This blog is dead

Ugly was scanning over the comments and think he's now giving more donations to the NAMI.

Christopher, will you be so kind as to write an article of the top ten lame and delusional reasons the Zombies are giving this blog is dead? The rationalizations are beyond demented and easily cracked.

I equate all this fuss about the blog being dead to an insecure middle-schooler who, so desperate to appear popular, will create fake facebook accounts (friends) and spend hours posting under these accounts to her own facebook wall trying to make it look like she's wildly popular. Meanwhile, she goes to school and no one pays any attention to her. She thinks she's fooling everyone, but the other students are laughing with the obvious knowledge that someone with little friends at school suddenly has 15 from other schools (without names of the schools on the profile of course) who just love to spend time with her. When they challenge her on what schools they go to, the girl gathers her army of fake friends and starts launching vicious wall post attacks against them.

Which is the obvious case case with Billybob and Ronnie. There's little you can do to convince me otherwise on the following. Ronnie, at best, has a very menial job, probably just a tad over an entry level position, and BillyBob can't keep a job long. Neither have any education. Strongly believe Ronnie didn't make it to high school and Billy was working on a farm by 15 and dropped out. Very little social life. Ronnie has never posted about outings with friends, only relatives. Billy's posts about social events all surround chatroom gatherings. No one who spends all day in chat has a social life. I imagine both have spent many hours at the local bar believing the bartender is their best friend. Once in awhile someone might let them join in on a pool game, but mainly it's just them alone on the stool while others pile in with their friends and coworkers, laughing over cocktails, while they fume over cheap beer. Love life? Repressed is one of the key components that drive them toward all of this. It's one thing to have little or no friends, but to not have some sweet tenderness is another. That would drive any man to be like a rapid dog like Billy and Vomit.

No friends, menial jobs, no lovelife, and only disturbing family gatherings.

Back to the Top Ten list, Christopher. (BTW, when are you joining the Mrs and I for dinner?)  Some of the delusions I've seen:

"um its the same people commenting so yes it is dead,"

"The only reason you post here is because we pretty much ruinned you retarded shit rag blog weeks ago... we win bitch,"

"so ugly had to resort to his obsession again due to k2's epic failure to get comments due to flowers,"

"unless ugly has the zombies on his blog which go over 200 comments,"

"This blog died after we spammed it,"

"it was an epic failure so ugly had to cover his ass and give bonnie a voice lol and look at the haters go lol,"

Facts are our friends and we don't need the "comments" to prove the obvious.

Billy's blog is deadBilly recently took off his counter. No doubt out of embarrassment. His blog has been around since 2008 and barely had 50,000 views on it
That means 12500 views a year
That means 1041 views a month
That means 34 views a day
1.41 views an hour

Vomit's is a tad less dead
Vomit's is currently at 27,390 and his has been around about 1-1/2 years
That means 18260 views a year
That means 1521 views a month
50 views a day
That means 2 views an hour
So Vomit is getting at least one more viewer an hour than Billy

Now let's compare that hot mess to our super popular blog:
Our blog has nearly 150,000 views and is going on 2 years now
That means about 75,000 views a year
That means 6250 views a month
That means 208 views a day
That means 8 views an hour
The non-demented can clearly see what blogs are dead.

Now for the important question: Should Ugly summons Igor to pull a new report on just how often the Zombies are on this blog? Last time he showed me Vomit was clicking on here almost *70 times a day. Billy about half that. Which means they are making up for 1/2 the site visitors!