Sunday, June 5, 2011

"Ask and Ye Shall Receive... Mensa vs. Ham"

(Written 6/5/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)

<< Mensa versus Ham thats an article for Chris to write >>

Although I'm not exactly thrilled with either, what the heck...

Mensa has much larger bazooms, and has that attractive sweaty look about her that men lust after but won't admit to. Mensa is either much funnier or (to borrow an appropriate Zeeke term) batshit crazy. And she's a world class typist.

Beth is prettier in a classic sense, but comparatively frail-looking. She also has stunning gams. And Beth is somewhat more educated, although both are very smart and well-educated.

Both are also apparently good mothers, although I have no great basis for saying that. Mensa's a non-linear, creative thinker, while Beth is a rather straight-forward one.

I'd take Beth to a White House State Dinner-Dance. I'd take Mensa to a honky-tonk on Shooter Night. And I'd enjoy both equally.

I'd bet the ranch on Mensa in a mud-wrestling match.

I'd also guess Mensa's much better in the sack, if you like that headboard-banging, leather & whips, primal scream scene. I think of Beth more as a quiet moaner.

But I wouldn't tell either a single personal detail of my life, unless I wanted the entire world to know it. And that's the sad rub with both... .

35 comments:

  1. And K2 looks more fem than both

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  2. K2 you ever going to get over beth saying no to you?

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  3. I know think of an iron boatd with ham

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  4. << K2 you ever going to get over beth saying no to you? >>

    Are you ever going to stop being a coward hiding behind an Anonymous label?

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  5. You should write k2 versus Zeeke and humbly accept you are alpo compared to him

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  6. The Gurly Fag shows himself a hipocrate again.He's up Mensas ass if that means he can make Zeek look bad but otherwise he pretends he dont like her.

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  7. << The Gurly Fag shows himself a hipocrate again. >>

    I'm unsure whether you have less of an idea of how to spell that word or of what it means. I normally go with "stoopit" when it comes to y'all, but here that's not a deciding factor.

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  8. Hey idiot....its HYPOCRITE!!............lamo

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  9. Mensa looks far better then Ham

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  10. Zeeke needs to tihten the reins on his Zombies

    I think its really...........POOR POOR ALAN !

    I wasnt at the computer but, when I did get back to it, this is what I see.............

    OnlineHost: Xalan39o3x has entered the room.
    Xalan39o3x: poor bonnie
    OnlineHost: Geolein has entered the room.
    OnlineHost: Geolein has left the room.
    Xalan39o3x: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    Xalan39o3x: poor poor bonnie
    OnlineHost: DiaBru3 has entered the room.
    Xalan39o3x: bahahahah haha hahahahaha
    DiaBru3: That's real nice Alan feel better?
    Xalan39o3x: BAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
    Xalan39o3x: i do :-)
    Xalan39o3x: i feel Great!!!!
    DiaBru3: Practice does help
    Xalan39o3x: im sorry u dont like happy people
    DiaBru3: I love happy people
    Xalan39o3x: well, BAHA HAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
    DiaBru3: You'll get it right sooner or later
    Xalan39o3x: BAHHAHBBAHahahahhAHAHhahahAHAhhaHa
    Xalan39o3x: poor bonnie
    Xalan39o3x: never gets to laugh anymore.............BAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
    OnlineHost: Xalan39o3x has left the room.

    Now I have seen him before pop in here and say the same crap......but I never have said anything to him...I let him get it out of his system and be the asinine idiot that Perky married....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

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  11. Figures k2 would find a he-she classicly pretty

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  12. K2 can't answer this<< The Gurly Fag shows himself a hipocrate again. >>

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  15. << K2 can't answer this<< The Gurly Fag shows himself a hipocrate again. >> >>

    Oh, grow up. You're lucky I acknowledge your presence, if not your stupid, dull, repetitious, semi-braindead, grammatically-challenged, childish questions.

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  16. I can't believe how nasty some people are that post comments.

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  17. Poor Alan misses me so much hahahahaha


    OnlineHost: Xalan39o3x has entered the room.
    Xalan39o3x: poor bonnie
    Xalan39o3x: BAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
    Papv12: i got alotta pics just im me
    Xalan39o3x: leaping livers its hot
    Xalan39o3x: BAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
    Xalan39o3x: are the mice complaining bonnie?
    Xalan39o3x: BAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
    Xalan39o3x: poor bonnie
    OnlineHost: Xalan39o3x has left the room.

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  18. ham im sorry , i havent slept right since i showed you how anal i really am .P1 dont forget our prostate exan date we scheduled.i want something big and fat in my ass

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  19. Ham and Mensa are both pretty women. But date ugly ass men. Neil looks like he could be Hams grandfather and Mensas last boyfreind looked pretty old.

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  20. I think Mensa has more going for her and is more intelligent than Ham. Ham has the personality of a damp dish rag. Mensa can be very funny at times.
    Mensa has a much better body than Ham. Ham has no breasts, and a stomach on her and no shape to talk about it. Mensa does good things, she helps to find missing people. Ham sits in a chat room seven days a week encouraging people like Billy to attack people.
    Mensa wins hands down in my book.

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  21. Billys claiming the sosses are behind this website. If they are kudos. Much better blog than the Zombie one

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  22. I've always thought this was the work of the Soss. Or the first blog was. Theres different writers. One is Chris. One person writes funny articles but hasn't in a long time. And another person writes short sloppy stuff.

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  23. Mensa would never align herself with Chris, Bonnie, Bob, etc. She was different than the Zombies to never needed backup.

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  24. The only persons who have a vested interest in knowing who the blogger is is Cindy Rose and Zeeke. They have nothing better to do.

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  25. I'm willing to bet Zeek will make up an account with that password and claim it's Bonnie or someone.

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  26. It ain't Mensa unless she's running this blog on a phone. Know for a fact she went on a motorcycle trip to Ohio with her boyfreind this weekend.

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  27. Billy is always saying screen names are MEnsa.

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  28. But we know K2 was in town since the Gay Pride festival was in town.

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  29. << Mensa does good things, she helps to find missing people. Ham sits in a chat room seven days a week encouraging people like Billy to attack people. >>

    Mensa wasn't always that way, and once was far worse than Ham. So, maybe someday Beth will follow in Mensa's footsteps.

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  30. Oh joy... more speculation on who *really* owns the blog. ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  31. << Billys claiming the sosses are behind this website. >>

    I thought that was scheduled for next week's ranting. Last week's ranting was how it's infected with gawdonlyknowswhat.

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  32. << Ham has no breasts, and a stomach on her and no shape to talk about it. >>

    Well, my ex was about 10 lbs. lighter than Beth while an inch taller, and one full bra cup size smaller. So, I thought Beth was kinda stacked. Different perspectives...

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  33. If you saw Mensa in person you'd quickly see why Billy despises her so much. Mensa is a sexy bitch. Tits and ass long ass hair, pretty face no makeup She told me she was going on 42 but she dont look it at all.

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