This blog is dead

Ugly was scanning over the comments and think he's now giving more donations to the NAMI.

Christopher, will you be so kind as to write an article of the top ten lame and delusional reasons the Zombies are giving this blog is dead? The rationalizations are beyond demented and easily cracked.

I equate all this fuss about the blog being dead to an insecure middle-schooler who, so desperate to appear popular, will create fake facebook accounts (friends) and spend hours posting under these accounts to her own facebook wall trying to make it look like she's wildly popular. Meanwhile, she goes to school and no one pays any attention to her. She thinks she's fooling everyone, but the other students are laughing with the obvious knowledge that someone with little friends at school suddenly has 15 from other schools (without names of the schools on the profile of course) who just love to spend time with her. When they challenge her on what schools they go to, the girl gathers her army of fake friends and starts launching vicious wall post attacks against them.

Which is the obvious case case with Billybob and Ronnie. There's little you can do to convince me otherwise on the following. Ronnie, at best, has a very menial job, probably just a tad over an entry level position, and BillyBob can't keep a job long. Neither have any education. Strongly believe Ronnie didn't make it to high school and Billy was working on a farm by 15 and dropped out. Very little social life. Ronnie has never posted about outings with friends, only relatives. Billy's posts about social events all surround chatroom gatherings. No one who spends all day in chat has a social life. I imagine both have spent many hours at the local bar believing the bartender is their best friend. Once in awhile someone might let them join in on a pool game, but mainly it's just them alone on the stool while others pile in with their friends and coworkers, laughing over cocktails, while they fume over cheap beer. Love life? Repressed is one of the key components that drive them toward all of this. It's one thing to have little or no friends, but to not have some sweet tenderness is another. That would drive any man to be like a rapid dog like Billy and Vomit.

No friends, menial jobs, no lovelife, and only disturbing family gatherings.

Back to the Top Ten list, Christopher. (BTW, when are you joining the Mrs and I for dinner?)  Some of the delusions I've seen:

"um its the same people commenting so yes it is dead,"

"The only reason you post here is because we pretty much ruinned you retarded shit rag blog weeks ago... we win bitch,"

"so ugly had to resort to his obsession again due to k2's epic failure to get comments due to flowers,"

"unless ugly has the zombies on his blog which go over 200 comments,"

"This blog died after we spammed it,"

"it was an epic failure so ugly had to cover his ass and give bonnie a voice lol and look at the haters go lol,"

Facts are our friends and we don't need the "comments" to prove the obvious.

Billy's blog is deadBilly recently took off his counter. No doubt out of embarrassment. His blog has been around since 2008 and barely had 50,000 views on it
That means 12500 views a year
That means 1041 views a month
That means 34 views a day
1.41 views an hour

Vomit's is a tad less dead
Vomit's is currently at 27,390 and his has been around about 1-1/2 years
That means 18260 views a year
That means 1521 views a month
50 views a day
That means 2 views an hour
So Vomit is getting at least one more viewer an hour than Billy

Now let's compare that hot mess to our super popular blog:
Our blog has nearly 150,000 views and is going on 2 years now
That means about 75,000 views a year
That means 6250 views a month
That means 208 views a day
That means 8 views an hour
The non-demented can clearly see what blogs are dead.

Now for the important question: Should Ugly summons Igor to pull a new report on just how often the Zombies are on this blog? Last time he showed me Vomit was clicking on here almost *70 times a day. Billy about half that. Which means they are making up for 1/2 the site visitors!

"Mindful Muscle"

Bonnieisback2
June 23, 2012

"Most people think of social communication solely in terms of overt signals expressed through language, voice qualities, gestures, facial expressions, and body movements. However, there is now evidence that a subtle yet influential electromagnetic or 'energetic' communication system operates just below our conscious awareness. Energetic interactions likely contribute to the 'magnetic' attractions or repulsions that occur between individuals, and also affect social exchanges and relationships. Moreover, it appears that the heart’s field plays an important role in communicating physiological, psychological, and social information between individuals."

I ran across this on "Mindful Muscle" on Google. Pretty informative and also, gives me justification as to how I dealt with Zeeke for all those years. It also gives merit to my claims of him being heartless!
If Zeeke had a heart, his conscience would’ve bothered him saying all those things to and about me after I did inform him as to how it was hurting me. But, Zeeke wasn’t bothered at all! He took pleasure in knowing he was hurting me. He said many times that he didn’t care. Went as far one time as saying he was "trying to kill me word by word"! Now what type of person would derive pleasure in harming another without justification? A heartless one!

