(Written 5/26/12 by ChristopherK2 for the Uglier MDers blog)
10. Zeeke accidentally created a private room with the same name as the public one, and none of the Zombies had the guts to tell him what an Idiot he was.
9. Beth blackmailed Zeeke into it because she doesn't want anyone else to know that she still associates with those cretins.
8. They got tired of dressing up for the public.
7. They didn't flee. Hepidemic is the only Zombie left.
6. Zeeke's family--after seeing all their pics on Ugly's blog--gave him an ultimatum, "Go private, or else we tell Ugly EVERYthing we know about you!"
5. They wanted to see how long it is before any Zombies other than Zeeke, Vomit, Wilson, and SxyMAFIA even notices. Still waiting...
4. The drive-bys by Mike and Bonnie were driving them crazy. Well... crazier.
3. Vomit cut a 10-minute toxic Carp Burger fart, and the room is still uninhabitable. Hepidemic is wearing their only portable oxygen mask.
2. All of the Zombies are on a come-to-Jesus prayer retreat.
And the Number 1 Reason the Zombies Fled to a Private Room is...
1. They were totally humiliated by my chronicling of the rapidly-declining attendance in their room.
Good article Chris. They probably have a private room somewhere but it's only a matter of time until it is found out. I guess Billy doesn't like getting beat back at after all the bs he has posted.
ReplyDeleteI think the 2nd reason is closest according to what I just read on Zeekes blog...and here is a message for Zeeke...the only way anyone would be interested in YOUR shit is if they were KICKING it OUT of YOU!
ReplyDeleteAwwww did all the little Zombie's get scared away??
ReplyDeleteYou really give yourself too much credit K2.I cannot believe a man of your education and age behaves like a immature teenager. I hear they have really good drugs in the retirement homes, enjoy.
ReplyDelete"You really give yourself too much credit K2.I cannot believe a man of your education and age behaves like a immature teenager." >> Anonymous ninny
DeleteDo you feel the same way about Zeeke? The one who started all this bullshit? He has for almost 15 years now for no reason other than his ignorance, ragged on Christopher in a chatroom and, for 10 of those years or, better, Christopher has ignored him! Times change, as do some people and Christopher is now giving Zeeke all the bullshit that Zeeke gave him! So, if you feel this way about Christopher, I am sure you feel the same about Zeeke. So push some of those drugs down Zeekes throat and, hopefully they will have a devastating reaction with the illegal drugs he is currently abusing!
I feel the same way about all adults who act like school yard retards, and that includes you Bonnie. I think all of you need to grow up and act like the adults you are suppossed to be.
Delete<< Good article Chris. >>
ReplyDeleteThanks!
<< They probably have a private room somewhere but it's only a matter of time until it is found out. >>
Yeah, they have a history of being totally unable to keep their traps shut.
<< I think the 2nd reason is closest according to what I just read on Zeekes blog... >>
ReplyDeletePerhaps so... I'm sure that Zeeke will eventually post an excuse on his blog. And I'm equally sure that it'll be a total lie.
<< Awwww did all the little Zombie's get scared away?? >>
ReplyDeleteAs did the nearly morbidly obese ones!
Making fun of people how mature K2.
DeleteOh, the perils of annoying someone who's a lot more intelligent and a lot more educated than you are, and writes much better than you do (Zeeke, take note):
ReplyDeleteA couple of months ago, Donald Trump dared to call Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist and author George Will "a totally overrated fool." Will, BTW, has a B.A. and M.A. from Oxford, and a M.A. and Ph.D. from Princeton. He's also one of the most influential conservative columnists in America.
Will bided his time, then struck back yesterday on the "This Week" Sunday talk tv show. The host asked Will if Trump's ongoing infatuation with the Birther movement hurt Mitt Romney's campaign.
Will torched Trump with:
"I do not understand the cost benefit here. The costs are clear. The benefit — what voter is gonna vote for [Romney] because he is seen with Donald Trump? The cost of appearing with this bloviating ignoramus is obvious it seems to me. Donald Trump is redundant evidence that if your net worth is high enough, your IQ can be very low and you can still intrude into American politics."
Blovating ignoramus??? ZING!
You certainly can't tell you are more intelligent and educated. You have no problem getting down and dirty with the best of them. I really think you enjoy it. It's the only excitement you get in your life.
Deletechris you need to make a blog on zeek going to his son class and tell class what he does in life, wow . class i get piss ass drunk bash people on aol and own a chat room. bet his kid is real proud of him
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Zeeke's son is fucked up as he is.
Deletesome love the idea of me with the bolt .. thanks budds
ReplyDeleteOnlineHost: PretyFly4n0ldGuy has entered the room.
