A couple of recent comments by Beth in the chat room:
HamOnWryX2: she apparently has an expectation of dick sucking
Sweetchitty1: HELLO HAM HOW R U DOING?
HamOnWryX2: back up off me, freakazoid
Those quotes--along with Beth's regular F-Bombs--remind me of the time my fiancee bought me a couple of gaudy do-rags, to help keep the sweat off my glasses while I was gardening. Trust me that a do-rag is NOT a good look on me. Picture Willie Nelson with glasses and a bigger nose, but a better haircut.
But the more important point to me was that I'm just not the do-rag type. Jerry on 'Seinfeld' nailed that best when he turned down a threesome with two lovely women. He said that "I'm not an orgy guy. It changes everything... dress different... act different. I'd have to get orgy friends."
For those who don't know Beth well, she is a very educated woman, well-read, and much else usually common to earning the accolade "classy." But F-Bombs, "dick sucking" and "back up off me, freakazoid" are, shall we say, just the opposite. Jerry wisely turned down his opportunity because he didn't want to become something he wasn't. Alas, Beth went in the other direction...
Me? I went to a sporting goods store soon thereafter and bought a bunch of Nike head sweat bands. Functional... pretentious... perfect! I stayed true to myself...