A NORMAL FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING would have known better and, would have stopped when they knew they were causing another distress. But, we are talking about someone who spends most of his time alone and has never really been shown or, felt love from a NORMAL FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING. Therefore, he is unable to display NORMAL human decency!

"A Change of Pace Top 10"

(Written 6/19/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

As many of you know, I'm both an avid gardener and a photography nut.  The hobbies feed off each other because flower photography is my favorite genre of that art. 

So, below are 10 of my favorite pics from my gardens so far this year.  Enjoy...

Iris, Bearded ('Mother Earth')

  

Azalea, Encore ('Autumn Twist') 

 

Clematis ('Patricia Ann Fretwell') 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bleeding Heart, Dwarf

Coral Bells ('Caramel')

Lily, Dwarf ('Sugar Baby')

Coral Bells ('Key Lime Pie')

 

Lily ('Kentucky')

Salvia ('May Night')

Tulip ('Spring is Here Mix')

"The REAL Story About Zeeke's Education"

Written 6/13/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

For those of you who suspected that Zeeke's oft-repeated story about his high school years was utter bullshit... BINGO!
His most comprehensive statement was on his blog, 3/19/10: "I was given the option to take 12th grade english in the 11th grade and graduate early..Lots of people chose that option, it wasn't unusual... I graduated high school and went onto FCC at age 17."Given his oft-stated date of birth of 8/15/62, then he should've finished high school in May-June, 1980 (or 1979, depending on how you construe the last sentence of his statement) at the end of what would've normally been his junior year.

　

But alas for Zeeke, that pic of him that Ugly recently posted (note the infamous styled-by-egg-beater hair, albeit with much more AND black hair LOL) was from the *1979* Frederick High School yearbook recently made available on the Classmates.com site as "Billy Lewis." And guess what class he was in then... FRESHMAN... 9th grade (Class of 1982).
Hmmm... soooooooooooooooooooooo... a FRESHMAN at age 16??? Lordy... I was *14* when I began my freshman year (AKA 9th grade) and 15 when I finished it (March 23 birthday), which was the norm back then.
Given that Zeeke lies frequently, badly, and without remorse, it's sometimes hard to tell exactly WHAT is the lie when he begins mixing lies with truth. But my best take on it is that he was HELD BACK earlier in his school career for at least one year, probably two. Then in his "junior" year (age 18) he either took 12th grade English, etc., to graduate or he simply dropped out.
And if that were true, he would've been 19 (NOT 17) when he started classes at FCC that fall or 18 if he started them that summer before his birthday.
It's also possible that he simply graduated with his class at his age 19 (just two months shy of turning 20!).
Frederick County also has VERY specific requirements for "alternatives to four-year high school enrollment." You can review them at http://apps.fcps.org/dept/legal/400-34.pdf.
There are basically two alternatives: (1) waiver of the 4th year for early admission to college where the normal requirements will be met (and the high school diploma is awarded *after* completion; and, (2) early graduation thru special, pre-approved courses of study (such as a G.E.D., and ALL course credit requirements, etc., must be satisfied. I think home study fits here, too.).
I can't imagine his school would've approved the plan he sketched out, unless they figured, "Hey, he's going to be flipping burgers for the rest of his life anyway, so let's get rid of him NOW." His statement that, "I had a full time job and saw no reason to piss away 8 hours at school for 1 class" was clearly NOT discussed as an alternative.
I'm sure that Zeeke will attempt to explain this all away. ("My DOB is *really* 8/15/64." "I went to a different high school." "I forgot *some* details of my alternative plan." blah blah blah) The one thing we can be sure about whatever he says is that it will be a LIE.
I somewhat, shockingly, believe his story as to taking 12th grade English in 11th grade to get out a year early. One of the main reasons for doing that is because you're one of the OLDEST kids in your class. LOL (He started out as one of the youngest.)
On the other hand, one article noted that, "Those who express both emotional and mental maturity are the ideal candidates for early graduation." Imagine... I typed that with a perfectly straight face!