PretyFly4n0ldGuy: mike took the room, good job dude :)
OnlineHost: PretyFly4n0ldGuy has left the room.
maybe now that the Mikster has the key he can entice Eyore back and get her to talking about spanking and how she enjoys Mike making her behind all pink
ReplyDeleteI am sitting here laughing at how it came that the idiots lost the bolt to the coolest room. What I am surmising is that, Vomit, who had the bolt, went away with his family for memorial weekend and, thought he would have the time to give the bolt to someone else to hold till he returned but, his wife, worried about the energy being used while they were gone, PULLED THE PLUG! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! And Zeeke, nor Mafia were around to pick it up!
ReplyDeleteOr, it could have happened like this...........Maybe Vomits electricity was turned off in the middle of the night? While everyone was sleeping!! HEHEHEHEHE!
Whatever the reason, it is funnier than all get out cause, I know it wasn't done purposely!
K2 really what is your excuse? Everyone knows Bonnie is bat shit crazy. We all know Ronnie's a drunk and Billy is a mean vicious person. What do you get out of this? Really?
ReplyDelete<< I hear they have really good drugs in the retirement homes, enjoy. >>
ReplyDelete<< Making fun of people how mature K2. >>
You've almost mastered the fine art of speaking out of both sides of your mouth at the same time. Well done, Grasshopper...
<< K2 really what is your excuse? ... What do you get out of this? Really? >>
ReplyDeleteUgly pays me a modest fixed monthly retainer. I also get a fixed sum for each article I write. Of particular note to YOU, I also get a per word amount for reading and responding to comments. So, THANKS for the extra $8.50 I earned with this brief reply! You basically bought my lunch today!
Sad group of people. Your life revolves around a chatroom?
ReplyDelete<< I cannot believe a man of your education and age behaves like a immature teenager. >>
ReplyDeleteYou've said essentially the same thing about 10 times in the last week. Have you yet figured out that I really don't give a shit what you believe?
I haven't responded ten times since the blogs beginning. Oh I know everyone who responds under Anonymous must be the same person.
Delete<< I haven't responded ten times since the blogs beginning. Oh I know everyone who responds under Anonymous must be the same person. >> Anonymous Zombie #17
DeleteNo, they're just all, like YOU, chicken-shit cowards. I've said before I'll assign them to whichever real name strikes my fancy, etc.. If you don't like that, stop being such a whiney coward.
<< He has for almost 15 years now for no reason other than his ignorance, ragged on Christopher in a chatroom and, for 10 of those years or, better, Christopher has ignored him! Times change, as do some people and Christopher is now giving Zeeke all the bullshit that Zeeke gave him! >> Bonnie
ReplyDeleteYou have the division almost right, but not the meaning. I've always believed the chat room (a general venue for everyone) should be as drama-free as possible. But for the blogs and message boards (specific venues clearly NOT for everyone), anything goes.
That's how it worked when I joined almost 16 years ago. And that's how I respond. When, for example, there was an overlap in time between the room and this blog, I would respond here to crap in the chat room by Zeeke, Beth, and the other Zombies. I didn't respond in the chat room, other than the occasional dry, witty spitball.
I didn't know that there was a message board to reply to the chatroom bullies. But, even if I had, I wouldn't have used it! My feelings are if they can insult you in one place, why wait till a later time or place to respond? I mean that is sort of like, getting jumped and beat up in one area and, then going to another area and waiting for the bullies that jumped you and then jumping them.
ReplyDeleteK2 when are you going to write an article on your shitty condition?
ReplyDeleteK2 go take care of your 'roids.
ReplyDeleteHeard Cindy was in the hospital.
ReplyDeleteProbably from the same rumor mill that said TD died.
Delete<< My feelings are if they can insult you in one place, why wait till a later time or place to respond? >> Bonnie
ReplyDeleteThey count on that, of course, and it uglifies the room. But we've disagreed about that for many years.
<< his wife, worried about the energy being used while they were gone, PULLED THE PLUG! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! >> Bonnie
ReplyDelete<< chuckle, chuckle >>
Cindy's daughter was in the hospital after being beat by a man.
ReplyDeleteThat's cause Cindy and her whore daughter fuck niggers.
ReplyDeletewhat do you expect when you tangle with the devil
Delete<< K2 when are you going to write an article on your shitty condition? >> Zeeke
ReplyDelete<< K2 go take care of your 'roids. >> Zeeke again
Wow... you wrote TWO entire blog articles fantasizing about me and your poop, and now you're expressing fascination with my poop.
