reached a new nadir of just TWO: Vomit and Zeeke.  TWO at almost 10 a.m. on a weekday???  Seriously? 

 

And as you can see in the screen shot below, karma dictated that my room was also going thru a major surge with *7* nice people chatting pleasantly.

And the future isn't promising.  I mean, who wants to stay in a room with just Zeeke and Vomit???  Darn few apparently.  As I write this almost five hours later, only Pantry has been brave enough to join them.

 

Karma's a Bitch.  Poor, Poor Vomit...