Friday, September 7, 2012

"Why Are Zeeke and Vomit Sooooooooo Obsessed With Me?"


(Written 8/26/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
 
As I write this (Sunday morning, 8/26), Zeeke has been on an obsessive rantfest about me for an entire month.  Since July 27th, ALL *18* of his articles on his blog have been about little ol' ME.  EIGHTEEN in a row!!!
 
Vomit, of course, follows in his Zombie Master's footsteps, and thus has written NINE articles about ME in the same time frame.  But Vomit isn't *totally* obsessed with me... he still writes the occasional article about Carp Burger Recipes.
 
That's a total of *27* articles about me in one month.  Wow!!!  On the other hand, I've only posted TWO articles in that time period: a fluff piece about "interesting stuff;" just ONE about Zeeke ("Rolling Stone Magazine Bitch Slaps Zeeke"); and NONE about Vomit (sorry, dude, you're just not all that interesting).
 
Because my doctorate is in law, not emotional/mental/psychological basket cases, I have no real idea why Zeeke and Vomit remain TOTALLY obsessed with their hatred for me.  
 
I wish I could say that I "don't know, don't care" about their vile and disgusting fixations with me.  But when two drunk, fat, violence-prone, stupid guys repeatedly post images of homophobic sexual assault fantasies about me, I get a bit concerned. 
 
So, I've started taking pics of the many unmarked white vans that seem to be in my neighborhood lately.  Any other suggestions?  Thanks...
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  1. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    My only suggestion is when you post the pics of the various white vans in your neighborhood, please make sure all the pics are from the same YEAR! LMAO

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    1. CHRISTOPHER ENJOYS SUCKING TEEN PENISSeptember 10, 2012 at 4:10 PM

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    2. CHRISTOPHERS POOPCHUTE IS INVADED BY BLACK MENSeptember 10, 2012 at 4:14 PM

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  2. ChristopherSeptember 7, 2012 at 7:21 PM

    Zeeke's Total Obsession with me has deepened dramatically since I wrote that article. It's now been FORTY days that I've entirely dominated Zeeke's thoughts. He has now written an incredible THIRTY-ONE consecutive articles about me.

    Hmmm... how many people has HE accused of being obsessed with HIM over the years? << chuckle, chuckle >>

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  3. ChristopherSeptember 7, 2012 at 7:23 PM

    << please make sure all the pics are from the same YEAR! >>

    Pretty funny!

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2012 at 10:08 PM

    Nice try at changing the subject from your fraudulent friend, LOLOL.

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2012 at 10:22 PM

    No one but drunk loosers would be jealous over K2

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2012 at 8:13 AM

    Bolly and Rinny have no lives. No friends but each other

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2012 at 8:51 AM

    Neither does K2

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  8. ChristopherSeptember 8, 2012 at 9:05 AM

    << No one but drunk loosers would be jealous over K2 >>

    Such as Zeeke and Vomit??? << confused >>

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  9. ChristopherSeptember 8, 2012 at 9:07 AM

    << Nice try at changing the subject from your fraudulent friend, LOLOL. >>

    You obviously haven't read my many comments about that on the relevant article.

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2012 at 9:28 AM

      They are too busy spewing out rubbish to notice any facts. That's why everyone laughs at them all the time.

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    2. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2012 at 5:02 PM

      The blogs are all they got.

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  10. ChristopherSeptember 8, 2012 at 9:31 AM

    I dropped one of the comments from here (and the other article) on Vomit's and Zeeke's blogs along with links back to the articles. They, of course, deleted them IMMEDIATELY like the total cowards everyone knows they are.

    I'm sure they'll soon be WHINING about how Ugly "censors" their comments here, which is laughable.

    Total hypocrites...

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2012 at 9:51 AM

      I noticed several of mine were gone to. They have to appear to be a great big unified front (even though everyone knows it's just two of them posting) I don't think Ugly censors at all. I've seen him post lots of comments toward K2, Monika, and himself.

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2012 at 9:49 AM

    I predict they will be tied to their chairs all weekend at the GREAT VICTORY that they topped 30 comments. What a thing to aspire to!

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2012 at 11:36 AM

    Christopher, what else does Billy have to do in his life besides being obsessed with you?

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2012 at 5:02 PM

      Well, occasionally he does go out and get piss as drunk and tear up the same pussy MVM pays for.

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    2. ChristopherSeptember 8, 2012 at 7:32 PM

      Well, there's that exciting career of his. Then there's the constant attention to his education. And caring for Beth's dogs when she's away. And he probably watches lots of high-brow TV shows on the science and history channels. << cough >>

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    3. ChristopherSeptember 8, 2012 at 7:34 PM

      And let's not forget scouring the internet for pics he can steal and put on his blog with my face pasted over them. He also seems like the type of guy who scratches himself a LOT.

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    4. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2012 at 8:16 AM

      Does Billy realize how bad hes laughed at? Who the hell spends all their time writing fifth grade comebacks and Great Victory? Most people work and have a life. Well I guess its a good thing otherwise hed be taking his anger out on a woman and his son

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    5. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2012 at 8:56 AM

      It is still hard to understand why Beth befriended this bunch of losers. The only thing I can come up with, is that has mental issues of her own.

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    6. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2012 at 8:58 AM

      *is that she has

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    7. ChristopherSeptember 9, 2012 at 4:56 PM

      I almost forgot about his post as Chairman Emeritus of the Fredneck Fine Arts Council. His frequent motions to designate EVERY weekend as "Get Piss Drunk and Tear Up Pussy Days" have so far failed to pass.

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2012 at 5:50 PM

    Why Ronnie posts his pictures on his blog baffles me to no end. He looks like what I would picture a zombie looking like. With pale skin, he looks like a corpse that has been laying around for a week. Almost frightening looking.

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  14. ChristopherSeptember 8, 2012 at 7:20 PM

    << He looks like what I would picture a zombie looking like. With pale skin, he looks like a corpse that has been laying around for a week. >>

    I hadn't really noticed that. Good point!

    The pics I've seen of Zeeke are pretty much the same way. And Beth is a pasty white office-at-home drone. Hmmmmmmmmmm...

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  15. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2012 at 8:59 AM

    I wonder how much time Billy, Ronnie, Cindy, Rose, Mvm and Beth have spent trying to figure out who Ugly is.

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2012 at 10:06 AM

      Id say a couple years combined. Remember Cindy even paid someone to hack Uglys account but she didnt get any info

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    2. ChristopherSeptember 9, 2012 at 4:58 PM

      It took me about 10 minutes.

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    3. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

      Everyone knows the fag is Ugly.

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Don't be jealous of the Ugly's.

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