"May, the Final 25 Pathetic Days of the 'Coolest' Room"

Written 6/6/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

Although many predicted the near-term demise of the Coolest room (and the entire Zeeke Cult), I don't think anyone saw it coming quite so soon or so dramatically.

 

But in hindsight, the causes of its failure were readily apparent throughout May.  It was really just a question of WHEN Zeeke and Vomit would finally give up and kill it.

 

Undoubtedly, Zeeke and Vomit tried hard to save it.  They somehow convinced Wilson in early May to become one of them (the permanent Campers... Zeeke, Vomit, and MAFIA). They managed to get Keifer to squat for a few days to pump up their stats. (Perhaps they promised him Beth would pat him on the head a couple of times? << snicker >>)  And in total desperation, they allowed Pantry back in shortly after bolting her and bragging about it on Vomit's blog.

 

But there were soooooooo many awful developments during the month, including:

 

1. Felony, long a stalwart of the room, fled in disgust May 3rd never to be seen again. 

2. Other than the Big 4, only Jmbjm showed up nearly every day.

3. Beth was virtually gone, making an average of just two token appearances per WEEK.

4. Even rarer were visits by Rooster and Aint.

5. Six "regulars" cut back their visits by nearly 50%, or more, from April to May following a devastating trend of the last few months.

 

In the end, the Big 4 accounted for 80% of the people in their room.  That meant that there was slightly less than ONE other SN in there, on average. Just FOUR Campers plus ONE other person... no wonder Zeeke and Vomit killed their room.  And no wonder their private room died within a matter of days...

 

I guess we'll never know whether Zeeke intended with his Mindfuck game to: (1) kill the entire Marylanders group, and succeeded admirably; or (2) just get rid of everyone outside of his little clique, and seriously fucked up.

 

Either way, the Marylanders group is essentially dead, as is the Zeeke Cult.

 

This was inevitable, IMHO, from the moment Beth decided to join with Zeeke.  Until then, Zeeke was just an easily-ignored nuisance with a few minor followers, and they were causing some damage.  Beth gave Zeeke the credibility and popular following he had lacked.  In the end, Beth deserted Zeeke, and thus his clique collapsed.  And then he had no choice but to kill it.

 

A sad day for all, really...

 

Fortunately, I have tons of good memories about the Marylanders group.  And life goes on, in all its beauty and splendor...

Blogging babes

As we all know, the wicked west has made such inane diatribes about blogging wee ones, only to turn around and do the exact same thing! Not that being hypocritical or liars would surprise you about that clan. Just sayin'.


Anyways, Ugly has decided that we HAVE TO BE FAIR AS WELL, so Monika is frantically searching our albums for some memorable days of the Fracs to share. One in particular, where Frac shatted so much that the entire toilet was almost full. Both boys are staring intensely in the toilet, and Fric is pointed and giggling at it. 


Once we find this, we'll be sure to post this memorable time for your enjoyment. Stay tuned!

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

(Written 6/4/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

NEWSFLASH from Vomit's blog:

 

"SINCE ABANDONING AOL AND THE FEW REMAINING TARDS, THIS CHANGE OVER TO FACEBOOK WAS PROBABLY THE BEST DECISION EVER. COME JOIN IN ON THE FACEBOOK FUN."

 

Zeeke, Vomit, and the other Zombies "abandoned" AOL?!?!?!?!?

 

I may just laugh for 24 hours continuously!

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Top 12 Names for Zeeke's New Private Room"

(Written 6/2/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)

 

Sometimes there are way too many good ideas...

 

12. "High School Dropouts"

 

11. "EPIC FAIL"

 

10.  "Sick, Childish, Perverse, and Stupid as Hell"

 

 9. "We HATE Drive-bys and Pop-ins"

 

 8. "We Got Tired of Beth Whining About It"

 

 7. "Zombie Apocalypse"

 

 6. "Total Loosers"

 

 5. "No Más!  No Más!  K2 Wins!"

 

 4. "Zeeke, Vomit, and Occasionally Another Zombie"

 

 3. "Stick a Fork in Us"

 

 2. "Carp Burgers"

 

And the Number 1 Name for Zeeke's New Private Room is...

 

 1. "We Were Sooooooooo Scared that K2 Would Keep Counting Us Thus Proving What Liars, Hypocrites, and Total Failures We Are"