Wednesday, April 27, 2011

"Early Bloomers"

(Written 4/26/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)

The old adage "April Showers Bring May Flowers" hints at one challenge for gardeners. There really isn't much flowering going on IN April--much less March--for many folks. Sure, some smaller trees (cherry, dogwood, magnolia, redbud, and plum) kick in about mid-April. As do several medium-to-large shrubs, mostly the azalea-rhododendron-pieris group along with kerria and quince. But other than the forsythia, there's precious little in March or very early April. And there's almost nothing close to the ground other than creeping phlox.

To the rescue come bulbs! They've become less popular over the past 10 years or so because of the general impatience of people. ("I plant them NOW, but I don't see anything for five months???") I've always thought that a mistaken notion because there's a huge variety of sizes, shapes and colors for bulbs blooming from mid-March (crocus, hyacinth, dwarf iris), early April (daffodil, glory of the snow, grape hyacinth, puschkinia, squill, windflower), and mid-April (tulip).

And bulbs are far easier to plant and maintain than perennials. You just dig a moderate-size hole, plop in the bulbs, dump in a bunch of amended soil and fertilizer, add water, then forget about them for five months. Although the 1,700 bulbs I planted for this year sounds like a LOT, keep in mind that I plant them in clusters of 10-50, and even did one 40' trench with 200 of them.

There are many designs to use for bulbs. Although I tend towards the small clusters strewn all about, your imagination is your only real limit. At my old house, I did a large valentine with several different colors of crocus. A few examples follow:

A fine early-April bulb is the Grape Hyacinth, which also naturalizes (multiplies) very well (here in a cluster of about 45):













Tulips are a classic cluster type and come in many colors, shapes, and sizes. Below is a group of 15 small 'Apple Blossom Mix' near my patio.



I like to use larger tulips to surround plain evergreen shrubs. Here are 50 'Spring Essentials Mix' tulips surrounding a juniper.

My one major bulb project was the group of 200 I mentioned, which is along my parking lot. It's 125 grape hyacinth in front of 75 daffodils ('Dutch Master'). They both multiple readily, so in a few years they will have doubled or more and will look absolutely awesome. In the pic below, the daffodils had already started to fade a bit.













Another way to show color early in the year is plants noted for their foliage, and which don't die over the winter. Below are a couple of lovely coral bells ('Key Lime Pie' and 'Caramel') beside my shed. I have about 20 coral bells in a wide variety of colors and patterns.














As I mentioned, there are a few good shrubs that flower this early. One of my favs--just because the flower is so strange looking--is a fothergilla ('Blue Shadow'), below. They also smell like honey. Incidentally, its foliage starts out as blue-green and in the falls turns gorgeous shades of red, orange, and yellow.













Lastly, the pieris has weird-looking flowers if you've never seen one before. This one was planted long ago by the prior owner, so it's fully grown.



So, the message clearly is... PLANT SOME BULBS!

51 comments:

  1. where the hell did ugly and his broad go u turned his blog into a gay fest he will probably blog you for all this mess

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  2. Old faggy got his self a house across from a flower nursery aint dat nice

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  3. flower growing gay dude should be working alone 695 making the highway all pretty and shit

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  4. the only plants the zombies can grow are pot leaves

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  5. LMAO @ post at 9:47 AM

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  6. Thanks for sharing your pictures with us, Christopher. I enjoyed reading the article and looking at the pictures. I also have a passion for the outdoors, and watching plants begin to break through the ground, begin to grow and then bloom.
    I am always searching for new ideas, so keep the pictures coming. Your flowers are beautiful, wouldn't it be nice if more people were to find a hobby that brings such beautiful rewards.

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  7. << Fag >>
    << gay fest >>
    << flower growing gay dude >>
    << Old faggy >>

    YOUMAKEMEVOMlT4: just got back from home depot
    YOUMAKEMEVOMlT4: 160 bucks for flowers and dirt....ugh
    YOUMAKEMEVOMlT4: and a bird house
    YOUMAKEMEVOMlT4: i already have flower beds

    Sorry, but I forgot to save any of my numerous chats with macho man XAlan about his precious Stargazer lilies.

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  8. << Old faggy got his self a house across from a flower nursery >>

    Stalker Alert! Stalker Alert!!!

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  9. << Thanks for sharing your pictures with us, Christopher. >> RedSky

    Thank you very much, darling...

    << I am always searching for new ideas, so keep the pictures coming. >>

    I shall! May's coming soon and with it all kinds of gorgeous flowers will bloom, like my mock orange, various irises, azaleas, columbine, dianthus, Jacob's ladder, kerria, abelia, and one of my all time favs... the clematis (gotta buy them first!).

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  10. Deb here. I happen to like the flower pictures Chris. I think you have such a keen eye for color and for the foliage. Dont let them get to you keep the nice flower pics coming I have always enjoyed them.

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  11. We must not forget how Billy loves to cook his wonderful zucchini bread. bahahaha

    I bet his apron is trimmed in lace.

