(Written 7/23/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
Here are several fascinating items I've found recently during my travels around the internet.
How to Substantially Improve The Olympics
The Olympics should have much more sex appeal than it does. Many of the best hardbodies in the world are there, yet all they do for warm-ups is some boring stretching and tension release crap.
19-year-old Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke has a MUCH better idea, as you can see at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0 (11 million views so far). She didn't qualify for the Olympics this year, but here's hoping that she'll keep working on her form until the next one!
Rats LAUGH When Tickled!
Who knew? But here's proof: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/26/rats-study-animals-laugh-tickled-video_n_1627632.html?utm_hp_ref=science&icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl12%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D174803.
The First Photo Posted on the WWW was NOT Porn!
Wow... you would've thought so. But it was a kinda humdrum band promotion. See it at http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/10/first-photo-ever-on-the-internet-les-horribles-cernettes_n_1662823.html.
Train CRUSHES Car!
I love all the destruction stuff on the Net! Blowing up buildings... 47-Car Pileups... But this one is new: a train absolutely crushes a car! Some Idiot (Zombie?) was pulled over for a DWI. Once processed he was permitted to call someone to take him home. Alas, he called a friend who was also DEAD Drunk (yet another Zombie?). The results are at http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/us/2012/07/19/dnt-train-wreck-caught-on-dashcam.wjw.
A Test to Tell How Drunk a Zombie Is
Go ahead, Drunk Zombie, see if you can get your cursor to touch this Guy's Nose. Helpful Tip: If you turn the volume WAY up and rapidly move your cursor from side-to-side, you've got a chance! It's at http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html.
There you go K2, it's been two days and this is the only response. This proves even your "friends" think you are boring unless you are bashing someone. LOL, they probably didn't read to the end with your last little paragraph. TSK TSK
ReplyDelete<< There you go K2, it's been two days and this is the only response. >> Zeeke
ReplyDeleteBold words from someone whose blog hasn't had a single comment on it other than by you or Vomit since 5/15/12... more than TWO MONTHS ago. And your last *10* articles have received NO comments at all. Even you and Vomit now think it's a crashing bore, and everyone else totally agrees.
Face it, you're immensely jealous of the success of Ugly's blog because your hateful shitrag is almost totally IGNORED.
Do yourself a favor to stop the total humiliation of it--just delete your worthless blog. Oh... and, of course, please DO post a "Total Victory" article as you exit...
<< This proves your "friends" think you are boring unless you are bashing someone. >> Zeeke
ReplyDeleteGee, when was the last time you put anything on your blog that wasn't bashing someone?
And BTW, my last five "nice" articles on Ugly's blog have received 247 comments, so far, for an average of 49. That's what, a year's worth, for you?
Poor, poor Zeeke... sucks to be you.
<< There you go K2, it's been two days and this is the only response. >> Vomit
ReplyDeleteBold words from someone whose blog gets almost NO comments unless *I* add one. Other than that, your hateful shitrag is largely just you and Zeeke mindlessly bashing me and Bonnie by sticking our heads on pics you STOLE off of the internet.
Face it, you're immensely jealous of the success of Ugly's blog because your hateful shitrag is almost totally IGNORED.
Do yourself a favor to stop the total humiliation of it--just delete your worthless blog. Oh... and, of course, please DO post a "Total Victory" article as you exit...
<< This proves even your "friends" think you are unless you are bashing someone. >> Vomit
ReplyDeleteGranted that you somewhat regularly post articles that aren't bashing anyone. But your last five of them have attracted 2, 5, 2, 0, and 3 comments, for an average of barely 2.
My last five "nice" articles on Ugly's blog, on the other hand, have received 247 comments, so far, for an average of 49. Hmmm... that's just about *25 times* as many as yours.
Poor, poor Vomit... sucks to be you.
chris they are your comments duh
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO, First lets clarify. I am not Zeek nor am I Vomit. Second, you proved my point. I am still the only one to comment, your four responses don't count, and by the way I must have struck a nerve, you responded twice to the same two sentences.
ReplyDelete"ROFLMAO" you are still a worthless zombie.
DeleteI don't think Christopher is boring. I think he is a very interesting man.
ReplyDeleteThats why you are a tard. K2 spends most of his time sitting alone in a chat room obsessing over zeek and vomit and posting to this blog. Throw in some gardening and you have the essence of K2.
