(Written 7/17/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
If I mentioned in passing in an article that "the sky is blue," Zeeke would respond that he's a world-class expert on sky color, that it changed from blue to orange last year, and that I must be a shut-in who's never outside << cough >> to notice the sky color. Vomit would post 27 pics of an orange sky, with my head pasted onto pics of young girls and boys. Both would claim that I'm gay because I even mentioned the color blue.
That's in essence what they did when I mentioned Justin Bieber in passing in a 5/31 article about the Internet sensation song by his protégé, Carly Rae Jepsen.
There have since been a few developments re Zeeke's "expert" claim that "Bieber fever came and went...at least a year ago."
1. Bieber's single ("Boyfriend") earlier this year from his new album ("Believe") was his fastest-selling by far with 2 million digital sales in just nine weeks, and debuted as #1 on iTunes in *32* countries.
2. The "Believe" album sold 374,000 copies in its first week (in June), making it 2012's biggest debut album (beating out Madonna), and was 32% more than his previous best-seller.
3. His concert tour starting in September (48 shows in 45 cities) sold out in ONE HOUR.
4. Since last November, Bieber songs have had 700,000,000 views on YouTube. (Yes, that's 700 MILLION). That brings his total to well over 2 *billion*.
BTW, he just hit 25 million followers on Twitter, and 45 million "likes" on Facebook.
Since my earlier article, Bieber's fan video of Jepsen's song has increased from 40 million views on YouTube to 45 million, while Zeeke's blog has had... hmmm... let me double-check this... yep, *4* comments.
Soooo, basically, Bieber's popularity is still going way, WAY UP, which is the exact opposite direction of Zeeke's (AKA Mr. "I have a finger on the pulse of pop culture.")
Oh... and Beiber's net worth has been estimated at $125 million, while Zeeke's is approximately... well... NOT $125 million.
he sure is obsessed with you
ReplyDeleteRonnie and Billy breathe, eat, and masturbate to K2
ReplyDelete<< he sure is obsessed with you >>
ReplyDeleteWell, Vomit's last 173 articles are entirely about me, so I guess you're right.
<< Ronnie and Billy breathe, eat, and masturbate to K2 >>
ReplyDeleteI bet they also think of me when taking a dump... well, ESPECIALLY when taking a dump.
maybe vomit wants to have sex with you chris. send him naked pictures so he can wack off to them
ReplyDeleteBilly's worth is a pile of shit!!! That's all he has lmao.
ReplyDelete<< maybe vomit wants to have sex with you chris. send him naked pictures so he can wack off to them >>
ReplyDeleteVomit is such a master at pic editing << cough >> that I'm sure he already has created several like that. 'course, they all are my face on bodies of 12-year-old boys. << snicker >>
<< Billy's worth is a pile of shit!!! That's all he has lmao. >>
ReplyDeleteDon't forget his back yard full of car parts and other junk! Major $$$ there I'm sure.
who cares what zeek and vomit say.they are no one but some aol big mouths.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Zeeke and Vomit recently mixed up another batch of that very special Kool-Aid that causes them to get far stupider than normal. First, Vomit...
ReplyDelete<< Ugly Blog Dead >> Vomit, on his blog
Well, let's see here. Without even counting recent comments that Ugly hasn't yet posted ('cause, ya'know, he has a JOB << snort >>), Ugly's blog has averaged 30 comments per article for the last five articles and 50 for the last 10.
And how have the supposedly non-dead blogs of Vomit and Zeeke faired recently? Vomit's has averaged an unusually high *FIVE* over its last five articles, but under four for its last 10. And Zeeke's? I think we can all guess that his has averaged its usual ZERO for any criteria.
Hmmm... 4-5 comments for Vomit's and ZERO for Zeeke's, versus 30-50 for Ugly's?
Yep, that Kool-Aid knocks their IQ down to about the same as their average number of comments.
As to Zeeke, after getting blitzed on the Kool-Aid, he had this to say on Vomit's blog:
ReplyDelete<< Everything k2 touches turns to shit >>
This from the guy whose full-time job for the last 10 years was to destroy the Marylanders chat room group by any means necessary under the puerile guise of "playing a MindFuck game"? The guy who verbally abused anyone he didn't like? Who regularly bolted "50+" nice roomies for shits and giggles and then bragged about it on his blog?
Who threatened to beat up many guy roomies? Who insured that the chat was thoroughly disgusting nearly all day long? Who lied and rumormongered frequently, badly, and without remorse? Who--once he had reduced the group down to just his nasty little clique--then drove away Beth thereby killing his own group?
I'd say that Vomit and Zeeke could author the definitive book on "How to Kill an AOL Chat Room-based Social Group," except that would require writing skills considerably above their "See Spot Run" level. A book of nothing but pics of various people's heads pasted onto bodies of small boys and girls would probably only sell about as many copies as the average number of comments to their blog articles.
ReplyDeleteZeeke is a hillbilly, Vomit is Pigtown trash. What do you expect?
ReplyDeleteI see stupid people
ReplyDeleteStop looking in the mirror.
Delete<< he had to post on my blog that his friends blog wasnt dead because his friends blog is too dead to post it >> Vomit, on his blog
ReplyDeleteVomit and Zeeke had way too much of that special Kool-Aid. My comments above appeared on this blog long before Vomit removed them from his blog. I dual-posted them. I posted them on Vomit's and Zeeke's blogs just to irritate the crap out of both of them. They both responded as expected, although the 2,000-word article by Zeeke was far longer than I had hoped. I'm glad to see my plan is working! Winning!
Does anyone actually read Zeeke's blog?
ReplyDelete<< Does anyone actually read Zeeke's blog? >>
ReplyDeleteJust me and sometimes Vomit...