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  12. Awwww Cindy's jealous of Chris' wonderful house. You should see the dump she lives in.

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  13. << I happen to like the flower pictures Chris. I think you have such a keen eye for color and for the foliage... keep the nice flower pics coming I have always enjoyed them. >> Deb

    Thanks Deb for the very nice compliment!

    << Dont let them get to you... >>

    I've been here almost 15 years, and dozens of Idiots have bashed me relentlessly. Except for the current crop of Zombies, they're all long gone. And I'm still here, and will be long after the Zombies have disappeared back into oblivion.

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  14. Will Billy, Beth, Pikle, Cindy and a few others ever go away? I mean...where would they go, what else do they have?

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  15. They won't go away. Zeeke's been in the room since the 90s, so has Ham, Cindy. Pikle looks like a meth head so he'l probably od before long.

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  16. None of those people will ever leave FB nor will K2. They are epic failures when it comes to social times.

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  17. K2 isn't on FB you are... Drum roll...dum dum dum dum

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  18. << We must not forget how Billy loves to cook his wonderful zucchini bread. >>

    According to Zeeke, cooking is "manly" while gardening is "gay." Except, of course, when he's discussing *his* gardening.

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  19. << Will Billy, Beth, Pikle, Cindy and a few others ever go away? I mean...where would they go, what else do they have? >>

    Idiots come along regularly. They shine brightly for a while (generally stinking up the place), then they leave for various reasons.

    Eventually they become a distant memory of the few remaining who once knew them, as was the case with the Geek Dorks, the Places Kids, the Mensa Cult, and the Clowns.

    So it will soon enough be with Zeeke and the Zombies...

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  20. << None of those people will ever leave FB nor will K2. >>
    << K2 isn't on FB you are. >>

    One Anonymous poster correcting another Anonymous poster just seems a bit weird.

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  21. Diane Brust lets see what we find

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  22. I used to be a good friend of Cindy' s till she turned on me. Well heres yhe shit on her. First she's got no life. No friends but the chatroomers. No man either shes on all sorts of dating sites but she scares men away. Her daughter jen disrespects her terribly cindy would have screaming fights with her. She is just like cindy sloppy lazy and thinks the world owes her. Yes Cindy is a big slob too . She lies in bed all day unless she is asked to babysit. Shes obsessive she got mad at a waitress demanded her full name from the manager and stalked her online.

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  23. If that Manager gave Cindy the full name of the waitress. The waitress will be able to buy her own restaurant, then she can have Cindy dismissed from its premises.

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  24. No Cindy has a lover. MDNatsfan

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  25. Who dat Diane Brust be?

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  26. Chris is hitting that?

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  27. Dear old friend of Cindy I would love to hear more you have to say aboyut Cindy
    Please contact me if you would like so we can chat. I am RUFFSTUFFROB69@aol.com ....feel free to contact me!!

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  28. Chris wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. You must mean K2.

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  29. hell wanda is a grandmother lets refer back to future gand babies googling and finding crap about there grannies lets hope they dont see wandas nasty pussy picture out there in cyberville

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  30. Mensa was back around for a bit Chris.

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  31. Don't forget Cindy and Rose send out twat pictures to

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  32. where these pictures?

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  33. there's picturs of that nasty cooter all over the room.

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  34. so what kind of tattoo does cindy have?

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  35. if there aint no picture wif da faces who to say its theres esp if it looks decen hehehe

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  36. Who the hell cares what kind of tatto Cindy has? NASTY CUNTS

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  37. Cindy and rose are far from goodlooking

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  38. K2 has cock pics

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  39. Both have herpes

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  40. Rose showing pussy pics is true, but Cindy come on now? You have to roll her in dough and find the wet spot. Rob said her pussy smelled terribly. Guess she can't reach to clean herself.

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  41. one pussy pic and it was hot

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  42. Rose is far from hot.

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  43. well ima dude and it is hot post yours

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  44. ima dude and that bitch isn't hot. pretty ugly

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  45. ima dude and pussy is pussy and rose pam wanda beth are nice looking women they aint no 10 but they are nice looking

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  46. some1 was rejected by the women they call ugly

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  47. That's pretty stupid. No one would fuck Cindy for example. She's prettier than Rose in the face but fat as hell. Rose is pale and looks about 55 in the face and she's sucked every dick around. Who would touch that other than a very drunk man?

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  48. Rose's mo is to post she is hot posung as a guy

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  49. ChristopherK2: yeah yeah... but does she give head?
    Xxyesmemike: wpmen like to feel special
    Xxyesmemike: women
    Xxyesmemike: most do lol
    Xxyesmemike: if she likes you ,,, she will do about anything to get you ..even bj`s
    ChristopherK2: But it could be risky. Good Catholic girls don't show much before marriage.
    Xxyesmemike: she is one of them new age girls
    ChristopherK2: Hopefully...
    Xxyesmemike: it will come out why
    ChristopherK2: I doubt she'd want to move to Hagerspatch.

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Don't be jealous of the Ugly's.