Sunday, August 8, 2010

"How Low Can She Go?"

(Written 8/8/10 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier Marylanders Blog)

A couple of recent comments by Beth in the chat room:
HamOnWryX2: she apparently has an expectation of dick sucking
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Sweetchitty1: HELLO HAM HOW R U DOING?
HamOnWryX2: back up off me, freakazoid

Those quotes--along with Beth's regular F-Bombs--remind me of the time my fiancee bought me a couple of gaudy do-rags, to help keep the sweat off my glasses while I was gardening. Trust me that a do-rag is NOT a good look on me. Picture Willie Nelson with glasses and a bigger nose, but a better haircut.

But the more important point to me was that I'm just not the do-rag type. Jerry on 'Seinfeld' nailed that best when he turned down a threesome with two lovely women. He said that "I'm not an orgy guy. It changes everything... dress different... act different. I'd have to get orgy friends."

For those who don't know Beth well, she is a very educated woman, well-read, and much else usually common to earning the accolade "classy." But F-Bombs, "dick sucking" and "back up off me, freakazoid" are, shall we say, just the opposite. Jerry wisely turned down his opportunity because he didn't want to become something he wasn't. Alas, Beth went in the other direction...

Me? I went to a sporting goods store soon thereafter and bought a bunch of Nike head sweat bands. Functional... pretentious... perfect! I stayed true to myself...

9 comments:

  1. I really didn't know Ham during her "classy" period, all I know is what I see now. I did hear she had a bachelor's degree, and hung with some nice people back in the day.

    I remember when I first came into the Md. chat, Ham would make a few smart comments about me, even though I got along with most of the other chatters at the time. I just brushed it off as maybe her being jealous of who I was chatting with. I didn't know much about her at that time.

    I think the first time I really saw the bitterness in Beth is when she ganged up on Christopher with Zeeke for something Christopher was saying to me. I was surprised she would do that to someone that was once considered a good friend of hers. It was at that point, I decided she really wasn't a very nice person. Good people don't treat friends like that, whether they agree or disagree with what that person is saying. They talk about it to that person in private if it bothers them that much.

    I have watched people chat in the room, and decided to be true to myself. Christopher has been a big influence in opening my eyes to how an educated, decent person acts, even if it is just a chat room.

    Thank you Christopher, for proving there are still some good people in chat rooms with class. I'm glad you stayed true to yourself.

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    1. No she's always been a skank.

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  2. Red I agree with you. Seem's what Beth has done is changed her class and level of friends she has choose to have now. With fake Sn and language that has been shown and tack of behavior she has choosen to do.
    Also knowing well she has someone at home but acting like she wants and is single.....knowing many know Neil too!
    She has lost respect from many older rooomies
    All these well educated people so they say ......well educated people would not be caught up in all this.
    So I rather now not go in room as much and find the level of behavior going farther down the tube.
    If they think other's are ruining the room they should all look at their own as well.
    Heard all they talked about at BBQ is all this crap too!
    One roomie that is glad she didn't go.

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  3. << (she) hung with some nice people back in the day. >>

    Yes, she did, although she now bashes most of them as well as that period of time.

    << I think the first time I really saw the bitterness in Beth is when she ganged up on Christopher with Zeeke for something Christopher was saying to me. >>

    Sad to say, I got used to them ganging up on me, so I don't recall the incident you mention. But it was common to attack me for anything I said to anyone else.

    << I decided she really wasn't a very nice person. Good people don't treat friends like that, whether they agree or disagree with what that person is saying. They talk about it to that person in private if it bothers them that much. >>

    I totally agree, and I had been warned by some others. Oh well... live and learn.

    << Christopher has been a big influence in opening my eyes to how an educated, decent person acts, even if it is just a chat room.
    Thank you Christopher, for proving there are still some good people in chat rooms with class. I'm glad you stayed true to yourself. >>

    Awwwww, thanks dear, that's a very nice thing to say.

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  4. << Seem's what Beth has done is changed her class and level of friends she has choose to have now. >>

    Apparently so, although some of the ones she kept, like Brunette and MP, remain pretty nice.

    << All these well educated people so they say ...well educated people would not be caught up in all this. >>

    Education is a good general indicator, but we've had experiences otherwise, too. Mensa, for example, got her undergrad degree from the U of MD in the midst of her reign of terror.

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  5. TANGIBLE ROSE: lolita my mother had her tubes tied and she got pregnant with me

    There is the issue...she wasn't a wanted child. This may explain why she is so wacked up.

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  6. It is hard for me to believe that Ham ever had class:
    LegsLegsLegs45: I used to take my kids to this place called "Enchanted Forest" years ago, does anyone remember it?
    HamOnWryX2: i do
    HamOnWryX2: zeeke pees there
    HamOnWryX2: lol we were talking about what freaks still do asl
    HamOnWryX2: meet jackcat
    PepsiTime2000: Jack F?
    JACKCAT060475: ham not funny
    JACKCAT060475: yea
    HamOnWryX2: it IS funny
    HamOnWryX2: damn boy...read

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  7. I love big black cock

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