Ugly wants another vacation

Monika has been crying non-stop. I offered to get her another kitty and she offered to throw me out the door. This was purely an accident. This is my public explanation and apology to her.

Where we live has a lot of land. Barney is a special breed, a bengal cat, so we allowed Bengal to roam free. I did not know Barn was in the car. Until I was at the end of my road. I stopped to admire the sunset, right at the end of my driveway facing the adjacent farm with the little red wagon near the mailbox.

I should have known better than to stop but beauty can be distracting.  Next thing I know my car was raining with cat hair and loud shrieks as Barney flew up to the front and went to town scratch at the slightly rolled down window. Which just happened to be my window. So I have not only cat ass in my face, nine approaching killer dobermans, but now my coffee is in my lap and my leather is raining. I had no choice but to roll down the window.

He jumped out. The dogs jumped on. I revved the engine up and the dogs were everywhere. I threw it in gear n the dogs scattered a bit then circled back around the back of the car. I threw my Benz in reverse and the dogs scattered again. I ran over a log. Or so I thought.

Honey I am sorry please forgive me.