My suggestion is that you discuss with your shrink at your looooooooongg session this week the term "anal retentive." You might also want to ask whether it's time yet for you to come out of the closet.
lick my shaft redskybay
ReplyDeletehold on now.. i know cindys daughter and they are nice girls. who the fuck you think you aretalking about someones kids. people like you should be beat like a dog .
ReplyDeleteor better yet Mikester, just tell them to go fuck them self on a day when its 100 degrees in the shade cause you aint going to stop by to fix the AC
Deleteits ok mike we know you like to bite off some dark meat too
DeleteNot if they were raised by that psycho they aren't.
DeleteI feel the same way about all adults who act like school yard retards, and that includes you Bonnie. I think all of you need to grow up and act like the adults you are suppossed to be
ReplyDeleteLet's see your here ...your commenting and playing along! So let's not judge other's for behavior seems you have too! Your glass house may break!!
i am asking every one to help out the zombies and help them out with a new rooms name for them. or maybe a top 10 list to help out. Every one kick in and show your love. thanks
ReplyDeleteyou sure do talk a lot about gross stuff K2. Fetish?
ReplyDelete<< you sure do talk a lot about gross stuff K2. Fetish? >> Zeeke yet again
ReplyDeleteNice try, but YOU, of course, did the heavy lifting there, and continue to do so on your blog. YOU can feel free to stop the "gross stuff" anytime YOU wish.
<< You certainly can't tell you are more intelligent and educated. >> Anonymous chicken-shit cowardly Zombie #32
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't expect you to be able to tell.
<< You have no problem getting down and dirty with the best of them. >>
Well, I'm not in George Will's class, but thanks...
<< I really think you enjoy it. It's the only excitement you get in your life. >>
And I'm sure that your life is just brimming over with excitement. Ya'know... such as posting here all day long as an anonymous chicken-shit coward, writing your "hateful shitrag" of a blog, and spending endless hours in a chat room verbally assaulting people.
602 Well look at all the gross stuff Zeek has talked about in the past??? He is only getting what he deserves.
ReplyDelete<< I thought Zeeke repeatedly calling Takoma's daughter at work was very low... >> Me, in an earlier article
ReplyDelete<< Once again lies. No calls were made. Zeeke emailed... >> Quest For Truth << cough >>
I missed that one earlier. Let's see what Zeeke himself had to say about the situation on his blog. From his 10/19/11 article: "I guess Takoma forgets that I know his name is John [omitted] and I have spoken with his daughter..."
Gee, I guess Quest For Truth's real quest was to LIE like heck to try to protect Zeeke's already-pathetic rep from further damage.
" AnonymousMay 28, 2012 10:37 PM Let's see your here ...your commenting and playing along! So let's not judge other's for behavior seems you have too! Your glass house may break!! "
ReplyDeleteDITTO TO YOU!
She clearly is not getting it.
Delete"AnonymousMay 29, 2012 6:02 AM
ReplyDeleteyou sure do talk a lot about gross stuff K2. Fetish?"
He talks about the gross stuff that Zeeke posts. Who in the hell would post that they sat on a log in the woods and took a shit and THEN GPS'ed it so he could tell others where he shit? THAT is clearly SICK!
what was that smell when you wrote about him taking a handfull of shit for lube and using it to jack off? you're a very kinky lady to be sure
ReplyDelete52 comments here. 0 on Zeeke's, 0 on Ronnie's.
ReplyDeleteWas I talking about myself in that post? Nope, never said a word about myself! I was responding to the anonymous shit head that was calling Christopher gross!
ReplyDelete<< [Christopher] talks about the gross stuff that Zeeke posts. >>
ReplyDeleteWell, I certainly *could* post very gross comments if I were so inclined. Keep in mind that I was in a college frat, and we used to have regular "gross out" contests. LOL
But real life incidents were often far grosser. I remember this one time [the best gross out stories *always* begin that way] that our frat's pet dalmation, Herman, tipped over a garbage can behind the dining hall after a meal of cream chipped beef on toast. (It's commonly known as Shit on a Shingle... SOS.)
Near as we could tell, Herman downed at least a gallon of it. (It'll soon become obvious WHY we knew exactly how much he scarfed down.) Dogs are apparently NOT supposed to eat SOS. We found that out later when Herman started blowing partially-digested SOS Chunks out "both ends" all over the frat house's living room rug.
Not many guys realize that when they pledge a frat, their pledge duties *may* include cleaning up dog-generated SOS chunks.
Please note that I've sanitized that story quite a bit for public consumption.
DITTO TO YOU!<<<< Bonnie
ReplyDeleteBonnie reread my comment! It was directed to the one that wrote the comment above it. lol I enjoy being here! Just slow down girl and at least stick up for one's sticking up for you....lol