Delete<< I don't think Christopher is boring. I think he is a very interesting man. >>
DeleteThanks, I really appreciate that!
<< you have the essence of K2 >>
DeleteYour essence is that you're a chicken-shit coward who's so afraid of a custom response by me that you curl up into a wittle ball and hide.
And depending on which Zombie you are, your activities mostly consist of posting to YOUR blog and this one, getting "piss drunk" and "tearing up pussy" on the weekends, and frying carp burgers.
246 out of the 247 were posted by K2 and Bonnie
ReplyDeleteHeading to 200,000 hits and this blog is dead...lol
ReplyDeleteEven a tard can see most of the posts are by 5 to 6 people at best including the anonymous which are the same 6 people pretending to be someone else
Delete<< chris they are your comments duh >>
ReplyDeleteYes, anything showing my Google profile on it is mine. << confused >>
<< I am not Zeek nor am I Vomit. >>
ReplyDeleteSuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee...
<< your four responses don't count >>
Well, isn't that just sooooooooo convenient for your stupid argument.
you have the mentallity of a 12year old.
Delete<< you have the mentallity of a 12year old. >>
DeleteYou have me confused with Zeeke, who spent 10 years playing his puerile "Mindfuck" game and who spends his weekends getting "piss drunk" and "tearing up pussy."
<< you responded twice to the same two sentences >>
ReplyDeleteI gather reading comprehension isn't one of your strengths. One set is customized for Zeeke and one for Vomit. I never have any idea who "Anonymous" really is, so I just assume it's whomever I wish. If you don't like that, stop being such a chicken-shit coward.
My comprehension is just fine. You posted the same responses twice, I get that. You must have been a little upset to hit that button twice <>
Delete<< You posted the same responses twice, I get that. >>
DeleteActually, I didn't. And don't blame me for your pitiful reading skills.
<< 246 out of the 247 were posted by K2 and Bonnie >>
ReplyDelete<< most of the posts are by 5 to 6 people at best >>
Zombie Math is mainly a convenient form of denial to express their frustration with their blogs being virtually dead (which follows on the heels of the self-imposed deaths of their room, then their entire cult).
<< 246 out of the 247 were posted by K2 and Bonnie >> Idiotic Zombie
ReplyDeleteI guess you haven't noticed that Bonnie hasn't been around for awhile. She hasn't posted here since early July.
Of the now 264 comments, only six were by her. And only 83 were by me (just under one-third). Even MVM had more comments than Bonnie. Anonymous profiles were used for about 44% of the comments.
LOL everyone is a Zombie but you, Bonnie and Redskybay, huh? That's because you all are idiots, and the rest are assholes. Zombies, Idiots and Assholes OH MY!The question is, which one are you going to write a dissertation on proclaiming the catergory I fall into.<>
DeleteSince you posted a response to criticize others, that would make you a hypocritical idiot and asshole!
DeleteBonnie's liver finally failed
ReplyDeleteAnonymous consists of K2, Bonnie, Mikey, Redsky and MVM. Like I said five or zix people tops
ReplyDeleteHow about counting yourself in that mix?
Delete<< Anonymous consists of K2, Bonnie, Mikey, Redsky and MVM. Like I said five or zix people tops >>
ReplyDeleteLook, I'm really sorry that the Zombie Blogs suck and are deservedly dying. Perhaps you should encourage Zeeke and Vomit to post something *other* than pics of my face on bodies of young boys and girls? Granted that may lead to them posting, I dunno, disgusting pics of dead squirrels...
But that's no good excuse for you to repeatedly say stupid shit here.
<< it's been two days and this is the only response >>
ReplyDeleteThis will be the 26th comment, I think. Not bad for a "nice," small, throwaway article about nothing in particular. Well, not bad for *this* blog. For Zeeke's or Vomit's, it would be cause for yet another "total victory" proclamation.
<< Anonymous consists of K2, Bonnie, Mikey, Redsky and MVM. Like I said five or zix people tops >>
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget Ugly, Mrs. Ugly, Zeeke, Vomit, YOU, Rose, Butterfly, and whomever was on all those other ISPs Ugly listed recently. Personally, I'd estimate about 20 people comment, while several others just read.
Now, on Zeeke's and Vomit's blogs, the commenters include Zeeke, Vomit, and... ummm... hmmm... help me out, please.
<< The question is, which one are you going to write a dissertation on proclaiming the catergory I fall into. >>
ReplyDeleteYou're just another pathetic coward...