"Statistical Factors for Being a Homophobe"

(Written 6/28/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

According to a lengthy and technical article in Wikipedia, there are many factors that predict whether a guy is more likely to be a homophobe.  Included are:

 1.  He represses or denies his own "homosexual desires."

 2.  He comes from a "rigid anti-gay home."

 3.  He's insecure about his own masculinity (which makes a guy more likely to be an athlete or avid fan, particularly of the more "masculine" sports such as football).

 4.  He's a Republican.

 5.  He's a Southerner.

 6.  He has other forms of bigotry, especially anti-Semitism and racism.

 7.  He has little education.

 8.  He has had almost no personal interaction with gay people, EVER.

 9.  He's white. 

10.  He's a member of certain conservative religions.

Soooooooooo... MVM is most likely a white Tea Party bible-thumper from Georgia who loves football and MMA, barely graduated from high school, also hates Jews and Blacks, has never personally known a gay person, and emphatically accuses random guys of being gay so that no one suspects he's still hiding in the closet. And his parents were also serious homophobes. 

And much the same would obviously apply to Zeeke and Vomit.

Fascinating stuff...